//------------------------------// // Nine: Din, Farore and Nayru! Wait... WHAT? // Story: The Non-Equestrian Equestrian Hero // by New Dawn //------------------------------// I woke up to a very weird start today... "Navi... Where are you!?" I shouted as I awoke in a pitch black room. "Right here..." She muttered sleepily. "Welcome... Hero of Twilight, Time and all inbetween." A heavenly voice said. "We've been waiting for you to arrive." A different voice said, sounding more serious than the last one. "You won't believe the trouble we went through!" A more perkier voice said. "Farore!" Two of the three voices shouted. "Wait... SLOW DOWN!!! You're the creators of the triforce, Hyrule, And all in between?!" I shouted in disbelief. "So, you can talk... Why haven't you said anything in the past?" The more serious sounding voice said. "Uhh, I ain't the person you're lookin' for..." I said, backing away. I looked to Navi for support, but she was being a lazy fatflank, snoozing away. "Why do you say that? You're garbed in green, and you have the master sword, not to mention a hylian shield." The voice I assumed was Din said. "I'm no hero... I'm just a cosplayer with a cosplay gone wrong..." I said, expecting lighting and thunder to erupt from the sky. "So... you're not the hero of legends? But, you're the only one we detected with that signature, besides the small... thing sleeping next to you." Farore said, all perkiness in her voice gone. "Look, I just... I just bought a crystal and I'm magically here, and able to turn into a wolf as I please... It's a little stressful, mind you, and a bit lonely..." I said, sighing. A heavy silent hung in the hair for about a minute before the voice I assume was Nayru said "We have consulted our ideas for a while, and since you're the only hope in this world, besides the other magical traces we picked up, We grant you this." A red gem shaped like a rupee descended from the heavens. It had a triforce carved into the side. "I've seen there is a numerous of stranded people like you, turned into creatures or beings of evil, good, or in between." Din said, as I grasped the present that they gave me. "So..." I said, flipping the gem around. "So, we'll be able to send that around those universes to anyone who finds them." Farore said. "But I thought that you only could create, not do this other crazy goddess slash god stuff!" I said. "You'll be surprised of how much free time we have after creating hyrule." Din said. "We go off to other universes and have fun with the other gods and goddesses that live there." Farore said, laughing. I saw Navi was starting to yawn. She got up and staggered over to me. "Who's the voices..." She said, yawning. "Uh, Navi, Meet Din, Farore and Nayru." They each greeted Navi and Navi greeted them back. "Anyways, Press the triforce on the side and record a message." Nayru instructed. I did as she said and watched at the gem glowed a soft red. I quickly though of what to record. I smiled smugly. "I AM THE MIGHTY WARRIOR, HEATHER!" I started. "No you're not." Navi said, trying to interupt my moment of glory. "Shut up Navi! Ignore her... I guess to call, Touch the triforce? I'm new to this and I don't know how I got this..." "You summoned it...." Said Navi, lying about me summoning it. "SHUT UP NAVI!!!" I yelled as she climbed on my shoulders laughing. I sighed and said quietly "Changelings... You can't live with them, without them annoying you..." I cleared my throat and said "Call if you need anything... I'm just a sword for hire so what can go wrong?" It stopped glowing red as it was picked up into the air. The three goddesses began chanting as it was surrounded by a blue crystal and shattered into many different pieces. They all entered different colored portals, suddenly the portals closed. "Its time to go now, Heather." Din said, as I started to feel sleepy again. "Ok, I guess... By-" I said as I fell to the ground.