On the 24th of September a story was created about six super best friends getting drunk and not remember what they did. Of course many stories have this same concept but one author decided to do something different. Something fun.
And we're damn glad about their return.
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Soul level...99
Heart...23
Attention Span...20
Flexibility...12
Grammar...16
Tryharding...18
Copycating...10 (But don't tell anyone you actually did that)
Poise...0 ( It doesn't do anything for you so don't bother)
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Twilight wipes the sweat off her forehead. Her hooves were shaking and her heart was racing as she looked at the bomb before her. She levitates the pliers closer to one of the many wires. "Red or blue?" she says to herself. "Or green and black?"
"Agent Twilight, come in! I repeat come in!"
The purple pony quickly responds to the call. "RAINBOW DASH! I'M A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW!" Twilight takes a couple of deep breaths to calm her nerves. What kind of manic puts a bomb in a orphanage for adorable puppies and kittens? "Look, I'm sorry but I'm trying to defuse a bomb here!"
"...Are you still mad about drawing the shortest straw?"
"Oh very much so," Twilight looks down at the timer eyes widening with horror. "Oh no! I only have ten seconds left!" she refocuses on the bomb, puts the pliers on the blue wire preparing to cut. "Rainbow Dash?"
"Yes Twi?"
"...I love you," Twilight closes her eyes and cuts the blue wire.
And now back to your regularly scheduled story
Twilight was stunned at the name of Flash Sentry. "Flash Sentry?! Captain Flash Sentry of the Crystal Empire?! That Flash Sentry?!" when her older brother Shinning Armor and sister-in-law Princess Cadence had their first foal a few months ago. Shinning Armor resigned and named Flash Sentry as his successor while he became a family man. Flash was less serious than her brother but he could if needed.
"The very same," Babs confirmed.
Now Twilight was curious, what did they do that made Flash Sentry put them in jail. "Babs, do you know if he's still here in Manehattan?"
Babs looks around uncomfortably biting her lower lip. "Uh, ya mean ya don't remember what happened at Flash Sentry's party?"
The six friends shook their heads. Babs just stared blankly at Twilight and her friends until Applejack broke the silence. "Well it can be that bad could it?"
"I hope it wasn't from another fight," Fluttershy quietly said. Babs widen from surprise, another one? They had one before this one? Rainbow Dash notices this and facehoofs.
"And that's fight number two," she said nonchalantly. "So who is lucky victim number two?"
Babs opens her mouth to give an answer but was cut off by two pegasus ponies. "Boss Rainbow?" Rainbow Dash turns around surprised. Two ponies she hasn't seen in quite some time was walking towards her.
"Flitter, Cloudchaser? What are you two doing here? "Rainbow asked surprised. "I haven't seen you two in a while! I thought you two worked at Barnyard Bargains!"
"We do, but only part time though," Flitter said. "The employees discount is quite nice for our shopping sprees,"
"But what about Button? Does he know that you two are here?" Rarity asked.
Cloudchaser waves a hoof at her. "Psssh, Button is a cool boss he'll make do, but just to be on the safe side we told Diamond to tell him that we wouldn't be in today,"
"If its one pony who could butter him up its her," Flitter added. The rest of the group nod their heads except Babs who just looked on unaware of what they were talking about.
"Uh excuse me here but what are yas talkin about," Babs interrupted. "It thought that Button was dating Sweetie Belle?"
"He is," Fluttershy replied.
Now poor Babs was really confused. "But she made it sound like Diamond was dating him instead,"
"Well, you see Babs, Button, Sweetie and Diamond have a, uh...interesting relationship," Rarity commented.
"And by interesting, we mean he has two fillyfriends," Rainbow finished.
"RAINBOW!" Rarity yelled,
"What? Its not like its a secret or anything, everypony in Ponyville knows about it," Rainbow said shrugging. "Except Diamond's father."
Everypony just stands awkwardly looking around the train station. They really didn't understand how exactly Filthy Rich didn't see that his daughter was in some sort of relationship, if you could even call it that at this point. And its not like they're very secretive about it either, sometimes Button would be with Sweetie or Diamond, or both at the same time.
"Well I guess what cuz told me in her letters were true then," Babs sheepishly remarked. "Oh! How is she doin?"
"She's doin fine," Applejack said smiling. "Ta doctor said that the little one would be arriving any day now, we're throwing a big celebration for the new member to the family, Ah assume you'll be there?"
Babs nods her head eagerly. "Of course! I cant wait to see the little guy when he arrives,"
Twilight rolls her eyes in annoyance. She had to find Flash Sentry before he left town and tells her parents or worse, "Hey that's great and all but we HAVE to find Flash!" Twilight said getting topic back on track. "Do you know where he is?"
"Shucks, Ahm so glad Ah didn't wake up next to Twilight married," Applejack muttered.
In one of Manehatten's very fancy hotels, Captain Flash Sentry slept soundly in his king sized bed with a mare on each foreleg. After that wild party he and his three companions threw last night the young captain didn't want to awaken from his peaceful slumber. This was one of those moments that he was glad that Commander Shinning Armor gave him some time off duty.
And by give him some time off, I mean kicked him out. So with the entire night off he took his friends, Silver Hawk, Arrowhead, and Vic Viper and headed off to Manehatten to party, and the night was going well until Twilight and her friends showed up completely trashed.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Flash Sentry groggily opens his eyes, he looks at the mares that slept with him and smiles. He sits up and his face and ears dropped down.
Because there was a stallion dangerously close to his crotch. Like really close. Like so close that he could feel his breath, that close.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Ignoring the stallion groaning as he hopped off the bed, Flash slowly trots to the front door and opens it without looking through the eyehole.
A mistake that was about to cost him dearly as a very familiar purple unicorn mare stood in the doorway looking quite upset. "Hello Captain Flash Sentry, I think you and I need to talk,"
Flash Sentry doesn't say a word, all he does is slowly close the door and locks it as his three friends entered the front room yawning.
"Hey Cap, who was that knocking on the door like that THIS early?" asked Silver Hawk. "Was it housekeeping again? Although that maid was quite the cutie, I wish she could have stayed last night,"
Captain Sentry slowly turns around with a distraught look on his face. "Run, Twilight's here,"
"Huh?" they asked in unison
"I SAID RUN! TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS HERE!"
Hearing the name Twilight Sparkle caused all three of them to snap fully awake.
"Wait, Twilight Sparkle?! You mean Commander Armor's little sister and the one we got the cops on?! That Twilight Sparkle?!" asked Vic Viper.
"Well, she and her friends were quite unruly last night," added Arrowhead.
They can hear Twilight banging on the door again. Silver Hawk backs away from the door fearing she might break it down. "Well, I think she's mad."
"Quite mad." added Vic Viper
"What do we do Captain?" panicked Arrowhead.
Flash Sentry looks behind at the door, then at his friends, then back to the door again. "Men, I think now is a good time to PANIC!"