//------------------------------// // Undead // Story: My Little Hollywood: Friendship is Undead // by Icy Wind //------------------------------// Hey, guys. Ice here(I'll always be in this color). So this is a collaborative fic between me and Blue Breeze, so have fun reading and don't forget "I'm a god motherfucker and it's judgement day!" Blue Breeze here(I'll always be in this color because SOMEONE(Me) decided to take the blue without talking to me). This fic is an idea I've had for a while now. I decided that, since it was pretty obvious that no one else was gonna do it, that I would. Ice came on after I asked him. So, enjoy all you Hollywood Undead fans. And if you're an HU hater, "You need to slit your wrists, get pissed, and go jump off a bridge." Celestia began to retire to her room after a day with the head council, because one pony giving birth to a unicorn and a pegasus was so worrying that it required her to work on her one day in two thousand years with an empty schedule. She walked along the white halls of the castle when her ears perked up as a loud blast of music hit her, she trotted over to find the source of the noise it was new to her, it was different from the usual violinists and classical music that was normally played throughout Canterlot. She looked out the nearby window to see a new building, it was smaller than most of them but it seemed to stick out more. Celestia wasn't sure what it was, mabye it was the neon lights or the ponies who were still banging their heads after they had left the building but something was drawing her into it. With a quick glance down the hall, she quickly casted a spell enveloping her in a quick but bright light, as it faded a new figure stood where Celestia had been. Instead of the towering alicorn was a short pink coated, white maned pegasus. Celestia had a look of surprise on her face as she saw the colour of her coat. "Seriously, my magic decides to play up now?" she thought as she begrudgingly gave up on trying to fix it constantly going between an earth pony with no coat or mane and back to the previous pegasus form. She quickly flew through the castle gardens to avoid been noticed and landed a few buildings away from the club. She began to slowly trot towards the entrance, noting some features that could only be noticed close up, the most obvious one was the golden vinyl record on the door and the door itself seemed futuristic, being adorned with blue neon lights but the simplistic white door with a small circular window added to the effect. She slowly walked into the club and for a few seconds everything went deathly quiet but then after those few seconds past, the music hit her. * * * Celestia clapped with the rest of the crowd as the musical prodigy, Octavia, finished her song, even now though with the calming music, Celestia could still clearly remember the night at the club from five years ago, she yearned to go back even if it was just once but her duties as the sun goddess along with Luna kept her busy all day and when you receive an invitation from Octavia personally. It's hardly fitting for royalty to say "It's not my thing.". What would they say? It's not as if their was anything else for them to listen to and at the moment there seemed to be no solution... or was there? Celestia quickly sat up and was nearly galloping as the idea began to form in her head. "Why didn't I think of this before, it's so simple." she thought as the guards were surprised to see the goddess moving at such speeds. Celestia quickly reached her private chambers and began to search through many a spell book on her shelves. "If I cannot change Equestria's current musical tastes, then I shall bring in some outside help. Far more outside than just Equestria." For decades now, Equestria's music seemed to have gone downhill. Other than Octavia, the classicals were always such a bore to listen to, which Celestia often did being a noble. Outside of classical, there only seemed to be pop music. Few ponies seemed to enjoy and those that did were terrible exculding Vinyl Scratch, but new albums were so few and far between. No, Celestia could no longer stand for that. It was time to bring life into Equestria's musical culture. Celestia, being the eternal goddess she was, knew of worlds beyond Equestria that, while it being similar in many ways, had much more diverse and colourful music. They not only had the same genres to Equestria but many more like classical, country, techno, pop, and rock, but they also had more, as well as mixes between them to make far more kinds of music. She stopped on the top shelf as she brought down a thin green notepad which could easily be hidden between the books. She quickly began to flip through the book brimming with excitment. "Lets see, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, d, die, d, d, d, d, AHA DIMENSIONS!" she thought as she took went towards a cabinet filled to the brim with gems. She quickly scanned over them before taking out an emerald in the shape of an eye and a ruby in the shape of a hand. She quickly moved back the book almost skipping and laid the two objects down. She took a step back and raised her mighty wings and began to say something. "ADVICUS, SHARPCUS HEAR MY VOICE SHOW THE DIMENSIONS WHICH SCREAM WITH VOICE!" the room was still but not as normal everything had stopped the spider on the wall, the fly at the window even the air became still. Celestia stood unmoving for a few moments, until suddenly the two gems began to shake and swirl around her for a few moments before she vanished, leaving behind a blue glowing portal which pulsed slowly. Despite being a portal, it seemed to be the only thing moving in or outside the chambers. * * * Celestia slowly opened her eyes to the void before her, she slowly walked forward, still seeming excited. As she walked forward, an object began to form, first a round circle, then a slim pole and then a large bowl of sorts which was filled with a mysterious green liquid. She approached and bent over to touch with her horn, filling it with magic. The liquid began to swirl and fill with images, first was a planet similar to Equestria, then it began to zoom through the landscapes, then it moved to a town slowing down as an image of a boy typing on his laptop looked straight at and gave it small salute. It continued to speed up as it passed through city after city, hearing musician after musician, bands after bands and even a drunk guy singing on the streets. It stopped once again at another boy typing at a laptop. This one gave a small wave and mouthed the word 'brohoof'. It started moving again before slowly it began to stop and three images appeared in front of Celestia, each one had several people and a name under them. The first one was a group of five males and had the name Atreyu. The second one was a single male and had the name Scatman and the final one was a group of males wearing odd masks and had the name Hollywood Undead. She looked over the three and quickly ruled out the "Scatman". That one just sort of spoke for itself. She took a look at the two remaining groups. Looking at Atreyu, they seemed as though their kind of music may be a bit too chaotic for ponies and would backfire on her. So the choice was now made. She would be taking none other than Hollywood Undead.