//------------------------------// // A fucked up wedding Pt 1 // Story: Father Night 2 // by EverlastingKnightmare //------------------------------// ----The bronies point of view (DJ story bronies)---- “DUDE!” Connor yelled walking into Damian’s house, a blanket with something wrapped in it on his back. “What?” Both Damian and Vinyl looked up at him from their recording stuff. “We’re going to a wedding!” Connor said excitedly, eyes as big as Pinkies. “Whoa what? Really!? SWEET!” Connor and Damian bro-hoofed. “Well you two seem excited, I’m going too.” Vinyl got up. “Damian, go get Peter and meet us at the train station! We leave in a few minutes!” Connor rushed out the door with Vinyl following as fast as she could. Damian teleported to Applejack’s house. “PETER!” Peter jumped and hit the roof. Damian grabbed him and pulled him out. “Dude get ready we have to go to a wedding!” “Whoa what? Sweet!” They bro hoofed as Applejack kicked down the door. “Peter! Come on we need to go!” Damian took a step forward. “On it!” His horn glowed and they were on the train as it began to leave. Connor was sitting next to Dash holding a baby filly, it had her rainbow hair and Connor’s lightish red pelt. Vinyl was sitting alone by a window, Damian walked over to her and sat next to her, planting a kiss on her cheek. Peter and Applejack took a seat. ----Dark’s point of view.---- “Don’t you think he may have been a bit tied up in his job? I mean come on!” I made a pouty face at Twilight as she was hanging out the window with a bumed look. “I know, he could have, but that dosin’t mean he coulden’t take a moment off to tell me himself!” She shut the curtin of the window. “Granted, I would.” I laughed and sighed. “Look Twi, it’s a big day for him, my buddy was so caught up in his wedding he forgot to invite me! And I went anyway!” I laughed and ate a random cupcake. Twilight had started ignoring me. “Oh ya, sure, ignore me. Grown up of you Twi.” I grumbled and slouched in my seat. “At least I get to help make the dresses.” I chuckled. ----Father Night’s point of view---- “Wait so Cadance, my granddaughter, is getting married to Twilight’s brother, Shining armor? And I only hear this now? I feel loved.” I slouched my head. Tia sighed playfully. [Over did it.] {Ya think?} I nodded at that. I looked back up to her with a grin. “So you think I should do the vows?” I asked, but she shook her head. “It’s alright, I’ll do it.” I nodded and got up. “As for you, you should go meet the elements as they get off the train.” I nodded. [Woo! And we get to meet those new ponies Keeper brought! I heard someone knocked up Rainbow Dash.] {Bullshit. Dash wouldn’t let that happen.} I teleported down to the train station and waited a moment for the train to get past the shield. As it came to a stop I heard crying. As soon as the doors opened my jaw hit the ground. [........ <.........> {........} {<[HOLY FUCKING SHIT!]>} There was a stallion that had a foal on his back that had Dash’s mane and tail while it had the stallion’s lightish red pelt, and something stank too. “I’ll get it.” He mumbled and walked into the station. I watched in awe as she kissed his cheek as he left. [Dah fuck...] [Whoa, I thought I was the cranky one.] {Point taken New, calm down.} ----third pony view.---- Dark, Connor, Peter, and Damian got off the train after the girls, Connor walked off to change the baby’s diaper. Dark ran after Twilight after she ran off to talk to her brother, and the rest of them just stayed there. Father Night looked back at them with a smile. “Welcome Elements of Harmony, where did your human run off too?” He asked a bit concerned. Peter stepped forward. “Sorry your majesty, he tends to be a bit......Random.” Damian was slowly dieing of laughter, as was Vinyl. “I’ll see you dude’s later.” Vinyl got up and walked away with Pinkie following. Damian got up and sighed. “Alright, let’s go have some fun around Canterlot. Connor can catch up later.” Night froze up. Peter and Damian. Connor walked out with a happy baby on his back. Dash walked up to him and took it. Night walked over shortly after and looked at Connor. “So a little bundle of joy has entered my kingdom, may I ask it’s name?” Connor stood tall and proud. “Her name is Rushing Wind. I’m Connor! Nice to meet ya!” He put out his hoof and, reluctantly, Father Night shook it before letting out a long sigh. “She looks a lot like you both, Rainbow Dash’s mane and tail and your pelt. How old id she?” Connor thought for a moment then smiled. “About 20 weeks, she is almost walking, AND SHES SO CUTE!” He sqweed. Night laughed and looked at Rushing Wind. Dark had followed Twilight all the way all the way to a balcony. “Twilight! Calm down I don’t think-” Just then a couple of guards hung over the railing with spears pointed at them. “We.....Can.....Fuck.” He clapped and the spears flew over and into his hands. Another one looked over and saw Twilight. “Twily!” He called and the others backed off. Dark looked a the spears and dropped them. “Ahehe, sorry.” The guard walked down and hugged Twilight. “It’s alright, you were trying to defend yourself, you’v got some strong magic there.” Twilight shoved her hoof into his mouth. “Don’t encourage him.” Dark made a small grin. “Now then, why didn’t you come and tell me you didn’t come and tell me you were getting married?” Dark stepped forward. “I tried to tell her you might be wrapped up! I did!” Twilight picked him up and tossed him off the side of Canterlot. “Ahhhhhhhh.” He let out a bored yell as he fell. Shining Armor looked stunned. “D-did you just-” “Yes I did, but don’t worry he’ll be back in a few minutes.” As dark was falling he looked at his watch then sighed. As soon as he hit the ground he broke straight through it. “Wait what!? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!” He yelled as he hit a crystal type floor. “Whoa, cool!” He got up and looked around, a small ball of fire catching next to him. “ADVENTURE TIME!” He cheered and began to walk around. Connor was sitting on a cloud with Rushing Wind, watching Dash train for her sonic rainboom a few hours later. Rushing Wind was giggling her little heart out as mommy did flips and loops and all that other stuff. Connor just smiled at the two. “Your going to be just like you mother arn’t you? A little speed demon, oh won’t my life be eventful.” He gave her a little noggiy and sighed happily. “GO DASH! WOO!” He cheered and Wind laughed some more and leaned on her dad. :Oh you are too cute.” He laughed and put a hoof around her. “Peter stop tryin to eat everything!” Applejack slapped Peter’s hoof away from the cake. “Aww but you make the best stuff!” He complained. Twilight was sitting on a pole, checking of a list of things Applejack called, the very last being tasty treats witch she said ‘check’ to. Peter was trying to eat some cake when Cadence walked in. After correcting Applejack about her name she tried some of the food. “It’s good.” She said plainly, getting a glare from Peter. “What was that?” He almost growled but Twilight zipped his mouth shut, getting her a glare. “Well shucks! Why don’t you take some for the road?” She handed her a bag full of treats. As she was leaving she threw it out. Peter was steaming he was so mad. “You see? She’s rude!” Peter nodded. “Oh sorry.” She un-zipped his mouth. “Hey do you know where dark went?” Twilight grinned sheepishly. “I sorta threw him off the side of Canterlot.” Peter looked at her blankly for a bit then shrugged. “Meh, he’ll be fine.” Damian had helped Rarity in place of dark. “You are surprisingly good at this Damian, you never told me you were good with fashion.” Rarity complemented. “Yea well I don’t work with it much, only when I need to look good for a party or meeting and stuff like that.” He laughed and put the final stich on the dress. “And done!” Twilight was rambling on about Cadence when she suddenly walked in. “Ah princess, we have finished yours and you brides maids dresses.” Damian did a little bow. She looked at her dress. “I was hoping for something a bit more wavy” (I think that’s what she said.) Damian looked up at her with a slight glare. “Well I-” He got cut off by Rarity. “Of course.” Cadence walked over to the other dresses. “And these should be a different color.” Rarity nodded and wrote something down. Some of the brides maids spoke up. “I really like it!” That got them a powerful glare from Cadence. Twilight and Damian glared at her with death, well Damian did. When they all left Damian muttered. “Bitch...” Twilight just sighed. “And here are the games! Connor’s idea!” Pinkie ran over to a random bored game and rolled some dice. Connor cheered, Wind giggling on his back. “So princess, like it?” She looked at Connor. “It’s fine, if it was for a six year old!” She half shouted at me and Pinkie. Rushing Wind began to tear up then started crying. “Uh-oh!” Pinkie began pushing Cadance out of the room. “What is the meaning of this.” She asked in a pissed off tone. “Connor in a bad mood!” Pinkie pushed her out the door and closed it. “Ok, Connor calm down or-” She was cut off by the windows suddenly shattering and wind rushing throughout the whole room, tearing most of everything apart. Cadence looked at the door as it began to crack and brake. “Oh,” She muttered and half walked, half galloped away from the room. Father Night had joined the mane six, Peter, Connor, and Damian for a drink late at night. “-and I’m like ‘why did you just replace my tail with a wooden cut out?’” He finished a joke, getting everyone to laugh. Twilight walked up to the table with a drink. “Bet I can guess what you're all thinking! Cadance is the absolute worst bride-to-be ever.” She slammed her drink on the table lightly. “Your telling me.” Peter muttered. “She can’t be thankful for someponie’s hard work.” “And she made Rushing Wind cry.” Connor muttered angrily, some of the feathers on his wings twitching. Night looked at them and sighed. “She’s just under stress. Let’s end it there.” Twilight glared at him (Connor: OH SHIT! She glared at Night!) but sighed. (Yes, I just shortened it, bite me.) Later that night Twilight went to go talk to her brother about the way Cadance has been acting, after she got there Cadance casted a spell on her brother making her think she was evil. ----At the one thing where they are explaining how the wedding was going to go down.---- “Man, I wonder why they wouldn’t let us in.” Connor muttered, Wind on his back. Peter nodded. “I suppose we are too awesome for that, let’s watch through a window!” They all bro-hoofed and ran towards the nearest window. (The next part will be described form what their seeing.) “Alright, looks like they are explaining the wedding,” Connor said. “I can hardly hear, oh hey look Twilight! KICK SOME ASS!” Damian yelled. “They can hear you stupid, it’s sound proof.” Peter muttered. “What the hay!? Did he just uninvited his sister?! Thats rude!” Connor raged. “This song makes me feel.” Peter sighed. All three of them watched as Cadance got a evil look and surrounded Twilight in green fire. “.........” They waited a moment as Twilight sunk into the ground before all three of them screamed. “TWILIGHT!”