I've been in this world for five minutes, and I still can't believe what's going on. During those five minutes, the white alicorn with the colorful wavily hair, who called herself Princess Celestia has been explaining things to me. She'd introduce me to the three other alicorns in the room, and tell me that I was in a country called Equestria, and how it was inhabited by three types of ponies: Earth, Unicorn, and Pegasi. Now normally, this would be a fantasy land that many little girls would come to and enjoy, but like I said, a fantasy, a myth, how could a place like this even exist? Why does it exist?
"I suppose you're wondering why I had brought you here, am I right?" Celestia said, snapping me out of my trail of thoughts. I looked dead in her eyes.
I responded, raising my voice "Yeah! You better tell me why I'm here and what the hell is going on before I kick your horsey ass!" I poked her on the chest, At least I thought that was her chest, kind of hard to tell.
The other alicorns seemed to be taken aback by choice of words and tone. The blue one looked like she was ready to unleash hell, shooting a razor cutting glare at me, will the other two took two steps back away from me. I finally calmed down, as did the others who had also seemed to have settled down after being a bit scared by my actions. I just wanted to know what I was doing here, and why I wasn't back in my apartment in Chicago. Celestia finally spoke.
"Well we have brought you here because we need your help."
She sounded serious this time, not all giddy and monotoned like she was when she brought me to this place called Equestria. I was really curious about the sudden change in attitude. I crossed my arms are continued asking
"What do you mean you need my help and what exactly is it that you need my help?" I continued talking "Me, something from another world who was and still is, tired from a walk that I just took around the streets of Chicago."
"Chekago, Whats that?" the purple alicorn asked.
I got a bit frustrated at how she mispronounced and insulted the city I was from. My home. I took great pride in my hometown when I still wrestling in the WWE, and I still do. I was proud to be from that city, and represent it for what it is while I was battling in the ring, against John Cena, Chris Jericho, and even that stupid manager with his people power bullsit, John Laurinaitis.
"That's the city of which I am from, and its pronounced 'Chicago'. Chi-ca-go." I answered. After that, she still looked at me even more confused.
"Oh. Well, what a strange name to call a city." the purple alicorn stated.
I thought to myself ("My city's name is weird? Do you know that Equestrian is a term in my world, where people ride horses as a sport.")
Celestia finally interrupted "Well you see CM Punk-"
"Please" I interrupted, raising my hand "Just, call me Punk."
"Very well. You see Punk, a great treat has come over us, and over our nation." I kept on listening, seeing if there was a good reason, as to why she brought me here. A treat to them and their nation? Still what did it have to do, with me. Celestia continued "The Land of the Minotaurs has threatened us, with war." My eyes widened.
("Minotaurs? War?") Its like I said, I studied mythology when I was in High School. Even though it was a long time ago, I still remembered everything. I was about to lose my trail of focus on the issue when I suddenly remembered my feud with Jeff Hardy. The battles we did, how personal it had gotten between us. I pushed out those memories from my head, and continued listening to Celestia.
"The Minotaurs want to extend their land into some of the territories in Equestria. We turned them down, and they're very furious with us disagreeing with terms they've given us. Now they have threatened to take all of Equestria by force."
"Why'd you say no to them if they were gonna do something this?" I asked "I see nothing wrong with giving some parts of land to outsiders."
Celestia closed her eyes and signed. "Let's just say....I don't trust them."
"So now these Minotaurs are preparing for war, to take this place, by force?"
"Yes"
I was just standing there thinking to myself about what I could do. Did she bring me here so I could be Equestria's new military advisor or something? I didn't know jack-shit about leading an army. "But" Celestia said from out of nowhere "They did give us one task, and that if we succeed, they'll spare us and leave Equestria alone."
Curious, I listened to this so called "task" that was given
"The Minotaurs said, if someone were to go through single close quarters combat with one of their best figthers, and win, they would leave Equestria, and never return." Celestia finished.
Now I understood where this was going, she brought me here to be here savior, her knight in shining armor. She wanted me to be the one to go into combat with a single Minotaur, so that she could save her kingdom, and her subjects. Celestia slitty approached me, with worried looks in her eyes. I think she was afraid that I would refuse to help. Still I don't understand, why couldn't she have gotten someone else like, John Cena, The Rock, or even Undertaker. Why did she pick me? What about someone from UFC like, Brock Lesnar, Alister Overeem, or even Jason David Frank.
Celestia then continued "Punk, you are the only one I trust with this task, I've seen you in action against alot of your opponents, and you are a mighty impressive fighter. I ask- actually, I beg you to help us. But if you don't want to, then I will respect your decision, and I'll send you back to Chicakego."
"Chicago." I added.
"Right, sorry." Celestia apologized
I didn't know if she was trying to guilt tripping me or anything. I just wanted to go back home and get some rest, live my life in the world of "humans", cause from the looks of it, there were none here in Equestria. I also had to train for a match I was gonna have with Green Power Ranger. Yet, at the same time, Celestia seemed to have had complete confidents in me, I don't know why. Even though I'm a bit- well a big jerk, I can't just turn her down like this. The other alicorns also had concerned looks on their faces, with their eyes telling me to please help them. The weight of pressure finally con caved on me.
"All right" Celestia and the others perked up to my response "I can't turn away from you guys like this" I crossed my arms together "I'll help you."
Suddenly everyone in the room went from concerned to overjoyed.
Celestia spoke "Thank You, Punk."
"Now, that I've agreed to this, what do we do now?" I asked
"We of course start preparing." Celestia answered. "I'll contact the Minotaurs, and tell them that somepony, or in this case, someone, has accepted the challenge." Celestia then looked to her Pupil "Twilight?"
"Yes Princess?"
"Would you take Punk with you to Ponyville, and let him stay there until I have sorted out everything?"
"Of course Princess."
"Good, Punk, you will go with Princess Twilight to her home, and stay there until you have heard from me about anything."
I simply nodded at her.
I could have said no to her, and to this task that she had offered me, but like I said I couldn't turn them down like that, even if I am a jerk. Plus I haven't had a match in a while now, I would very much like to kick someones ass, especially in another world. I always go around boasting to everyone that I am the best in the world on my planet. And now, I can show these ponies of another world, just why I call myself the best. They will forever remember the name, of CM Punk.
(A little tribute to CM Punk, The Best In The World)