Total Drama Equestria

by JusSonic


Episode Twenty-Three: The Total Drama Equestria Chronicles

"This crossover of My Little Pony and Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens or ponies. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get messed up."

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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Equestria, the game took an interesting turn when the bad guys made a temporarily truce with us to deal with Tuerto. And thus, Scott got kicked out of their group and lost his advantage. Not that he ever had one! For the challenges, players are given chores to do for a specific pony and they must do them or be eliminated instantly. And while Ezekiel and Lindsay are at work, Bridgette teams up with future player Sugar to help Pinkie give hell to Scott, while Katie works with Leonard to change Rarity back. Does she even know what a co-playing wizard is? And after one major problem after another for Scott later, four players tied for invincibility...and Scott isn't one of them! And so, we say goodbye to Scott via catapult and hello to the Final Four!

Just then thunder is heard as we see that it's raining outside. Chris is inside the throne room, speaking to the camera, "As you can see, it is raining and thundering outside like mad; can't go anywhere. But no worries! The game will continue! What challenge will make this Raining Day an interesting one? Time for you to find out on..." As Chris finishes the intro, we pan away from the castle while raing kept on pouring. "...Total...Drama...EQUESTRIA!"

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JUSSONIC AND TOONWRITER PRESENTS...

AN ORANGE RATCHET PRODUCTION...

We see an intro like in every season of Total Drama as well as 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. Twilight Sparkle and Spike yelped upon popping up cameras in their balloons, but ignored them as Rainbow Dash flew around and started charging towards the town of Ponyville, where the pony versions of our favorite Total Drama players were currently residing.

Down below, we see Beth and Brady talking a little bit as Cody was seen looking at two pictures, wondering which one he should choose. Twilight Sparkle and Spike landed nearby as they passed by Gwen and Trent, who were laughing together as Geoff came along.

Twilight smiled as she saw her friends and Ben (the latter seemed to be holding Scott and Alejandro down on his hooves), as Josh was smiling in interest and Blaineley was instantly jumping up and down in excitement.

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see
I want to be famous

Rainbow Dash was seen smiling as she, along with a floating Bridgette, was seen charging over towards Heather, who seemed to be hiding something in her bag, causing her to sneer at the two. Leshawna could only roll her eyes as Sam and Dakota were seen laughing with each other.

I'm really having lots of fun;
But we are really on the run;
I have to be brave on the soul,
But I only have one important goal,
I want to be famous!

We then see Pinkie Pie blowing up some balloons as Harold was watching, Duncan and Courtney could only smirk as they were holding some water balloons... but then the two yelped as Izzy suddenly swung down, holding some dynamite, throwing it at the couple, whose eyes widened hard.

We then see Rarity posing seductively as Katie and Sadie were seen squealing, Katie pulling a surprised Noah over from his comfort zone as she hugged him tight. Noah couldn't help but smile a little bit, as he clung back onto Katie, but Ezekiel were seen laughing a bit as Eva was strapped to a chair, trying to squirm her way out of a make-up session with Rarity.

I have to be in this game,
In order to claim some fame,
Everything hangs in the balance of life,
As we take everything in strife,
I want to be famous!

We later see Applejack kicking some apples off the tree as Sierra was busy helping out on the farm, Brick ordering Lightning, Staci, Cameron, and Jo to run laps around the area, though Jo and Lightning were a little less than pleased to run around.

We then see Fluttershy and Dawn feeding an apple to Angel as he gobbled it down. DJ and B were seen gathering a few bears around the area as Sasquatch as Owen and Anne Maria were seen being carried around by a pack of zebras, both of them yelping as they were trying to call for help.

I want to live close to the sun
Well, pack your bags cause I've already won.
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day

Cause I want to be famous

We then see Twilight and Lindsay both wearing their crowns as they were smiling, Tyler coming near Lindsay as Mike, Zoey, and Justin (the latter of which seemed beat up) held the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Nyx as the entire Total Drama contestants, the Mane Six, Discord, and Ben Mare posed for a quick picture as Spike and Phobos took the picture.

Spike then rolled the paper as he used his dragon magic to blow it over to Celestia.

Nanana'nanaana nana nana
I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous

Inside the throne room of Castle Canterlot, as Celestia and Luna waited, they noticed the letter coming in as it formed, and they were about to look inside...

I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous

...when Chris and Chef popped in and took the letter, Chef accidentally ripping up part of the letter as Chris blinked in embarrassment. Celestia and Luna could only groan as the camera popped over to seeing the entire gang in their normal human forms gathering together and whistling the last bit of the song, unknowing that in the background was a mysterious figure with a glowing red eye peering in from the window, the screen fading to back, as the last eerie notes from the song 'Chim Chim Cheree- East Winds' played.

TOTAL DRAMA EQUESTRIA

BASED OFF THE CREATIONS OF HASBRO/LAUREN FAUST AND TOM MCGILLIS

WRITTEN BY JUSSONIC, ORANGE RATCHET AND TOONWRITER

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Episode Twenty-Three: The Total Drama Equestria Chronicles

Rain and thunder occurs throughout Canterlot like mad. Ponies had to stay inside to get away from the danger zone. Inside the castle where Celestia and Luna live, the players, Mane Six and company are trapped for the moment.

"So wait, we're trapped here?" Twilight ask Celestia in concern.

"The storm has made it difficult for the trains to operate and it's too dangerous for ponies to fly through, teleport with magic or even walk back home." Celestia said to Twilight with a sigh. "It's best to wait the storm out."

"Does this mean we gotta stay the night here, Grandma Celestia?" Nyx ask her grandmother hopefully.

"Yes, little one."

"Great, a sleepover," Twilight exclaims, bouncing around happily, much to the amusement of the others.

"So what now," Chef ask with an annoyed grunt. "We got a show to do!"

"Hmmm...you know, I got an idea that I've been itching to try for some time now." Chris said, putting a hand on his chin as he has a thoughtful look.

"What is that?" Fluttershy ask Chris curiously.

"Oh, you will find out; Chef; Ask Discord to go fetch the new players; someone, go fetch the Final Four."

Discord, voicing like a sports announce, "Yes! We're down to the final four..." He then spoke in his normal one, "And they're in the Canterlot rooms right now."

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In the library, the storm is heard raging outside. Katie is doing some reading, Bridgette was listening to some music on Twilight's I-Pony, Lindsay is eating a snack, while Ezekiel is drawing on the four.

"Wow, today really sucks, eh?" Ezekiel asks the others players with a frown.

"I know. I wanted so much to go outside." Lindsay said, whining a bit. "And the previous elimination ended so well."

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Bridgette: You know, it's great that Scott is finally gone. Now we got a simple game and a fair play to play it. (pause) Then again, with Chris, who knows what would happen?

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Katie: Ezekiel has evolved since he was a sexist in Season 1 and a freak in Seasons 3-5. Now he's turning into a player to root for!

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Ezekiel: Dang, I didn't think I'd started gaining the best respect in my life. Beats what happened in all those other times I was in, though.

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Lindsay: (whining) I'm booooooooooored! Can something happen, please?

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"So...what will we do, eh?" Ezekiel ask the girls in concern. "We can't go anywhere."

"Right; I'm boooooooooooooored!" Lindsay said after finishing her snack. "I wish something happen!"

"Hey, guys." Rainbow said as she trots into the room. "Chris wants to speak to you."

"Yay! My wish came true!"

The others chuckle at Lindsay's clueless nature as the Final Four follows Rainbow to another room. Chris is waiting for them, near a new board game.

"So what madness has brought you to us now?" Bridgette asks Chris, arching an eyebrow.

"Welcome to Trivia or Penalty!" Chris exclaims with a smile. "Since we can't go anywhere tonight, I thought we would hold the next challenge in here! No worries. This is a non-elimination round so no one is going home. This is for reward!"

"Oh, a trivia challenge?" Katie asks thoughtfully. "You didn't have one of those yet. So are we going to be answering questions based on what we know or did in this unofficial season?"

"You four WON'T be answering the questions...pour new cast will!" Chris smiled as he pointed to fourteen familiar fourteen contestants at the mount.

"...Give fourteen people who don't know ANYTHING about the past game trivia about the new season of 'Total Drama Equestria'. Good plan there, Chris." Dave said sarcastically.

"And we're right in front of a live studio audience!"

We see the Mane Six, Spike, the Royal Sisters, Discord, Ben, Nyx, Phobos, the CMC, along with the bad guys sitting, waiting anxiously. Rarity said, "This oughta be interesting."

"For Chris, it should be." Spike said with a nod.

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A few moments later, we see Chris nodding towards the fourteen players as Ezekiel, Bridgette, Lindsay and Katie took their places. He nodded. "Okay, all of you, here is how the game works. Our Final Four players are acting like game pieces on the board, so I'll assign your game pieces to a team... so, we'll have two teams of three, and two teams of four. Now, based on the summon cards, team members have already been chosen. So, for those that have got summoned through the cards via the Final Four, please take your places where their faces are at the podium.

Sugar nodded as she took Bridgette's platform, Ella went over to Lindsay's platform, Leonard casually walked over to Katie's platform, and Amy dragged Sammy over to Ezekiel's platform.

"Very well, now, we will have a school pick'em style. We'll go alphabetically in terms of players so, Sugar, since Bridgette's name starts with a B, you go first." Chris said.

"Okay... uh, let's see..." Sugar said, examining the players. "I'll take... the purple hair guy!"

Max smirked as he walked over to Sugar. "You won't regret your decision."

"Amy, Samey..." Chris started as Amy covered Samey's mouth before she could say anything. "Your turn."

"We're taking the bearded guy!" Amy said.

"Very well," Chris said as Beardo joined with the team. "Leonard?"

"A good team is a great team..." Leonard said. "I believe the tall one should be a valuable asset."

Jasmine smiled as she joined Leonard. "You may be crazy, but I like your style."

Ella paused as she looked around. "Gee, I don't know. You're ALL useful..."

"Just pick someone opposite your gender." Chris stared blankly.

"Hmmm... this is a tough choice; I feel a good vibe on all of them..." Ella paused as Sugar just sighed.

"If you're going to be THIS annoyingly sweet..." Sugar muttered.

"Uh... I'll pick..." Ella paused. "...that boy."

Ella pointed to Dave, as he nodded, going over. "All right, sounds good."

"I'll take the orange haired girl, then!" Sugar smirked as Max smiled.

"The sidekick, good choice," Max smiled as Scarlett walked over, a bit annoyed.

"Can I switch with somebody? Please?" Scarlett asked, but nobody listened.

"We'll take the farm boy, he seems smart enough." Amy smirked, pushing Sammy further.

"Oh, uh, okay, sure." Rodney smiled as he ran over to the team, smiling at Sammy. Sammy looked up to Rodney, and blush a bit.

"Hey, focus!" Amy said as she slightly pushed Rodney. Rodney looked over... and smiled at Amy. "Just pay attention to the trivia!"

Sammy noticed Rodney blushing at the sight of Amy and looked down, sighing. Looks like another hope had dashed...

"...let's take Shawn." Jasmine said, pointing to Shawn.

Shawn smiled as he joined Jasmine. "Thanks, Jazz."

"Okay, Sky, Topher, since you're the only two options left, you join Ella's team by default." Chris said.

"Uh, all right," Topher said as he and Sky joined with the Ella and Dave on the platform with Lindsay's face.

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Bridgette: Should I be concerned that the team that's moving me mostly consists of villains? I'm just saying!

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Ezekiel: Hopefully my luck doesn't rub off on any of these guys moving me! I have good confidence in all of them!

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Katie: A cosplayer, a tall girl that helped me, and a zombie enthusiast. Hopefully, they can be good at this game!

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Lindsay: Ella and her team I have confidence in them winning for sure!

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"Okay, let me take a moment to write that down..." Chris said as he pulled out a pad...

BRIDGETTE'S TEAM TO MOVE HER:

Max
Scarlett
Sugar

EZEKIEL'S TEAM TO MOVE HIM:

Amy
Beardo
Rodney
Samey

KATIE'S TEAM TO MOVE HER:

Jasmine
Leonard
Shawn

LINDSAY'S TEAM TO MOVE HER:

Dave
Ella
Sky
Topher

Chris nodded. "All right, let's go over the rules... as soon as I set up the cards..."

Chris then went over and opened up a board game that was nearby. Twilight and Ben squinted as their eyes widened. They saw this game before...

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FLASHBACK

Earlier that day, as Twilight and Ben were walking with Celestia, they were in Ben's old room as were seen cleaning under the bed.

"Mom, why do we have to clean under the bed? It's like cleaning a dumpster! It's designed to be filthy." Ben frowned.

"Because it smells like dog barf under there," Celestia said as she pulled out a weird glass of something. "What is this?"

"Milk. That's a glass of milk." Ben said simply.

Celestia turned the glass upside down as the 'milk', now solidified, seemed to inch its way down.

"...Cheese. That's a glass of cheese." Ben said nervously.

The 'cheese' then fell out of the glass, and made a hole in the floor as it landed right on Geoff's head, Geoff was happening to read a book and researching on Tuerto.

"...Stone. That's a glass of stone." Ben said in a deadpan voice.

"Are you kidding me? That milk had to be seventeen years old!" Twilight frowned.

Celestia shook her head as she dug around... and paused as she smiled. "Hey, look what I found!"

Celestia then pulled out what seemed to be a board game. "Hey, Ben, look what I found!"

"Mom, what is so important tha-" Ben gasped as he stared in interest. Twilight looked over and her eyes widened in horror. Oh no...

Ben went over and looked at the game. "I-it's... my old board game Twilight and I made as a kid and we'd play whenever we hung out at her house!"

"Ben, no," Twilight said, pulling Ben over.

"But, Twilight, this is Answer, Dare OR 'DOOM'!" Ben said as he did the Doom in a menacing voice, "This was like, our childhood game!"

"It also held a dangerous curse! Ben, we promised ourselves we never play this game again! Remember?" Twilight said as she took the board game and chucked it out. "Okay, what else is under there..."

"Ouch!" Chris's voice was heard, but Twilight didn't pay any mind.

END FLASHBACK

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"CHRIS, NO!" Twilight and Ben yelled as the two trotted up as Chris was about to open the game. "DON'T PULL THOSE CARDS OUT!"

Chris paused as Twilight and Ben seemed to be jumping in a slow motion like trance. Chris then pulled out some dice and rolled it as Twilight and Ben fell down.

Twilight and Ben got up as Twilight called, "Chris, you have NO idea what you're doing!"

"Yeah, because you didn't write any instructions with this," Chris frowned. "But if you don't want me to pull these out, I can pack them away..."

"NO!" Twilight shook her head. "Once you start this game... IT NEEDS TO BE FINISHED!"

Twilight said the last part in a dramatic voice.

Everyone looked at each other.

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A few moments later, as Twilight and Ben was now aside Chris, the fourteen players looked down as they saw Bridgette, Lindsay, Katie and Ezekiel were now miniature size.

"Hey! What's the big idea," Ezekiel said in a squeaky voice.

"Sorry, just for the game!" Twilight said as cameras pointed over to the game board, where Ezekiel, Bridgette, Katie and Lindsay were standing around.

"Okay, you fourteen, so the game is simple. Your team has to roll a die of 1 to six then you get a trivia question. Normally, our questions consist of past school memories, but to make it interesting, we're going to make this based on Total Drama Equestria episodes... ALL Total Drama Equestria based episodes. You all take turns. If one of you says 'I don't know', or you get the answer wrong, you have to take a a 'Dare' card. If you get a trivia question right OR you complete the dare, you move forward the number of spaces you rolled. If you fail at a trivia question AND a Dare, you have to take a DOOM card and move HALF the spaces you rolled." Ben Mare explained.

"Now, DOOM's are basically penalties for not getting anything right." Twilight explained. "And once you get a DOOM card, you get permanently STUCK with this penalty until the end of the game!"

"Okay..." Topher said. "So, how do we win?"

"YOU DON'T PLAY TO WIN! YOU PLAY TO SURVIVE!" Twilight said dramatically.

The fourteen players looked at each other as Topher blinked. "OKay... but how do you ACTUALLY win the game?"

"Oh, you have to roll an exact number to land on the finish square." Twilight said.

"Okay, everyone, the category is Total Drama Equestria!" Chris said, holding up some cards. "Now, we did a random roll, and Sugar, Max, Scarlett, you will be going first with Bridgette. Ella, Dave, Sky, Topher, you'll move second with Lindsay. Leonard, Shawn, Jasmine, you'll be going third, and Amy, Samey, Rodney and Beardo, you're going last. Simple enough?"

Everyone nodded.

"Okay then, let's get this game started!" Chris smiled as everyone applauded. "Sugar, roll the dice and we'll get started!"

Sugar grins as she grabs the dice, laughing, "Hee-haw! Mama needs a new pair o' shoes!"

Applejack frowns, turning to Rainbow as she asks, "Is she making fun o' 'de' way Ah talk?" Rainbow does her best not to laugh.

Sugar rolls the dice. It moves around until landing on a 4. Chris pulls out a card, saying, "All right, back in the first episode, how did I get the players to play the game?"

"Shucks. Do Ah have 'ta be 'de only one 'ta answer or shall mah team help out?" Sugar asks Chris curiously.

"They can help out."

"In that case, gas them!" Scarlett remarks with a shrug. "How else would you get them in this game?"

"Correct!" Chris exclaims as Bridgette moves up 4 spaces. "Okay, Ezekiel's team will move up."

Sammy tries to get the dice but Amy slaps her hand, scowling, "I'm in charge, remember?" Sammy frowns as her sister took the dice and rolls it. It came up 5.

"Okay. In the episode "Feeling Pinkie Keen", what is the most craziest thing performed by Izzy?"

"Having making clones of herself and Pinkie; Topher won't shut up about it."

"Because it was awesome," Topher calls over to Amy with glee.

"Correct!" Chris exclaims. Ezekiel moves up 5 spaces. "Now it's Katie's team's turn."

Leonard grabs the dice and rolls it. It lands on a 3. He said, "Fabulous!"

"No it isn't. We're behind!" Shawn exclaims to Leonard in concern.

"We can catch up."

"Okay...in "Call of the Dreams", what is Lindsay's fear?" Chris ask the team with a grin.

"UGH! IS IT ZOMBIES?!" Shawn exclaims, looking around in fear.

Jasmine groans, "Come on. No one would be..."

"Shawn's correct!" Chris exclaims with a smile as Katie moves up 3 spaces. "That is her fear."

"You mean there are zombies?!" Shawn asks frantically.

"Ella? Unfortunately, it's your turn to roll for Lindsay." Chris said to Ella. She grins and rolls the dice. It ends up being 6. The host pulls out a card. "Okay. Here's an amusing one. In "Feeling Izzy Keen", what's the most wonderful yet oddest thing done by Twilight at the end of the episode?"

"Did she give someone true love's kiss?" Ella asks with a happy sigh, making Dave roll his eyes and Sky to chuckle.

"Correct."

As Lindsay moves up six spaces, Ben frowns as he said, "Unfortunately, it was with MY MOM!"

"Oh, so she loves both you and your mother? Wow. I didn't know fairy tales can go that way." Ella said with a smile.

"It doesn't." Twilight and Celestia said both bitterly and awkwardly.

"Sugar; Time for you to roll again," Chris said with a grin. Sugar rolls the dice for Bridgette. It lands on a 6. "Okay. Here's a tricky one. Who was the mysterious driver that Heather and DJ dealt with in "Love Busters"?"

"Shucks...uh, Jeff Gordon," Sugar ask Chris, scratching her head.

"Wrong-o; It was Alejandro!"

"Wait, that was him?!" Rainbow yells out in shock and alarm. "He was the jerk who interfered in my and Applejack's race with those two?!"

"Ugh. He has to be obsessive with that boyfriend of Heather's." Scootaloo comments dryly.

"You fail...so you must complete...the dare." Chris said with a smirk. Twilight and Ben yelps a bit in worry, knowing what's about to happen.

Chris then drew a card from the 'Dare' pile as he read it and nodded. "Okay, so from any of Sugar's team, I'm going to need a volunteer."

Max snorted as he said, "I'd like to see WHO'D complete this dare."

Scarlett and Sugar looked over to Max as Max sweatdropped.

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Outside in the Canterot hallways, Private Kenny was walking around as Max came up to Private Kenny in a panic. "Sir, sir, I need to report a theft!"

"Ah, finally, some action," Private Kenny smiled as he pulled out a notepad and a pen. "What did the thief look like?"

"Well... he was wearing a monocle..."

"Uh-huh!" Private Kenny started as he pointed his eyes down. "A-"

But when Private Kenny looked up again, he saw Max had on that very monocle. "Uh... okay... uh... anything else?"

"Yes. He had a big furry mustache!" Max nodded.

Private Kenny nodded as he looked down at his pad and wrote it down. "Yes, okay, furry must-"

Private Kenny looked up again... to see Max was now wearing a furry mustache with the monocle.

Private Kenny stared at Max in suspicion. "Okay... any other distinguishing features?"

"Yes!" Max nodded. "He was dressed as a yodeler!"

Max paused as he noticed Kenny wasn't writing it down. "Aren't you going to write that down?"

"Just... testing... something..." Kenny said as he stared intently at Max. However, Kenny blinked for one moment, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw that Max was now dressed as a yodeler.

Kenny gasped in fear. "And what did this pony steal?"

Max then leaned towards Kenny as he whispered, "A kiss..."

Max then puckered his lips.

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A few moments later, back on the stage, everyone (Except Twilight and Ben) was laughing as Max was holding a steak towards his eye and was now wearing handcuffs as Jasmine said, "No way, you actually did it?"

The live studio audience was still laughing as Rarity said, "Oh; that is a scream!"

"Oh sure, that's how it always starts, with the laughing and the dares, and then later..." Twilight then stood her ground as she said dramatically, "...the horror and the fear!"

Chris rolled his eyes as he said, "Okay, Sugar's team has completed their dare, so they get to move their spaces."

Bridgette then moved up six spaces moving up ahead of Lindsay.

Amy nodded as she picked up the dice and threw it, getting a 3.

"In the episode, "Duncan-buck Season", what was the music the captains had to play in that episode?" Chris asked.

Beardo then opened his mouth as the Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 came out of his mouth.

"We will count that as an answer. That is correct." Chris said as Ezekiel moved to the eighth space, two spaces behind Bridgette.

Leonard rolled the dice as he now had a six.

"In "Look Before You Zeke", what were the Mane Six doing while the Total Drama competitors were doing their challenge in the Mystic Realm?" Chris asked.

Leonard, Jasmine and Shawn looked at each other in confusion before Jasmine shrugged. "We... don't know."

"Okay, the answer we were looking for is, 'They were being lost whilst discovering the remains of the Cutie Mark Pool'." Chris said.

"Still pissed at Lightning Wisdom for doing what he did to us by the way." Twilight frowned.

"So, here is your dare..." Chris said as he picked up a card. "...Order a prank pizza."

Jasmine paused and smiled, "Sounds simple!"

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"355 Larry Street." the pizza pony nodded as he wrote it down, "Got it; anything else?"

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Jasmine giggled on the phone as everyone else was too, Twilight and Ben looking in concern as Jasmine said, "Okay, well, in that pizza, could you also put in some turkey gizzards?"

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"Along with the ice cream, pigs feet and oysters," The pizza pony said in surprise.

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Everyone was laughing as Jasmine tried to keep it together. "Yes, it was an old family recipe created by my grandfather... Old Joe Windypants! All right, thank you!"

Jasmine then hung up as she was now laughing so hard, Shawn saying, "Oh man! I wish I could be there when I see that pizza being delivered!"

"Actually..." Celestia said as she summoned a screen which showed the pizza pony coming out with pizza in hand.

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"Okay, 355 Larry Street," The pizza pony said as he started to walk up, umbrella in hoof as he looked up. He saw that he was on Larry Street. He then turned around and walked until he was at 355 Larry Street... which was his pizza place. He knocked on the door. "Pizza pony!"

He opened the door and jumped over as he switched hats, as he frowned. "What are you talking about; We SELL pizzas, why would we BUY one?"

The pizza pony then jumped over to the other side of the door, switching hats. "Well, SOMEONE has to pay for this!"

The pizza pony then switched sides and hats again, angry. "I'm not paying for something I DIDN'T order!"

The pizza pony then switched sides and hats again, confused. "Well, what am I supposed to do with THIS now?"

The pizza pony then switched sides and hats again as he was now pissed. "GIVE IT TO ME, I'LL SHOW YOU!"

The pizza pony then grabbed the pizza as he was about ready to throw it.

The pizza pony then switched sides again as he put the pizza down, then switched hats, then picked up the pizza, opened it and bopped himself in the face with it.

The pizza pony sighed as he said, "My Shakespearean career must be messing with my head."

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Back on the board, Katie moved ahead of Ezekiel as she said, "You know, this game isn't too bad. At least we can see what's going on outside the board."

"I agree." Ezekiel said as Ella was seen rolling a two.

"In "Bridgette the Brush-Off, why wouldn't Bridgette come out of her room," Chris was heard asking.

"Maybe she missed her true love?" Ella guessed.

"That is correct." Chris said.

"Hey guys." Lindsay said, joining up with everyone.

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Bridgette: So far, this game is going pretty good! Nothing bad is happening to us, it's really simple!

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Katie: I don't get why Twilight and Ben were panicking. This is pretty fun!

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Back in the real world, as Sugar rolled a one, she sighed.

"In "Drama Dig Up", what item did Ben Mare get that inspired the very challenge of digging for gold?" Chris asked.

"They were some sort of gloves... Mogma Mitts, I think." Scarlett said.

"That is correct." Chris nodded as Bridgette moved one space.

Amy then rolled the dice as a four came up.

"In "A Pirate and Pony Show", what was the name of the Pirate King that led Pirate Skull Island?" Chris asked.

Sammy was about to answer as Amy covered her mouth. "Hmph, like we would know that. We don't know."

Sammy glared at Amy, before sighing.

"Wow, Amy, you don't pay attention much, do you? Because the answer we were looking for was Tobias." Chris said.

"You. You're doing the dare." Amy said, pushing Sammy out.

"All right." Sammy sighed as Chris pulled out a card.

"Your dare, Samey, is to wear everything in the castle." Chris said.

Sammy paused.

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A few moments later, we see Sammy was now bundled under a lot of clothes. "I believe that is EVERYTHING in the castle."

"Very well..." Chris said as Sugar frowned, Ezekiel about to move ahead of Bridgette.

"Hold up, Chris." Sugar frowned. "That girl over there ain't wearing EVERYTHING in the castle."

"What? Yes, I am!" Sammy said.

"Every 'THING'; not just clothes," Sugar smirked.

Chris paused. "You know, you're right. Celestia's throne room, for example, is a 'thing', and she isn't wearing THAT!"

"WHAT?" Sammy said in shock as Amy glared.

"Oh, nice going, Samey; you had one job, and you couldn't do THAT right!" Amy yelled.

From down on the board, Ezekiel glared up as did the other three girls.

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Bridgette: I'm suddenly regretting summoning Sugar last episode. If I'd have KNOWN she would do that to poor Sammy...

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Katie: I'm also hating Sugar right now. I know she's moving Bridgette, but what she did to Sammy...I'm hating her.

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"Now, now, Samey, don't complain." Chris said. "You failed your question AND your dare, so you must have a DOOM card casted upon you."

Chris then started to read from the DOOM card. "The floor surrounding your team is now red hot lava."

Sammy then suddenly felt something burning on her feet, as she screeched, jumping out of the clothes and clutching onto the podium. "I actually felt that through six pairs of shoes!"

"Oh, crybaby," Amy said as she came down for a moment and felt the floor... then she screamed as she jumped. "What the heck? Why is the floor burning?"

"Really," Dave said as he went down on the floor. "It feels fine to me."

Amy then put her foot down on the floor and screeched as she jumped in Rodney's arms; Rodney was now blushing like mad.

Ben then screamed in a high pitched voice, "OH NO, IT'S STARTING! WE HAVE TO FINISH THE GAME QUICKLY BEFORE IT DESTROYS US ALL!"

"Ben, get a hold of yourself." Twilight said calmly.

Ben then kicked Twilight in the face. "GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF, TWI, YOU'RE UNDER-REACTING!"

Twilight was now panicking. "THANKS, BEN! I NEEDED THAT! I WAS CALM AND COLLECTED FOR A SECOND, BUT NOW I REALIZE HOW SERIOUS THIS IS! YOU! ROLL THE DICE!"

"All right, all right..." Jasmine rolled her eyes. "Don't see how it's a huge deal..."

Jasmine then rolled a three. "Okay, Chris, what's my question?"

Chris pulls out a card then looks at the question, "All right, 'in "Duncan-buck Season", what's the name of the horse that Ben Mare is said to destined from'?"

The Players blinks as Leonard spoke, "Hmmm....uh...I don't know?"

"None of us either." Jasmine said, shaking her head with Shawn frowning.

"The answer is Epona, Link's horse." Chris said with a smirk. "Dare time!"

"I'll do the dare." Shawn said as he shakes nervously.

Chris pulls out a Dare card as he reads it, "'Run past a little kid wearing a suit of candy'."

Shawn pause then smiles as he said, "That one doesn't sound so bad."

Twilight glares at Shawn as she ask, "Really? Because I remember as a little foal getting THAT very dare..."

FLASHBACK

We see a young Twilight wearing a suit of candy, screaming as she was being chased by little kids. She then jumped over a fence as she sighed in relief. She then screamed as she saw a young Pinkie, with vampire fangs, coming down on her as she was starting to bite Twilight, Twilight screaming for help.

END FLASHBACK

Twilight shudders a bit as she continues, "The worst part is, it took me four weeks to stitch that suit together, and it was gone in under a minute."

Shawn looked over at the live audience, specifically Pinkie as Pinkie smirked evilly, growing vampire fangs.

Shawn yelps, "Okay then. I'll just take a DOOM!"

Chris smirks as he reads the DOOM card, "'Get attacked by monkeys'."

"Monkeys?"

Suddenly Shawn yelps as a plate are thrown at his head. He, Jasmine and Leonard turns to see screeching monkeys throw plates at them, along with tomatoes and knives, the last ones they dodge.

"How in the Mag'ne name did those monkeys get in here?" Luna asks Celestia in bewilderment.

"I don't know!" Celestia exclaims in shock.

"It's happening! I know you not to pull the game out!" Twilight yells out to Chris in horror.

Katie moves only one space. Dave rolls the dice next, landing on a 5. Chris pulls out a card which he reads, "'In "Scott of the Century", what item that Scott steals to messed up the girls’ alliance and framed Lightning with'?"

"Uh....gee...the Hand of Doom?" Dave asks Chris puzzled.

"Wrong-o; it was the Nose of Thunder! One of you got to go a dare."

"I will do it." Ella said to Chris with a smile.

"Okay, for your dare..." Chris said as he pulls out a Dare card. The host smirks wickedly, "Ho ho ho! For this one, you gotta slap Nyx!"

"Wait, what?!" Nyx squeaks a bit in fright before hiding behind Celestia.

"No! I can't do that!" Ella exclaims in fright as she glances at Nyx in the audience. "I would never bring myself to harm a poor filly. I would rather DOOM myself than do that!"

"Phew."

"Here's your DOOM card, Ella." Chris said as he read from a DOOM card. "From now on, your left arm will move in sync to the player on your very far left's arm and vice versa. Gee, that must be Sugar."

"What does that mean?" Ella asked in confusion

Sugar smirked as she held up her left arm, causing Ella's to do the same. "Means I can control your arm and you can't have it in control. So..." She chuckled as she turned left. Ella blinked as both of them made fists and raised it. "Whatever I do with my fist, you're doing it too! Like this!"

Sugar then started punching the air as Ella's left arm followed the same motion, only she kept hitting Topher.

"Ouch! Quit it! Hey!" Topher complained.

"Sorry, sorry!" Ella said, in concern.

Dave frowned as he came over, took Ella's right hand, and slapped her left wrist, causing Sugar to wince in pain as she put her arm down.

"Ouch!" Sugar frowned.

After Lindsay pulls two spaces, Scarlett grabs the dice and rolls them onto the board. They came up a six. Chris pulls out the next card and reads it, "Okay. In 'Mystic Isn't Your Color', how did Celestia and Azure Phoenix' met?"

"How the Hell should I know?" Max ask with a scoff. "We don't know that."

"Well, the answer...actually, this clip will shows you..."

A screen shows the deleted clip from "Mystic Isn't Your Color".

Few Minutes Later...

"Geez, no wonder that guy was a bit intense." Rainbow said after the clip was shown.

Chris then read from a Dare card. "Your dare is... eat a hundred hot dogs in under a minute."

Sugar's eyes lit up delightfully. "Shucks, that's no dare! That's Tuesday."

Sugar then ran out of the room for a minute. Everyone paused as they waited... all of a sudden, Ella's left arm was lifted up as she seemed to be doing the motion of shoving something in her mouth. Ella's eyes widened as she kept doing the motion as her mouth was doing some sort of noise as if sucking and eating. Ella's arm then stopped as she panted. Ella sighed. "I think she stopped."

Ella's arm then lifted up again as it was tipped over. Ella felt a little confused as she asked, "What is Sugar doing now?"

"You don't want to know..." Celestia said, not wanting to explain that Sugar was now drinking the brine.

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Back with the game pieces themselves AKA the Final Four, Ezekiel had just heard his number being rolled as he heard Chris asked, "In 'Wrestling Reignboom', which three ponies did the Total Drama girls have to fight against?"

"Rarity, Applejack and Rainbow Dash," Rodney was heard answering.

"Correct." Chris said as Ezekiel looked at his watch, a number '5' appearing. He moved up five spaces as he joined with Bridgette and Lindsay.

"So, what do you think of this game so far?" Ezekiel asked.

"I think it's all right." Bridgette smiled. "It's not too bad, but it's okay."

"Yeah," Lindsay said. "You know Ezekiel, I really feel bad I didn't pick out an Element for you..."

"Don't worry about it. When you look at it this way, I guess I'm just the Spike..." Ezekiel shrugged.

Lindsay paused and smiled.

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Lindsay: Of COURSE! Ezekiel doesn't have to fit an element! He has always been helpful for us, like Spike has for the Mane Six! So, Ezekiel is officially our Spike!

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Back with the others, as Shawn gave a roll, Chris read, "In 'The Drama Master', who was the last person to fall asleep in the challenge?" Chris was heard asking.

"...Heather?" Jasmine asked.

"...Nope, we were looking for... Scott." Chris said as Leonard came up. Chris picked up a Dare card. "Your dare... take a DOOM card."

"...How is that a dare?" Leonard said as he looked over to Twilight.

"Shut up. We ran out of ideas when we were coming up with the cards." Twilight glared.

Chris shrugged as he picked up a DOOM card. "Okay, Leonard, this says 'Your game piece now suffers from C.S.D."

"What's C.S.D.?" Jasmine asked.

"Oh, that's Compulsive Singing Disorder." Ella smiled. "It means she can sing at any time at random."

"Sort of like you?" Dave asked.

"Yes, but I sing because I want to sing. People with C.S.D. sing because they're forced to." Ella explained.

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Katie moved three spaces to join the others. "Hi guys, how is..."

All of a sudden, Katie started to sing, "...everything going with you-ou-ou?"

Katie then covered her mouth as Ezekiel, Lindsay and Bridgette stared in surprise. Bridgette asked, "What was that?"

"I don't know..." Katie paused.

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Ella rolled the dice as it landed on a four.

"In 'The Dawn Stoppers', where was B in Scott's body at the time?" Chris asked.

"Not quite sure..." Ella, Dave, Sky and Topher shrugged as Topher said, "We don't know."

"The answer we were looking for was..." Chris started.

"That he was with us." Superior explained. "Yeah, I can't believe we were that stupid, we honestly thought we had Scott. Oh well, no matter now."

Topher then stepped up as Chris pulled out his Dare. "Your Dare... put lipstick on your feet."

Topher blinked. "Uh, yeah, you're a great guy Chris, but I'm not going THAT low. Give me a DOOM."

"Very well..." Chris said as he pulled out a DOOM card. "Your game piece is now suffering from locust attacks."

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As Lindsay moved two spaces, all of a sudden, locusts started flying everywhere.

"AHHHH," Lindsay screamed. "What's going on here; HELP; HELP!"

"Hang on, Lindsay!" Bridgette said as she was about to move, but ran into a wall, "What the? Why can't I move? Why can't I move out of this square?"

Ezekiel blinked. "I'm beginning to realize something..."

"You mean..." Katie started. "...that maybe..."

Katie then sang, "...Twilight and Ben were on to something with this game being cursed?"

"I think so!" Ezekiel said. "I mean, you singing randomly, Lindsay being attacked by locusts, us not moving out of our squares until we're permitted to go... this board game is whack!"

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Katie: I think we're all beginning to realize... (Singing) ...how dangerous this game really is! (Pause) That sounded less ominous out of my head.

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Back with Chris, as Scarlett rolled the dice, he pulled out a question. "In 'Bridgette The Brush-Off', what was Heather's personal dare?"

"She had to blow up a stuffed animal." Scarlett said, specifically.

"Correct." Chris said as Bridgette ran two spaces. Amy rolled the dice as she threw it, getting a four. "In the second episode of Total Drama Equestria, who sat out the first challenge?"

"Nobody did. The first challenge in that game was that 'create Elements' challenge." Amy said. "Three people sat out the next challenge in the same episode, though."

"Amy is correct." Chris nodded as Jasmine, yelping as she, Leonard and Shawn kept ducking the monkeys, rolled the dice, getting a six. "In 'Look Before You Zeke', what did Courtney and Duncan do to get themselves eliminated."

"They cheated by taking out Harold and the others... Courtney and Duncan in turn SABOTAGED their own teams!" Leonard said.

"Correct." Chris said as Katie moved six spaces. Ella rolled her dice as Chris pulled out another trivia card. "In 'Brick-dle Gossip', where was Celestia sent to after destroying her robo-duplicate?"

Ella, Dave, Sky and Topher talked for a quick second before Sky shook her head. "We don't know."

"Hall of Shame," Chris said as Sky went up. "Okay, your dare, use spray cheese instead of deodorant."

Sky frowned, "Hell no I'm not doing that. Give me a DOOM!"

Chris nodded as he picked up a card and read it. "From now on, you'll doubt every thought you have."

Sky laughed. "That's ridiculous. There's no way a board game can make that happen..."

All of a sudden, a second head grew out of Sky, freaking everyone out as the second head asked, "Or can it?"

"Uh..." Dave said in shock. "Is... is that head real?"

"I wish I can say it wasn't." Twilight said as everyone was now freaked out.

"What the hell?" Pinkie said, scared.

"Yikes..." Sky said as she turned her eye towards her second head.

Even Chris was looking shocked at the second head. "What the heck? How is this possible?"

Ben glared. "NOW do you realize how dangerous this game is?"

Max frowned as he rolled the dice, getting a three. "Question me."

"Okay... uh..." Chris paused nervously as he looked over his card.

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Chris: Okay, the minute I saw Sky grow that second head... I'm beginning to suspect something is REALLY up!

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"Well?" Max asks Chris impatiently.

"Okay, in "Drama Dig-Up", who tamed the wild Sasquatch?" Chris asks Max nervously.

"I betcha it was Fluttershy." Scarlett said thoughtfully.

"Wrong! It was Apple Bloom. That means your dare is..." Chris takes out a card and reads it. "Reveal your true self to everyone?"

"What?! No, I will not do that, not a chance!"

"Yes, I am evil, not stupid!" Max exclaims in agreement. Most of the others groan in annoyance. They were hoping that Scarlett will reveal her evil nature to everyone.

"All right, then it's DOOM..." Chris said as he takes out the next DOOM card. "''Your tongue cannot be used, as it is suddenly...glued?'"

Bridgette yelps as her tongue is stuck...on a pole! The girl yelps while mumbling, "Damn it, not again!"

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Pinkie: Just like in "World Tour". She cannot escape that pole.

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Bridgette barely made it to one space as Chris said, "All right, Ezekiel's team is up." Amy grabs the dice and rolls it. It lands on a two. Chris takes out the next card, "All righty. In "Bridgette the Brush-Off", Apple Bloom told a story about her experience in the Everfree Forest. What are the names of the monsters?"

The team looks clueless. Sammy said honestly, "I don't know that." Beardo made a "wrong" noise.

"They are called 'Blanks'. Weird; I didn't think they exist!"

"They do so!" Apple Bloom yells out from the stands. "Ah saw 'em!"

"Come on, Apple Bloom, no way a couple o' no cutie mark ponies would turn inta monsters in 'de Everfree Forest!" Applejack exclaims to her sister, before pausing, "Right?"

"Okay, you failed your trivia question, who's coming for the dare?" Chris asks seriously to Ezekiel's team.

"Oh, I'll do it, if only for Am-" Rodney puts his foot down on the floor, then yelps as he says, "OUCH, OUCH, OUCH!"

Sammy looks over at Rodney, then jumps down, then screams as she jumps back to the platform, "WHY IS THE FLOOR STILL BURNING?!!"

"We told you, whatever DOOMS you have been given are permanent. They won't stop until the game is finished." Ben explains frantically to everyone. This game is starting to make a serious impact!

"But how is it possible?" Luna asks in concern from the strands. "How could this game spout out so much dark magic?"

"I wonder what could've happen." Celestia said seriously.

"Chris, you better take them seriously." Dark Curse said in concern. "I may want my enemies dead...but not like this!"

Chris frowns then scowls, having enough, "Okay, you know what? Screw the challenge! I'm finishing the game now! Game's over, nobody wins, just stay the night, I'm packing it in!"

"I agree!" Sky exclaims, agreeing with Chris.

Sky's Second Head taunts her, "Or DO you?"

Sky glares at the second head then snaps, "Every sentence you say will start with 'OR', isn't it?"

"Or IS it?"

Sky sighs in defeat, "I'll take that as a yes."

"Or WILL I-" Sky's Second Head was about to get on the original's nerves but she was cut off.

"YES!!"

As Chris starts packing the game up, Rarity protested, "Wait, Chris. You can't stop the game."

"Right! I want to see how it at least ended!" Phobos exclaims in agreement.

"Our friends are in danger, Phobos, and you want the game to end." Nyx said to her Moon Dragon friend with a frown.

"Can you blame a guy like me?"

"Chris, please stop!" Fluttershy exclaims in concern.

Twilight agrees, "Chris, it won't make any difference! The game is too powerful!"

"The only power this game has is the one you're giving it! Besides, they'll wear off." Chris remarks in dismissal. After all, the effects can't last forever, right?

Ben doesn't agree as he insists, "No they won't. Twilight and I tried this too. It never wears off. You either finish the game, or you're stuck with these DOOMs. Besides, we can't unshrink the Final Four. They're the game pieces, and they're still stuck in their conditions."

Chris sighs, "I need some time to think... you guys just try to get on with your lives, I need a moment..." Chris leaves, and our heroes are left with the DOOMs in place and the players shrunk.

Ella moving her left arm cries out in worry, "I still can't control my left arm."

Scarlett calls out to Sugar, "Sugar, the game's temporarily on hold!"

Sugar from off-screen snaps right back, "But these pickled eggs aren't!"

Sky sighs as she grabs Ella's right hand and slapped her left wrist with it, causing a crash to be heard, with Sugar moaning.

"What now?" Rainbow asks in concern. If this game isn't complete, the DOOMs could spell disastrous for every pony in the castle. Even the bad guys could be in trouble!

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Chris was outside as he looked out towards the rain as he sighed. This wasn't the way he wanted this game to go...

"I just can't believe it... first Blaineley, now the possibility of a board game..." Chris paused. "I wonder what Blaineley's up to."

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(Meanwhile, back on Earth, in Ontario...)

Blaineley's grandmother was seen getting up as she put her glasses on. After getting dressed and ready for the day, she was going downstairs as she overheard the TV being on. She carefully walked downstairs as she looked over and saw Blaineley rewinding a certain video she found.

Blaineley then pushed Play again. The scene showed Chris, obviously from before 'A Pirate And Pony Show', as he was sitting down, sighing, "Hey, Blaines. I know you probably don't want to see me again, but I wanted to give you this recording. I hope you're watching this right now, but don't press Stop yet. There is something I wanted to say."

Chris took a deep breath. "Back when we were going through auditions for Total Drama, I wanted to be the team we were... but you were right. Greed got in the way of our success. OUR success. Even when I had Chef with me for the first two seasons, I felt a little empty, like there was somebody else missing. The next three seasons I did, I basically ignored those feelings, even when you got into the middle of our third season as a contestant, which, I had to admit, that was pretty cool you came in to play."

Blaineley gave a small smile as she listened intently. "I never realized how much of a jerk I was and how much it affected you and your life... until that day you came in and told everything to the princesses. You opened my eyes a little bit, and made me reflect upon my decisions. Blaineley, while I can't exactly change who I am on Earth... maybe I can change who I am in Equestria."

Blaineley's eyes watered up as Chris continued, "I know it's probably too late, and you're probably still upset, but when you get the chance... stop by Equestria... I'm sure the princesses would love to have you here..." He sighed. "I know I would."

Chris sighed as he went over and stopped the tape.

Blaineley gave a small smile as she just hugged the case the tape was in.

"Miss him, do you?"

Blaineley looked up to see her grandmother coming down and putting a hand on her shoulder. Blaineley sighed. "I miss him, grandma... and I still love him."

"And it seems he returns your feelings, it just took him too long to realize it." Blaineley's grandmother smiled.

"It feels like that." Blaineley sighed. "I was about to give up on him too..."

Blaineley's grandmother paused as she said, "You know, Mildred, back when I was a little girl, I had a friend who I almost gave on..."

"Really," Blaineley asked.

"Indeed. Me and my friend met when we were in Sunday school together, back in the 1920s. We were different in terms of how we viewed our world, but we were still friends. We would often play around in the fields, do a little card and toy playing at my house, we would often write a few silly things in a book... but we were too different." Blaineley's grandmother said. "So different... we'd often fight. There was a point where I just wanted to run away, just leave my friend to her selfish desires... but I knew I couldn't run away from it."

"Why?" Blaineley asked in curiosity.

"Well, I knew I couldn't. As if it was destiny, I knew my friend needed help." Blaineley's grandmother sighed. "I tried to help her best I could, even when fighting against destiny."

"What happened to your friend?" Blaineley asked.

"Oh, she passed on at a young age." Blaineley's grandmother sighed. "But somewhere, deep down, I know she's still alive inside. We may be on opposite sides, and maybe I couldn't change who she was... but despite every odd we were thrown for, we were still friends. And nothing changed that. Nobody believes we were good friends, but we'll always be together, my friend and I... and it's the same with you and Chris. You can't change who he is... but he's willing to be the same guy he was for you... if you're willing to be the same girl for him."

Blaineley paused... and smiled as she got up. "I'm getting my green rings. Grandma, could you take me to the airport?"

"Why do you want to go to the airport?" Blaineley's grandmother asked.

"I'm going to Greenland... to get a Starbucks coffee!" Blaineley called as she ran upstairs to get a few things.

As Blaineley's grandmother watched, she smiled, "Like the people who told me are correct... nobody can escape destiny."

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(Meanwhile, back in Equestria, in Castle Canterlot)

Everyone (except for Amy, Sammy, Beardo and Rodney, who were still stuck on the stage, afraid to step onto the floor in fear of being burned, and for the Final Four, who were still stuck in the board game), they were trying to get on with their everyday lives.

Sky was relaxing a bit as she heard her phone rang. She picked it up. "Hello? Oh, hi Keith! No, I'm not busy at all."

"Or ARE you?" Sky's second head smirked.

"Zip it, you goblin faced lump!" Sky growled. She yelped as she said, "Oh no, sorry, Keith. I wasn't directing the insult towards you...yes; I'm in with the new cast now. It's really unbelievable..."

"Or IS it?" Sky's second head chuckled.

"I'M GOING TO POUND YOU TO THE FLOOR IF YOU DON'T QUIT IT! DON'T YOU THINK IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY BORING BOYFRIEND?" Sky yelled at the head... then yelped as she put the phone to the ear. "Sorry, Keith... yes, maybe a little of it was towards you. But we're still on for when I get back, right? I cou-"

"Or ARE you?" Sky's second head smirked mischievously.

"THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA KEEL YOU!" Sky said as she tried to strangle her second head, but dropped the phone as it hung up.

Meanwhile, back with Leonard and Dave, Leonard was smiling as he held up a couple cards. "Okay, so when you cast this spell, you..."

All of a sudden, monkeys started popping up everywhere as they started pelting Leonard. "AH! HEY! AH!"

Dave sighed as he was pelted as well. "I don't know why I hung with you!"

Shawn and Jasmine were sharing a similar problem as they were talking with Max and Scarlett, which sadly affected them.

With Sugar, she was trying to reach for a pickle jar in the kitchen, when all of a sudden, she felt her left arm being controlled as it started going through motions.

"Grrr, what is that raven haired weirdo doing over there?" Sugar frowned.

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Ella was too busy singing and dancing as Topher silently watched. Topher gave a smile as he said to himself, "I wonder what that beautiful angel is doing over there. She must really love music."

(To the tune of 'That's What Friends Are For' from 'The Jungle Book')

(Ella)

Come, my friends...

Come my friends...

Come my friends to my fingertip!

Pinkie suddenly popped up and sang.

(Pinkie)

Her finger tip!

Ella kept dancing as some animals came around. Even Topher was surprised to see them coming. He paused as he watched.

(Ella)

When I dance around

(Pinkie)

When she dances around

(Ella)

I feel so glad,

(Pinkie)

She feels so glad,

(Ella)

And I'm not angry,

(Pinkie)

She's not angry.

(Ella)

Nor am I sad.

(Pinkie)

[bNor is she sad.

(Ella)

And when I'm loving every creature

In this entire world!

I do love all the animals...

Because I'm eager to be... a lovely princess!

I really love my life,

And when I dance...

Along to this very tune,

At lightning speed,

We may be in danger from outside sources,

But I've never met a pony I didn't like!

"I got this!" Pinkie came in.

(Pinkie)

Didn't like!

As Ella tried to sing, her left arm was out of her control again as she grabbed a bird and her right arm was trying to go over to wring the neck, but Ella yelped.

(Ella)

As you can see, I'm glad!

Because I know it's only fun,

But in a good way!

(Pinkie)

In a good way!

Ella made grab for her left arm as she tried to pull it away, prying the bird off her fingers.

(Pinkie)

You'll be the sweetest girl,

In Equestria ever!

Ella successfully got through, but, slipped and hit herself. From offscreen, a crash was heard as Sugar was heard screaming in pain.

Topher looked down. "Ouch... this is bad."

(Topher)

We have to finish... this... game!

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Back with the audience, Twilight and Ben waited with the live audience as all of a sudden, Chris came in. Twilight asked, "Feeling better?"

"Yeah..." Chris sighed. "How long was I gone?"

"Three hours. Everyone else tried to take a break, but as you can see, it's not easy when they have DOOM cards on them." Twilight said.

All of a sudden, except for Amy, Sammy, Beardo and Rodney, who were still stuck on the platform they were on, Sugar, Max, Scarlett, Leonard, Jasmine, Shawn, Ella, Dave, Sky and Topher ran back inside as they all screamed, "WE HAVE TO FINISH THE GAME!"

"Just roll the cards and pick the dice, just get on with it!" Sugar begged.

"All right, all right, I know how serious this is!" Chris said. "Listen, everyone, I know I'm the host, but we need to get through this game, so here's the deal! You have to get maximum rolls EVERY turn, which means YOU can't take any more DOOMs!"

"Right," Rodney said. "No DOOMs, no matter how bad the dares are!"

"Are we all agreed?" Chris asked as everyone nodded. "Rodney, you volunteered, your dare is..."

But before Chris could say anything, Rodney grabbed the dare and read it. He frowned. "I'm taking a DOOM."

"What? What happened to taking every dare?" Amy asked.

"Do any of YOU want to watch Grimmore take a shower?" Rodney asked.

Everyone then reacted in disgust as Ben said, "No, you're right. DOOM, DOOM, DOOM!"

Chris nodded as he picked up a card. "Dramatic music will play until the game is over."

The classic Jumanji theme played as everyone looked. They all nodded intensely. Right, can't back out. Either get the questions right or get the dares! No more DOOMs unless a space was landed that were required!

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"Do any of you hear that music?" Ezekiel asked.

"We all did, we all did." Bridgette said in worry through the pole.

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Shawn rolled the dice as Chris read the question, "In 'Drama Weather Fiends', what excuse did Heather and her friends try but didn't succeed at?"

"Uh... the convention thing," Shawn asked.

"Actually, we were looking for the infamous fishing excuse." Chris said.

"I'll take the dare." Jasmine said.

Chris picked a dare card, "Your dare...juggle flaming knives."

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Jasmine was seen holding two flaming knives as everyone watched intently, Shawn calling, "Come on, Jasmine, you can do this!"

Jasmine shut her eyes as she tossed the knives up, but they flew off after three juggles and got stuck on the ceiling, where it caught a little fire. "Uh..."

"Never mind, that counts as a pass!" Chris said.

"Don't worry; we'll deal with that later!" Celestia called.

Ella nodded as she rolled the dice. Chris read, "In the second episode, who found the first Hidden Invincibility Statue?"

"Uh, Heather," Dave asked.

"Wrong; it's Mike, he just gave it to Heather after he realized it was for the other team." Chris said as Sky came up. "Your dare... drive a car inside the castle from the back seat!"

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In the castle hallways, in the backseat of a car, Sky was carefully driving the car using a mop and broom. "I can do this, I can do this!"

"Or CAN you?" Sky's second head smirked.

Sky growled. "GET OUT, WILL YOU?!"

However, she took her eyes off the hall for a second and crashed right into the room where the studio was.

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Meanwhile, as Lindsay moved her next few spaces, Bridgette looked up as her dice was rolled.

"This is getting tense!" Katie said.

"You said it!" Ezekiel nodded.

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Lindsay: I just hope this game can help us through this life!

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Pretty soon, another turn was finished as Sugar got her question right, with "It was El Grapadura!"

"Correct!" Chris nodded as Bridgette moved five spaces, landing on a platform with dynamite. "What does a dynamite space do?"

"That's DOOM Dynamite! It means whoever lands on the space, every team, every individual has to take a DOOM card, no choice!" Ben explained.

Everyone groaned.

"Okay, okay... first, Rodney." Chris picked up a card. "Your DOOM... you Freeze-Frame."

"Wait, does that mean I-" Rodney started before just freezing in place as if stuck in a still shot from a movie. Everyone gasped in horror.

Twilight yelled, "THIS IS WHAT WE TOLD YOU! IF YOU GET STUCK BY A DOOM, YOU WILL REMAIN LIKE THIS FOREVER!"

"Right, right..." Chris said as he pulled out a card. "Ella, you have Moving Earthquake!"

Ella then started to move around, trying to keep balance, as if she was stuck in an earthquake, "Wh-wh-whoa... whoa, whoa!"

"Sugar..." Chris said, pulling a card. "Gravity is your enemy."

"What does th-" Sugar started... before being deflated, as if being heavier than usual.

"Sky, you have 'Giant Hands'." Chris said.

"Giant Hands," Sky asked... before her hands suddenly grew.

"Or ARE they?" Sky's second head smirked.

Sky growled as she tried to punch her second head, but ended up punching herself in the progress.

"Leonard, Shawn, Jasmine, Katie is going to be inflicted by baldness!" Chris said.

Everyone paused as they looked at their game pieces. Shawn then said, "Nothing happened."

"Well, she was sort of bald already." Chris explained.

"What are the rest of the cards," Amy screamed.

"Right, right... Bridgette has big feet..." Chris said as Bridgette's feet grew. "...Ezekiel has a swollen tongue..." Ezekiel's tongue swelled up. "...and Lindsay has no teeth!"

Lindsay's teeth fell out as she whined. Chris then turned. "As for the rest of you... let me get another one!"

Chris took out another card, looking at it. He spoke, "All righty...uh..."Two Beautiful Damsels Get Taken By A Love-Sick Slimy Toad-wart"."

Amy & Sammy yelps as they get snatched by a disgusting wort face giant frog's tongue, taken them. He exclaims, "I want to kiss ya! I should do it to the other as the other sister is prettier."

"Ugh! CHRIS!" Amy yells out frantically to Chris.

Chris checks out the next card, exclaiming, "Dave, Topher; you will be pursued by a wild daisy until the end of the game!"

"Wild Daisy," Dave asks in bewilderment and confusion.

"MY MEN," A familiar voice yells out. The two boys yelps and panic as they see the love craze plant type creature appearing, "Woo-hoo!"

"Gah! No!" Topher screams out frantically as he and Dave runs off with the mad daisy chasing them.

"Come to me!"

"Ugh. Her again," Ben ask in annoyance and disgust. That daisy gave his group trouble back at the End of Equestria; Now this?

Chris checks out the next card, saying, "Scarlett, you'll be tussling against a large tentacle creature from another world."

"What?" Scarlett asks confused. Suddenly a large tentacle comes out of a door which leads to an outer-space realm and grabs her, trying to drag the girl off, "Gah!"

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Chris checks the next Doom Card, then yelps, "Beardo; “You've Been Given the Death Curse, & You Only Have 5 Turns Left before You expire"!"

Soon the number 5 appears like a death skull cloud over Beardo making him give a "waa-waa-waa-waaaaaa" sound.

"Chris! You idiot," Twilight exclaims frantically. "That means we gotta finish this game up or Beardo's dead!"

"Okay, okay! Uh...a DOOM for Max," Chris exclaims as he takes out the last DOOM card for the space. ""You Gaze Into An Evil Mirror, & Now Your Evil Twin Is Out To Get You”."

Max blinks and looks into a mirror that came from out of nowhere. Suddenly Max's reflection came to life, laughs madly and hits him.

"How dare you! I'm the only evil one here!" Max exclaims furiously as he tackles himself literally, getting into a fight.

"Talk about fighting yourself." Pinkie said with a happy squee.

Chris pulls out a DOOM card and looks at it. He said, "Leonard! "Beware, You Just Unleashed An Evil Clown On All Party Members Who Will Scare You Silly"."

Suddenly a nasty clown appears, laughing madly as he made scary faces, causing Jasmine, Leonard and Shawn to scream in a panic.

"Evil clowns! WORST THAN ZOMBIES," Shawn exclaims frantically as the clown continues trying to freak them out.

"And we better finish this game up, fast! Ezekiel's team is up!" Chris said, "Beardo?" Beardo grabs the dice and rolls a four. The host takes out a card. "Okay! This one goes to the first Aftermath Show, "Aftershy". In it, what did Alejandro do to freak everyone out?"

"Show the slumber party clip of Grimmore!" Amy and Sammy yell out frantically as they try to escape the giant frog.

"Correct!" Chris exclaims. Ezekiel moves up four spaces. Beard is now down to four. Jasmine dodging the clown rolls the dice. It came up as a six. Chris takes the next card, "All right. In "Brick-dle Gossip", what's the full name of the head of the Equestrians!"

"We don't know!" Katie's team cries while dodging the clown.

"Miss Carolina Farolina Santa Anna Carol Barrel Panel Crush Harshwhinny the Third," Chris exclaims as he pulls out a card, "Jasmine? Your dare is...kiss a nearby boy full on the lips!"

"Fine," Jasmine exclaims. Suddenly she grabs Shawn and kisses him on the lips. Once she's done, the boy is left speechless.

"Wow...." Shawn said in bewilderment.

Katie moves up six spaces. Sky, ignoring her other head, rolls out a five. Chris takes out the next card, "In "The Dawn Stoppers", what wicked thing that Scott..."

"He tried to rape her!" Ella exclaims in terror and alarm. "I saw that clip. It was horrifying what he almost did to that girl!"

"I wasn't finished, but yes!"

Lindsay moves up to five spaces. Scarlett, struggling against the tentacles, grabs the dice and rolls a six. Chris pulls out the next card.

"All the way back in the first episode, what place in Ponyville was the only place that the new contestants didn't explore?" Chris asked.

"Uh... I don't know." Scarlett said.

"Rainbow Dash's place," Chris said. "Who wants to take the dare, 'Date a Sheep'!"

"I will!" Sugar said in a panic.

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Sitting down in a restaurant, Sugar was reading from a menu as a sheep was sitting next to her.

"Uh, I'll have the lamb." Sugar said.

The sheep bellowed in horror.

"Uh, I meant chicken!" Sugar yelped as she turned to her waiter... whose eyes widened to see that her waiter was a chicken. "I meant the check!"

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As Bridgette moved six spaces, Amy quickly threw the dice, getting a five.

"In the second Aftermath show 'Suited for Aftermath', what surprise did the hosts get revealed to during that night?" Chris asked.

"That ten of the contestants were still ponies!" Sammy called.

"Correct." Chris said as Ezekiel moved up five spaces. Jasmine then rolled her die, getting a three. "In 'Mystic Isn't Your Color', what did Ella do so bad that she was afraid the Mystic Ponies would punish her for it?"

"She pulled a tag off a pillow." Jasmine said.

"Correct." Chris nodded as Katie moved up three spaces. Ella quickly rolled the dice as Chris read, "In the very first episode, who was the first pony parafried by Tuerto?"

"I don't know!" Dave called. "None of us do!"

"The answer is somebody named 'Carol Flower'. We're still looking for a cure for parafrication, by the way." Chris then pulled a dare card. "Bowl over an entire room of ponies using a bathtub sled!"

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The ponies screamed as a flying bathtub with Topher on it flew up and landed on the other members of the Mane Six.

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As Lindsay moved up five spaces, Twilight looked over to Chris. "We're nearly there! All one of you has to do is land on a square with an exact roll!"

Chris nodded as he turned to the others, "Right! No more questions, no more dares! Just try to get an exact number!"

Scarlett nodded as she looked over. Bridgette was three spaces away. "Okay, get a three, get a three..."

Scarlett rolled... and got a one. Scarlett groaned as Bridgette moved up one.

Beardo looked over to see Ezekiel being five spaces away. Beardo rolled and got a two. Beardo sighed sadly as Ezekiel moved up two spaces.

Jasmine blew on the dice as she started to roll, hoping for a six. "Here we go!"

Jasmine rolled the dice as it landed on a... "Damn it, a five!"

Katie then moved up five spaces as she landed on..."Oh no, DOOM DYNAMITE AGAIN!"

"Right..." Chris started. "To Amy's team, 'Look out For Unexpected Wormholes, They Will Pop out Of Nowhere and Drop You Into A Horrible Realm Of Demons'!"

Everyone yelped as Amy, Sammy and Beardo (Rodney couldn't quite respond) as black holes started popping up, in and out of existence.

"Sugar, Max, Scarlett, and Bridgette will suffer..." Chris said, "A Wood Sprite Curses You, And Now You're Made of Wood!"

Sugar, Max, and Scarlett turned into wood as did Bridgette.

"Shawn, Jasmine, Leonard, Katie, You've Set off A Chain Reaction, And Now You're Gonna Get Burned," Chris said as a fire started up. Everyone in the room screamed in horror.

"Ella, Dave, Topher, Sky, Lindsay..." Chris said as he pulled out a card... and his eyes widened, "Nobody surrounding you, NOT even yourselves, are allowed to breathe until the game is over?!!"

"What?" Sky said in shock. "That isn't possible!"

"Or IS I- ACK!" Sky's second head started before everyone felt like their oxygen was taken away.

Everybody was suffering as they were now on their knees, their faces red and felt ready to explode. Even Chris, Twilight, Ben and the others in the audience (the ones still conscious) couldn't escape their fate.

Ella tried to reach for the dice, but they were too far. Topher, feeling his head ready to explode, grabbed the dice and said in a raspy voice, "Please... be a six..."

Topher then threw the dice as he fainted. Everyone (even the Final Four, suffering the same fate) was watching as the dice rolled and rolled... until it landed on a... three.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME," Sky rasped-screamed as she lifted her hand and slammed it on the floor...

...which caused the dice to flip over, becoming a six.

And that was it; the game was over as a bright light flashed, getting everyone back to normal.

"Did we do it?" Topher panted as Bridgette, Ezekiel, Lindsay and Katie were back to normal size.

"I think we did!" Sky smiled.

"Yes! We survived!" Twilight said in excitement.

"We did it! All the effects of the game have been reversed!" Chris smiled.

"Only the direct effects..." Ben said as he pointed towards the audience.

In the audience, we see most of the audience shaking in fear as the Mane Six now had concussions, a car that Sky drove was still sticking out from the wall, and the flaming knives were still stuck on the ceiling.

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Celestia: Welp, I'm traumatized for life.

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The next morning, whilst the rain was being let up in the Everfree Forest, Gwen was sitting down as she was trying to figure it out. Leshawna, Trent, Eva and Heather (the latter having a huge smile) came in and sat down with Gwen as Trent asked, "Have you been near the outskirts of the cave all night?"

"Yeah...I've been trying to figure out Applejack I's original story. It doesn't match with the ponies. Applejack I said that she was trapped in a book, yet Celestia saw her coming over as she fainted over... and gave her the book..."

"It is odd..." Trent said. "Applejack I said something about Solara being the cause of Applejack I being trapped... but how?"

"This doesn't add up, it just doesn't!" Gwen said.

"Yes, when Applejack I was still in the book, how was she alive to gi-" Heather said before something dawned on her. "-ve her the book..."

The four looked over to Heather as sudden realization kicked in.

"Solara gave Celestia the book! It was Applejack the original's body, but it wasn't Applejack the original!" Leshawna said in realization. "...You know what else? Solara must have possessed Applejack I's body after she sent Applejack I in the book so she could find the eye, but when she couldn't figure it out, she went up to Castle Canterlot and left the book with Celestia so a HUMAN would come over and get it from her, because a HUMAN would figure out hard to decipher clues ponies wouldn't get!"

"You're right!" Heather said. "Solara knew everything the whole time! Maybe by an extent Tuerto knew the whole time too... IF it's even really him, for all we know, it could just be Solara possessing another body! She was waiting for new humans to arrive to get the book, figure out the clues and go after the eye! People who would be adventurous, clever..."

"And stupid," Eva frowned.

"...brave, ingenious..." Heather continued.

"...and stupid," Eva frowned.

"And determined enough for destiny AND determined enough to follow through with it!" Heather said.

"...You know, most of us are pretty stupid." Eva pointed out.

"Well, even if that was true, how could Solara be following us?" Trent asked.

"Oh, she put a tracking spell on the original book."

All five turned to Bucky as he sat with Heather, clutching her hand. "What do you mean?"

"Well, just because I'm crazy to believe a religion that has been supposedly fake to other peoples' eyes, but real in our crazy books, DOESN'T mean it isn't real." Bucky explained. "You see, Solara and Marcie, friends as they are, created these spells to help them get through with their daily religious lives... Solara ended up being the one to use these spells the most of the two. One of these spells she personally invented was a tracking spell."

"I remember reading that book back there that said something about it!" Leshawna said.

"Yep. You see, the tracking spell only works on the original deal, never on copies. Solara was very distinguished in doing that. I'm just saying, Solara is using the tracking spell on the original copy of the book to track down the eye." Bucky explained.

"But we don't have the original book; we had a copy that got destroyed by the original Applejack..." Trent said.

Heather's eyes widened. "We don't have the book... but Cody's team HAS THE ORIGINAL BOOK! Tuerto OR Solara, whoever is in the body, MUST be tracking that to the eye!"

The five stared in shock as Leshawna gulped. "And we can't contact them and warn them!"

"Holy crap, we gotta find the eye before THEY do!" Eva said in shock.

"You're right!" Heather said. "We have to keep marching on and finding the eye!"

"How," Gwen asked. "We don't have a copy of the book..."

"But... you DO have someone who knows EVERY obstacle, INCLUDING where the eye is." Bucky smirked.

Everyone looked at each other... and smiled. Heather said, "Bucky's right! Since he's a volunteer obstacle, HE knows where the eye is! Bucky, can you take us there?"

"Sure, I can do that!" Bucky said as he got up. "But first, you have to defeat me in battle!"

"What?" Heather said in shock.

"Just shove me a little." Bucky said.

Heather paused as she playfully shoved him.

Bucky then acted dramatically. "Ahh, I've been defeated. Come on, everyone, let's go, I'll lead you to where the final destination of the eye is!"

Everyone smiled as they started to follow Bucky. As they walked over, Heather smiled, "You know, Bucky, I'm really hoping to show you off to Alejandro."

"I heard. The snake is going to be punished." Bucky said. "He'll be dangling in piranhas before he knows it."

"Did you know your boyfriend has a sadistic tendency?" Leshawna asked.

"Yeah, but he's protective of me." Heather smiled as Bucky clung on to Heather.

"So, Bucky, what do you know about Marcie and Solara?" Gwen asked.

"I'll fill you in. A long time ago, back in the 1920s..." Bucky started as they continued on their way...

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Meanwhile, back with the Playas Next Door, Brick nodded as he opened the book, the rain now let up. "Come on team, we move forward!"

The others nodded as they went on their way as Sierra asked, "So, what's our last stop?"

"Apparently, we're meeting the Voice of Religion, who will explain all." Brick said. "Hopefully, we'll get there soon."

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A while later, a scowling Twilight put the game and everything involving it in a huge cement box, chained it up, put barbed wire, you name it on the box. The Alicorn didn't hesitate in magically sealing a sign that said "DO NOT OPEN OR YOU WILL REGRET IT;" Anything to keep the events of today from happening again.

Twilight puts it in the catapult while yelling, "FIRE!!!!" Ben pulls the lever, sending the box with the game in flying so fast, who knows where it land? Hopefully far away! "That's that. We should've got rid of the game when we had the chance."

"Well, that was intense." Chris said nervously to mostly everyone who is recovering from the madness that is glaring at him. "And thus, Lindsay’s team won the reward."

"So Chris, what is the reward that you're going to give us?" Dave asks Chris dryly.

"Hmmm, you know what? I don't have anything, we didn't thought of anything."

"Oh, I got one." Sky said calmly. She then pulls out a huge mallet, growling furiously, "Let's pummel Chris for almost killing us!"

Chris yelps as Lindsay, Dave and Sky grabs weapons. And of course, the bad guys and some of the ponies grab weapons of their own. Even the CMC join in, wanting to punish Chris for almost killing everyone for the stunt.

"Oh, well, folks, looks like I am going to be in a lot of pain...so uh...until next time, this is Chris McClean, wishing you to come back for the next episode of TOTAL DRAMA EQUESTRIA, BYE!" Chris exclaims, zipping off quickly.

"Get him!" Rainbow yells out angrily as most of the players, audience, bad guys and ponies chase him. Celestia sighs while shaking her head.

"This is going to be a long night." Celestia said to the camera as we hear Chris screaming like a girl while fading out.

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We then see clips of the next episode as the announcer said, "Next time on a brand new Total Drama Equestria, the final elimination challenge occurs!"

"Wait, wait, FINAL elimination challenge," Bridgette said in confusion.

"Oh, did I forget to tell you? You're not competing in a Final Two for the final episode. You're competing in a Final THREE!" Chris smirked.

Everyone's eyes widened.

"Meanwhile, with the Playas Next Door, will they learn about the story of Marcie and Solara through the Voice of Religion?"

"Tuerto's eye; Oh you mean, SOLARA'S horse eye; Yeah, there's a BIG story behind that." The Voice of Religion (who looked like a grey alien with a bulbous head wearing a religious outfit) laughed. "I can tell you the whole story of Solara and Marcie right now!"

"Uh... sure," Cody said.

"All right then, awesome," The grey alien smiled as he opened the book.

"And once the Final Three is revealed, the eye's location will FINALLY be revealed... but will it be in the last place ANYBODY expects it?"

"WHAT," Chris said as Celestia was fuming.

"ARE YOU BUCKING KIDDING ME!???" Celestia yelled.

"All this and more on the new episode of 'Total Drama Equestria'; don't miss it!!"