//------------------------------// // Episode Twenty-Four: Eye's Well That Ends Well // Story: Total Drama Equestria // by JusSonic //------------------------------// "This crossover of My Little Pony and Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens or ponies. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get messed up." ----------------- Chris: Last time on Total Drama Equestria, because of a storm that occurred keeping us indoors, we decided to play a little game that I found, which involving the players being the pawns and the future contestants being...well...the contestants! Unfortunately, Twilight and Ben failed to tell me in time that the game has a curse that is something out of "Jumanji". The players got shrunk and the contestants has to answer questions correctly or do a dare...and be doomed. And let's face it, the DOOMs are more nasty than the last. Katie has to sing, and...okay, then the game went out of control! I went on a delay and almost died! Anyway, long story short, Sky got the dice to land on the right number and everything's back to normal. Lindsay's team won and Twilight send the game packing. As for me? I was forgiven. Luna: (sternly) Chris, don't lie. A record is heard scratching as we now see Chris in bandages on his head, in a sling, on clutches and has a cast on one of his legs. The host frowns as he said, "Okay, okay, I got punished...hard. Geez, who knew that Fluttershy can throw a punch for a timid pony? Anyway, four still remained and this season is almost over. We got a little twist to our game so make sure you stick around for the next thrilling episode of..." " As Chris finishes the intro, we pan away from the castle. "...Total...Drama...EQUESTRIA! Ouch. I need an ice pack!" -------------- JUSSONIC AND TOONWRITER PRESENTS... AN ORANGE RATCHET PRODUCTION... We see an intro like in every season of Total Drama as well as 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. Twilight Sparkle and Spike yelped upon popping up cameras in their balloons, but ignored them as Rainbow Dash flew around and started charging towards the town of Ponyville, where the pony versions of our favorite Total Drama players were currently residing. Down below, we see Beth and Brady talking a little bit as Cody was seen looking at two pictures, wondering which one he should choose. Twilight Sparkle and Spike landed nearby as they passed by Gwen and Trent, who were laughing together as Geoff came along. Twilight smiled as she saw her friends and Ben (the latter seemed to be holding Scott and Alejandro down on his hooves), as Josh was smiling in interest and Blaineley was instantly jumping up and down in excitement. Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine You guys are on my mind You asked me what I wanted to be And now I think the answer is plain to see I want to be famous Rainbow Dash was seen smiling as she, along with a floating Bridgette, was seen charging over towards Heather, who seemed to be hiding something in her bag, causing her to sneer at the two. Leshawna could only roll her eyes as Sam and Dakota were seen laughing with each other. I'm really having lots of fun; But we are really on the run; I have to be brave on the soul, But I only have one important goal, I want to be famous! We then see Pinkie Pie blowing up some balloons as Harold was watching, Duncan and Courtney could only smirk as they were holding some water balloons... but then the two yelped as Izzy suddenly swung down, holding some dynamite, throwing it at the couple, whose eyes widened hard. We then see Rarity posing seductively as Katie and Sadie were seen squealing, Katie pulling a surprised Noah over from his comfort zone as she hugged him tight. Noah couldn't help but smile a little bit, as he clung back onto Katie, but Ezekiel were seen laughing a bit as Eva was strapped to a chair, trying to squirm her way out of a make-up session with Rarity. I have to be in this game, In order to claim some fame, Everything hangs in the balance of life, As we take everything in strife, I want to be famous! We later see Applejack kicking some apples off the tree as Sierra was busy helping out on the farm, Brick ordering Lightning, Staci, Cameron, and Jo to run laps around the area, though Jo and Lightning were a little less than pleased to run around. We then see Fluttershy and Dawn feeding an apple to Angel as he gobbled it down. DJ and B were seen gathering a few bears around the area as Sasquatch as Owen and Anne Maria were seen being carried around by a pack of zebras, both of them yelping as they were trying to call for help. I want to live close to the sun Well, pack your bags cause I've already won. Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day Cause I want to be famous We then see Twilight and Lindsay both wearing their crowns as they were smiling, Tyler coming near Lindsay as Mike, Zoey, and Justin (the latter of which seemed beat up) held the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Nyx as the entire Total Drama contestants, the Mane Six, Discord, and Ben Mare posed for a quick picture as Spike and Phobos took the picture. Spike then rolled the paper as he used his dragon magic to blow it over to Celestia. Nanana'nanaana nana nana I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous Inside the throne room of Castle Canterlot, as Celestia and Luna waited, they noticed the letter coming in as it formed, and they were about to look inside... I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous ...when Chris and Chef popped in and took the letter, Chef accidentally ripping up part of the letter as Chris blinked in embarrassment. Celestia and Luna could only groan as the camera popped over to seeing the entire gang in their normal human forms gathering together and whistling the last bit of the song, unknowing that in the background was a mysterious figure with a glowing red eye peering in from the window, the screen fading to back, as the last eerie notes from the song 'Chim Chim Cheree- East Winds' played. TOTAL DRAMA EQUESTRIA BASED OFF THE CREATIONS OF HASBRO/LAUREN FAUST AND TOM MCGILLIS WRITTEN BY JUSSONIC, ORANGE RATCHET AND TOONWRITER -------------- Episode Twenty-Four: Eye's Well That Ends Well In the forest, Tuerto goes through it, looking sternly. The time has come. He can sense his eye is near. Soon...Tuerto...no...Solara will have it... -------------- The storm has since passed since last night. Everyone went home the next day while Chris, who was injured for almost killing everyone with the game, is trying to recover. Lindsay hums happily while playing hopscotch with Nyx and CMC. "Hee hee. Our turn, Miss Lindsay," Nyx said happily as she took a turn, hopping. "Ooooh, I love this game." Lindsay said happily. "So do we," Sweetie squeals happily. ------------------- Lindsay: It's great to be playing normal games again. That last one...(shivering) Brrr. I am staying away from board games for a while. ------------------------ Meanwhile with Ezekiel, he looks surprised as Bridgette put a medal around him. "So what's this?" Ezekiel ask Bridgette curiously. "Lindsay talked to us last night and we decided. You will be our Spike." Bridgette explains with a smile, much to Ezekiel's surprise. "You may not be an Element holder, but you are a friend who is willing to do whatever it takes to help a friend." "Aww, geez, Bridge; you're making me blush." "Can't believe it; we're almost to the end." Katie said with a smile. "I know we're going to have a tough challenge to decide who will move on to the Final Three." "Yeah...girls, if I lose...it's good making it this far and playing with you." Ezekiel said, hugging Katie and Bridgette. "Awww, how sweet, Zeke. You know, for a former sexist, you aren't so bad." ---------------- Ezekiel: I must confess, I didn't think I would make it this far. If I don't make it to the Final Three, at least I made it this far. If so...wow. -------------- Bridgette: Zeke was a sweet guy who came all this way since he was voted out for being a sexist freak back in Season 1 and was changed back from a monster from Seasons 3-5. I'm glad to be on the same game as him. (Pause) But I still got Geoff as a boyfriend. ----------------- Just then, everyone saw a familiar chariot flying in. The Royal Sisters are arriving with Chris, Chef and Discord. Everyone gathers as the chariot lands then everyone got out. "Good morning, every pony." Celestia said with a smile to the ponies who bow to her. "No bowing please. Stand up." "Hey, Chris...enjoy being a mummy?" Rainbow asks Chris with a devilish smirk. "Ha frigging ha." Chris remarks dryly to Rainbow. He is still in bandages, sling and cast. The host straightens up as he said, "All right, players, come forward!" The players come forward as Discord announces, "Thanks for coming this far. It is now time for the FINAL elimination challenge." "Wait, wait, FINAL elimination challenge," Bridgette said in confusion. "Oh, did I forget to tell you? You're not competing in a Final Two for the final episode. You're competing in a Final THREE!" Chris smirked. Everyone's eyes widened. ------------------ Katie: (stunned) FINAL elimination challenge?! That never happened before. (Pause) Then again, we did a lot of things in this game that we never did before. -------------------- "Didn't you do a Final Three like this before with Cody, Alvin and Heather?" Pinkie asks Chris curiously. "Yes...and we decided to something out of Survivor." Chris explains to Pinkie, cringing a bit. "Luna, you explain the challenge. Pain killers..." Chef roll his eyes as he gets a needle, sticking it in Chris, making him sigh. Luna explains to the players, "Now for this elimination challenge..." "Are we fighting?" Lindsay interrupts Luna curiously. "No, no fighting. We aren't doing rehashes. We will be...giving you tasks to do." Celestia uses her magic to hold out a hat, floating it over to the players. She explains, "You will pull out a paper with a task written on it out of a hat. Whatever task you receive, you must complete by the end of the day; the one who is able to complete the task, shall be rewarded invincibility." Well, that does better, so the players each take a paper and reads it. Ezekiel reads his, "'Karma Anyone?'" What?" "Oh, I’ve outdone myself this time." Chris said with a grin as Discord brings in a little filly. "This is Karma, the filly of the CMC from Las Pegasus." "Hi, ponies." Karma said, waving to her CMC friends. "Hi, Karma," The CMC exclaims, waving to her friend. "So I gotta babysit a filly? No problem." Ezekiel said with a smile. "Oh, there's more than just that." Ben said seriously to Ezekiel. "Karma is a balancer of good & bad karma. For those who don't know her special ability, Ezekiel must take care of her until her big brother comes to pick her up. Good luck and which I say that, I mean, some form of good or bad luck happens to those that are either fortunate or unfortunate, depending on what they get coming to them." "Oh." Bridgette reads her, "'Cragadile wrestling'." Chris explains, "In that challenge, you have to wrestle a Cragadile to obtain a single rocky scale from its rock hid. Normally when a team gets the most rocky scales, they would win...but this time, it will be for you to done." Katie reads her task, "'Timberwolf Firewood'." "Hoo doggy; Looks like 'ya gotta 'git a big one." Applejack said to Katie seriously. "In that task, you got to bring back a piece of wood from a Timberwolf to make a torch light out of it. But be wary, them wolves are not so friendly, and their bark is worse than their bite." Chris explains, laughing at his own pun. Lindsay hums while reading her own task on the paper, "'Fishing has It's Kicks'. Ooooh, I get to fish?" "Oh, this one is different. You got to catch some fish from either a river or lakes, whichever, and they need to be samyn Is put in the areas. Course, it'll be hard to catch since they are all Karate Samyn that will perform karate moves to make the challenge very difficult. And they say fishing calms the mind, not in this case.'" "Oh, still fun!" "Good luck, players." Celestia said to the players calmly yet concerned. "You may need it." ----------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, with the Playas Next Door, the five humans turned ponies came over as they looked over a house. "Well, this seems to be the last stop." Sam said as he looked at the book. "Now, how do we get in?" "I got this." Cody smiled as the others walked up to the door as Cody rang the doorbell. A young purple furred pony with blue eyes, a wavy mane and a marker cutie mark answered the door. "Hello there." Cody smiled. "We represent "The Talent Singers for Charity". We're trying to start a petition to get fire awful singers, and with your help we can stop Lady Gaga from ever singing again." The purple pony blinked... then smiled. "Oh cool! Come on in!" The five people smiled as they walked inside, following the purple pony as she started, "I've always hated awful singers, I've been trying to convince them Lady Gaga was terrible for ye- uh, are you holding duct tape?" Brick, Sam, Sadie, Sierra and Cody smirked as Brick pulled some duct tape out and tore a piece off. A few moments later, the purple pony, being tied up to the couch by use of duct tape, just watched as the five people smiled crazily as Sadie read the book. "According to this, we must dig through the floor to find the Voice of Religion, and once found, he will lead us to the eye." "Then we'll start digging!" Brick said as everyone cheered as they were about to put their hooves down. "I have a basement!" The purple pony glared. Everyone stopped as they looked at each other as Sadie said, "Oh. Well... that works." A moment later, they were going down to the basement as they heard voices. "You always cheat!" "Oh come on, you just run into bad luck!" "Hmph! Back in my day, I was the best player in the world!" "What best player are you mentioning, mate?" "Boys, boys, come on, don't fight!" The five blinked in confusion as Sam and Brick paused. Sam said, "Say, don't those sounds like the personas Mike does?" "They do... but how would that be? We were told they were erased!" Brick said. Brick, Sam, Sadie, Cody and Sierra carefully walked down as they saw... four versions of Mike... but they all looked different... One version of Mike had an old pruny face with a closed eye as if in a wink. Another version of Mike had lipstick and eyelashes as 'she' rolled her eyes. Another version of Mike had a hat on, along with a rope on his shoulders, and the last version of Mike had no shirt on. The one with no shirt on smirks a bit as he switched cards with the old Mike without anybody noticing. The girl version of Mike looked up and raised a hand. "Boys, hold the fire. We have company." All five were in a stupor as Brick said, "Wait... aren't you Mike's personalities?" "We are... we were." the shirtless Mike did a little bit of a 'so-so' reaction. "Chester? Svetlana; Vito; Manitoba Smith," Sam said in shock. "You're all real?" "More or less; let's just say, we're not the personalities of Mike YOU guys know." Manitoba Smith explained. "But we thought you became one with Mike." Sadie said. "At least, that's what he told us, he pushed a reset button and you all merged with him together to cure his MPD." "We did, but just because we 'merged' with Mike doesn't mean his MPD is entirely cured. Sure, he may have attained our strengths, but he can't really 'summon' us anymore. Mike still has a little MPD, but it's not as major as it once was." Vito explained. "Yeah, at best, he'll probably still have one or two new personas sneaking around somewhere within his body, Mike just hasn't found them yet." Chester explained. "You see, after we merged with new bodies, we became new people by help of some God that was called... eh, I want to say, Mary?" Svetlana asked. "Marcie." Vito rolled her eyes. "Right; That girl," Svetlana said. "She told us though we are now spirits, we can still wander and help those in need." "What were you doing under this pony's house?" Cody asked. "The better question is, what is that pony doing in OUR house!?" Chester frowned. "Seriously, we moved in for at least three years, and she just moved in a couple months ago!" "Wait... three years?" Sadie frowned. "But... Mike pushed the reset button on you months ago." "Eh, there was some time warp thing involved... we don't know." Vito said. The five blinked as Sadie started to open her mouth. "Boy, won't Mike be surprised to see you guys. He's been actually missing you, and..." "Look, kids, let me say something..." Chester started. "I think it's best that Mike doesn't figure out we're still alive... not yet." "We only want to make him happy by giving him his normal life... and plus, Mal is gone forever, probably in a different dimension... us being here, well, it would make Mike worry." Svetlana explained. "AND it would basically confuse the hell out of him." Vito rolled his eyes. "We want to see Mike again, we really do... but for now, we want to keep ourselves scarce, so keep this between us, okay?" Manitoba said. All five paused... as they nodded. Brick then said, "All right. Say, is there a 'Voice of Religion' down here?" "Oh yeah. Just go inside and find the box." Chester said as he pointed to another room. "Be wary, he likes to keep himself good and hidden in boxes." All five of them nodded as they started to go into the room, hoping to find the Voice of Religion... ---------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, back with Katie, she was getting ready to do her task as she saw a pack of Timberwolves coming by. "Okay... here we go..." Katie took a deep breath. ---------------------------------------------- Katie: I need to make sure I don't screw this up... this is going to be a Final Three, so I'm going to make sure this counts! I want to be in for the final FINAL challenge so maybe I can win this! ------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile, with Bridgette, she saw a bunch of Cragadiles walking around as Bridgette sighed. "How come we've never HEARD of most of these characters? Well, better get the rocky scales..." ------------------------------------ Bridgette: Nothing personal, but before this challenge, NOBODY brought up ANYTHING on Cragadiles or this Karma pony... or these Samyn creatures. Timberwolves we've heard about, but not the rest. Oh well, hopefully as time goes on, we can get some MORE explanations... on what to do... ------------------------------------------------ The scene returns to Bridgette sneaking around in the Everfree Forest where she has now identified the Cragadiles; they resemble that of a crocodile, but their hides are covered in rocks and rock spires. The girl had to go and get herself some little gear for protection, boots, gloves, some sorta cushion armor and a helmet since….SHE HAS TO WRESTLE ONE OF THESE THINGS! “Okay…gotta wrestle one of these guys and take back their rocky scales. Oh man, I hope I don’t get eaten.” Bridgette spoke quietly to herself in seeing this will be tricky to do. The Cragadiles were slowly moving about to go into the swampy waters of the forest. But there was a little one that was seen bringing up the rear. While it’s clear no one would dare come to face to face against a fully grown Cragadile, but…what about one that is still small. “Heaaaahhh!” Then Bridgette pops out of the bushes and wrestles on top of the little one that was about her size. The little Cragadile snarls to move around in trying to get rid of whoever is on its back, but the surfer girl has handle rough waves tougher then what this little guy is dishing out. “Chris said I had to wrestle one to obtain a single rocky scale from its hide, good thing he didn’t say there was an age different to go after the fully grown ones.” Bridgette issued off the matter of where she just needs a rocky scale from a Cragadile, so the best chance she has is to get one from a smaller Cragadile that isn’t as strong as a full adult version. The surfer girl was wrestling to hold on tight, this maybe the littlest Cragadile, but it sure packs a little wallop. Bridgette rode on the beast for what seem like fifteen minutes, wrestling to stay on tight, and try to pull off a rocky scale from its body. Finally, when the creature ran and then stopped, it said throw Bridgette off….but the girl landed on her butt while seeing her hand grasp something; a broken off rocky scale of a Cragadile. “Yes! Now to….” Bridgette cheered in seeing she got what she needs; now she’ll need to… Just then, more snarling voices are heard that made the surfer girl slowly begin to see that she was now completely surrounded on many sides by angry fully grown Cragadiles. “Eh-heh…..hi,” Bridgette nervously spoke in seeing she has company, and not looking too thrill to meet her. -------------------------- Bridgette (speaking concern with worry): As a girl that survived being attacked by a bear, being surrounded by reptiles who have hard bodies…didn’t seem to fill me with confidence. --------------------------- We find Ezekiel was doing his part of a task, taking care of Karma until her big brother Joey Dice comes to pick her up. The two are seen going for a nice walk into town, and while there, see the many things going about by the town’s folk. “So Karma, what do you wanna do?” Ezekiel asked off in what the girl here wants to do now. “Can I go and play with my friends?” Karma asked from seeing her CMC pals in Ponyville playing near a field. “Sure eh, don’t see why not.” Ezekiel shrug off to say in not seeing any harm of doing that. “Great! Thanks…” Karma happily responded in hearing she could go. Zeke watches as Karma joins Apple bloom, Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo in their daily games of trying to earn their Cutie Marks; the latter three that is since Karma already has one. ----------------------------- Ezekiel: I don’t get what could be so hard, eh? I think I probably got the easiest task, don’t’cha know? What could go wrong? --------------------- Ezekiel watches as Karma was happily playing around with Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo, no worries, no care, just simple kid-like behavior. “Hay Karma, wanna help us find our talents?” Apple Bloom asked the girl if she could help them with something. “Sure thing,” Karma nods off to say in liking to help. “Maybe you can help us; maybe what we need is some luck.” Sweetie Belle stated in what they need is good luck to help them in this task. “I can help try, so which talent are you going for?” Karma asked in wondering what luck they need here. “Well there’s this thought of going so fast in a circle, we could get Spin Cutie Marks. Or we just get dizzy, wanna shot at it?” Scootaloo spoke off in sounding eager to try getting that type of Cutie Mark. “Well, I never got dizzy before…sure, why not? Sounds like fun!” Karma responded in not have done something like that, so it could be interesting Now Karma & the CMC were setting themselves up near a tall tree. Scootaloo got on her scooter, the others were in her wagon, and the little dare-devil filly flap her wings to give her speed. And soon they are spinning around and around a tree trying to go so fast, they ‘wee’ while making a little swirly wind blow off the trees leaves and twigs and anything else above. “Ain’t that cute, running around that tree, making little winds blow off them leaves, twigs, bees, and…Wait, what?” Ezekiel was stating in what he saw from afar, but then did a double take of what he overlook. Soon upon closer inspection, what the fillies were doing was not only blowing off the stuff above the tree, it also house a hive nest filled with…. “Yikes! Bees! Hey, wait…..watch out for them…” Ezekiel yelps in seeing this as he races off to protect the fillies. But soon from a final turn, the CMC spin away from the tree, but not before the bee hive gave out from too much tension on a weak branch. “Crackfruvhplushvmm…" At that moment, the hive fell and shattered to pieces on the ground when Ezekiel arrived. "Biizizizizizizi…." And from that busted hive came a lot of bees swarming together, looking and sounding mad, at the one they find guilty in disturbing them. "Oh boy eh, this looks bad….WAAAAAAUUUGHHHHH!” Ezekiel responded to himself in what he just walked in here before quickly screaming and running for his life. Soon the scene shows Zeke fleeing a useless moment from a swarm of upsets angry bees….the stingers of the first thing to watch out for, as they came flying at the boy. ------------------ Ezekiel (stun all over in pain): Ouchy! Okay, so maybe I hit a snag of bad luck, but come on eh? That was just one little misfortunate, right eh? ----------------------- We find Ezekiel was looking for Karma and the CMC, he just managed to lose the killer bees, but not before getting serious stun all over. “Okay, where are them ponies now, eh?” Ezekiel asked off in where the fillies have gotten to now. Then the home-school player hears giggling voices, Karma and her friends were seen fine, they seem to be waddling around, looking all dizzy and stuff. “Wow, I’m real dizzy!” Karma exclaimed to say as they were all super-dizzy. “Ah know, right?” Apple Bloom nods off to say while still seeing stars. “This is so amazing!” Sweetie Belle happily shouted while being all loopy-like. “Spin Cutie Marks, here we come!” Scootaloo cheered in seeing they are gonna get their talents discovered. But without looking, they bumped into Derpy who just so happen to be carrying a jar of marbles and they were spilled out. “Awww, I lost my marbles! And I just collected them!” Derby moans to complain in seeing her marble collection just got spilt out. “Wait, marbles?” Ezekiel widened his eyes in hearing that statement, that can’t be good. Soon the boy sees where Karma & the dizzy CMC were going, heading for the marbles, and if they slip on those, they can get seriously hurt! “Watch out for the Marble-Aaaaahhhhs!” Zeke ran over to push the fillies from tripping on the marbles, only he didn’t stop in time to skid on the marbles himself. “Clopowwwvhmmm….CLAMP-CLAMP-CLAMP-CLAMP!/Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Owwwww!” Then in another nut shell, the boy slipped down a secret basement door and fell down, only to set off a chain reaction and was getting trapped…..IN BEAR TRAPS! “WHY WOULD ANY PONY NEED THIS MANY BEAR TRAPS!? EH?” Ezekiel was heard yelling from below in having been caught up in such bad luck predicaments, yet who in their right minds own such things to begin with. “Hey, did someone leave the backdoor into my booby trap section opened?” Pinkamena was heard off afar in the room in asking who forgot to shut the door and relearn who the bear traps belong to. ---------------------------------- Ezekiel (covered in bandages & wraps while looking messy and still had a bear trap on him, looked to be in more pain): Ah, I’m starting to see that maybe my luck isn’t going out so smoothly after all, eh? Maybe I should be careful in what I do, the next thing I know, I may end up like Justin covered in bandages and bruises, eh? ------------------ We now find Lindsay by a little river outside of town that seems connected to a lake. The girl was packing some fishing gear and a net to help her catch some fish. “Okay, time to check some fish!” Lindsay sat down after setting herself up, time to catch some fish. Some minutes had passed and the girl was reading TEEN Magazines then actually fishing. She just left her fishing rod on a stand and waited for it to react if she catches something, but no luck. “Hugh, maybe the fish aren’t biting. I thought fish love jewelry as bait.” Lindsay sighs in feeling like she won’t be getting any fish; that was soon cut short apparently. “Wait, I think I got something!” Yes, she saw something happening that earn her attention. The girl approached her lonely fishing rod, and waited to see if the fish would be snagged in, but…it broke off. “Hugh, did it get away?” Lindsay asked puzzled in seeing that action. “Hiiiyaaahh/Kurchop,” For without warning, a lone fish leaped from the water and delivered a karate chop right on Lindsey's nose. "Ow! That wasn't very nice!" Lindsay yelped off in shock, what was that about? "Ka-Pow," Then Lindsay yelped again when some fish that jump up had chopped her behind the girl's neck when distracted. "Again," Lindsay exclaimed in seeing what just happened to her. "Whack-Whack," But then the girl also got attacked by fish jumping and attacking below her knees that knock her down in the water. "Ouchy; Hey now," Lindsay cringed out from feeling that last attack bruising her a bit. "Whipfruvhm…." One fish came up that delivered a punch to Lindsay's elbow when she was distracted. "Ow, hey; quit it!" Lindsay yelped off to rub her aching shoulder; that was not a very funny thing to do. "Kickvhmmm…" Another fish came out that kicked the little princess blondie from her behind that made her fall all the way into the water and get all muddy. "Ow, that wasn't very nice." Lindsay moans to complain against these little fish devils. Soon Lindsay was really having her hands fully trying to fish out these Karate Samyn. But every time she tried to capture any with a net, they pop up in front or back to give her their karate treatment. And when the girl let her defense down, they would end up kicking her butt, literally and so forth; Lindsay's gonna be having a hard time facing off against such errors of the deep here, and it won't be pretty. --------------- Lindsay (looking like she's all wet, muddy, and aching from any part of her body that was hurting from what got her): Man, I thought fishing would be fun, but something fishy is going on here that instead of me catching fish…they’re catching me off guard and kicking my butt? (Then without warning, more Karate Samyn appeared in the chat box room to deliver more karate chops while making the girl scream in surprise before the camera gets all static) ------------------------- Meanwhile, with Katie, she was sighing as she was eyeing the timberwolves nervously as they were crawling around, protecting their wood. "I'm going to need an easy target... but what?" Katie paused. ------------------------------------------------------ "T-t-t-t-t-t-TIMBER," A voice called as a tree suddenly fell down. (Male Chorus) Thomas Timberwolf, With your great big woody tail! Thomas Timberwolf, Loping down the timber trail! Thomas Timberwolf, With the great big moon he's callin', But his forest friends wish he would quit that awful caterwallin'! A lot of yodeling was heard until another "TIMBER!" was heard as we hear another tree falling down. ------------------------------------------------------------- Nearby the forest, a timberwolf was examining his piece of wood as he sighed. This timberwolf was different from the other timberwolves. For one, he was not really ferocious, but rather drawn like a Chuck Jones character. His wood ears were more pointed like Wile E. Coyote's, his smile was that of a Chuck Jones-drawn smile, and he was standing on two legs as opposed to four. The timberwolf then said in a British accent (similar to Wile E. Coyote's accent), "It's a droll state of affairs, I tell you, when the noblest of woodland creatures gets one of the droll jobs in the world. If anything, I'd rather a more... heavenly state of affairs..." The timberwolf then turned towards the camera and started talking to it. "Allow me to introduce myself; Name's Thomas T. Wolf. Thomas, after my daddy, and T, for..." The timberwolf then froze up a bit as he started stuttering, "T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t..." The timberwolf then shouted out at the top of his lungs, "TIMBER!" A tree then fell on top of Thomas Timberwolf, crushing him. A saw then appeared out of the tree bark as it sawed a circle around and Thomas pushed the circle out of the fallen tree as he looked over at the camera. "You'll kindly excuse me for taking issue with the old saying that sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me, because in this particular instance... they do. And quite a bit, I might add; Why, simply the mere articulation of...'THAT' word; T-t-t-t-TIMBER!" Another tree then fell on Thomas Timberwolf once again. A drill then popped out of the tree as Thomas pushed the corkscrew through the wood, making another hole as he popped out of it. "And a tree falls over and hits me right square on the noggin. It's very disconcerting. But there ARE advantages." Thomas smirked as he pointed to a blue bird up a tree. "You see that bird in yonder tree? Mister Audibon calls it a blue-tailed fly catcher. I call it supper. Allow me to demonstrate." Thomas then popped in and out, now wearing a bib as he put a pot under the branch of a nearby tree. "Place pot by tree... here." Thomas then ran a little far away as he stood a good distance, "Then, a judicious retreat to a safe distance. And dinner is served." Thomas coughed... then yelled, "TIMBER!!" at the top of his lungs. Unfortunately, he was near ANOTHER tree, which then fell over and hit him square in the noggin, causing the pot to fall over and land on his head. Thomas Timberwolf sighed, "Dinner's going to be a little late tonight." Thomas sighed as he put the pot on his head. "Oh well... until then, I have wood to keep watch over... I wouldn't want to lose it quickly..." Unknown to Thomas Timberwolf, Katie was nearby as she watched... --------------------------------------- Katie: And bingo, I think I found my target! I bet I can trick this timberwolf into losing his wood! (Pause) That didn't come out right... ---------------------------------------- (Meanwhile, in the real world, in Ontario, Canada) A car pulled into the airport as Blaineley ran out of it, excited. "Bye, grandma! I'll call you!" Blaineley's grandmother nodded as she waved to Blaineley, watching her enter the airport so that Blaineley would be on her way to Greenland. Blaineley's grandmother sighed as she said, "I feel it... the time has come... I better meet up with my old friend... she'll probably want to play another game... of life and death..." With those words, Blaineley's grandmother silently drove away, with one destination on her mind. ------------------------------------------------------ (Meanwhile, back in Castle Canterlot in Equestria) Chris, by now, had gotten rid of the bandages and was cured of his injuries. Miracle worker, isn't he? Anyway, Chris kept an eye on the monitors as he smiled. "In a way, I'm proud of my finalists... they all got as far as they did... even Ezekiel..." "I thought you hated Ezekiel." Celestia said as she came in. "Well, at first, I did... but at the end of the day, I realize it was because of me he was that monster... I don't expect Ezekiel to forgive me for what I did to him... but I'm really proud at how far he came..." Chris said. Celestia smiled as she put a hoof on his shoulder. "You are proving yourself a good man, Chris." "Yeah, well, I'm only showing it in Equestria." Chris said. "When we get to Earth, I'll probably be following my producer's orders again... you know, I'm thinking about having a robotic monster Ezekiel, JUST in case people are asking about Ezekiel and if he's still a freak..." "Why would you want a robotic freak Ezekiel?" Celestia asked. "Just in case; you never know." Chris shrugged. ------------------------------------ "HEEEEEEEELP," Bridgette was seen screaming in terror as she was seen holding on for her dear life against a really big, really mean Cragadile. Bridgette was becoming a LOT worse now. Much of her protection was shredded apart, much of her was covered in dirt; she looked like she was taking on the jungle filled with wild crocodiles. And she was looking like her situation was not improving much. "If this is the end, I wish I could have told Geoff how much I love him!" Bridgette cried out. Then Bridgette pulled a Tarzan move, swing on a vine. Soon the teen swung out of the vine, fell into a rapid river that took her across until she was flung off a waterfall and landed on a grassy field. Bridgette smiled in relief, but yelps from seeing that her hands were emptied, "Oh no! It's gone! I lost the rocky scale I picked up! It must have fallen when I was trying to hang tight against those other Cragadiles! And going back now might be impossible." She sighed in realizing that going back now after just escaping is crazy talk. Bridgette sighs, only to feel a sudden sting on her bottom, "The hell? What is this?" Bridgette got up as she looked around. As she was about to reach down to pull something, she saw what it was. It was none other than... "A rocky scale from a Cragadile; I must have accidentally got it without knowing!" Bridgette gasped in realizing she has the rocky scale from one of the gators she was fighting. ---------------- Bridgette: Phew. Glad that's over with. ---------------------- We find Ezekiel shown to have some wounds from his very unlucky moments of babysitting Karma. While the filly and the other CMC were safe from harm while still getting over being dizzy, the boy has face a few unlucky moments. One was a runaway wagon filled with cabbages, the boy stopped the cart while getting hit with lettuce, and some hungry crows tried to snack on him. Second was when some windy breeze came in, and knock off a bunch of equipment from a tall building, and Zeke had to get the fillies out of there while watching out, but then a bucket hit him, he then smack against a rack, and then fell on a pitch-fork. And those were mere moments ago before he was just simply watching what was happening now. "Boy eh, now I'm feeling like things really been weird!" Zeke exclaimed to say while he was seen scratching himself while covered in red spots. "And falling into a poison ivy patch was not the next thing I wanted, eh!" He exclaimed. "Hi, Zeke," Soon Ezekiel turns to see the Mane Six and friends coming to check up on the home-school guy. "Wow, you look roughed up." Ben stated in seeing what happened to Zeke. "Let me guess, Karma did all this to you?" Rarity asked in finding this almost too hard to believe. "Nah, only some unfortunate luck," Zeke waved off, trying to put on a brave front. Then without warning, something rammed into Ezekiel that knocked him back and the ponies gather around to see what hit him. Turns out the boy was struggling to remove a duck's bottom from his face while it was quacking a bit. "Ugh, what happened?" Zeke breathed in easier before he spit out a few feathers off his mouth. "Hahahahah, you should have seen it. You met a Fowl End!" Pinkie let off a laugh in pointing out what happened to the guy. "An' as anyone would know, fowls are water, and by using 'dat liner o' 'de end meant yew got hit by its behind." Applejack explained the joke. "Hah-hah, oh man, now I thought I was good with pranks, but this one really did a number." Rainbow lets off a laugh in wiping a tear; this was something too much to not find amusing. Soon some of the others felt like letting a little laughter escape in finding this a bit funny to them. Then suddenly, the duck from before was quacking around the gang with an upset face. "Uh oh," Ben said in worry. "Twilight and I has seen that before." "Hey, get off me!" Ezekiel stood near the duck that cause this little scene with a frown. The duck however was not moving back and just annoyed the home schooled boy. "Seriously, get... OFF!" Ezekiel issued off when the duck was too close, and he pushed the rude bird away. The duck however got annoyed to start flapping its wings in attacking Ezekiel without any warning. "Zeke, maybe you should leave not tempt fate." Twilight tried to explain. "Get off, get off; get OFF!" Ezekiel issued off in about having enough of this one duck getting on his very nerves. Then the boy grabs the duck and threw it off to smack against some dumpsters. Now the duck was flapping himself from being abused to make the loudest cry that was echoing all around. Suddenly, the entire area fell into silences and everything from winds died down; something was not right. "That... doesn't sound too normal." Fluttershy responded in having a very odd feeling what may have been triggered just now. Then without warning, more noises of ducks were heard, but everyone could not see them. "I hear duck calls close by." Spike issued off about that sound of more ducks and they seem nearby. "And they sound louder, they must be close by." Rainbow stated from hearing the sounds get louder the closer it got to them. "Um guys, you might wanna look up!" Twilight nervously pointed out in noticing something they should see that’s right before them. Soon everyone was seeing the skies show some white figures flapping around, surrounding all areas to be like a closing tornado for everyone as they are in the eye of the storm. "ZEKE," Twilight and Ben cries out in horror. "DUCK-MA-GEDDON," Pinkie shouted out in pure frightful terror in witnessing a near Armageddon event playing out, only with one force of creature: DUCKS! Now a large battalion of angry ducks were diving and surrounding Ezekiel and the ponies before they began the assault-work. "Ow-ow; cut it out!" Rainbow yelped from the ducks were biting and messing her up all over; too bad the threat encouraged their fury. "Ahhhh, they're in my mane!" Rarity screeched out in noticing the ducks were getting in her mane and messing it up real badly. "Stop it please... Ow..." Fluttershy yelps when some ducks went below to almost rip her fur, these ducks are out of control. "What's wit' these ducks?" Applejack cried out in trying to swat the ducks away, but they just kept attacking them; what is their deal? "These creatures are commonly referred to as Angry Ducks. They attack anything that harms one of them and are very fearsome." Twilight explained the case while trying to duck behind Ben who was taking more punishment of being pecked all over. "Anyone got any ideas?!" Rainbow yells out, flying around like mad. "Just this eh. RUN AWAY!" Ezekiel shouted off in seeing what they best be doing now. Pretty much, everyone was agreeing to that and decided to pick up the pace and flee. Ezekiel of course came around to the still dizzy Karma and her friends to get them out of harm's way since he was watching over the filly. Ben helped to carry the rest of the CMC while Zeke got Karma, and now everyone flees to run towards a place with lots of shelter. ------------- At this time, Lindsay was seen struggling to capture her Karate Samyn, but they were still giving her a hard time. "Oh come on, can't I get a little cooperation here?" Lindsay moans to complain, will these fish give her a break. She yelped before tripping and falling into the lake. As she sat up, the girl yelped as she felt something inside her clothes, kicking and beating her inside. She walked out of the water and onto the ground, dropping some of the Karate Samyn into the net. "Well, what do you know? I finally caught myself some Karate Samyn." Lindsay spoke to say with a smile; the fish struggled to move freely, but Lindsay held up her net in having caught them. Soon the sounds of the Angry Ducks were approaching. "Awwwee, duckies," Lindsay sighs in liking to see the ducks come to them, they look cute. But then she notices how mean they are, causing her to scream. Soon the girl is leaving the scene while many Angry Ducks flock over and prepare to attack the human that have upset one of their own. --------------------------- Meanwhile, back with the Timberwolf known as Thomas, Katie smirked as she held up a gun and aimed it towards the walking Timberwolf as he walked into the gun. "Stick 'em up, dog boy!" Katie said, trying to put on a brave face. Thomas Timberwolf examined the girl and the gun as he sighed calmly. "Now, pretty one, don't you think that playing with guns is, er, might DANGEROUS?" "Quit yapping, give me the log in your hand, and no one gets hurt!" Katie threatened. "Far be it from me to be unobliging in the face of such "civility", but I do have squatter's rights on my own log, so if it's all the same to you, I think I'll just keep it for the time being." Thomas said as he kindly pushed Katie away. "Now, shoo yourself along so that so's that I can get back to my own culiminary endeavors." Thomas Timberwolf was about to turn around... and yelped as he saw the gun was pointed at him in another direction. Katie smiled nervously. Thomas Timberwolf then looked at the camera. "Tenacious little savage, ain't she?" He then turned back to Katie. "Seeing as you are determined to separate me from my log, may I be so bold as to ask what for?" "I want get some wood to make a fire as part of a challenge and to return it to my friends to prove I did said challenge." Katie explained. "Well, if it's for a challenge, I could give you the log, as sure as my name's Thomas..." Thomas Timberwolf froze up as he started stuttering again. "T-t-t-t-t-t-" Then he yelled at the top of his lungs. "TIMBER!" A tree then fell on Katie, causing her to shoot the log clean out of Thomas Timberwolf's hands. Thomas stared in shock at the hole that was made in his hand. "Well, it seems your efforts have been proven fruitful, as you have just amputated my lush, performed and appendage-eremy... in short, my wood has ended. So, let us go over to your challenge and I'll help you out." "That would be great." Katie said as she tossed the gun aside. "Sorry, I didn't think this thing was loaded." "No problem, my fellow pretty one." Thomas Timberwolf said as Katie picked up the log as they started to walk off. Then without warning, Katie turns from hearing loud noises to see the large angry flock of ducks coming, and looking like they will get her. "Hmmm," Thomas Timberwolf blinked, "Angry Ducks; at this hour? Well, looks like we're running now." ------------- Katie: Sadie, if you are watching this. Then I want you to know that I’m doing well. In fact, maybe I can handle being on my own pretty okay? -------------------- "THIS IS NOT OKAY, THIS IS NOT OKAY! OH SADIE, WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU NEED TO COME BACK! NOAH, HELP ME!" Katie was seen yelling out loud in terror, as she and Thomas Timberwolf were being chased by Angry Ducks trying to attack her without a care. At that very moment, Bridgette was seen happily walking. Then she saw Katie and Thomas Timberwolf zip past her looking scared. Then as the girl looked ahead, she saw a flock of angry looking ducks ready to perform an aerial attack formation. It wasn’t hard to figure out what was going on here. Soon Bridgette is seen NOW panicking to scream and run in terror of being attacked by a flock of Angry Ducks. Yep, total chaos is going about at this time. ------------------------ The scene returns to the library where Chris, Chef & Discord are currently watching the events unfold on their TV Screen. "Oh-ho man, can quality television get any better? Oh, my gut still hurts when I laugh." Chris was laughing so hard, he yelped from the pain he felt. Some of it hasn't gone away yet. "Looks like them kids and ponies are coming in right now." Chef stated in seeing the gang coming up to the library. "And it looks like they brought some feather friends to the party!" Discord pointed out in seeing the Angry Ducks not far behind. Soon many of the Final Four and everyone else was getting into the library, but while the door was shut, some open windows were not secured. And many of the Angry Ducks came in, and started attacking anyone, even Chris's spot. "Ouch, ouch... if you don't cut that out, your goose is cooked!" Discord yelped from a few ducks messing with a spirit of chaos. That, however, upsets enough ducks to start covering and pecking Discord all over. Discord was screaming while flying around blindly by the flock of ducks. "Looks like Angry Ducks fit them right, the more they get mad, the more they attack!" Chef stated off in seeing what was going on here, them ducks get angrier and come in more pairs if they are not satisfied from whoever caused them to get upset. The ducks were soon piling all over Chris, biting and pecking at him while feathers fly all over the screen. "HELP! CHEEEEEF," Chris was heard yelling while shouting for Chef to get him out of this. Chef let off a little snicker from having duck when he could, but poor Chris got the worse of it. How will anyone survive this little mess? Everyone is still attacked by the ducks...until a magic blast appears, freezing the ducks. "Taken care of," Celestia said as she and Luna appears, having frozen the Angry Ducks in their task. "Okay, so who went and did all this?" Luna ask with a frown, referring to who went and caused this duck attack. The ponies pause then points at Ezekiel who looks awkwardly. "Oops. My bad," Ezekiel said awkwardly. ----------------------------- Ezekiel: This just was NOT a good day... --------------------------------- We later see the Final Four standing together as Celestia, Luna, Chef, Discord and Chris were standing in front of each other, Chris smiling a bit as he was looking over the Final Four. "Well, Bridgette you got your Rocky Scale, that's good... Lindsay, you have the Karate Samyn... which is also good! Katie, you got the Timberwolf wood..." From nearby, a tree fell down and hit Thomas Timberwolf. Thomas then sawed off the tree as he blinked. "But I didn't say "timber"." Another tree then hit Thomas Timberwolf. "As for you Ezekiel, Joey Dice is here and wants to pick up your troublemaker." Discord said as Joey arrived as he took Karma from Ezekiel's hands. "Wow bro, you okay?" Joey Dice asked off in seeing Zeke look like he’s been through Hell. "Yeah, peachy eh..." Zeke tried to put off a smile while it seems goofy while he spat out some loose feathers from a duck he last took on. "Hey, my little sister didn't cause too much trouble, did she?" Joey asked curiously. "Eh, she was no trouble at all. I kept her safe from harm, after all." Ezekiel spoke off to simply state this in not having any trouble at all while he kept the filly safe from harm. "You lie!" Discord said. "You wanted Karma to jump off a cliff after what she did to you!" Joey's eyes widened as he just backed away from Ezekiel, freaked out. "Uh... I'll just tell my baby sis you said thanks when she wakes up." Joey Dice then started to run off, Karma in hands. "Hey, wait! Discord was exaggerating! All I did was gets bad luck, that's all!" Ezekiel called, but it was too late, Joey and Karma already left. Celestia and Luna glared. "Was that really necessary?" "Don't believe me? Check this clip..." Discord said as he pointed to a nearby TV, where Ezekiel was being pummeled by anvils. Ezekiel groaned as he got up. "I wish Karma would just jump off a cliff." Celestia and Luna's eyes widened as they turned to Ezekiel, who nervously chuckled. "Okay, MAYBE I said that, but I was under a lot of pressure!" "Well... it would seem we have a LOT to think about..." Celestia said. "But why wait?" Chris smiled. "Why don't we hold the ceremony now?" "Okay." Celestia said as Chef produced three cupcakes. "These cupcakes will give you the Final Three. And by tomorrow, a winner will be announced within THAT Final Three." "Right, let's get started." Chris smiled. "Okay contestants, hope you're ready for this. Now the decision seems hard to choose, but, let's face it, the facts don't lie!" The Final Four seem to wait patiently in wanting to know, which of them was safe for now. "And so, the following members are safe! You know the rules of the cupcake ceremony by now, so let's announce our Final Three, shall we?" Chris exclaimed to say this while Chef held up a plate of three cupcakes, as the guy took two. "Katie and Bridgette; You get to stay!" Chris issued while tossing two cupcakes to those mentioned. Soon Katie and Bridgette received a cupcake while sighing in relief, they were safe. But that just leaves only two left now; Ezekiel and Lindsay. "So congrats on you two for making it to the Final Three, and thus, Final Round," Chris spoke to those that have now entered the Final Three. "And now, the one who will be moving on, and the other one shall be left behind..." Chris announced in preparing to make things be dramatic. Tension rose in the air, as everyone looked around in wondering who was gonna stay and who was gonna be out. Many were sweating up a storm while the silly folks liked Pinkie Pie was eating a bag of marshmallows; don't ask us how she got them. And soon... the answer finally came... "Lindsay!" Chris declared from tossing the last marshmallow to the mentioned player. With that, the last marshmallow was handed to Lindsay while it meant this player was safe; that meant one thing of the person they were near. Everyone felt silent while looking to Ezekiel in seeing this player is out of the game. "Well... I guess this is it then..." Ezekiel said. "I'm the final boy out..." Bridgette paused. "Hey, he's right. For the first time in Total Drama history, we have an all-girl final!" "Wow!" Katie smiled. "I can't believe it!" Lindsay cheered. "Yes! The Main Seven have made it to the Finals, ladies and gentlemen!" Bridgette smiled. Ezekiel smiled as he said, "This was a great experience, girls! And I'm glad I actually made it this far! Final Four! Who'd have guessed?" Chris paused as he turned to Ezekiel. "Listen, Ezekiel, despite all the differences in the past... I really believe you had what it took. I'm actually glad you made it this far in a season. I hate to say it, but I'm actually very proud of you." Everyone looked at Chris in surprise as Celestia said, "Chris being nice to Ezekiel... what a first..." "So, I guess it's time for me to be an intern, eh?" Ezekiel asked. "Actually, you're too far ahead at this point, we won't need interns." Discord said. "Actually, I predict our ten questers are going to be returning, KNOWING the location of the eye!" Ezekiel smiled as he said, "All right..." As Ezekiel walked off, Bridgette, Lindsay and Katie cheered as Lindsay said, "Come on girls, let's take the rest of the day off." "You three earned it!" Chris said as the girls started to depart. Chris said. "Ah, then this'll make the FINAL challenge a LOT easier! We now have our Final Three, about to duke it out tomorrow in the very FINAL round!" He pointed off to say this in seeing what they have achieved. "Who will win the ultimate game? Boy, hope next episode is going to be a two parter, and I mean two parter! I'm telling you, this season finale is going to be BIG! Who will win, and will we get the eye before Tuerto? Stay tuned... on TOTAL... DRAMA... EQUESTRIA," As Chris was making his closure announcement, the screen backs away to the outskirts of Equestria before all goes dark for the moment. --------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, back at the house where the Playas Next Door were, Brick, Sam, Cody, Sierra and Sadie entered inside the room as they noticed a box that was marked 'The Voice of Religion is NOT in here.' "I think the Voice of Religion may be in there." Cody said as he pointed to that box. "You think?" Sadie said as Sierra looked at the book. "According to the book, it says the Voice of Religion has been around since the beginning of all worlds and all dimensions, and can often take a form that modern society can comprehend." Sierra read. "And it has all the answers we need." "You think it can tell us about where Tuerto's Eye is?" Cody asked. "One way to find out..." Brick said as he picked up the box. "Let's open this bad boy..." Brick carefully opened up the box as a bright light flashed before their eyes. When the light cleared, they saw in front of them a grey skinned alien with a bulbous head, with a religious outfit and a beard. Cody blinked. "Wait... the Voice of Religion is Roger Smith from that American Dad show?" "Come my children." The alien said in a Paul Lynde-esque voice. "And listen to my words of wisdom." "It is Roger Smith from American Dad, down to the voice!" Sam said in shock. "Yeah, I look like Roger Smith. Got a problem with that?" Roger.. er, the Voice of Religion frowned. "'Cause, uh... 'cause I have a feeling you have a problem." "No, no, it's just... you're freaking Roger Smith from American Dad!" Sadie said. "Honestly, I didn't think the Voice of Religion would be an alien!" "Our race is complicated." The Voice of Religion frowned. "Anyway, what do you want to know; Judaism; Muslim religion; Catholics? I prefer the history of atheism myself... man, what nutters, those atheists!" "Uh, no thank you." Brick said. "We're here to talk about Tuerto's Eye." "Tuerto's eye," The Voice of Religion said in confusion... as he smiled. "Oh you mean, SOLARA'S horse eye!" "Uh..." The five paused as Sierra said, "Yeah, I think we do." "Oh man!" The Voice of Religion laughed. "Yeah, there's a BIG story behind that. I can tell you the whole story of Solara and Marcie right now!" "Uh... sure," Cody said. "We have time." "All right then, awesome," The grey alien smiled as he opened the book. "Okay, gather around my children, and you will hear the religious tale of the Craz E religion, started by one Marcie... and Solara." ---------------------------------------------------------------- As the Voice of Religion started to narrate, pictures of 1920s times were shown as two pictures of two children were seen. "A long time ago, in the early 1920s, when animation and movie-going was still hitting the big time... two children were born. One child was born as the ultimate savior of the world, bound for destiny and God. The other was born... as the ultimate destroyer of the world, bound for blood and the devil." A picture of a little girl with red-blood eyes were shown as she was seen holding a knife (even as a child), four kids with nametags with 'Michael', 'Mark', 'Luke' and 'John' were seen in the background, blood apparent on the scene. "The evil child, known to most as the 'Anti-Christ', was a smart child growing up as immediately she learned of her destiny and fate... as she would complete little rituals, just for fun... killing four children with different names to summon a new power, and following the antics of the Bible, just to reverse anything that sounds like it could be dangerous." Another picture was shown of the young girl seemingly working on a machine with her teddy bear in tow. "The evil child took on extra precautions as she created a device, bound to take over the world, with her powers added to it. Three ingredients were needed to secure her time and place in this world... as it would be taken over before the start of Rapture." We then see three pictures... one of a bunny ear, one of a horse's eye and the final one of a human finger with a cat claw attached to it. "There was the ear of a bunny rabbit, which she killed off with ease. Then, there was the eye of a horse, which she got with ease after killing the horse off with poisoned water. And finally, there was the pinky finger of a human being who liked to dress up like a cat. That one was hard to find, but she found some weird person that liked to do that. Without questioning the man's motives, she killed him off and sliced off his pinkie finger. With these three special items for her device, the evil Anti-Christ girl set off to destroy the world... and their only savior was the good child, the one with the power." Another picture was seen of the good young girl, having a good time. "Now, the other girl, the good child, was as sweet and loving as she could be, although a bit mischievous at times. Though she loved God and the ways of life, she never understood what it is about religion that made people fanatics. So, when she and her family moved over to America, she was enlisted into a Sunday School where she met the evil child... and those two started becoming best friends." We then see a picture of the two girls smiling as they were hugging and working together. "Now, these two girls, the good child and the bad child, happened to be very good friends, each unaware of their roles in the world. The good child was named "Marcie" and the bad child was named "Solara". They happened to be a very religious type of friendship as they both studied the likes of the Bible, God, the creation of the world, and Jesus Christ. Marcie would often help Solara out with her homework, mostly on the good of the world that God brought, as Solara, in return, helped Marcie with the bad things that God did along the road. They even made some of their own religious takes on the world, which unknownst to anybody else would be made into a new religion that only crazy people followed." We then see a picture of Marcie at a birthday party where she received three gifts, as separate pictures showed a halo, a green ring and a cup. "For Marcie's seventh birthday, she was given three gifts by her fellow priests, much to her worried parents... these gifts were a yellow halo that can easily deflect powerful wavelengths, a green ring to defend herself against powerful beams, and finally, a holy cup to drink from in case someone were to touch her. For a while, she didn't know what they meant, until the day Solara revealed her true colors and decided to rule the world." The next picture being shown was of Marcie staring in horror as she saw Solara holding a knife nearby and holding a young child up with that knife. The next picture that was seen was of Marcie looking down and sighing as she looked at the book that she and Solara made two years ago. "Feeling betrayed and hurt, Marcie realized she had no choice but to fight for the people on Earth, and to protect the people that lived on this Earth. Marcie knew that if evil wins, Solara and the devil would be put in charge. Even though the two were friends, both Solara and Marcie knew they were on opposite sides, and thus Marcie decided that the only way she could save the world is to accept her fate as the girl who was the second coming of ‘Christ’." The next picture we see is of Marcie holding her holy items as she had the halo on her head, the green ring on her finger and the holy cup in her left hand. "And thus, she took the items that she was given in hand, as she put the halo atop her head, the green ring on her finger, and held the cup as she took a drink from the holy waters." The next picture we see is of Solara frowning as she was watching the news of Marcie stepping up, just as she had caused the biggest crash of the century in the stock market. The next picture after that was that of a robot with the bunny ear, horse's eye and human-cat finger which Marcie was controlling from inside. "Once word reached Solara’s ears, she knew Marcie was going to hunt her down, so with the three items she took from the dead bodies, she put the ear of the bunny, the eye of the horse, and the pinkie finger of the cat-human in place as she stepped forward and met up with Marcie, prepared for anything. " The next picture we see is that of Marcie and Solara fighting hand to hand as Marcie kept deflecting beams against Solara, "So the battle begun. The two fought for hours, good versus evil, God versus the Devil, The second coming of Christ versus the Anti-Christ." The screen went black for a minute, before showing a picture of Marcie holding her cup in triumph, the robot deactivated, and Solara on the ground, beaten as the three unholy items fell on her feet. "It came very close. But in the end it was Marcie who rose triumphant." We then see a picture of Marcie about to murder Solara... but she was feeling sad as Solara looked up, helpless. "But because of their friendship, Marcie did not kill Solara." The next picture we see is that of a portal opening as Marcie pushed Solara into the portal, waving good-bye to her friend... for what may be the last time. The next picture shown was Marcie throwing the unholy items into three different portals. "Instead, she banished her into another realm, and used her powers of God to confine her as a kid forever. Marcie then took the ear of the bunny, the eye of the horse, and the pinky finger of the cat-human and vanished each of them off... one to a different dimension, with their powers of the devil being taken away from them as each were reattached as normal... to a different rabbit, a different horse... and a different cat-human." The next picture, now in color, was seen as Solara looking up at the TVs, keeping an eye on all worlds and dimensions created by fellow people, even Earth itself, "As for the powers of the devil that controlled the body parts themselves, they were resided nearby as Solara now had control over the devil powers from within whatever she put her powers in... however, they would have been deemed useless unless someone stupid were to come along. And if somebody stupid did come along, Solara would have noticed what she needed... and take an opportunity to strike, for she had not given up her quest. Of course, all she needs are those three items, so once she convinces these characters to do bad things, these idiot characters will suffer consequences... not only that, but Solara also had control of other dimensions and their wavelengths… she was confined to this space, just watching each dimension as everybody lived happy lives. Sure, it’s fun to watch the world grow up, but eventually, there will come a time when evil will strike again. Thus she spent the rest of her days vowing to get the body parts again, get out from the world, and destroy it… and this time, show no mercy." ---------------------------------------------------------------- Roger... er, the Voice of Religion... closed the book as the five stared in surprise. "So, wait... how does Solara know when to strike, and how would she LIVE for that long?" Sadie asked. "Body possession is one of Solara's many talents. She can use the body ANYTIME she likes, JUST as long as she doesn't use a lot of Holy Magic, because as a devil, she's granted Eternal Life. If she uses any other form of magic within in the body, Holy Magic she or Marcie made... the body will age along with her soul, and you know what happens to bodies that get to old to move. Having the horse's eye is the only way she can make herself feel young." the Voice of Religion explained. "What about the bunny ear and the human-cat finger?" Sierra asked. "Yeah, those items aren't IN Equestria. They're mainly in other worlds, probably hiding in a different character somewhere... Solara likely hasn't located those body parts yet... but when she does, oh-oh-oh boy." The Voice of Religion laughed. "Boy, will you be in for a real treat." "Whatever happened to Marcie? Her and her Holy Items... the ring, the halo, the cup?" Brick asked. "Hell if I know what happened to Marcie. She just disappeared after she defeated Solara... but my guess is is that, once the second coming of Christ had past, her halo, her ring, and her cup still had the magic, but as she grew older and married, the holiness of the items and the items themselves have disappeared, and would activate again should something happen. These items probably got passed down from generation through generation. As for Marcie, maybe she died like everybody else, who knows what happened to her." The Voice of Religion said. "Okay, anything else?" "Well, we're actually looking for Solara's Eye itself." Brick explained. "You know where it is?" "Oh hell no," Roger AKA the Voice of Religion frowned. "I'm not telling YOU that!" "What?" Cody said in shock, "Why not?" "Because you're going to screw it up, that's why!" Roger argued. "No, no, no, NOW that we hear the story... now we want to help keep it from Solara's hands!" Sierra explained. "No, I'm sorry, I can't. You're going to screw everything up! Marcie says so!" Roger frowned. "Wait, I thought you said Marcie died!" Brick frowned. "She reappears in visions for crazy people; she tells people stuff all the time. Sometimes they don't follow through with it, but you never know!" Roger frowned. "Eh, screw this. I'm going to a nearby bar for a drink! I'm out! Peace, bitches!" Roger AKA the Voice of Religion then started walking angrily out the door as he passed by the card playing former personalities of Mike as Svetlana waved. "Bye!" Brick, Sam, Cody, Sadie and Sierra walked out as Sadie sighed. "Now what do we do? We got nothing to go on..." "Wait a minute..." Cody frowned. "Who put that note next to the box, anyway?" "Oh, I did." Manitoba Smith said. All five Total Drama ponies stared in shock as Sierra said, "You did?" "Yep," Vito smiled. "He did." "Why?" Brick asked. "Manitoba just put it there so it wouldn't be too obvious where it was." Chester explained. All five blinked as they said, "Uh... anything ELSE we should know?" "Yep!" Svetlana smiled. "The last page of your book says exactly where the eye is if you circle the letters." Brick, Cody, Sadie, Sierra and Sam looked in shock as Sam opened the book to the last page, read it and circled the letters. The five looked over in shock. Cody was now starting to get a little angry. "Oh you've..." --------------------------------------------------- "...got to be..." Leshawna said in shock as her group came into view. --------------------------------------------------- "...BUCKING..." Brick said in frustration. ---------------------------------------------------- "...KIDDING ME!!!!" Celestia yelled as the five Drama Rangers along with Bucky were now with Celestia, Luna and Chris, talking to them. "WHAT?" Chris said as Celestia was fuming. "ARE YOU BUCKING KIDDING ME!???" Celestia yelled. "I HAD THE FREAKING EYE THE WHOLE TIME!?" "Yeah. It was Applejack I's idea." Bucky shrugged. "She hid the eye in a knight toy you were given before she left on her quest. That was why..." "Then it's simple. Celestia, where's the toy?" Luna asked. "How the hell should I know, Luna?" Celestia sighed. "I made a MILLION clones of that toy and they're all standing in the big hallway of knight statues!" "Million clone toys standing tall in a room of Castle Canterlot, hmmm..." Chris paused. "Actually, this gives me an idea for my final challenge..." ---------------------------------------------------------- Cody groaned as the five sat down. They now realized that the eye was with Celestia as Sierra said, "God, who knows how long the trek back is..." "There's also a teleporter that can take you back to Castle Canterlot. Just think the words and you'll be there in an instant." Chester said. "Well... gee, thanks." Cody frowned as he and the group walked over to the teleporters. "Hey, aren't we forgetting something?" Sadie said, pointing upstairs. The five blinked as they looked up and gulped. Oh, right... --------------------------------------------------------- As Sadie and Sierra finished untying the purple pony, Brick smiled in innocence as Cody and Sam were waiting near the door. "And in conclusion to our strongly worded apology, we would appreciate it if you didn't hold us liable for any damages, injuries, property-wise or psychological." The purple pony wasn't convinced as Brick paused. "Um... Yeah, this has all been just a dream." On cue, Sadie and Sierra punched the purple pony, knocking her out. "All right, come on!" Cody said as the five went downstairs. "We better reunite with Princess Celestia and find that eye quick before this Solara girl or maybe Tuerto gets a word of this!" The five nodded as they went into the teleporters. The four personalities of Mike waved good-bye as they were teleported off... ----------------------------------------------- Back in Castle Canterlot, Sadie, Cody, Brick, Sam and Sierra had finally arrived just as Celestia had turned Ezekiel back into his pony form. "All right, that should be all of them..." "Hey, Celestia," Cody said. "Good, you're here. Don't worry, Heather's team explained everything." Celestia said. "So you know?" Cody asked. "Yep... in fact, we're making a challenge based on it... so if you'll all come with me to the others..." Celestia said as she led the way with the others... This season finale was about to unfold. --------------------------------------------- (Meanwhile, in the real world, somewhere in a graveyard) Blaineley's grandmother stopped her car as she walked out, a deck of cards in hand. She slowly walked over to an old graveyard as she sat down near a grave. "Hello, old friend. Ready to play life again, huh," Blaineley's grandmother said as she shuffled her cards. "Well, I'm about ready to play it too... if you're willing to up the stakes." She stared sternly at the grave that read.... 'Solara'. "Very well; Let us begin." Blaineley's grandmother said as she sat down. ----------------------------------------------------------------- We then see clips of the next episode as the announcer said, "On Part 1 of the Season Finale of Total Drama Equestria... an obstacle course of PAST challenges are coming back to haunt them..." "Boy..." Bridgette gulped. "Who knew this would be tough?" "But this time, each of the Final Three has their OWN help to keep them company!" "You'll be working as a team, so each of you will have a Mane Six!" Celestia smiled. "We have already chosen your partners for you respectively!" "But will it become difficult when Applejack I return with her small army?" "Say, weren't you one of my obstacles?" Applejack I asked Bucky. "Eh, kinda sorta; I'm actually a volunteer who took over somebody else's obstacle job while he took a desk job in Tahiti." Bucky explained. Applejack I paused as she said, "Oh, okay. Well, thanks for betraying me, jerk." "You're welcome." Bucky shrugged. "How will this all fare? And what will happen near the end of Part One of the Season Finale? Find out in the next all new episode of Total Drama Equestria! Be there!"