Living The Dream

by Kickass222urmom

Bonus chapter: Royal Wedding part 1

Yet another beautiful day. The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and...

[Stop fucking touching me Dawn!]
<I'm sorry! I fell, okay?!>

There goes the peace and quiet...

I chuckled and sat back on the blanket that was laid out for the picnic. Everypony was here, well, only the mane six. Everyone else was at Vinetion's 'So you think you can dance' party. I wanted to go, but no, Twilight made me come with her to this picnic.... BORING! It is, seriously. I've already ate like what, half the food?

"It is gorgeous out, just gorgeous." Rarity announced as she looked around at the beautiful scenery.

"Ya said it." I said, putting an apple in my mouth.

[Psst, Lance. I say we ditch this picnic and hit up Vinetion's party. What do you say?]
{I say we do it.}

I stood up and stretched, "Man, my back sure is killing me. I'm gonna go..."

Suddenly, I heard the sounds of foot falls. I looked around and saw Spike running towards us.

"Twi-light... I... have.." He stopped in front of Twilight and began to try and catch his breath, "Let me just..."

After a few seconds, he grabbed his stomach and burped out a scroll.

"Nice one Spike." I said with a small chuckle.

Twilight levitated up the scroll and unfolded it:

'Dear Twilight,

I am sure you are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot.'

She looked at all of us, and smiled slightly, "Wedding?"

'I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like you and your friends to help with the preparations for this wonderful occasion.

Fluttershy, I would like you and your song birds choir to provide the music.'

Fluttershy looked at all of us and smiled, "Oh my goodness, what an honor."

'Pinkie Pie, I can think of no one more qualified than you to host the reception.'

Pinkie Pie began to cartwheel past us, "Hip, hip, hooray!"

'Applejack, you'll be in charge of the catering for the reception.'

Applejack smiled happily, "Well, color me pleased as punch."

'Rainbow Dash, I would very much appreciate it if you could perform a Sonic Rainboom as the bride and groom complete their I do's.'

Rainbow Dash jumped into the air, "Yes!"

'Rarity, you will be responsible for designing the dresses for the bride and her bridesmaids.'

Rarity's face changed to one of shock, "Princess Celestia wants me to hel.... wedding dress... for a Canterlot wedding... I-" She fell back on to her back, smiling happily.

'Lance, I would like for you to help set up the decorations for the wedding.'

I smiled and stood on my hind legs, "Awww yeah! I get to set up decorations..." I feel to my hooves, "Wait... that's not that fun..."

'And as for you Twilight, you will be playing the most important role of all: Making sure that every thing goes as planned.

See you all very soon.

Yours,
Princess Celestia'

Twilight then looked confused as she began to reread the letter and look it over, "I don't understand. Who's getting married?"

Spike snapped to attention, "Oh, wait!" He turned to Twilight, "Uhhh, I was probably suppose to give you this one first." He held up another letter.

Twilight levitated it to her and opened it.

'Princess Celestia cordially invites you to the wedding of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza and...' She gasped and looked up, "My brother?!"

"You have a brother?" I asked, looking at her.

Twilight looked shocked, but nodded, "Yes. I thought I told you?"

I shook my head, "Nope, but I feel like I already knew this... huh, strange. I have a feeling of déjà vu."

[Same here.]
<This all feels... like it's already happened.>

"Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Twilight, that's great news!" Applejack said.

Twilight began to walk forward, "Yeah, great news. That I just got from a wedding invitation! Not from my brother, but from a piece of paper! Thanks a lot, Shining Armor. I mean, really, he couldn't tell me personally?" She then deepened her voice, "Hey, Twilight, just thought you should know I'm making a really big decision that changes everything, oh, nevermind, you'll hear about it when you get the invitation." She began to move her hoof in the air, "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza? Who in the hoof is that?!"

Fluttershy trotted over to her, "Um, Twilight? Are you okay?"

I don't think she's okay.... Note to self, tell Twilight everything... or face her wrath.

Twilight began to walk away, " Sorry, it's just that Shining Armor and I have always been so close. He's my BBBFF!"

We all looked at her strangely.

She looked at us, "Big Brother Best Friend Forever?"

"Ohhh!" We all said.

Twilight looked off into the distance, " Before I came here and learned the importance of friendship, Shining Armor is the only pony I really accepted as a friend."

She held her hoof up and a bird landed on it. She nuzzled it and turned to us.

"Are you about to sing?" I asked, feeling a musical number coming up.

She began to trot forward, "When I was just a filly..."

"We're singing! YES!" I yelled out happily.

"I found it rather silly
To see how many other ponies I could meet
I had my books to read, didn't know that I would ever need
Other ponies to make my life complete
But there was one colt that I cared for
I knew he would be there for me
My big brother, best friend forever
Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together
He taught me how to fly a kite
(Best friend forever)
We never had a single fight
(We did everything together)
We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams
I miss him more than I realized, it seems."

Me and the others looked at each other and smiled, "Your big brother, best friend forever
Like two peas in a pod, you did everything together."

"And though he's oh so far away
I hoped that he would stay
My big brother best friend
Forever
Forever."

She stopped singing and stood there, looking off into the distance.

Applejack trotted up to her and put a hoof to her shoulder, "As one of your PFFs..."

We all gave her a confused look.

"Pony Friends Forever..." She said to us.

"Ohhh!" We all said.

She then began to talk as Twilight began to move forward, " I wanna tell you that I think your brother sounds like a real good guy."

I ran up beside her, "Yeah, and as your HAFBF..."

Again, everyone cocked their heads at me.

"Uhhh, husband and... buddy forever."

Again, they all ohhh'd, except for Pinkie Pie.

"What about the F?" She asked, tapping her hoof.

[HAHAHAHA! Husband and fuck buddy forever! Good one Lance.]

Pinkie Pie smiled, "Oh, thank you Break!"

[....]
<....>
{...}
[... I'm not even going to ask how she did that.]

"Like I was saying, he sounds like a nice guy, and I can't wait to meet him." I finished.

Twilight trotted over to the blanket and sat on her haunches. "He is pretty special. I mean, they don't let just anypony be Captain of the Royal Guard."

Rarity's face dropped in shock, "So let me get this straight. We're helping out with the wedding of not only a princess, but a Captain of the Royal Guard?"

Twilight gave a shrug, "Guess we are."

Rarity stood up on her hind legs and began to do her dramatic faint.

Twilight levitated a pillow over and put it behind her, lightening her fall.

Everyone began to chat excitedly about the wedding and what they were going to be doing.

I rubbed my chin, "I guess we know who took over after Barehoof left the guard."

Twilight nodded and stood up, "I've known this for a while. Now come on Lance, we've got a few things to do."

I jumped up and smiled, "Coming dear!"

"A sonic rainboom? At a wedding?! Can you say “best wedding ever”!" Rainbow Dash said as she leaned out the window of the moving train.

Pinkie Pie leaned out the window and held her hooves up as we entered a tunnel, "Best wedding ever!"

A minute later, Spike jumped up beside Rarity, who was looking out the window, " So you all get to help with the big fancy wedding, but I'm the one who gets to host the bachelor party! I have just one question. What's a bachelor party?"

This caused us all to laugh.

I turned to see Twilight, sitting by herself on the other side of the train.

I began to walk forward, but Applejack trotted past me.

"Why the long face, sugarcube?" She asked, looking at Twilight.

Twilight sighed, "I'm just thinking about Shining Armor. Ever since I moved to Ponyville we've been seeing each other less and less. And now that he's starting a new family with this “Princess Mi Amore Cal-whatshername”, we'll probably never see each other."

"Come on, now. You're his sister. He'll always make time for you." Applejack stated.

Twilight looked back at her, "Couldn't seem to make time to tell me he was getting married."

"He's probably busy." I said as I trotted up to them.

Applejack nodded, "Yeah, he could be. He is the Captain of the Royal Guard after all."

Twilight rolled her eyes, "Doesn't mean he couldn't at least send a letter or something."

I looked out the window to see the city of Canterlot coming into view. But, there was a shield up around it.

What the... when did that go up... It wasn't up last night... what if I had to go home to get something?

"We're here, we're here!" Pinkie Pie announced to the rest of us.

I chuckled, "Pinkie I think we all can see that."

Suddenly, I saw the pink shield passing over the train.

"This better not hurt..." I muttered as the shield passed over us all, "Oh good, no pain."

As we rolled through the city, I looked out the window to see Royal guards set up everywhere.

When we came to a stop, Rainbow Dash and the others stuck their heads out the door.

"Whoa, what's with all the guards?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"I'm sure they're just making the necessary precautions. Royal weddings do bring out the strangest ponies." Rarity stated.

Pinkie Pie took a breath and sneezed out confetti.

"Is that possible?" I asked as I stepped out.

"It's Pinkie Pie, it doesn't have to be possible." Rainbow Dash said with a chuckle.

"Now let's get going, we've got work to do!" Rarity said as they began to trot forward.

Applejack looked at Twilight, "And you've got a big brother to go congratulate."

Twilight leaned down in a determined pose and began to walk forward, "Yeah. Congratulate. And then give him a piece of my mind."

I chuckled, "Dang girl. Don't bite his head off."

She kept walking, "No promises!" She then stomped past the two guards, who looked shocked at what she was saying.

I watched her stomp off and looked at the others as they walked away.

"What do I do? Follow my wife and make sure she doesn't kill her brother, or, go do my job?" I said, rubbing my chin.

"If you want my opinion, I say do your job. But hey, that's just me." Said a guard to my left.

I chuckled, "Yeah, but your a Royal Guard, it's your job to do your job."

He chuckled and returned to attention, "True. I say follow her, don't want her getting into trouble, right?"

I nodded, "Right." I then began to trot forward.

After a good ten minutes, I wasn't having any luck in finding her.

How hard is it to find one... okay, forget that, because it's hard.

[That's what she said.]
{... What am I going to do with you?}
[Tie me up and tell me I've been bad?]
{.... Or, I could tell Twilight you made a sexual comment about our daughter.}
[NOOO! I'll be good! I swear! Just don't say that to Twilight! She'll murder me!]

I laughed openly as I trotted down the street.

Up ahead, I saw a beam of magic shot into the air, hitting the shield.

I've seen this somewhere... but where?

I then shot forward, going on a haunch.

Up ahead, I could see two ponies just stepping out onto a bridge that was between two buildings.

I stopped suddenly, allowing a column of Royal Guards to march past me. After a few seconds, I just jumped over them and continued forward.

Once I was under the bridge, I flew upward and positioned myself under the bridge, just catching Twilight talk.

"... Big as your wedding? Am I not that important to you any more?" She said, sounding on the verge of tears.

Oh, if she cries, there will be blood.

Then another voice spoke up, a stallion's, "Hey. You're my little sister. Of course you're important to me. But I'd understand if you didn't want to be my best mare now."

"You want me to be your best mare?" She said, sounding slightly surprised.

"Well... yeah." The stallion, who must be her brother, responded.

Best mare? I want to be best stallion!

I shot upward, wanting to ask the question... but, I forgot I was under a bridge and slammed into the stone above me.

My wings stopped flapping, causing me to fall downward.

[Nice going Lance.]

Before I hit the ground, a aura of light surrounded me, "Whoa there!"

I was then put on my hooves. I turned to the one who helped me and chuckled, "Thanks Frederic. That fall would have hurt like a mofo."

Frederic laughed and waved me off, "No problem. You're just lucky Luna wanted me to go get her a few things."

"Like what?" I asked.

He shrugged, "No idea. All I know is I have to go to the Royal Guards barracks and talk to one of the lieutenant's."

I flapped my wings and lifted up, "Good luck with that. OH! Are you excited about the wedding?"

Frederic laughed, "Yep, I may be kinda late, but meh. I can't wait for the reception though, I heard it's going to be fun."

I began to ascend, "Well duh, Pinkie Pie is in charge of that."

He nodded and began to trot off, "Very true."

I then flew upward and reached the bridge. When I reached it, I flew up to the side and pulled myself over.

On the bridge was Twilight and her brother, and another mare... an Alicorn? Wow, she looks familiar... very familiar.

"Absolutely." The mare said to Twilight.

"Well, we'll let you get right to it." Her brother said.

"Wait! I got to ask something!" I yelled out, startling everypony on the bridge.

Suddenly, a beam of magic hit me in the face, sending an electric charge through my body, and I fell slightly. And, let me say this, if I wasn't an angel, I would have probably died! Yeah, I think I just received an entire power station's worth of electricity.

"Oops, I think I just fried him." The mare said.

I threw a hoof over the side of the bridge, "Ow! What was that for?!"

The mare forced a smile, "Sorry. You... surprised me."

The stallion chuckled, "And who are you?"

Yay! I get to use my introduction again!

I jumped onto the side of the bridge and struck a pose, "My names Lance, Lance Greenfield."

The stallion smiled back at me, "I'm Shinning Armor, and this is my wife to be, Cadance."

Cadance just stared at me.

I turned to Twilight and laughed, "This your brother?"

She was still staring at Cadance, but she nodded.

I jumped off the side of the bridge and landed in the middle. I then looked at Shining Armor, "So, you're my brother in law?"

"Brother in law?" He said in confusion, then he smiled, "Oh, you're the one Twilight's talked about. Her husband."

I laughed and did a bow, "Yep, that's me!"

Cadance tapped his shoulder.

He looked at her and chuckled, "Oh right. Sorry Lance, but we must..."

"Wait! I still haven't asked what I wanted!" I yelled out.

He looked at me and smiled, "What is it then?"

I scraped at the ground with my hoof, "Umm, can I be your best stallion?"

He chuckled, "Well, since Twilight's your wife, then yes."

I pumped my hoof into the air, "YES!"

"And... no, that's not it." I said to myself as I hovered by one of the pillars, trying to decide on the color of the drapes.

[This is a job for Rarity.]

I was currently stuck between blue or pink. Pink would fit the bride, but the blue would go with the grooms mane. Meh, I'll go with blue.

As I landed to go pick up the blue drapes, the doors blew open.

I looked over at them and saw Cadance trot in.

I smiled and trotted over, "Hey Cadance! How do like the decorations?"

She glared slightly, "Call me Princess Mi Amore Cadenza."

I smiled sheepishly, "Sorry about that... Princess Mi Amore Cadenza. As I was saying, what do you think of the decorations?"

She looked around and frowned, "Really? This is what you're going with?"

I looked around at all the blue and pink. Pink flowers, blue ribbons, pink seats, blue carpet, and... lets just say those were the main colors of the entire room.

I shrugged, "I couldn't decide on which color, so I went with the two that fit you and Shining Armor."

She glared hard at me, "Why not just use normal things and white drapes?! That seems more fitting! Don't you think?!'

I took a step back, "Whoa, sorry, I didn't mean to offend you."

She rolled her eyes and twisted, "Just fix it... all of it!"

*SLAM*

I winced as the doors slammed shut.

[Damn... we sure pissed her off.]
<You said it.>

I sighed and looked around, "Awww, but I think this looks awesome... *Sigh* Fine, time to 'fix' this."

I sat at the table with the girls, enjoying a nice cold beverage... I have no idea what it is though. But hey, it taste good and that's all I got to know.

As I sipped my drink, Twilight trotted up to us.

"Bet I can guess what you're all thinking! Cadance is the absolute worst bride-to-be ever." She said as she clanked her glass against the table.

"Who, me?" Spike said in a high pitched voice as he held the small model of Cadance in his hands.

"Spike! That goes on the cake." Applejack said as she looked at Spike.

Spike smiled sheepishly and tossed it onto the table.

"Twilight, whatever are you talking about? Cadance is an absolute gem!" Rarity stated.

Twilight stopped sipping her drink and looked at Rarity, "Rarity, she was so demanding!"

Rarity smiled, "Of course she is! Why shouldn't she expect the best on her wedding day?"

Twilight looked at me, "Lance, did you see the way she was acting towards you?"

I put my drink down and shrugged, "So?"

She raised an eyebrow, "So? She screamed at you for using pink and blue on all the decorations."

I looked at her strangely, "True, but it's her wedding and she's probably feeling a lot of stress right now. And... how did you know about that?"

Her eyes widened and she looked at Applejack and said quickly, "Applejack, did you know that after she told you she 'love-love-loved' your orderves she just threw them in the trash?"

"Aw, she was probably just trying to spare my feelin's." See said as she took a sip of her drink.

Twilight looked like she was becoming annoyed, "No, she was just being fake, and totally insincere!"

"Again, I'll just throw this out there: It's her wedding day, she's under stress." I said, which caused Twilight to glare daggers at me.

Fluttershy spoke up, "She did raise her voice at one of my birds during rehearsal."

"See? Rude!" Twilight stated as she crossed her forelegs.

Fluttershy then held up a bird, "But... he was singing really off-key."

It then made a horrible noise.

I grabbed my ears, "Oh dang! No wonder she yelled at it!"

Twilight looked at Pinkie Pie, "Pinkie Pie, you had to have noticed how Cadance treated your-"

Pinkie Pie and Spike was busy playing with the models of the bride and groom, laughing and making kissing noises.

"Can I play?" I asked, but received a no from Spike, "Darn."

Twilight sighed and stood up on her hind legs, using the table for support, "Nevermind. Rainbow Dash, you're with me, right?"

Rainbow Dash began to flex her wings, "Sorry Twi, been too busy prepping for my sonic rainboom to pay much attention to the bride's bad attitude."

Twilight growled in annoyance.

Rarity moved over to her and put a hoof on her, "The princess is about to get married. I'm sure any negative behavior she might be displaying is simply the result of nerves."

"Exactly." I said with a victories smile on my face. I knew I had it right.

Twilight slammed her hoof on the table, "And I'm sure it's the result of being an awful pony who doesn't deserve to know Shining Armor let alone marry him!"

"Think maybe you're being just a tiny bit possessive of your brother?" Applejack stated, causing the rest of us to uh-huh in agreement.

"I am not being possessive, and I am not taking it out on Cadance! You're all just too caught up in your wedding planning to notice that maybe there shouldn't even.." She then slammed her hooves on the table, causing all the drinks to spill, "... Be a wedding!"

She then spun around and trotted off, leaving us stunned.

I looked down at my spilled drink and sniffed, "I didn't even get to finish it..."

"Ow...ow... OW!" I groaned as I walked up the stairs to the girls room.

{Darn it Break! Why did you make me punch myself in the groan?!}
[I gave you many warnings! I kept telling you to just say hand instead of hoof, but no! You're all like, "She then hoofed... handed... hoofed... handed.." I told you if you ever did that again, I would make you feel pain! Consider this a fair, almost fair, warning.]

I hate Break so much right now!

Before I reached the top, Twilight galloped past me, running up the stairs.

"Hey Twilight, what are..." I began, but she quickly ran out of sight.

Huh, what's got her so worked up now?

After a minute, I reached the top. And before I could move onto the door, Twilight trotted out, head hung low.

"Looks like I really am on my own." She said sadly.

I frowned and walked up to her, "You're not on your own Twi."

She glanced at me and shook her head, "Yes I am, everyone's against me... even you."

I recoiled in shock, "What?! I'm not against you!"

She sighed, "Yes you are. You don't believe me about Cadance."

It was my turn to sigh as I trotted up next to her and put a wing over her, "Twi, listen. I know Cadance may seem bad, but she could be very nice. Right now, she's under a lot of stress because tomorrow is the big day. She..."

"No Lance! I just saw her do something else... to my brother."

I raised an eyebrow, "As in?"

She looked up at me, "She cast a spell on him! I know somethings going on here and I want to stop it... but you're all against me."

I looked around, then back at her, "Okay, listen Twi. I'm not against you, and if you saw her cast a spell on Shining Armor, then.... then I guess something is up. I'll help you with what ever you have planned."

She smiled slightly, "Really? You'll help me?"

I nodded, "Yes. I do love and trust you after all."

She smiled brightly and threw her forelegs around my neck, "Thank you Lance!"

I smiled and put a foreleg around her neck, "Anything for you Twilight."

She broke the hug and grabbed my hoof, "Come on, we have to get some more information on Cadance!"

I chuckled and allowed her to pull me towards the stairs, "Right behind ya."

Twilight and I trotted down the hallway toward the room being used for the wedding.

"Are you sure about this Twi? I mean, right in front of everyone?" I asked, unsure of this plan.

She nodded, a determined look in her eyes, "I'm positive! I want everypony to hear this!"

When we reached the door, I heard Shining Armor ask, "Hey... has anypony seen Twilight?"

I looked at Twilight and smiled, "Perfect timing." I then spun around and kicked the doors open for Twilight.

She trotted in and looked up at the alter, "I'm here! I'm not gonna stand next to her. And neither should you!"

Shining Armor's face scrunched up in worry. He then looked at Cadance, "I'm sorry, I don't, I don't know why she's acting like this."

Cadance then glared at us, "Maybe we should just ignore her."

"You have to listen to me!" Twilight yelled out.

Fluttershy trotted up to her and asked, "Oh goodness! Are you okay?"

"I'm fine." Twilight responded.

"Ya sure about that?" Applejack said as she trotted up beside her.

Twilight used her magic to pull Applejack's hat down over her face. She then began to trot forward, "I've got something to say!" She then pointed a hoof at Cadance, "She's evil!'

Shining Armor moved in front of her as everypony else began to mumble to each other.

"Yep, evil." I said in the background.... I really need to get more involved in this conversation....

"She's been horrible to my friends," Twilight then teleported behind her, "she's obviously done something to her bridesmaids, and if that wasn't enough, I saw her put a spell on my brother that made his eyes go all." She said as she backed Cadance into a corner.

Cadance looked around and began to cry, "Why are you doing this to me?!"

She then ran past Twilight and the rest of us.

"Because you're evil!" Twilight said as she pointed at her. She then teleported to the doors, which Cadance just ran through, "Evil! And if I don't stop you you're gonna ruin my brother's life!"

She then turned around and trotted back in, a triumphant smile on her face. But, she ran into her brother and bounced off and landed on the ground.

Shining Armor glared down at her, causing her to smile sheepishly.

"You want to know why my eyes went all..." He said as he rolled his eyes around, "Nuh! Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines. Cadance hasn't been casting spells on me, she's been using her magic to heal me!"

"We were way off..." I muttered to myself.

Twilight began to say something, but he cut her off.

"And she decided to replace her bridesmaids because she found out the only reason they wanted to be in the wedding was so that they could meet Canterlot royalty! And if she hasn't been on her best behavior with your friends, it's because with me being so busy, she's had to make all the decisions about the wedding!"

"Told ya." I whispered to Twilight.

This may not be the best time to gloat though..."

"I was just trying to-" She began to say.

"She's been completely stressed out because it's really important to her that her big day be perfect! Something that obviously wasn't important to you. [gasps] Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and comfort my bride. And you can forget about being my best mare. In fact, if I were you? I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all. The same goes for you Lance! Consider yourselves uninvited!" He then left the room.

I fell to my haunches next to Twilight, a look of shock on my face.

The others looked at each other before Applejack spoke up.

"C'mon, y'all. Let's go check on the princess."

They then walked past us, leaving us behind.

Princess Celestia then walked past us.

Twilight began to talk, but was cut off.

"You two have a lot to think about."

The doors then slammed shut, leaving us there, alone.

She then looked at me, sadness on her face, "Maybe I was being overprotective."

I shook my head, "You was only looking out for your brother... even if what we thought was wrong."

She walked to the stairs and laid down on them, "I could've gained a sister. But instead... I just lost a brother."

I stayed on my haunches and looked at her.

She laid her head down and... began to sing... why?

"He was my Big Brother, Best Friend
Forever,
And now, we'll never do anything
Together..."

I looked above her and saw Cadance trotting towards her. Where did she come from?

She rubbed Twilight's head, causing her to look up at her, "I'm sorry!"

Cadance continued to smile sweetly down at her... but then her eyes flashed green and she instantly became angry, "You will be."

Suddenly, green flames surrounded Twilight.

I jumped to my hooves, "Twilight!" I shot forward, but was hit with beam of magic, which caused me to slam into the ground painfully.

"I'll never know how you're able to survive a spell like that." Cadance stated as green flames began to surround me also.

I looked over at Twilight just in time to see her sinking into the ground along with the flames around her.

The flames around me turned into a dome and began to push me downward.

[Whoa! What's happening?!]
<I don't... Oh my God! I just realized something!>
{[What?!]}
<We're in the last episo... AHHHHH!>
{What happened?}
<I don't know, I was just going to say.... AHHHHHHH! Forget it! I can't say it for some reason!>

A few seconds later, I felt myself falling. Then, I felt the hard stone of the floor slamming into me. I sat up and looked around at the darkness.

"Oh, this is not good..."