Pony Split
Chapter 26 - Run
Ark's POV
"So they go and get married, huh?" Nightmare Moon said incredulously.
"Oh, I just adore weddings! We should get them a gift, maybe a little bit of chaos..." Discord suggested, his claws beginning to glow.
"No, no. Save it for when we actually face them. Besides, I'm sure they are having a little chaos of their own right now," I retorted.
"Is that so?"
"Yes, in fact, I'm sure of it. They no doubt are very flustered at the moment."
"Well, fine. So why are we here again?"
"We are plotting our evil scheme to bring ruin to Equestria, are we not?" Nightmare inquired.
"That is correct," I said with a grin.
"Alright, but quick question. If your alternates have gotten married, does that mean you two are as well?" Discord asked with a smug grin.
I immediately bucked him in the stomach, "No you imbecile!"
"Seriously Discord, can you not go without chaos for a microsecond?" Nightmare spat.
He shrugged off the blow and said, "Meh, it's an obsession."
I waved my hoof, "Whatever, back to business, unless you want to make anymore witty remarks."
"No, but I think Nightmare might."
I sighed, "Yes?"
"Well it's more of an observation," she said.
"Go on."
"Why do you have a wing?"
"Ah, so you had noticed. Very good. Well as you know, me and Pure Heart once shared a body."
"Alright."
"As well, you know when a mortal pony is married to an alicorn, they also become an alicorn."
"Yes, so?"
"So, Pure Heart did not become an alicorn because when we split, I took half of his heart, the evil half. So he does not have a complete heart, therefore, only has one wing. Since I have the other half..."
"You got the other wing," Discord exclaimed.
"Brilliant deduction, Sherlock." I rolled my eyes.
"So what are you planning to do about the wing imbalance?" Nightmare asked.
"Oh you will see. Now onto the actual battle strategy."
"Okay, well I want my revenge on those prissy little Elements for encasing me in stone," Discord demanded.
"Granted, though what will your strategy be this time. We all know how your maze plan went last time."
"Pfft. Of course, what makes you think I was going with that again?" He shifted his eyes back and forth repeatedly.
"... That was your plan, wasn't it?"
He cast his eyes downward, "Maybe..."
Facehoof. "Okay let's discuss your plan will be. Afterward, we will discuss the plans to take out Celestia, Luna, the guards, and Pure Heart."
"Agreed." They both confirmed.
Hours later
"Alright, so my armies of mutants will take care of Celestia and the guards. Nightmare Moon will do away with Luna. Discord of course has the Elements. And I will have my way with Pure Heart. Are we all agreed?"
"Yes."
"Good, then our plans will take effect one month after their honeymoon. That will give us plenty of time to prepare. As of now this meeting is adjourned."