//------------------------------// // Episode Twenty-One: Over an Aftermath // Story: Total Drama Equestria // by JusSonic //------------------------------// "This crossover of My Little Pony and Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens or ponies. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get messed up." ----------------- We see a flashing logo on the screen before a title appears with the three letters 'TDE' and the last word underneath it...'Aftermath'. Soon we see clips from the show... (Clips from episode fifteen) As soon as the hosts but Rainbow and Pinkie disappeared, the rest of the others went back to their regular lives as Rainbow turned to the ten remaining Total Drama players. "I suppose you're wondering why Chris isn't here..." "May as well he shouldn't be here." Noah frowned. "He doesn't even care about any of us anyway!" "Oh whoa, whoa. What makes you think that?" Pinkie asked. "Of course Chris cared about you!" All ten blinked before laughing as Bridgette said, "Oh right, since when did he ever CARE for us?" "Most of Island and Action," Pinkie pointed out. "Remember, in Island, Chris actually did allow people to communicate to the other teams..." "Well..." Ezekiel paused. "He had a vendetta towards me! He doesn't even like me, eh!" "And when did the vendetta start? Not on Total Drama Island, your first season," Pinkie said. "Okay, maybe I annoyed Chris too much in World Tour, but he never gave me a chance!" Ezekiel frowned. "And back in Action, who helped take care of Owen and fixed up his jaw, concerned for his safety?" Pinkie smiled as Rainbow blinked. "Okay, you've got to hook me on that show sometime." Rainbow said. "Fortunately, I have DVR recordings of all the seasons. Tonight, we can start watching it." Pinkie smiled. "How can Chris ever care for us? He is a sadistic ass!" Dawn frowned. "Let's sit down." Rainbow said as she, Pinkie and the ten people sat down. "It is true that Chris is a sadist, but at the same time, I kinda feel sorry for him." All ten contestants stared at Rainbow in shock as Scott said, "You actually feel sorry for him?" "Yeah," Pinkie nodded. "There he is, hosting the show day after day, only prompted by mounds of cold, heartless money. I don't like to see any living thing caged up." Everyone blinked in shock as B said, "Chris McClean in a cage?" Meanwhile, back with Noah, Katie, B and Dawn, the four had just arrived to a nearby place where Dawn had sensed Pinkie and Izzy's auras. Noah then looked ahead as he jumped in shock. "Uh, hey guys, I found them! But you are NOT gonna believe this!" Noah spoke off to tell the others he found who they were looking for with a bizarre expression. "What is it Noah, what..." Katie almost said until she stopped at that moment. Soon when the group caught up to finally located Pinkie Pie and Izzy, they didn't just find them, they also found... CLONES OF THEM! And just to tell apart the real ones from the clones, Izzy and Pinkie Pie wore an outfit that had badges saying 'REAL IZZY' & 'REAL PINKIE PIE' on them and wore funny hats. "Oh my God..." B, Dawn, Noah and Katie groaned as two Izzys and two Pinkies were waving hello to them. "Okay, I did NOT see this coming!" B spoke off in being stumped... surprised at what they are seeing. "I almost wonder if our hosts did," Dawn asked. "Maybe... I'm not sure..." Noah said. "Hi, guys!" Pinkie smiled. "You're just about to join us for our round!" Alright, ready to do this Pinkie Pie?" Izzy spoke off to her pal in seeing it's time for them to begin. "Right, let's do our own version of 'Step In Time' from Mary Poppins!" Pinkie Pie smiled off to say this in what they’ll do... it’s time to sing! "Step In Time!" Izzy shouted off to the crowds. "Step In Time!" Pinkie Pie also shouted this off to anyone listening. "Step In Time!/Step In Time!/Step In Time!" One Pinkie clone, then three Pinkie clones, then five Izzy clones shouted out while popping around the spot. "Step In Time!" Pinkie Pie and Izzy sang off together in seeing what it’s time to do here. "Step In Time!" Pinkie Pie pointed to one section to make her clones appear. "Step In Time!" Izzy pointed to another section to make her clones. "Come on, everybody, Step In Time!" Pinkie and Izzy said as they did some motions. "Step In Time!" The Pinkie and Izzy clones did the exact same thing. (A clip from episode sixteen) The crowd was gathered around the ring, waiting for the match to begin. "I wonder what's going to happen soon." Geoff said as he sat down, "Oughta be awesome!" "Something about this seems too familiar." Cameron said in concern. The whole ring sounds familiar. Soon within the crowd awaiting word, their wait was over when there were voices speaking from loud speakers. "Greetings, fellow ponies, Dragons and humans in the audience," Chris's voice was heard all of a sudden. "Wait! Is that Chris McClean?" Ben asked. "Well, it sounds like him." Fluttershy slowly spoke. From up in the audience, Duncan groaned as he said, "Do you ever have a feeling that when you're right, you're right?" Courtney could only smirk. Above, there was a glass box booth where Chris and Chef were there behind protective glass, as they held mikes near them while having a grand view of everything. "Under a special occupation, I have been selected to host today's sport event. And with me here is another selected member to be my partner in announcing the events here to you all, Chef Hatchet." Chris explained. "Now listen up, what you're about to see may be a sport event not seen much, so if it's too much for any softies, they know where the exit door is." Chef issued. "Now, now, maybe by the time this is over, they'll grow to enjoy this." Chris smiled. "Right, as even the Royal Princesses is magically having this be a LIVE feed by magic window portals all over." Chef rolled his eyes, "Not only that, but the Mane Six and their friends are here to watch the event themselves, giving their support whenever needed!" "Oh, we're being televised! Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Cake! Hi, Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake," Pinkie Pie waved randomly. "And even our eliminated contestants from our other show is here, give a wave, guys!" Chris called. The eliminated contestants could only groan, as of course Chris would give special shout out to them, but they waved nevertheless. "And now, get ready... for our sport event is...WRESTLEMANIA!" Chef announced forth with a loud, booming voice of what they'll be seeing here. Many of the ponies that heard this were making louder cheers and stomping hooves in feeling like it's the sport none have seen in quite a while. "Wait! They're having a wrestle sport event?" Twilight yelped when she heard it from the side line. "They told me this was going to be a water balloon fight!" (Clips from episode seventeen) Meanwhile, with Katie, she was now sobbing as she was still adjusting her wig as Noah sat down next to her. "Come on, Katie Kat, it's not too bad." Noah tried to comfort her. "You don't understand. Sadie was the one who started the pony tail craze, and I always wore the same hairstyle as Sadie." Katie explained. "I wear the same clothes, she wears the same clothes. But if she has the same hairstyle, I have the same hairstyle. It's a twin thing. I'm in charge of clothes to wear, she's in charge of hairstyle... Sadie's going to be upset if she watches this." -------------- "Now, earlier in the auction, Harold was given a chance to change somebody's name, until the end of the day, which is the elimination ceremony." Discord said as he opened up the envelope. "Let's reveal the new name on whom, shall we?" Harold gave a smirk as Scott was seen whistling innocently. "The new name that Harold wrote down is..." Discord paused. "...Ugly Bitches." Harold jumped. "What? That's not what I wrote!" "And the person that is dubbed Ugly Bitches are..." Discord paused. "My my, this is interesting. Seems Harold wrote down the Mane Six, Celestia and Luna's names." Everybody's eyes widened as they were now glaring at Harold. Celestia frowned as she said, "Are you calling us ugly?" "That's not what I wrote!" Harold tried to argue the point. "Harold, can you handwrite my name to compare?" Luna asked as she conjured up a piece of paper and a pen. "Oh, certainly!" Harold said, writing Luna's name, then giving it to her. Luna looked at the paper Harold gave her, then turned towards Celestia, who nods. "Yep, this is the same handwriting." Harold's eyes widened. "WHAT???" Celestia and Luna frowned as Celestia glared at Harold. "Well, Harold... looks like we have a LOT to consider..." "I can't believe you called us ugly bitches!" Pinkie glared at Harold. "And we're stuck with these names until the end of the day!" "Don't worry, everything will be fine." Ben said, comforting them. Chris chuckled as he said, "Seems there is to be some animosity... well, the auction is officially over..." Everyone nodded as they started to leave, Harold still in utter confusion on what happened. "I swear, I didn't write all that, Ugly Bitches!" Harold started to explain to the leaving Twilight. "Stop calling us that!" Twilight frowned. "You're not helping your case." "I'm trying to say your real names, but that other name keeps coming out!" Harold tried to explain. "Save it!" Twilight glared as she turned around and started to walk off. (Clips from episode eighteen) Chris then pushed the button on the remote control as a bright light flashed everywhere... when the light cleared, Discord and Chef were still here, but they were in opposite spots, as Luna was now in the chair where Chris was. Luna then said, in Chris's voice, "Huh. That didn't do nothing..." "Yeah, it only turned you into Princess Luna!" Chef, in Discord's voice, laughed... then yelped as he covered his mouth. "Say, wait a minute..." "Whoa, what the hey?" Discord, in Chef's voice, said as he looked down at his body. "What happened to my body? I feel all weird, like I want to spread chaos..." "MCCLEAN!" Chris, in Luna's body, yelped as he saw his body with an angry face, and Ben Mare walking in. Ben Mare, speaking in Celestia's voice, starts, "Would you kindly explain how I'm in my son's body?" "Uh..." Chris, in Luna's body, paused. "Oh, get this. He's trying to dominate the world, but he's failing so miserably at it!" Discord laughed. Celestia, in Ben's body, groaned, "Really, Chris; You want to dominate the world?" "Hey, a man has to have dreams, doesn't he?" Chris, in Luna's body, shrugged. "Yes, McClean, and you are in big trouble!" Luna, in Chris's body, frowned. "Change us back this minute." "Uh...I can't." Chris chuckled nervously. "WHAT?" Celestia, Luna, Discord and Chef, in different bodies, jumped. "Seems that I took a lot of energy from the remote... and the radius was wide from Ponyville to Canterlot, so it probably affected everyone. Regardless, if I tried it again, we'd be in different bodies." Chris, in Luna's body, explained. "Oh, now what do we do!" Chef in Discord's body groaned. "My poor son... stuck in my body..." Celestia in Ben Mare's body sighed. "My poor student and her friends are probably going to wake up and find themselves acting differently..." "And the remaining contestants..." Luna in Chris's body groaned. "They are going to be pissed..." Chris smirked. "Sounds like a perfect new challenge... Discord, I want you to find the remaining contestants, they're all probably sleeping. Teleport them to different areas in Ponyville so that it won't be easy to track them down..." Discord, in Chef's body, smirked, "On it!" Discord in Chef's body started to snap his fingers... then paused as he realized nothing was happening, "Uh... now what?" "I'll do it!" Chef in Discord's body sighed as he held up his fingers. "I mean, it's chaos, it can't be that hard!" Chef, in Discord's body, snapped his fingers as he disappeared. Celestia, in Ben's body, sighed. "I don't know what challenge you have in mind, McClean, but hopefully, it buys us enough time to change us back to normal..." "No problem at all!" Chris, in Luna's body, smiled. "I can do this!" "I hope to Celestia you do." Luna, in Chris' body, glared. -------------------- "B? You changed back to normal?" Dawn/Lindsay smiled eagerly. "Of course; I found Scott, who had this with him." Scott/B smiled as he held up the remote. "We already changed back, and I figure I find you guys." Lindsay/Dawn gasped as she took the remote. "Give it to us, please, B?" "Of course," Scott/B said as he gave the remote to Lindsay. Dawn/Lindsay and Lindsay/Dawn smiled as they both held hands and pushed the button on the remote... a few moments later, after a bright flash, Lindsay and Dawn were standing on opposite ends. "Whoa!" Apple Bloom/Diamond Tiara said in amazement. "Let us try, let us try!" Sweetie Belle/Scootaloo and Scootaloo/Sweetie Belle said. The two changed ponies then grabbed the remote as they pushed the button together... a flash later, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were back to normal. "YAY," Sweetie Belle said in excitement. "I'm back to normal." "And it feels good to be back." Scootaloo smiled. "Say, would it be all right if we took this remote?" Apple Bloom/Diamond Tiara asked. "Yeah, we can use it to change everyone back." Scootaloo smiled. "Go ahead." Dawn smiled as she felt her head. "Just remember to give it to Noah and Ezekiel OR Bridgette and Katie when you're nearly done or if they ask." "YAY," The Cutie Mark Crusaders (Apple Bloom still in Diamond Tiara's body) gave a cheer as they took the remote and ran off. "I don't have those voices in my head anymore!" Lindsay smiled. "Well, mind, I'm back now..." Dawn sighed. "Seems Lindsay let out a lot of you out of the bottles... don't worry, I'll straighten everything out..." Dawn nodded. "That should probably take a couple of hours, so looks like we're free for the rest of the day." "Say, Dawn, I was wondering..." Scott/B paused. "Yes, B," Dawn asked. "Should we go on another date, you and me?" Scott/B asked, giving a smile. "I want this to be a chance to... know each other a little better, if you know what I mean..." "Oh?" Dawn paused... then her eyes widened. "Oh!" She then smiled. "Oh, B, of course I would! I'd love to go out on a date with you." Scott/B gave a big smirk (nobody noticed it) as he said, "That's great!" (A clip from episode nineteen) Scarlet sighed in annoyance as she spoke, "Look, don't complain, that's what it says. Anyway, it says here the words are located on two rival swords, which, when combined together, form the magic words. Recite these words, and the wall will be gone..." "But... we don't have any swords! We don't have any weapons!" Heather exclaimed to Scarlett in disbelief. "Once again, we hit another dead end..." Gwen sighed in frustration. Without the swords, the quest is at a dead end. Scarlett glanced into the book while speaking, "Here, maybe this'll help... according to the book, the swords are as follows... the Magnificent Sword of Truth, and the Majestic Sword of Balance. Put the blades next to each other and the words shall appear." "Majestic Sword of Balance... Magnificent Sword of Truth... where have I heard that before?" Celestia asked thoughtfully, recalling the sword's name for some reason. "I get that Majestic Sword of Balance used to be a Mystic Weapon... but this Magnificent Sword of Truth, I don't believe I've heard of that..." Luna said in concern, wondering if her sister may have info. "It was said to be a missing Mystic Weapon for a long time..." Celestia explained to everyone in the room. "Celestia is right. While the others were doing research on the book, I decided to do some research on many of the Mystic Ponies' past... and I found out that long ago, there used to be a ruler that was known to wield two swords... but one day, a young pony that worked the stalls stole one of the swords and ran off into the night, without anybody knowing..." Scarlett said as she explained the story of the missing sword. "Wow, that's so like... way back before things like Seeker were born!" Sadie exclaimed in amazement. No wonder why ponies have trouble recalling it. "Right. Anyway, people have searched long and hard for the pony that took the sword, it took months... but when they finally found that pony...he was already close to dead... and the sword was nowhere to be found, so it was assumed to be a lost sword..." Scarlett said with a nod. That means that the pony who stole it must've lost the Magnificent Sword of Truth at one point. "HEY! CAN I BE LET OUT NOW?!" Max demanded angrily to be let out of his prison. Everyone snapped angrily to Max, "SHUT UP!" They don't want to hear him right now. Luna turned her attention back to Scarlett as she asked, "Was there anything else?" "One of the final words that the pony spoke was that a strange pony like character in a bandanna and eye patch attacked him, took the sword, and just went out to sea with it... the Mystic Ponies looked everywhere, but they had found no trace of the sword..." Scarlett explains, revealing as to what happened to the thief that stole the sword. Everyone paused, then Discord asked, "Is there... anything else?" "Well, there is one more thing in the Mystic Realm book saying that about three hundred years ago, a young cabin pony who was sailing with his family got shipwrecked on an island, half mad with thirst and exposure to the sun. Before he died, he swore he had seen an island ruled by ponies that were... pirates." Scarlett said, recalling a story involving an island which seems to be ruled by pirates. "Pirates?" Nyx asked in fascination. "Where?" Twilight asked in wonder. "Big deal." Rainbow remarked with a smile. "We met Hoofbeard, remember, girls?" "Oh, Ah know Ah do." Applejack nodded in agreement. "Pirates?" Nyx asked in fascination. "Where?" Celestia asked Scarlett in wonder. Scarlett groaned in frustration, "Unfortunately, there is no such place. I've looked ALL around in all the books, every bit of Equestrian history there was... and I'm sorry to say that Pirate Skull Island simply does not exist." Katie, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Dawn, Noah and Lindsay jumped in surprise. Pirate Skull Island?! As in... (A clip from episode twenty) As soon as Jade Emperor nodded, he turned to the others, "I'm sorry we keep causing you trouble. Mystic Ponies may fight with honor, but we take thing REALLY seriously at times. I apologize if we did anything that offended you humans." "Oh, they didn't bother us... though I can't believe they would beat humans!" Bridgette frowned. "For goodness sake, the BIBLE, the freaking Bible..." "We know, we know, religion did this and people get beaten, but we just like following Chinese rule." Mystic Tao shrugged. "Well, regardless, you're all free to go..." Jade Emperor said. "Thank you for my swords back, sorry for the misunderstanding..." "That's all right." Celestia said. "Though I don't think we'll be coming back to the Mystic Realm after a while... not with our friends around, so until the Mystic Realm can tone down the violent aspects, we probably won't be stepping foot into it again..." "Probably not until a possible sequel, anyway," Pinkie pointed out. "Come along, we better get going..." Celestia said. Topher frowned as he felt around his pocket. "My phone! My pictures with Chris! That stupid dragon confiscated my phone!" About a minute later, Seeker suddenly appeared with a sign as he put it down and hammered it up, enunciating each word every time he hammered the sign. "DON'T! TOUCH; THE; MYSTIC; WEAPONS!" He hammered the sign after the sentence as Seeker nodded. He then disappeared as he said, "And I'm keeping the phone as evidence for a crime!" Topher frowned, "Hmph!" "We better get going." Celestia said. "We had a long day..." -------------- JUSSONIC AND TOONWRITER PRESENTS... AN ORANGE RATCHET PRODUCTION... We see an intro like in every season of Total Drama as well as 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. Twilight Sparkle and Spike yelped upon popping up cameras in their balloons, but ignored them as Rainbow Dash flew around and started charging towards the town of Ponyville, where the pony versions of our favorite Total Drama players were currently residing. Down below, we see Beth and Brady talking a little bit as Cody was seen looking at two pictures, wondering which one he should choose. Twilight Sparkle and Spike landed nearby as they passed by Gwen and Trent, who were laughing together as Geoff came along. Twilight smiled as she saw her friends and Ben (the latter seemed to be holding Scott and Alejandro down on his hooves), as Josh was smiling in interest and Blaineley was instantly jumping up and down in excitement. Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine You guys are on my mind You asked me what I wanted to be And now I think the answer is plain to see I want to be famous Rainbow Dash was seen smiling as she, along with a floating Bridgette, was seen charging over towards Heather, who seemed to be hiding something in her bag, causing her to sneer at the two. Leshawna could only roll her eyes as Sam and Dakota were seen laughing with each other. I'm really having lots of fun; But we are really on the run; I have to be brave on the soul, But I only have one important goal, I want to be famous! We then see Pinkie Pie blowing up some balloons as Harold was watching, Duncan and Courtney could only smirk as they were holding some water balloons... but then the two yelped as Izzy suddenly swung down, holding some dynamite, throwing it at the couple, whose eyes widened hard. We then see Rarity posing seductively as Katie and Sadie were seen squealing, Katie pulling a surprised Noah over from his comfort zone as she hugged him tight. Noah couldn't help but smile a little bit, as he clung back onto Katie, but Ezekiel were seen laughing a bit as Eva was strapped to a chair, trying to squirm her way out of a make-up session with Rarity. I have to be in this game, In order to claim some fame, Everything hangs in the balance of life, As we take everything in strife, I want to be famous! We later see Applejack kicking some apples off the tree as Sierra was busy helping out on the farm, Brick ordering Lightning, Staci, Cameron, and Jo to run laps around the area, though Jo and Lightning were a little less than pleased to run around. We then see Fluttershy and Dawn feeding an apple to Angel as he gobbled it down. DJ and B were seen gathering a few bears around the area as Sasquatch as Owen and Anne Maria were seen being carried around by a pack of zebras, both of them yelping as they were trying to call for help. I want to live close to the sun Well, pack your bags cause I've already won. Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day Cause I want to be famous We then see Twilight and Lindsay both wearing their crowns as they were smiling, Tyler coming near Lindsay as Mike, Zoey, and Justin (the latter of which seemed beat up) held the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Nyx as the entire Total Drama contestants, the Mane Six, Discord, and Ben Mare posed for a quick picture as Spike and Phobos took the picture. Spike then rolled the paper as he used his dragon magic to blow it over to Celestia. Nanana'nanaana nana nana I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous Inside the throne room of Castle Canterlot, as Celestia and Luna waited, they noticed the letter coming in as it formed, and they were about to look inside... I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous ...when Chris and Chef popped in and took the letter, Chef accidentally ripping up part of the letter as Chris blinked in embarrassment. Celestia and Luna could only groan as the camera popped over to seeing the entire gang in their normal human forms gathering together and whistling the last bit of the song, unknowing that in the background was a mysterious figure with a glowing red eye peering in from the window, the screen fading to back, as the last eerie notes from the song 'Chim Chim Cheree- East Winds' played. TOTAL DRAMA EQUESTRIA BASED OFF THE CREATIONS OF HASBRO/LAUREN FAUST AND TOM MCGILLIS WRITTEN BY JUSSONIC, ORANGE RATCHET AND TOONWRITER -------------- Episode Twenty-One: Over an Aftermath We see the same logo from before then returns to a familiar gym/set. The kids of the Equestria Girls cheers wildly as the next Aftermath Show with Geoff and Vinyl Scratch begins. "Hey, folks! What's up?!" Geoff exclaims as the crowd cheers wildly from more. "Welcome to the third edition of the Aftermath Show for Total Drama Equestria! Whoa! Can you believe it?! We're in the Final Five already!" "Heck, I wouldn't believe it." Vinyl remarks with a chuckle. "We had 40 when it began and now we're down to five!" "Right, and with Tuerto causing trouble and chaos, our players are lucky to still be alive! Man! They did awesome in making it this far!" "It's going to rock the house!" Vinyl cheers on. "I know! But let's not forget the previous players, minus some who can't be here like Blaineley and the questers, who played the game and messed up!" Geoff remarks with a chuckle. "Let's welcome back the Main Six, Ben, and the previous eliminatees from the previous episode!" The audience applauds as we see the mentioned ones in a huge stand, waving to the crowd...well, except one thing: Alejandro appears to be missing. "Hey, not that I care but where's Al?" Vinyl ask, noticing Alejandro's absence. "Al tried to get frisky with some of us girls." Dakota explains, giving out a devilish smirk. "So we decided to teach him a lesson." Applejack, human version, frowns as she ask, "Heck, if 'dis gonna be another Alejandro bashing episode?" We see Alejandro, tied up, yelps as the CMC throws pies at him. "Does that answer your question?" Duncan ask, laughing at Alejandro's misery. "Well, we got a lot of clips to be showing ya folks, questions to ask!" Geoff exclaims to the audience eagerly. "As well as some of our eliminatees of recent!" "Yep! There's the crazy and wild girl Izzy, the nerd Harold, the silent but very heroic B, the bookworm Noah, and the psychic girl from the previous episode Dawn!" Vinyl exclaims, making the audience cheer. "Also, we will show ya some clips that we didn't show on the previous Aftermath Show." "Plus later, we got a special performance from the recently formed band the Rainbooms!" Geoff laughs, making the audience cheers louder. "Oh yeah! Can't wait for that!" "All right, since we don't have a lot for the five people in terms of interview, other than the elimination episodes, PLUS our comment section is a LITTLE bare from our excursion..." Vinyl said. "In other words, there weren't any good comments to pick out from the bunch, it was all 'Good writing', whatever that meant, or 'You made a mistake in your writing', again, whatever that means." Geoff shrugged. "So, we'll go over the last six episodes, then..." Vinyl paused. "Oh, then maybe we can have an update on all six episodes, THIS time, concerning the quest!" "That's a good idea, but again, we'll have to wait and see." Geoff said. "Plus, we have our Season 6 cast in our audience too!" Vinyl said as the spotlight shined on the new contestants, who were now seated amongst the others. "We'll have some scenes regarding them later." "All right, let's started on 'Feeling Izzy Keen'!" Geoff said. "And we'll-" Izzy then jumped out from the balcony and landed squarely perfect on the stage while laughing eagerly. "-bring out Iz- dammit Izzy, we were just about to introduce you!" Geoff frowned. "Can I help it? I'm just that lovable!" Izzy gave a crazy smile as everybody applauded. Izzy then sat upside down on her chair, in other words, her head was on the seat. "How come you never act normal, Izzy?" Vinyl asked. "It's who I am, and who you get!" Izzy said, spinning herself around. "Well, all right, let's get started!" Geoff said. "First, we meant to show these last episode, but because of time constraints and the big surprise that our questers provided, we couldn't show them... but because now we got ample timing, so... combining some of Episode Thirteen's newer scenes AND Episode Fifteen's newer scenes..." "We have got clips of Chris McClean in a huge fu-" Vinyl started, then sighed. "Well, he's shown going through depression, anyway. Who knows why?" "Blaineley? Tuerto going to kill us all if he finds that eye before us?" Geoff asked. "Well... maybe..." Vinyl said. "Roll it, Smokey." Everyone then turned their attentions to the screen. ----------------------------------- Back at the portal, Chris McLean had walked back in, seemingly lost. Chris sighed as he just decided to walk around the Castle Canterlot. Was what he was doing right? He had never once thought of this question before, he always did it out of sick fun, but now with a mass murderer on the loose... he wasn't too sure anymore... ---------------------------------- Chris: (sighs) Folks...I screwed up. Blaineley was special and...oh screw it... ----------------------------------- Chris got into his room, sitting on his bed, looking upward. Blaineley was very special to him when he started out. But his greed and everyone else ruin that forever... ------------------------- "Whoa!" Brady exclaimed in the present. "For a mean host, Chris got a depressing side." "You can say that again." Courtney remarked. "Yeah! And I thought Sunset trying to redeem herself was depressing enough!" Pinkie commented playfully. She paused, then called over to Sunset on the side of the stage, "No offense!" "None taken." Sunset said with a sigh. "But that ain't all!" Geoff exclaims as the next clip is shown. ------------- "Chris, Chris?" Luna called as she knocked on the door. "Come on, come out of there. You've been in there for a while." Luna opened the door...and was alarmed to see Chris filling himself with cheese whiz. "What in my sister's name are you doing?" Luna asked Chris in concern. "Ugh...I am a jerk...a devil...I endangered players and Tuerto is going to get them." Chris groaned as he continued eating cheese whiz. "I want to make myself so fat, I would not move." "You're gorging yourself like my sister on cake." Luna groaned as she used her magic to take the cheese whiz again. Chris was too depressed to get up and get it back. "I know you feel bad for what happened, a big first for you, but this is pushing it." "I know...I...I know. I'm used to torturing my players...and sometimes leaving them to death but I know they will get out of it eventually...but I cross the line when it comes to getting killed!" Chris groaned a bit to Luna, making her sigh. "It isn't your fault. You didn't know about Uncle Tuerto...hay, even I didn't know of what he became either." Luna explains, trying to speak reason to the depressed Chris. "You must over come this somehow." "Just leave me alone, Luna." Chris said as he turned on his side, looking more depressed. Not even the princess's kind words can help him. Luna sighed sadly as she leaves the room. Even when Chris is a jerk, seeing him depressed is...too much. ----------------- "Awwww." Some of the audience said in concern. While Chris is a jerk, seeing him this depressed was concerning. "Man, eating depressing food is depressing." Owen commented as he snarfed down some cheese whiz from a can. "Good grief." Mike remarked, feeling sorry for Chris. "Wow. Insane." Vinyl remarked in concern. "Oh, grow up!" Alejandro exclaimed with a scoff, only for an apple to be thrown at him. "Ouch!" "Yew know, if 'dat clip was shown before 'dis show, we would've think he was faking it." Applejack commented. "Right, but poor Chris." Fluttershy said with a nod. "And if you thought that was depressing, check out this clip that happened after the previous Aftermath Show." Geoff commented as another clip appears. ------------------ Meanwhile, all the way back in Equestria, Chef was knocking on the door as Chris was inside, "Chris? Come on!" "Go away..." Chris's voice sighed. "But Chris, your job," Chef announced. "Job," Chris sighed. "What is my life, Chef? Is this what or who I really am? Am I a sadist? Was I trained to believe it by the producers..." Chef sighed. "Look, I know it's tough for you because the princesses put some blocks on..." "That's just it... maybe they're right..." Chris sighed. "What if I end being like Tuerto... murdering people?" "Come on, Chris!" Chef sighed. "Just go away..." Chris' voice sighed. Chef sighed in exasperation. Looks like Chris wasn't coming out... "Damn cell. I'm busy moping!" Chris yelled from inside as he slid his phone out. Chef blinked as he picked up the phone... and read the texts. Chef raised an eyebrow, "Oh, so the producers already made selections for the new cast, huh? Let's see..." He smirked as he looked over a few pictures... then he noticed something. "Hello, what is this?" Chef then examined a picture, then gave a huge smile as he decided to text the producers back, saying 'Bring the new castaways to this address. Don't ask questions why; just send them over there as quickly as you can.' Chef smirked. "I've got to get that boy... if he's willing..." --------------------------------------------------- "Ooooh." The audience spoke at the previous clip. "And things get interesting from there." Vinyl said. "And that's when I, Topher, came in!" Topher exclaimed as he popped in, startling the ones on the set. "What in the name of Celestia?!" Rainbow asked in surprise. "Why did you bring the principal's name into this?" Scootaloo ask her idol puzzled. "Well, since I was a guest-star in that episode, I deserved some interview time myself!" Topher insists as he sat in a chair near Izzy. "Also, notice that if you put Chris and Topher together, you get 'Christopher'. "Okay, Christopher, so...what do you think of Chris when you first met him?" Geoff ask with a grin. "Oh, I haven't met him. The poor guy is still depressed." Topher said with a shrug. "I didn't think I would be chosen until...well, just check out this clip." We see another clip. ------------ Inside a building, the players for Season 5.2/Season 6 are waiting. "So I wonder why we are called here." Sky said in concern. "If it's to start 'de new season, Ah wanna be blowing chunks." Sugar said with glee, much to the disgust of the others. "Not near me." Dave said, moving away from Sugar. A portal opened, much to the group's notice. Chef came out, speaking, "Okay, listen up. Topher, we need you for something important!" "Oh, wow! Awesome!" Topher exclaimed, cheering as he heads to the portal. "Well, guys. Wish me luck!" "Yeah..." Jasmine said as Topher left the portal with Chef before it disappeared. "You will need it." ---------------- After doing the intro, Twilight send the remaining players back to Ponyville where she planned on rejoining them later. She, Celestia, Luna and Discord were trying to figure out how to help Chris out of the funk that's in. "I tried all I could. The best I can do is break in, take his chair and put it out towards the windows, but nothing!" The Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony groaned. Discord pointed towards Chris, who seemed really upset as he was eating from a bag of chips and sipping on a soda loudly. Twilight grimaced as she spoke, "This is bad... pretty bad..." Celestia nodded as she spoke, "Indeed. This isn't the Chris I knew from the past few days..." "Maybe after everything we told about Tuerto finally affected his psyche." Luna said seriously. In the past, Chris was a carefree, selfish man. And now, the revelation involving Tuerto has really turned him into an HSD; and that conversion with Blaineley... "Maybe that, but... Luna, you don't suppose that maybe, at one time..." Luna frowned as she remarked, "Nah, that's impossible. When has Chris ever felt love?" "Seemed to be showing some signs..." Celestia said thoughtfully. Perhaps his interaction with Blaineley has something to do with this! Discord shook his head as he said, "We need to introduce our next challenge, and Chris can't do it looking like this... and the Final Ten needs some human authority to make sure it's realistic." "What about Chef?" Celestia asked, recalling how Chef would step in whenever Chris couldn't be able to do the challenges himself. "Chef's only good and useful for the tougher challenges, the more military/fight like challenges, like the Equestria Game rejects from earlier." Luna shuddered, recalling that episode. The Goddess of the Night said, "Don't remind me..." Celestia paused then sighed, "Well, Discord is right. Chris can't act like this forever. So until he snaps out of it, we need a replacement Chris. What we need is someone new... someone fresh... somebody who's a Chris McLean expert..." As if on cue, a portal opened up as Chef came in...followed by an excitable teenage boy with brown spiky hair, a blue and white shirt, and khaki shorts jumping in and smiling. Celestia and Luna jumped as the boy came in. Chris didn't seem to look up once, but was aware someone else was there. "Did somebody call for a Chris McClean expert?" The boy asks anxiously, much to the ponies' surprise and Discord's amusement. "What the- who is this?" Luna asked in bewilderment, not familiar with this newcomer. Chef explained with a grunt, "One of the players from the upcoming new season, our producers just sent them to the warehouse where the portal to Equestria was this morning. I needed to pick this one because his picture and credentials seemed to be the more interesting!" The boy nodded as he exclaimed, "Right! I'm not going to be in until next season, but I'm at your service!" The newcomers pull out a resume and credentials from his pocket. "Topher's the name, here's my resume, my business card, and all my credentials. Chef told me Chris had become unavailable for the moment. Anything happened to him?" Celestia looked over the resume as she spoke, "Hmmm... you seem to have pretty good qualifications..." "Uh, excuse me, Mr. Topher... you do know you're looking at a bunch of talking ponies, right?" Luna ask Topher, wondering why the boy wasn't freaked out over talking to talking ponies. Topher looked around at the other ponies who were waving, then shrugged as he said, "Hey, I figured, if it didn't bother Chris or Chef, it didn't bother me." Luna turned to Chef while asking, "Wait, so if Topher's part of the new cast, where are the other members?" "Oh, they're there back in the real world by the other room, but I told them they're on standby until further notice... I figure, you know, give one a sneak peek of one contestant in each future episode, you know, something like that." Chef explains to Luna with a shrug. Celestia nodded as she commented, "Hmmm... yes, I see." The Alicorn turned to Topher, "You, young man, you seem to be pretty qualified. We need your help for being a temporary co-host. Chris can't do it because he seems to be really depressed. It's a long story, but..." Topher smiled as he interrupted, "And the short version of the story is that you need me to help out with the challenges and hosting duties until Chris returns..." Celestia nodded as she continued, "Precisely! Can you help us?" Topher, feeling excited, replied, "Are you kidding? It was my DREAM to host this show!" Celestia smiled while giggling, "Great! Topher, if you'd be so kind as to follow Discord, he has a challenge idea for when they got to this point in the game!" Topher squees, "This is awesome!" "Right; Come on!" The spirit exclaimed as Topher latched on to Discord as both of them disappeared. Luna called out, "We'll see you in the Everfree Forest in a bit!" ------------- The audience applauded as Topher spoke, "Yeah! Pretty cool!" "Don't forget, I'm in the interview, Tophie!" Izzy reminded Topher, knocking him down. "So anyway, things get a bit interesting...especially when we met Topher and the ponies found out we are really humans in pony bodies!" "Yeah! I would imagine my other else is feeling right now." Twilight commented. "I wonder how Mayor Mare handle this." "Let's watch." Vinyl said with a grin as we see another clip. ------------ At Town Hall, Twilight came in, breathing in and out. "Mayor, we need to talk." Twilight said to the mayor who turns. "Listen, you know those new ponies and when Chris kept getting control of the speakers?" "Yes, I wonder about that." Mayor Mare said with a frown. "Why is it happening?" "Well...it's part of his reality show series...and the new ponies are really humans transformed." Twilight admits to the mayor. "Say what?!" Mayor Mare asked in shock on hearing that. "They did this for a while now. I didn't even know about it until recently." Twilight explained. The Mayor paused then spoke, "Well, that explains everything." "Listen, I'm about to announce the merger between the teams if you want to come and watch." Twilight offered the Mayor to come and watch the merger of all players. "Yes, Twilight, I would be glad to watch." The Mayor said with a nod as she followed Twilight to watch the merger of all the remaining Total Drama players. Twilight sighed in relief. At least she was no longer worried about the mayor freaking out. Now to begin the announcement... -------------- Once the clip is done, the audience applauded. "Yeah. And right after we met Topher and got the announcement, we did a little talking with Pinkie." Izzy explained. "And we show that Chris is a nice guy despite his short comings!" Pinkie explained happily as we see the next clip. ---------------- As soon as the hosts but Rainbow and Pinkie disappeared, the rest of the others went back to their regular lives as Rainbow turned to the ten remaining Total Drama players. "I suppose you're wondering why Chris isn't here..." "May as well he shouldn't be here." Noah frowned. "He doesn't even care about any of us anyway!" "Oh whoa, whoa. What makes you think that?" Pinkie asked. "Of course Chris cared about you!" All ten blinked before laughing as Bridgette said, "Oh, right, since when did he ever CARE for us?" "Most of Island and Action," Pinkie pointed out. "Remember, in Island, Chris actually did allow people to communicate to the other teams..." "Well..." Ezekiel paused. "He had a vendetta towards me! He doesn't even like me, eh!" "And when did the vendetta start? Not on Total Drama Island, your first season," Pinkie said. "Okay, maybe I annoyed Chris too much in World Tour, but he never gave me a chance!" Ezekiel frowned. "And back in Action, who helped take care of Owen and fixed up his jaw, concerned for his safety?" Pinkie smiled as Rainbow blinked. "Okay, you've got to hook me on that show sometime." Rainbow said. "Fortunately, I have DVR recordings of all the seasons. Tonight, we can start watching it." Pinkie smiled. "How can Chris ever care for us? He is a sadistic ass!" Dawn frowned. "Let's sit down." Rainbow said as she, Pinkie and the ten people sat down. "It is true that Chris is a sadist, but at the same time, I kinda feel sorry for him." All ten contestants stared at Rainbow in shock as Scott said, "You actually feel sorry for him?" "Yeah," Pinkie nodded. "There he is, hosting the show day after day, only prompted by mounds of cold, heartless money. I don't like to see any living thing caged up." Everyone blinked in shock as B said, "Chris McClean in a cage?" ----------------------------------------------- Ezekiel: I must say, I've never thought of it this way before... ---------------------------------------------------- "Yeah, cages." Rainbow said. "They make cages in all sizes and shapes; Reality Show-shaped some of 'em, carpets and all." "But Chris never gets punished for his actions... he may have shown signs of being nice back in those first two seasons..." Katie said. "But something in him changed..." Lindsay sighed. "Sometimes, it feels Chef is his only friend." "Well... let me say something." Pinkie said. "Unlike that meanie Chris, you guys have formed friendships on the show, something Chris never truly got... hardcore friendships, romantic friendships... there was a time Chris felt that way towards someone, but the cost of greed blinded his way so much he's forgotten what friendship was. I mean, Katie, you've got Sadie and Noah to rely on, along with the other Total Drama competitors, including your other friends. What about Chris, who looks after him?" Rainbow nodded as she continued, "Tell me something. When something terrible happens, what does he do? Fends for himself, he does. Who does he tell about it? No one! Never talks about anything with anybody. He just pushes on at his job, uncomplaining and alone and silent." "Silent; Chris; Please," Scott rolled his eyes. "So, you're saying that Chris may need our help?" Harold asked. "I don't know for sure..." Pinkie said as Izzy nodded. "What I do know is that anybody can always do with a bit of help." Everyone nodded. ------------- The audience applauded once more. "Wow! Good moving speech from Pony Pinkie!" Geoff exclaimed with a smile. "Thank you!" Pinkie exclaimed, even though it's her pony self and not herself HERSELF that did the talking. "Okay! So afterwards, we spilt us into two teams, one led by Rainbow and the other by Pinkie!" Izzy exclaims, her eyes got crossed a bit. "See? Told ya I was awesome!" Rainbow exclaims proudly, making Applejack roll her eyes at this. "Meanwhile in a deleted scene!" Topher exclaims as we see another deleted clip. ----------------------- In the Everfree Forest, Discord, Topher, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack appears in a flash of light. "Awesome!" Topher exclaims eagerly. "Do you do that all the time?" "Almost all the time." Twilight remarks, groaning a bit in irritation. Discord's teleport spell is still hard to get to. "Okay! Here's the thing." Discord said, snapping his fingers to make a TV appear. "This will show you the shows up to now. So that you can catch up, Topher." "All right!" Topher exclaims as the TV is turned on. As the gang waits on, the heroes saw the first episode, involving the players getting gasses, turned into ponies, and brought into the real world. "My, Discord's song is a big hit." Rarity said, smiling at the song that Discord did for the players. ---------- "Wait, wait, hang on, hang on!" Human Twilight exclaims in the present with a frown on her face. "Now I recall the first episode and I don't recall seeing Discord singing a song in it!" "Oh, that's because it was deleted for pacing" Geoff explains to Twilight. "But we got a clip of that if you folks wanna see it." The audience applauds wildly. Vinyl calls out, "Roll it, Smokey!" The audience watch as another deleted clip is shown from the first episode. ---------------- (To the tune of ‘I’m Odd’, a deleted song from ‘Alice in Wonderland’) (Discord) My friends, I’m just delighted, From this game we have blighted, Because really, conveniently, we’re weird! What if we had some torture, To delight our forefather, Because really, conveniently, we’re weird! Life in this world was boring, not much in the show biz, But now that Total Drama’s here, it’s weird, how weird it is! We’ve had some humans before, But now more has arrived galore! Because really, conveniently, we’re weird! Discord then does a dance sequence with multiples of himself as the Total Drama gang watched. Life in this world was boring, not much in the show biz, But now that Total Drama’s here, it’s weird, how weird it is! Most humans are normal and cool, But Total Drama is in this pool, Because really, conveniently, THEY’RE ODD! --------------------------- Once the deleted clip is over, the audience applauds once more. "Even when Discord is a prankster and weird, he sings well." Fluttershy said with a smile while clapping. "Right after another song from Pinkie, they arrived, Celestia send the players on their way." Topher explains to the audience. "You know, it's odd but have we saw Blaineley's cutie mark yet?" Everyone pauses. Come to think of it, they never saw what Blaineley's cutie mark looks like up to her leaving in the second episode. "Well, that will be a mystery for now!" Geoff exclaims, wanting to get back on subject. "And so, once the questers head on their way, a scavenger hunt is announced..." "And Twilight is being sexually confused." Rainbow remarks with a chuckle. "I do not...err, she does not!" Twilight exclaims to Rainbow in annoyance. "That was Cody's fault! He messed with her dream, remember?" "Yeah, sorry about that." Cody's voice is heard on a radio. He and the players has been quiet until to now. "About time! We didn't think you would talk!" Tyler exclaims with a smile. "How are things?" "They're bad. We...actually, I will explain later." "So while Twilight and Celestia are 'exploring their feelings'," Geoff said, using quotation marks in a certain part, making Twilight and Principal Celestia blush in embarrassment, "Scott uses one of his cards that brings in a player from the upcoming season to help." "Yep! Topher has come to his aid!" Topher exclaims, sitting in his seat while drinking some apple cider. "AJ, your family makes the best apple cider in any world!" "Thanks, Ah think." Applejack said with a shrug. Even if Topher sounded like a Chris wannabe, it's good to accept the compliment. "And then, Pinkie and I stumbles across the mirror pool!" Izzy exclaims happily. "And then..." "Wait, before you get to that, Izzy, we wanna show how Chris got out of his bummer!" Vinyl exclaims, interrupting Izzy as another clip is shown. ---------------- Meanwhile, back in Castle Canterlot, we see Chris sighing as he was looking at a photo, and looking down. Chef came in as Chris put the photo to the side. "Chris, come on! This isn't like you!" Chef frowned. "What is like me? That sadistic asshole the producers turned me into? The one that preferred money rather than love," Chris sighed. "I blew it, man... I really blew it." Chef paused as he looked at the host that looked like he lost all hope, "Chris, are you telling me that... you were really in love with Blaineley?" "Once... a long time ago... but now it seems everything was all for naught." Chris frowned. "Seems you never really cared for her before," Chef frowned. "That was because I had some cred to keep." Chris said. "I mean, you and I, ever since we met for the show, you were a blast!" "I was, wasn't I?" Chef smirked. "Oh, you were..." Chris laughed a little... but sighed. "Why did I take the solo host job? Why couldn't I have just said no? Am I really heartless?" "Chris..." Chef started. "Just, go to the game without me... I want to be alone." Chris said. Chef started... then sighed as he walked off. "All right man... but if you want to talk... I'm here." Chef then started to walk off as he started to teleport. Meanwhile, at the same time, another portal opened up as nineteen familiar contestants came out. "Well, this must be it." Geoff said as he sat down. "Looks like it." Josh nodded. "At least the princesses decided to allow us twenty-four seven access outside the game... as long as we confine to stay in the castle and try to help in any way with the eye in terms of research, we're golden..." "I don't get why YOU'RE following us!" Beth frowned as she turned to see Alejandro. "Isn't it obvious at this point?" Alejandro frowned. "Heather's boyfriend," Everyone rolled their eyes. Then, they all heard a sad noise coming from the door. "That sounded like Chris in there!" Tyler said. "Should we even care for him at this rate?" Jo asked. "I mean, he never really liked us, and we never liked him in the first place!" "Regardless, he did try to help us, even if it was wrong..." Mike said. Zoey nodded. "One of us has to go and talk with Chris for a while..." Everyone paused as Geoff sighed. "Fine, I'll do it. But I'm probably going to regret this..." Meanwhile, back with Chris, he sighed as he got up and started to walk towards the fridge to see what type of sodas there were, just to slurp them loudly in depression. "Yo, Chris." Chris yelped as he turned to see Geoff walking in, sighing. Chris frowned, "What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in some other world?" "You only dropped us off in what we dub the 'Equestria Girl' universe." Geoff sighed. "Anyway, the princesses summoned all of us here to help out when we need it." "Chef," Chris called, "HELP!" "He knows we're here!" Geoff sighed. "Everybody does. Look, I don't like you, you don't like me, but I have to talk to you, so what is up?" "I guess everything is going wrong today!" Chris sighed. "I used to be such a nice guy, but I'm still a bit of a jerk, while doing so... but my greed, my greed cost me... it costed me a girlfriend, and it costed my entire life." "And yet, you still want to act like a jerk." Geoff sighed. "You know, you'd think you'd show us and the princesses a little more respect, considering she lets you volunteer this show." "Volunteer?" Chris frowned. "This isn't a volunteer service!" "True on the impact of the contestants..." Geoff frowned, "...but not true on the other end. Celestia, Discord and Luna allowed you to do a season without pay. That's volunteer work! Okay? Anyway, you're not a good host. You're a horrible person." "Why am I a horrible person?" Chris asked. "Let me answer that question with a question." Geoff said as he ate some grapes. "How many friends do you have besides Chef and maybe Blaineley?" "Let me think..." Chris said as he started to munch on some grapes as well. "You guys?" "We're not exactly your friends." Geoff frowned. "All right..." Chris paused. "There is that guy that helps out with the challenges, and we usually hang out by the pool at the mansion. I think his name is Daniel or Larry..." Geoff stared in shock. "Are you talking about the intern that you always hire to do dangerous stunts to make sure the challenges are ‘safe’; Billy the Intern?" Chris nodded. Geoff frowned. "You're kidding yourself, dude. Chef and Blaineley are your only friends... maybe not Blaineley anymore, so Chef is your only friend. If you're not careful, soon, you'll have no friends." "Friends," Chris scoffed. "Who needs them?" "I'll tell you who... someone with no girlfriend, one job, lots of credit, a few hobbies, makes teenagers do dangerous stunts..." Geoff said. "Wait. I think I know someone like that." Chris paused. "...Billy the Intern?" "No, you idiot! It's you!" Geoff frowned. "Chris, you're letting the whole Tuerto thing get to you, as well as your past with Blaineley and how you upset her! But give Blaineley some time... I'm sure eventually, she'll come back." "But what do I do?" Chris sighed. "I don't want anyone to die, but..." "You've got to try harder to be yourself... and maybe be a better host!" Geoff frowned. "Like, how much harder?" Chris asked, "Two percent?" Geoff frowned and shook his head.,"A little more." "Five percent," Chris asked. "More than that," Geoff frowned. "SEVEN PERCENT," Chris gasped. "You're out of your mind!" "No!" Geoff said. "You have to give one hundred percent effort!" "What?" Chris said in shock. "No one can give a hundred percent! It's physically impossible!" "Well, Chris, you have to dig deep!" Geoff said. "You got to go to the place inside you where you've never been." "My soul," Chris asked. Geoff frowned. "You need to have a soul in order to go there. No, no, no. I'm talking about in here." Geoff then pointed to Chris' heart as Chris looked down. "Now, Chris, I want you to try!" Chris paused as he shut his eyes and shook. "That's good enough, right?" Geoff slapped Chris. "No. Look at me. You can do this. Now, try." Chris took a deep breath as he shook. Geoff called, "HARDER!" "It hurts!" Chris shook. "HARDER!" Geoff yelled. "I'm dying!" Chris screamed as he was really shaking. "No, you're trying!" Geoff smiled... then yelped as he noticed Chris standing up and bashing his head in. Chris then gave a big smile as he said, "I'm going to be the best host that any contestant has ever had!" Chris smiled. "I'm back, and I'm better than ever, baby! Okay, Geoff, where are they?" "Everfree Forest, I guess..." Geoff squeaked. "Thank you!" Chris said as he started to run off. Geoff gulped as he said, "What have I done?" ------------ The audience applauds as Geoff slaps his face, remarking, "Man, what was I thinking back then?" "You were just helping, I guess." Nyx said to Geoff with a giggle. "And then things got fun in 'Step in Time'." Izzy exclaims, laughing as she jumps up and down! "You know Izzy, your crazy stunt with cloning yourself really got you booted off." Geoff said to Izzy in knowing what happened that cost Izzy to be voted off. "Yeah, well...what can you do. It was really fun." Izzy happily said this without much worry or care. "Fun? It was insane!" Josh exclaims with a groan. "And I worked with Blaineley!" "Yeah, what were you and Izzy thinking, Pinkie?" Rarity ask Pinkie with a frown. "Well, the pony you anyway." "I dunno. Cupcakes?" Pinkie ask, twisting her eyes a bit. "Well while the shocker was much, I think we can feel safe that we won't suffering more clone attacks. So show the scene and the music rundown of the Izzy & Pinkie Pie clones, Vinyl!" Geoff gave the next order out to which now the screen starts to show the next funny scene done by this other player. ------------------------------------ We see Pinkie and Izzy making clones like mad. The two smiles, preparing themselves. "Okie dokie lokie! Time to get these girls in line!" Pinkie exclaims as Izzy laughs a bit. -------------- Meanwhile, back with Noah, Katie, B and Dawn, the four had just arrived to a nearby place where Dawn had sensed Pinkie and Izzy's auras. Noah then looked ahead as he jumped in shock. "Uh, hey guys, I found them! But you are NOT gonna believe this!" Noah spoke off to tell the others he found who they were looking for with a bizarre expression. "What is it Noah, what..." Katie almost said until she stopped at that moment. Soon when the group caught up to finally located Pinkie Pie and Izzy, they didn't just find them, they also found... CLONES OF THEM! And just to tell apart the real ones from the clones, Izzy and Pinkie Pie wore an outfit that had badges saying 'REAL IZZY' & 'REAL PINKIE PIE' on them and wore funny hats. "Oh my God..." B, Dawn, Noah and Katie groaned as two Izzys and two Pinkies were waving hello to them. "Okay, I did NOT see this coming!" B spoke off in being stumped... surprised at what they are seeing. "I almost wonder if our hosts did," Dawn asked. "Maybe... I'm not sure..." Noah said. "Hi, guys!" Pinkie smiled. "You're just about to join us for our round!" "Alright, ready to do this Pinkie Pie?" Izzy spoke off to her pal in seeing it's time for them to begin. "Right, let's do our own version of 'Step In Time' from Mary Poppins!" Pinkie Pie smiled off to say this in what they’ll do... it’s time to sing! "Step In Time!" Izzy shouted off to the crowds. "Step In Time!" Pinkie Pie also shouted this off to anyone listening. "Step In Time!/Step In Time!/Step In Time!" One Pinkie clone, then three Pinkie clones, then five Izzy clones shouted out while popping around the spot. "Step In Time!" Pinkie Pie and Izzy sang off together in seeing what it’s time to do here. "Step In Time!" Pinkie Pie pointed to one section to make her clones appear. "Step In Time!" Izzy pointed to another section to make her clones. "Come on, everybody, Step In Time!" Pinkie and Izzy said as they did some motions. "Step In Time!" The Pinkie and Izzy clones did the exact same thing. (To the tune of 'Step in Time' from 'Mary Poppins') (Pinkie and Izzy clones) Step In Time, Step In Time, Step In Time, Step In Time, Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme, Step in Time, you step in time! "Kick your knees up!" Pinkie called as she, Izzy and the clones did the same motions. Kick your knees up, Step In Time, Kick your knees up, Step In Time, Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme, Kick your knees up, Step In Time! "Round the trees," Izzy called as she and Pinkie stepped towards Noah, Katie, B and Dawn as they decided to sit down and watch, the clones running around the trees. Round the trees, Step In Time, Round the trees, Step In Time, Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme, Round the trees, Step In Time! "Flap like a birdie!" Pinkie called as the clones were doing the same action, Noah tapping his foot to the beat. Flap like a birdie, Step In Time, Flap like a birdie, Step In Time, Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme, Flap like a birdie, Step In Time! "Climb the trees!" Izzy ordered as the clones started to obey the order. Climb the trees, Step In Time, Climb the trees, Step In Time, Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme Climb the trees, step in time! "Jump to the ground!" Pinkie ordered as the clones started doing so. Jump to the ground, Step In Time, Jump to the ground, Step In Time, Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme, Step in Time! "Jump to the ground, jump to the ground!" The Pinkie and Izzy clones chanted as B, Dawn, Noah and Katie watched in interest. "LINK YOUR ELBOWS!" Izzy called as the clones started doing so, grabbing Pinkie and Izzy for the ride. Link your elbows, Step In Time, Link your elbows, Step In Time, Link your elbows, link your elbows, Link your elbows! Izzy and Pinkie yelped as they nearly went out of the boundaries of the film strip, but they climbed back in as they jumped next to B, Dawn, Noah and Katie as they smiled. Step In Time, Step In Time, Step In Time, Step In Time, Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme, Step in Time, you step in time! And with that, the biggest dance party with the clones had just begun... in fact, B, Dawn, Katie and Noah were enjoying it, they didn't hear the announcement that they only had an hour left until it was time for them to go in and bring the items. -------------------------- Meanwhile, back with Pinkie's group, Pinkie and Izzy's clones were doing a great dance party as Noah's foot kept tapping to the beat. The Pinkie and Izzy clones were so busy dancing around on the trees as Noah, Katie, B and Dawn watched with pure interest, skipping around the forest, jumping from one tree to another, and then dancing on the leaves. The four then clapped as Pinkie and Izzy gathered the group of clones nearby as Izzy and Pinkie turned towards the group as Izzy and Pinkie, along with their clones, did some motions. Izzy then grabbed Dawn as she said, "Dawn Medrek, step in Time!" Dawn smiled as she followed along Izzy's dance moves as the Pinkie and Izzy clones were voicing her support, each clone taking their turns dancing with Dawn until she started doing a Scottish like dance as Pinkie, Izzy and their clones started following along. Dawn then did a small spin as the clones followed her moves, one of the Izzy clones saying, "Ain't she marvelous?" "Ain't she beautiful?" A Pinkie clone said as Dawn did a double spin, with Pinkie and Izzy clones doing the same move. All of a sudden, much to the clones, along with the real Pinkie and Izzy's surprise, with a lot of surprise from B, Noah and Katie, Dawn then did a multiple spin by spinning herself in a circle in the air, and then landed. Dawn then smirked as she sat back with her friends. "More, Dawn! More! Do that again!" The Pinkie and the Izzy clones started before Dawn raised her hand up, indicating 'That's enough'. --------------------------------------------------------- B: Damn, does Dawn know dancing or what? If she had shown that off back in her younger days at school, everybody would have immediately regretted teasing her! ------------------------------------------------------------ The Pinkie and Izzy clones then resumed their dance party by doing backflips, with a Pinkie and Izzy clone dancing atop the trees, Scottish-style as every Izzy and Pinkie clone grabbed a small stick. Dawn, B, Noah and Katie then clapped as the real Izzy and real Pinkie Pie nodded, the real Izzy saying, "Here we go!" Izzy and Pinkie then whistled to their clones as they started walking up the trees and up on some railings as B, Dawn, Noah and Katie watched with anticipation. After a few minutes of balancing with the Izzy and Pinkie clones, they managed to dance on the railings of the trees just fine. They then jumped off the rails as they started balancing on some branches on the trees. They then united back where B, Dawn, Noah and Katie were as they started waddling like penguins, then more dancing with the canes they had summoned from out of nowhere. It seemed everybody was having the most excited fun of their lives... "This is certainly a fun party!" Dawn said. "Yeah, but Pinkie and Izzy DO know that with the clones here, there's going to be trouble." Noah said. "Yeah, and the challenge..." Katie paused... then the four yelped. "THE CHALLENGE," The four screamed. "How much time do we have left?" Dawn asked. B looked at the watch. "Five minutes!" Noah groaned. "Oh, this isn't enough time to find anything... we'll just have to accept our fate and hope this is a non-elimination." "What makes you think it's a non-elimination?" Katie asked. "It has to be... we haven't had one yet!" Noah said. Just then we see fireworks which were blasted into the sky, causing the Pinkie and Izzy clones to jump. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Izzy: Whoa, I love those fireworks! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Back with Rainbow Dash's team, they were just collecting their last item, which was a Celestia stuffed animal, when they saw the fireworks. "Whoa!" Bridgette paused as they looked up, "Must be a celebration for finding Twilight's Celestia stuffed toy." "Wow..." Ezekiel said. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Ezekiel: Those fireworks look so beautiful... -------------------------------------------------------------------- "Okay, folks, time is up! We'll be summoning portals nearby your areas... wherever you are... so you guys have an instant shortcut back to the finish!" Celestia's voice called. "We'll be judging your items and see how much you've collected! We'll see you there!" Instantly like that, a portal appeared next to Rainbow, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Lindsay, Harold and Scott as the five nodded. They seemed to be ready as they started to head out. "I wonder if Noah, Katie, B, Dawn and Izzy are seeing these fireworks." Bridgette smiled. ----------------------------------------------------------- "DUCK," Noah, Katie, B and Dawn yelped as they ducked some incoming fireworks as the Pinkies and Izzys started to run around, the real Pinkie and Izzy noticing a portal nearby. "Everyone, into the portal," Pinkie ordered. "Come on, come on, we'll continue our fun elsewhere!" The real Pinkie said as the Pinkie and Izzy clones started to run in the portal. ---------------------------------------------------- Noah: ...We are so in trouble... ----------------------------------------------------- Back with Celestia, Luna, Discord, Chef, Topher, Ben, Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack and Rarity, they noticed Rainbow Dash's team coming in with an assortment of items. "Say!" Twilight smiled as the Celestia stuffed animal came towards her. "Thanks, guys!" "Don't mention it." Rainbow smirked. "Though... I fear what items that Pinkie's team has got in comparison." Bridgette said. "Trust me, they won't have a lot." Scott smirked. "Why?" Lindsay asked, half furious at him, half curious. "I used my card to get Topher to transfer their items to our cart for about an hour, so any item they touched or have had, they went straight to ours!" Scott smirked. "And before you call shenanigans, it was the card, and it was technically 'help'." "Sorry to say, but Scott is actually right." Celestia said. "Anyway, Pinkie's team has to be coming in... we lost track of them a couple of hours ago, hope they're all right..." Twilight said. --------------------------------------------------------- Rarity: Why do I have a feeling something bad is about to occur? --------------------------------------------------------- As Discord and Topher left to do some business, counting the items, Celestia, Luna, Chef, Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Bridgette, Scott, Lindsay, Harold and Ezekiel turned towards the portal to where Pinkie's group was supposed to come out. All of a sudden, to their shock... about a TON of Pinkie and Izzy clones started running out as they started to resume their dance party. Celestia, Luna and Chef jumped as Applejack's eyes widened. "What the-" Bridgette, Lindsay, Ezekiel and Harold's eyes widened as Fluttershy and Rarity screamed. Twilight's eyes widened and yelled, "AHH! PINKIE USED THE MIRROR POOL AGAIN, AND SHE BROUGHT IZZY TOO!" (Pinkie and Izzy clones) Pinkie used the Mirror Pool again and she brought Izzy too, Step In Time! Pinkie used the Mirror Pool again and she brought Izzy too, Step In Time! As each Pinkie and Izzy clone started grabbing the waiting party and started to forcefully dance with them, Twilight was struggling out of a dancing Izzy's grasp as B, Dawn, Noah and Katie came out of the portal as the four were nervously chuckling. -and she brought Izzy too, Step In Time! The real Pinkie and the real Izzy then came out of the portal laughing as Noah, Katie, B and Dawn were shaking... --------------------------------------------- Noah: We... ------------------------------------------- Katie: ...are in... --------------------------------------------- B: ...so much... ---------------------------------------------- Dawn: ...trouble. ----------------------------------------------------- "HELP ME!" Scott screamed. Help me! Step In Time! Help me! Step In Time! Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme, Help me! Step In Time! Scott was seen screaming as he was being forcefully danced as Rarity screamed, "THIS ISN'T FUNNY!" This isn't funny, Step In Time! This isn't funny, Step In Time! Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme, This isn't funny, Step In Time! As everyone was being forcefully danced around with, Discord and Topher then appeared back with the list of items that Rainbow's team gave them... and Discord and Topher were not even noticing the chaos at first. "Well, it seems Rainbow's team has..." Discord paused as he and Topher noticed four Izzy and Pinkie clones dancing around Topher as they noticed Topher was wearing a shirt with lettering. New season contestant, Step In Time! New season contestant, Step In Time! "Well, the new season doesn't really start until... actually I don't know, but..." Topher blushed as the Izzy and Pinkie clones carried him and Discord to the center. New season contestant! Discord and Topher smiled as they cheered, "NEW SEASON CONTESTANT!" Discord and Topher then naturally joined in the dance party, having the most wonderful time of their lives. Chris's group appear via a portal and instantly stopped as their eyes widened at the chaos that was looming before them. A ton of Pinkie and Izzy clones were dancing as the real Pinkie and Izzy were having fun with Topher and Discord, Celestia, Luna and Chef were trying to break free, Twilight was using her magic to zap away the clones that forcefully grabbed her or Ben back to the Mirror Pool, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Ezekiel, Harold, Lindsay and Scott were being carried away, Noah, B, Dawn and Katie were holding their faces in shame, and Bridgette was actually getting used to the dancing... until she looked up and gasped. "Geoff? Guys," Bridgette noticed the eliminated contestants in front of them... then Bridgette's eyes widened as she saw who was the leader. "CHRIS IS BACK!!" (Pinkie and Izzy clones) Chris is back, Step In Time, Chris is back, Step In Time! "WHAT IS ALL THIS!" Chris screamed. The Pinkie and Izzy clones then started spinning Chris around as the eliminated contestants were ducking for cover, Cameron hiding behind Owen. What's all this? What's all this? What's all this? What's all this? What's all this? What's all this? "What's all this?" Chris said as he was running around the chaos. "What's all this? What's all this?" Link your elbows, Step In Time! Kick your knees up, Step In Time! Kick your knees up, Kick your knees up- Noah then frowned as he turned to the dancing Izzy and Pinkie, the real ones. "Pinkie, Izzy, please stop this chaos. Twilight wants to get rid of your clones now!" "All right, all right," Pinkie and Izzy sighed as they did a whistle. Step In Time! The clone Pinkie and Izzys then did a spinning motion as they let go of their partners, Twilight glaring as she joined alongside Chris as each Pinkie and Izzy clone was shaking Chris' hand. "Good luck, guv'na!" An Izzy clone smiled after shaking Chris' hand, then Twilight zapped her. "Lovely time," A Pinkie clone smiled as Twilight's horn zapped that clone back to the Mirror Pool. "An elegant time, guv'na," An Izzy and Pinkie clone shake Chris' hand, then Twilight zapped the clones back into the Mirror Pool. A huge Pinkie costumed and Izzy disguised like characters then shook Chris' hand... as Chris frowned and pulled the two characters back and lifted the masks... revealing Discord and Topher's faces, Topher saying, "Good luck, guv'na!" Chris had no words. Pretty soon, every Pinkie and Izzy clone that was created was zapped back into the pool as Discord smiled to Chris, "Did you know that when a clone shakes your hand, you'll be lucky? It's true!" ----------------------------------------------------------- Scott: (chuckles) Cool... someone got in trouble, and I didn't have to do anything about it! ----------------------------------------------------------------- "Pinkie... Izzy..." Twilight, Celestia and Chris frowned as the three came over. Twilight then frowned. "What is the meaning of this?" "Will you kindly PLEASE explain to me what just happened... and no cute smiles! It didn't work the first time when I was building that robot army, which, by the way, IZZY, YOU and Heather messed up, and it won't work here!" Chris frowned. "Well, first of all, we'd like to make one thing quite clear!" Pinkie smiled. "Yes?" Chris asked. "...We never explain anything." Izzy said as the two started walking off. "Come back here!" Twilight growled as she used her horn to pull the two together. "Excuse us while we have a talk with THESE two!" Celestia frowned as she, Twilight and Chris dragged Pinkie and Izzy off. ------------------ The audience applauds a bit. "That was...interesting." Beth said with a shrug. "Though I'm surprised there are cameras in the first few parts of the party." "And where did those fireworks came from?" Ben ask in bewilderment. "The world may never know." Cameron said in concern. "Thanks! You know, Pinkie and I did some talking before the show." Izzy said with a mad look on her face. "That was sooooo much fun..." "We're going to do an encore!" Pinkie exclaims happily, much to the alarm and confusion of mostly everyone. "Wait, what?" Twilight ask in alarm. "Step In Time!" Izzy shouted off to the crowds. Suddenly, everyone is startled as Izzy clones and Pinkie (Human version) appears from who knows where! "Step In Time!" Pinkie Pie also shouted this off to anyone listening. "Step In Time!/Step In Time!/Step In Time!" One Pinkie clone, then three Pinkie clones, then five Izzy clones shouted out while popping around the spot. "Step In Time!" Pinkie Pie and Izzy sang off together in seeing what it’s time to do here. "Step In Time!" Pinkie Pie pointed to one section to make her clones appear. "Step In Time!" Izzy pointed to another section to make her clones. "Come on, everybody, Step In Time!" Pinkie and Izzy said as they did some motions. "Step In Time!" The Pinkie and Izzy clones did the exact same thing. "Not again!" Rarity exclaims in alarm. A FEW MINUTES LATER... We see every cloned Pinkie and Izzy caged up as they were seen thrown in another dimension. "That should take care of THAT problem." Geoff nodded as Human Pinkie and Izzy were seen being dragged offstage by Human Twilight. "Well, anyway, after all that occurred, Izzy got eliminated, the Suck-O-Gone was deemed useless at this point, and along with us, we're now interns..." Owen explained. "What do you guys do on those jobs, by the way?" Rarity asked. "Oh, not much. We're just doing research on any potential things about Tuerto." Cameron said. "Looking up things to see what we can use against him..." "And your results?" Twilight asked, coming back with Pinkie and Izzy tied up in chains. "...Not good, I'm afraid. We looked up everything we could. There was nothing that can stop Tuerto, it's all the same details... the human-turned-pony with the three green ring cutie mark could defeat him. And we already know that's hogwash!" Mike frowned. "Maybe it's not as insane as you think..." Heather's voice said through the radio. "What do you mean?" Dakota asked. "As we were going on our journey, we kept running into these odd journal entries the original Applejack wrote up." Gwen's voice said. "We think she's trying to give us a message through the jumblings, and we're still trying to decipher them... seems easy though." "We made out in the last journal entry we read that there was a 'Green Ring' and 'Horse's Eye' involved, but we don't know if it's linked to the old prophecy." Brick's voice explained. "But we're jumping ahead a bit..." Cody's voice said. "After all, we're only on Episode 15, AKA Episode 1 of our journey, and all that significantly happened was that we came across two paths." Sadie's voice said. "The real juice comes in once we split up, but we'll teleport those episode clips over to Smokey when it comes time to explain." Leshawna's voice said. "Well, thank you, guys." Geoff nodded as he turned. "Well, other than this, the only other thing that was of significance was..." Geoff pointed to the screen. -------------------------------------------------- "Well, I guess it's time to...time to!" Twilight said, hesitating as she is getting so emotionally confused over her feelings for Celestia. "Ugh! Hang on a moment." Twilight trots over to Celestia who looks puzzled, wondering what her fellow princess wants. Suddenly without warning, the purple Alicorn grabs the Alicorn of the Sun by the head...and kiss her on the lips, much to the surprise and/or shock of everyone. ---------------------------------------------- Everyone gave an applauding state of mood as Twilight growled. "Hey, she was trying to get rid of the feelings! Geoff, stop showing this off!" "Couldn't resist." Geoff gave a big smirk. "Anyway, Topher decided to go back to the others... and thus began the moment of cameos from every Season 6 contestant." "Season 5.2, from what I've heard." Topher smiled. Everyone paused as Geoff said, "Yeah, if it's all the same to you, I'm just going to refer to this season as Season 6." "Okay, but Season 5.2 seems to be the most popular right now..." Topher smiled as Izzy now got out of the chains. "But I have to say, the way you left... pretty funny..." Owen chuckled as Topher glared at the boy. -------------- "Great! So, what do I do next?" Topher ask eagerly, wanting to know what he should do next. "Yeah... kid, we don't need you anymore." Chris said awkwardly. He got a feeling that this Topher kid may be a big pain to him in the next season. "I'm back to hosting now, we don't need you anymore... but thanks for giving me the idea, we'll have a new season contestant as a co-host every episode!" "Not needed?" Topher sighs. "Well, all right, then. This wasn't even a paying job anyway, so..." The future contestant sighs once more, "I guess I better go back and wait with the others..." Topher smiles as he saw the bright side of this. "I can't wait to tell them what I saw-" Discord then summoned a portal below Topher's feet as Topher suddenly fell, screaming as a thud was heard. Topher is yelling from the portal, "Say, Chris, if you ever consider having me as a host for Total Drama, let me know! You have my resume and business card! I'm not going to be in until next season, you know!" ------------------------- Everyone laughed as Topher glared. "Oh, what? I'm not that clumsy!" "All right, now that THAT'S out of the way, it's time we move on to Episode 16: Wrestling Reignboom!" Geoff smiled. A slight pause. "Like we said, we couldn't find any good comments from the season that's worth bringing up." Geoff sighed. "Nobody had anything good to say. In fact, they mostly had things like 'Is Pinkamena going to apprehend Scott' or 'I can't believe Scott is still in the game'. Again, most of these comments don't make sense! Maybe the audience saw something we're not seeing, I don't know!" Geoff frowned. "Well, nobody got eliminated in Wrestling Reignboom... spoiler alert!... but we did have a cameo guest star come in..." Vinyl said. "Let's bring out Jasmine, shall we?" Jasmine then walked down from her seat in the other aisle and had to duck down under the lights so that she could sit down. "My, you're a tall one, aren't you?" Vinyl smiled. "Basketball player?" "Well, I used to do..." Jasmine started, then shrugged. "Yeah, a varsity cheerleader basketball player on one side." "Well, let's get started on the summary of this episode, which, as you may have guessed, is about wrestling!" Geoff smiled. "You know what sport really desires a new medal of honors for... it's... THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!" Soon the scene shows the same scene for whenever they do the 'That's Gonna Leave A Mark' program, as that's the show to show others pain. "Now, I know some of you have gone through pain?" Geoff spoke off gently to those that have suffered. "Aren't those reserved for the bloopers?" Lightning asked. "Yes, they are reserved for the bloopers, but for a special occasion, besides the bloopers, we'll also show off the little wrestling montage of the other players getting tortured by Chef." Geoff said. "Which is why we get to see them right here!" "Roll it, Smokey!" Vinyl called. Everyone turned towards the cameras as the scenes started rolling. ------------------------------- In a training room, Chef smirked devilishly as he stood still for the players. "All right, mascots, I like to see you try to take me down." Chef said with a smirk as he comes forward in his wrestling outfit with spikes on it. "Now anyone who want a job, step forward!" Quickly, most of the players stepped back...leaving Scott to seem like he's stepping forward. "Ah, Scott, come on up." Chef said with a wicked smirk, making Scott yelp. "Aw, crap!" Scott whimpered a bit. Scott, with no choice, rushed forward but Chef grabbed him and body slammed the boy hard. "Ouch..." Scott said weakly. "Next!" Chef exclaimed with a smirk. Katie and Bridgette grabbed Chef, trying to pull him down, but the sidekick just grabbed the girls, slamming them together. Harold got onto the rope and jumped off... only to miss and land on the mat, Chef then jumped up and slammed him hard with his own back. "Okay, you want a shot or do I?" Noah asked Ezekiel in concern. "Let's do this together, eh." Ezekiel said with a nod. "He can't take all of us." B joined Noah and Ezekiel as they all fought Chef at once. Katie stood back, cringing as Chef hit, kicked, and body slammed them hard. Chef laughed as he grabbed B, using him as a sword. "Oh yeah, I rocked!" Chef exclaimed with a mad laugh. "Uh, who's left?" Katie asked nervously, looking around. "You are, sweet pants!" Chef exclaimed as he was now on top of a ring post. The wrestler spat and jumped at Katie. Katie screamed as Chef was about to hit her... ------------- Of course, the clip was cut shortly, much to the surprise of everyone. "Shouldn't there be more to this?" Rarity ask puzzled. "Sorry! The last part was clipped!" Smokey's voice called out. "Can't understand why." Backstage, Noah whistled innocently as he tossed a pair of scissors away. No way was folks viewing his Katie get hammered by Chef! Back on stage, Geoff remarked, "Well, despite all that...it was honestly awesome!" "Sure was!" Rainbow agreed with a grin. "Let's not forget, Noah brought me in to help...'make the fight fair'." Jasmine explained with a chuckle. "Yes, and we got a clip that explain it." Vinyl commented as another clip is shown. --------------- At this time, Chef was finally finishing up the so-called 'training' to turn the cast into capable wrestlers. "Alright, much of you have shown some potential, others, have started to be a bit better than when we started, the rest, you're lucky you even improved much at all!" Chef spoke. "When you go out there, remember, if you last longer in the ring during the fights before you're KO'd, you earn a spot. So this here's simple, you need to last longer than the others, any of you that gets beat or slack off, we'll be at the bottom chart and most likely be the weak link that might be sent packing home!" "Question! How many rounds are we doing?" Bridgette asked. "You'll know when it's time to fight by the bell going off and then the bell telling you to stop. Heh-heh, course, if you maggots last up to 15 minutes, then you'll get to meet our special challengers." Chef issued. "Wait, what other challengers?" Katie yelped in hearing this surprise news. "How many are there?" Dawn said, having a bad feeling. "Why are they special to even be heard?" Scott asked off annoyed to be told this now. "You'll learn soon enough, now get ready! I want you to follow the rules, and those of you that aren't fighting, will watch nearby." Chef pointed out, those that were fighting, others will watch and then it's vice versa afterwards. "Now go out there, and show them your game faces!" He issued in wanting to see this group put their backs into it. Sighing again, the Final Nine left to change into their wrestling outfits and prepared for their daily view. But not before Noah stopped as he turned to Chef. "Hey, Chef, those cards that Discord gave us at the last challenge, they're active again, right?" "Yes, they're active now." Chef nodded. Noah smirked. "That's all I needed to know!" ----------------------------------------- Noah: I need all the help I can get. Scott seemed to be more flexible in wrestling than I am, and I don't have confidence in my own wrestling skills... and I won't use it on... myself... --------------------------------------------- Noah quickly examined the card as he looked at the faces, Topher's was now faded, meaning that Topher could no longer be used. "Okay... need someone that looks like a good sportsperson..." Noah paused as he examined the remaining faces. "Hmmm... two similar blondes... but they seem more cheerleader... hmmm... maybe that black bearded guy... no... hmmm... this girl here looks like she's played a few sports!" He raised his card up as he pointed at a face in the card... a black skinned girl's face with a hat. Soon, Jasmine appeared, looking surprised as she exclaimed, "Crikey! Oh, I was summoned." "Yes, that would be me." Noah said to Jasmine with a nod. "Well, since I'm here, what do you want me to do?" Jasmine asked Noah with a smile. "I need a certain jerk sabotage." Noah explains to Jasmine clearly. "A jerk sabotage, huh?" Jasmine said in interest. "Well, who's the jerk do you have in mind?" "Take a guess who's the only jerk left in this game." Noah said, offering Jasmine a guess. Getting the idea, Jasmine said with a smirk, "I thought as much. Whatever it is you have in mind for Scott, I'll do it." "Easy. I want Scott to be in the Final Round so that whoever is facing him, beats him and goes down before the bell is rung." Noah explained to Jasmine. "But that isn't all. Whenever you announced Scott, laugh and spit at him in anger, OR whenever you're near him, punch him in every way possible." "Oh, trust me. I won't have any problem with that." Jasmine assured with a smirk. "Okay, I will make arrangements for the new ref." Noah said as he prepared to head on out. "Oh, one more thing? When you announce Katie, do it in a nicest, special way to make her special to everyone, okay?" "You got it." Jasmine nodded with a wink. ------------------ Once the clip is over, the audience applauded once more. "Very awesome, Jas, especially with how you did so well." Geoff said to Jasmine in approval. "Hey, I do my best." Jasmine explained with a smirk. "So how did AJ and Rainbow ended up in this?" Twilight asked curiously, wondering how the pony versions of Applejack and Rainbow were talked into doing this. "Well, let's find out, shall we?" Geoff asked with a smirk as another unseen clip was shown. ------------------ Applejack and Rainbow were backstage, having excused themselves from their pals. Chris grinned as he gave them the instructions. "We need special fighters for the girls and the boys round. We got the boys prepared, but the girls are yet to have a special opponent." Chris explained clearly to Applejack and Rainbow. "So you two mares won't mind kicking some flank, right?" "Aw, yeah!" Rainbow replied eagerly, "I wanna show everypony my fighting skills!" "That goes double fer me, Chris!" Applejack replied with a grin, "Mah legs aren't used just for bucking trees, ya know!" "Try not to kill them. Just rough the girls up a bit." Chris explained with a nod. "After all, the idea is the one who gets the most points makes it to the final round." The two Mane Six members nodded and trotted off, getting ready to get into the costumes. ------------------------------- Back in the present, the audience applauded like crazy. "Well, that's insane." Vinyl exclaimed with a smirk. "What's more insane is how Rarity got ended up." "Most likely Scott's doing." Zoey said with an annoyed sigh. "And this clip proves it." Geoff said as another clip was shown. ------------------ Rarity was in the bathroom, humming as Scott came in. "Hey Rare." Scott said, making Rarity yelp a bit. "Ugh! Don't do that! And what are you doing? This is the mares' room!" Rarity scolded Scott angrily. "Just thought I should tell you, the costume you made for me is cool." Scott said to Rarity with a nod. "Well, that's good to hear, Scott." Rarity said with a smile, unaware of what Scott has in mind. "Yeah, too bad that the girls, Applejack and Rainbow don't think they are good." Scott said, making Rarity's eyes widen in alarm. "In fact, they said that they suck and they look like you brought them out of a trash can!" "They said WHAT?!" Rarity asked in shock and outrage. "Yeah, shame really. You work so hard on them." Scott said with a shrug. "They think that if you got a problem, you would've got into the ring yourself...but they call you a coward." Rarity growled furiously, then snapped, "Rarity...IS PISSED!" Rarity rushed off as if preparing to get payback for what the others said about her clothes. Unknown to her, Scott chuckled cruelly. "There's a sucker born every minute." Scott said wickedly. "Especially from a prima donna drama queen who's better off with a dirty green mane instead of a bland, ugly purple." ----------------- As we return to the stage show after that last clip, something else happens. "And now folks, time for the next BEST PAIN AWARD SCENES GO FOR....the Wrestle Challenge!" Geoff announced right off in what will happen here now, time to see pain...at his best moments in film style. Many of the audience members cheer at seeing this was about to begin now while certain members have different thoughts. "Yeah, that would be painful!" Josh exclaims in amusement. "I can't wait!" "Right, we were all there." Courtney said in agreement. "The boys and girls got their boys whipped big time." "I'm surprised they are still alive." Jo comments. "And I'm used to pounding my victims into pulps!" "Here's the scene from when things start off with a Girls Fight, before it got to a Boys Fight. Roll it Vinyl!" Geoff gave the order as the film began to play off now. --------------- "Got it! Then let's get this on!" The referee then flew off as the four human girls were prepared to battle, Scott dizzily going out in his own way. The first bell noise was heard, which meant it was time for the first Battle Royal of Mares to begin! Dawn quickly fires psychic blasts at Lindsay and Katie who dodges the attacks. Bridgette jumps up and knocks her down with her feet. "Oh yeah, Bridge!" Geoff cheers on wildly for his girlfriend. "Well, gotta admit, those girls are doing good out there." Anne Maria comment, spraying her hair as usual. "Come on! Someone pound someone!" Jo exclaims like mad, making Nyx nervous. "Jo's back, mommy." Nyx said nervously, hugging her mother in worry that Jo would bully her again. "What? That? Hey, listen, kid. Sorry about the bullying. Didn't get a chance to know you better yet; No hard feelings?" "Uh..." "Shazam," Lightning cheered as Katie quickly hit the ropes and knock down Lindsay hard, "Oh yeah! I love a woman on woman action!" "You would." Jo remarks to Lightning dryly. "Oh, this is barbaric!" Rarity noted as Dawn quickly jumps off the ropes, pounding Bridgette hard. "Wrestling can be a brutal sport." "But it's awesome!" The CMC cheers on wildly. Bridgette grabs out a bazooka and fires at her opponents. "Are weapons permitted in this fight?" Twilight calls out in bewilderment. "I'll allow it!" Jasmine exclaims with a laugh. -------------- The ones no longer in the game, AKA Cody's group, look at the fight on TV. Sadie cringes, "Wow! Katie can give out a punch." "Who knew she had it in her?" Cody asks in amusement. "If she did that during the game, Katie would've made it further." "Yeah...too bad the two got lost." Sierra said with a shrug. "We said we were sorry." Sadie said meekly to her friends. "Well, in the past, so no need to dwell on it further." Sam said with a chuckle. "Wow, this path seems to be taking longer." "Yeah, I got a weird feeling that someone's watching us..." Too bad Sadie had no idea how right she was as someone's indeed watching her! ------------------- Suddenly at this moment, the bell was running a strange signal that earned everyone's attention. "Looks like it’s time we bring out some new challengers to the match!" Chef spoke. "That’s right fight fans, get ready, because here comes the new masked wrestlers. We have..." Chris spoke. Then coming in from the air to make a perfect landing by rainbow was a pony that looks like Rainbow Dash, but suited up differently. She got a rainbow like mask, a rainbow like outfit... all of her clothes are rainbow! But even still, the new mare wrestler waved out to the crowd. "The mare of speed, whose loyalty shines forth, the one that puts cool in being cool, the one and only...The AWESOOOOOME...Avenger," Chris announced. "Oh yeah; you heard that right ponies!" This new mare spoke out sounding like...Rainbow Dash? "And appearing as her tag team partner is..." Chef said. Then another pony came in from leap and landing her hooves that make the place shake, as she appeared to look like Applejack, but suited up differently too. Besides her usual cowpony hat, she also wears a yellow mask, an orange outfit and sharp boots. But even from that, she was also waving out to greet the crowd. }The mare of strength, who’s got more honesty to say she ain't weak, who's got pride as bright as a clear shining apple, give it up for...The WIIIIIILD Apple!" Chef announced. "Better watch it! Ah'll knock ya straight till next harvest, an dat’s ‘de honest opinion!" The next new mare spoke out sounding very much like...Applejack? “Are those two really AJ & Rainbow?” Katie raised an eyebrow. "Let’s continue the match!" Chris announced while a bell was rung, singling for the Battle Royal to continue with two new additions. And it got started pretty quickly when the new wrestlers charge to attack the other mask wearing mares. Dawn fires out psychic blasts at Rainbow but she flew around and performs the Tornado, trapping her. The masked mare smirks as she kicks Dawn into the air and flew up, performing...the Buccaneer Blaze which causes a big explosion. Dawn fell to the mat but she's all right. Applejack twirls her lasso and catches Katie and Lindsay with him. Then she jumps at Bridgette, grabbing her with her hind legs. The cowpony cheers on, "'Dis is how Ah wrestle wit' Big Mac!" "Eeyup! She always done beat him!" Apple Bloom exclaims with a laugh as Applejack twists Bridgette before tossing her. "Now for 'de Apple Slammer!" Applejack jumps up and high, slamming her opponent to the ground. Scott cringes, "Ouch! That's gotta hurt!" "Wow. Applejack wasn't kidding when she called it the 'Slammer'." Harold comments in amazement at how the fight's going so far. "Our girls may not win here." B remarks in concern. The match of mask wearing mares was continuing as many sides were still wrestling against the other. "Looks like Awesome Avenger & Wild Apple look to be holding on, can they last long or will they fall?” Chris spoke in excitement. "Wait, there’s a newcomer entering the stage? Did we ask for that?" Chef pointed. Soon entering the ring was a new commoner that was a mare, but she was dressed differently to almost look like Rarity. Her mask is a jewel red one; her outfit has jewels with a short pink cape and emeralds. Now that this new mare was in the ring, she had the floor to speak forth. "I am... Madam Fashion! All that dare diss the lovely fashion & styles of the world shall face my fury!" The new masked mare spoke while sounding like Rarity, but was being very serious. "Rarity," Twilight responded in seeing this. "And now Awesome Avenger, Wild Apple, step aside while I end this little game... IN STYLE! HIYAAAAHHH," Madam Fashion issued. Lindsay, Bridgette, Katie and Dawn didn’t have time to react in time. "Oooooooh, an unexpected twist by the Madam Fashion," Chris cringed a bit, but was loving this fight in how it was turning into. "Yipes, I did NOT see such wrestling moves in all my years of being part of the military!" Chef spoke off in being surprised by what was happening; now that was something else. Soon the bell was rung, and there stood Madam Fashion along with Awesome Avenger & Wild Apple looking at the former towering every other challenge wrestle. "And the winners of this are Madam Fashion, followed by her friends, Awesome Avenger & Wild Apple!" Jasmine said. Much of the pony crowds cheered here from seeing the new winners, they may have just appeared out of nowhere during the after part, but who cares: This was thrilling! "Oh yeah; you girls rocked!" Pinkie Pie cheered in seeing this, her friends rocked. "HOORAAAAY," The CMC and Nyx cheered along with Spike & Phobos, they were starting to get the hang of liking this sport. "Well that was unexpected." Ben said. "Clean up on the mask mares so we can get some stallion versus human action next!" Chef issued an order for a cleanup crew to help prepare the next fight match. Once the masked mares were picking themselves up to get off, they all hit the bench. "I wonder who won." Lindsay remarked, cringing from the pain. "As long as it's points and not of whose left standing, who cares?" Bridgette groans, cringing a bit. "Ouch..." ------------- Scott started to smirk as he aimed for Noah, pushing him down as Ezekiel and Harold tried to pull Scott off of Noah, but to no avail. B smirked as he started to crush all of them. "Well, this is a great match!" Lindsay laughed. Jasmine then sat down next to the girls as she whispered, "Say, girls, mind if we talk for a moment?" "No problem." Dawn nodded. "What's up?" "Listen, you probably know who summoned me here, so I'll cut to the chase. Points don't matter in the long run for the boys; Scott's going to be in the Final Round no matter what." Jasmine explained. "I need a volunteer from the girls to win invincibility, so which of you girls would like to make Scott's round a miserable one?" "I can!" Katie said as Bridgette, Lindsay and Dawn nodded. "If Noah is rigging the match for one of us to win, it may as well be me to finish it." "Great!" Jasmine said. "Now, here's what we are going to do for the Final Round." As Jasmine started to whisper a plan to the girls, they heard the bell ringing. "That's the signal, time to bring out another wrestler to join the match!" Chris spoke off in seeing it's time they introduce a new addition to the match of fights. "Oh great, who's it gonna be; Ben Mare; Big Mac; Tough Apple? As long as it ain't no shark on two legs, I don't mind.” Scott groaned. "It ain't any of them!" Chef spoke. "And the last one seems too violent for the crowd to see! So instead, we brought in a celebrity masked wrestler to appear. And here he is!" Chris spoke. Then at that moment, near a big paper hoop that had the logos 'EL-G' on it, there was someone important. And soon, what came bursting from it, appeared in the flesh to stand in the center ring. It was a Pegasus stallion with emerald brown fur coat, dark & light tan orange backdrop mane & pointy tail, and brown eyes. He is seen wearing clothing consists of a green-yellow and orange wrestling uniform with a matching mask over his head, white front hoof shoes and orange back hoof shoes, and also comes wearing a black belt with a gold belt buckle. On his flank is a white 'W' symbol letter over a red line, as his Cutie Mark and talent. "Heeee...Huhaaah!" The new wrestler flex himself in being seen for all those around, and there was some excellent trumpet playing Spanish-American battle theme. "El Grapadura," The Mane Six's party responded with gasps. "EL GRAPADURA! The Wrestling Stallion Champ," Chris proudly announced the name of the champion of wrestling that has come to be present. "NO WAY! The real deal," Rainbow Dash spoke with a wide smile. "Heck, he's de best wrestler ta ever wrestle." Applejack spoke off with a wide smile in knowing this pony all too well. "DARN TOOTIN', show us yer stuff buddy!" Granny Smith was heard howler from the seats, cheering for the champ to do well. "Oh, those boys are so screwed." Izzy smirked as everyone nodded. "One stallion against five humans, let's see how the champ does it? BEGIN!" Chef spoke off in feeling he'll enjoy this before starting the fight. Soon the wrestle bell rang, which signal the start of the match to begin. "Ho-Hugh; Hoooough," Then El Grapadura looked around before he leaps over towards the wrestle ropes of the ring, which rebound him into the air; he did some amazing somersault moves before... "HUUAGH," The masked wrestle champ smacks right onto the other males in taking them all down. And soon the five males were going through the mercy wrestle works of a pro. "Oh, now that looks like it hurt!" Chris cringed. "I won't deny; that's an incredible feat!" Chef smirked. Rainbow and AJ were seen cheering in actually loving this action, and Pinkie Pie was having a blast along with the CMC joining in. "Rarity, don't you think this is a bit much?" Twilight asked. "Not at all darling; now go; Grind them humans!" Rarity waved off before changing her tune to wanting El Grapadura to finish off the others, in a wrestle term of expression. The five males of the Total Drama community left were trying to tackle, but El Grapadura proved too much the superior, and performed a barrel roll that knock them across the ring. Where they were bounce back by the ropes, and he held up his four hooves to fly, spin around to give them all a swift kick on impact, knocking them down. Harold, Ezekiel and B respectively fell down and fainted. "YEAH; GET THEM, EL GRAPADURA!" Nyx cheered along with the other CMC & baby dragons enjoying the show. "Great. My own daughter has become a wrestle fan fanatic." Twilight rolled her eyes in seeing her daughter was liking this, maybe this was a bad influence for her to see. "Ben, say something!" "YEAH EL GRAPADURA! GIVE IT TO THEM! REALLY BRING THE PAIN!" Ben was seen shouting and cheering for El Grapadura in what he was doing and was loving the sport. "Ben!" Twilight raised an eyebrow in not believing this; even the pony she loves who was shy once is actually into this. "Heh-heh, sorry Twilight, I guess I forgot to mention this... I got an interest in seeing pro wrestlers fight. The way they fight for honor, justice, live by a code of mask wrestling, they're kinda like little heroes I secretly wanted the Royal Guards to have me see, heck even Flash went with me!" Ben sheepishly spoke. "Oh brother," Twilight rolled her eyes again in not believing this, looks like everyone was into this. "Don't threat Twilight, I heard, it's only fake and no pony gets hurt." Fluttershy spoke. "SWEET MERCIFUL HEAVENS! MY SPINE," Harold's voice was heard crying out that made the two mares yelp in thinking... that was no fake tone of such action being displayed. "Um, mostly, maybe," Fluttershy sheepishly shrugged. Meanwhile, back in the match, El Grapadura was already grasping Noah while he pinned down Scott by his other hoof; the others were struggling to get up. Then in a weird moment, El Grapadura opens the mouth, bites Noah to end up twisting him like a corkscrew. Then he puts him down before Noah ends up spinning beneath the ring while the champ laughs off in this feat. And while Scott was trying to run from this, the strong wrestler hoof punch him down into the ring’s floor board that made a new hole. "And it looks like El Grapadura is taking the lead. Listen to the cheers!" Chris said as the cheers got louder. "And it ain't over yet; Looky there," Chef stated. Soon El Grapadura reaches down the holes he made, pulled up Noah and Scott, and in a shocking surprise, placed them both in a behind leg grasp lock. The tight squeeze was crushing them, and the guy was spinning the two to make them dizzy, it was a wrestle work of art. And then El Grapadura leaps upwards with his caught opponents to body slammed Scott and Noah's heads down on the other males which made them all yelp. "Ooooooooh, the old double head leg locker and bottom smasher," Chris cringed to stare off in seeing the painful moment the poor suckers were in. "Truly a spectacular feet; is there nothing the champ can't do?" Chef nods in seeing the Spanish masked pony pull off some amazing feats. Soon, El Grapadura lies down across the floor easily while he makes a bravo response. "Que se supone que mis piernas de ira. Ahora se encuentran, el duende de la verguenza," El Guapadura said before putting another squeeze on the still caught Scott and Noah. "What did he say?" Scott asked from his head facing upwards to the ceiling. "He says: You've met my legs of wrath. NOOOW Meet, the Elllllf of Shame!" Noah said as he acted out the words very well. "I didn't know you spoke Spanish, eh." Ezekiel replied. "Oui," Noah said, in French. Then before anyone can do anything, El Grapadura soon perform his legs that shot off Noah and Scott of which they impacted the other guys who all screamed from being shot out of the ring. Then from a bashing & crashing sound, many of the audience viewers look to find the challengers had INDEED, meant with the Elf Of Shame, as it was a statue, and boy did they look silly. Then Jasmine came into the ring as she made the call. "They're all out, and the winner and still champion of the Pony Wrestling world is... El Grapadura!" Jasmine announced as she held up the champ's left hoof. "Hah-Hah, Hah-Hah," El Grapadura laughs off in trumpet while holding the championship gold belt above, symbolizing the claim of winning the match. The entire stadium shook from loud cheers in seeing their wrestle champion hero win the round. "WAHHOOOOO; YES," Fluttershy was soon making loud cheers from feeling so happy in what she saw, just like when Rainbow pulled out a Sonic Rainboom. "THAT WAS AWESOME!" Twilight was shouting this with excited thrills of joy before earning the attention of the others. "Oh, eheheh, I guess I've become a bit of a wrestle fan fanatic too." She sheepishly spoke in seeing that was very uncharacteristic of her, after what she was saying earlier about wrestling. "Welcome to the club Twilight. This sport isn't just for guys, girls love it too." Ben patted his love's shoulder. "Only one more round to go!" Chris announced. "We'll be with you in a few seconds to tally up the points between wrestlers and see who gets to be in the Final Round." -------------- The scene returns to the main stage with loud clapping and cheering right now for what was seen. Looks like everybody loves a little wrestling... "Oh yeah! Awesome!" Rainbow exclaims as she and AJ high-five one another. "We rock!" "I am a bit upset that my pony self was tricked into it." Rarity said poutly, but then she smirks. "But as long as I won it, it doesn't matter." "Okay, I gotta admit, that was awesome!" Twilight, who came back from scolding Pinkie and Izzy, exclaims, cheering a bit. Ben laughs, shaking his head while saying, "Looks like the pony Twiley isn't the only one who is a wrestling fan now." "Yay." Fluttershy said quietly. "Yahoo!" Pinkie exclaims, almost falling out of her seat. "And if you think the scenes with the girls getting beat by Rainbow, AJ & surprisingly Rarity was good...I got a surprise in the back with Al having a guest to treat him." Geoff stated off to mention this riddle claim. "Huh?" Most of the gang ask, puzzled by this. "Geoff, what are you up to?" Beth ask, arching an eyebrow at this. "Trust me, you'll like it." Geoff assured the others of what he's doing. Now the scene focuses on a camera that shows Alejandro in a wrestle ring of the school's wrestle club. "Where am I? Those interns said I was free from being pied and could join a special event. And all I see is a ring, Geoff, explain?" Alejandro asked off a bit annoyed by what has happened and where he stands now. "Well do. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for this world's champion...El Grapadura!" Geoff spoke off to say while announcing this. Then coming on scene was what look like a human version of El Grapadura as he broke through his symbol mark with the ringing of the wrestle bell. He was posing while some dramatic music is played to be heard on the entrance. "Hugh! El Grapadura...The Stapler?" Alejandro gasped in recognizing the wrestler, and then did a double take of where he is now. "Wait! Wait! Lets be reasonable, not the face!" He pleaded to back away, but the wrestler was coming up to him. Soon punching and stretching sounds go on from offscreen, but sometimes the audience is shown El Grapadura performing crazy wrestle moves to really make Alejandro miserable to be sure. "Ooooooh, that looks like it hurt for Al alright?" Geoff cringed a bit in seeing that Al will be feeling that one in the morning. "Ha! That was good!" Heather's voice laughs from the communication thing. "That would teach him!" Leshawna's voice laughs. "While Alejandro is getting a beating, lets answer some questions." Geoff spoke off to say this in knowing what they can do now.... "Uh, Geoff? We don't got any." Vinyl reminds Geoff awkwardly. "Not online! From the audience!" "I got one!" Lyra, human version, exclaims while raising her hand. "How did you get that wall that blocked off Ponyville down?" "Yeah, what did happened?" Geoff ask Izzy curiously. "Duuuuuuh! We got the Sasquatch to do it!" Izzy exclaims with a mad look. "Roll 'em Smokey!" We see the next clip being played. ----------- The ponies and the Final Ten came back to Ponyville. Most of them are still stunned over hearing that Tuerto is out there, causing trouble and madness. They hope it will end soon. "Say, ponies?" Bridgette ask her pony friends in concern. "Since the truth is known, do we need the wall still?" "Not anymore, I guess." Twilight said in concern. "The wall won't keep Tuerto out, that's for first." "Well, we gotta get it down but how?" Spike ask the others. "Ah got it covered." Apple Bloom said as she spots the Sasquach sleeping. The filly came over and nudges him, waking the big guy up. "Hey, Sasquach? Mind doing us a favor an' knocking 'dat there wall down?" The Sasquatch nods, grunting as he rush off in a hurry. "Wow, he's fast!" Noah exclaims. Suddenly the sound of a wall being torn down is heard. "And loud!" -------------------- The audience cheers, applauding for this. "Next question!" Geoff exclaims with a smile. "I got one." Fluttershy said quietly. "Uh, while the wrestling thing is happening, how are the questers doing?" "Oh, good point! Hey, Gwen? What was the status of the quest for the eye during that wrestling thing?" Gwen's voice sounded as the screen started up, "Well, we split up in two groups... my group, consisting of Heather, Trent, Leshawna, Eva and me... you can call us the Drama Rangers..." "The Drama Rangers?" Heather's voice asked. "Well, why not?" Gwen's voice said, as if she shrugged. "Anyway, our team had an interesting encounter with this thing..." The screen then started showing some footage... ------------------------------------------------------- All of a sudden, the five ponies heard a huge roar as they jumped. The five turned in fear as they saw something green emerging... upon closer inspection, it seemed to be... a troll with a brown toga with a huge toothy frown... the five then looked closer and noticed strings attached to the hands. Eva frowned and walked towards the bridge as she looked down. "Halt, mortals!" The troll puppet said. "I am the defender of this path!" "A troll puppet; that's what we got scared of," Leshawna frowned as the four started laughing. "Hey! I am no puppet! I am a scary troll!" The troll puppet frowned while moving its' hands. "But... we can see your puppeteer right under the bridge." Eva pointed under the bridge where there was a purple pony with a green mane and a puppet cutie mark controlling the troll puppet. The puppeteer seemed to have blood on its' mouth, as if it had just eaten a goat recently. The troll puppet looked down at the puppeteer, then towards the campers. "That's just my other ego. Ignore him, he's not important. ANYWAY...I know what it is that you see- are you getting POPCORN?" Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Trent and Eva were now sitting in chairs as they were getting popcorn from a vendor that was nearby. "What? It was close by!" "YOU THINK THIS IS A SHOW! IT IS NOT! THIS IS A QUEST!" The troll puppet started jumping up and down in anger as the five people laughed, munching on their popcorn. "LOOK, I know what you seek! You're seeking a power that cannot be destroyed by physical, magical or scientific hands. You are seeking a power that when wielded, will end mankind and animalkind in all worlds and dimensions as we speak!" As the troll puppet was speaking, it started waving its' arms comically as the five laughed, Leshawna saying, "This is way better than Terry Fator!" ------------------------- Everyone laughed as they applauded. "Whoa, this troll puppet, with that puppeteer was your first obstacle?" Jo laughed. "Sounds like something from an elementary school play!" Geoff laughed. "Yeah, but we underestimated him." Eva groaned. "Them. Whatever. The point is... well... watch..." ------------------------------------------------- "What's your puppeteer's name?" Leshawna asked, looking down at the bridge again. The troll puppet looked down once again at the puppeteer, then back to the out contestants as he said, "I guess the same name as me!" "What is your name, beast?" Eva frowned. "There are many who call me by many names... but for you, you all may call me... Troll." The troll puppet, known as Troll, said. The five people-turned-ponies blinked... as all five started laughing. "Troll? That's your name? No, no, that's your PUPPETEER'S name?" "Well... yes." Troll blinked in confusion. "What's wrong with that?" "That's something a SECOND GRADER would come up with!" Gwen laughed. "Oh my God, 'Troll'?" "What, did it take you, like three seconds to come up with that name?" Trent laughed. "You're just some crazy puppeteer who's long forgotten his real name and just got stuck with that stupid troll puppet!" Eva laughed. "For someone who's supposed to be the supposed first boss 'monster' of this path, that's just pathetic!" Heather laughed. "Hey! It's a good name; it's straight forward and to the point!" Troll frowned. "Yeah, to the point that you're an idiot and a crazy guy," Leshawna laughed. "HEY!" Troll frowned. "Me and my ego here don't have to take this!" "Oh, what are you going to do, start up an episode of Sesame Street by giving us the number of the day?" Heather laughed. "You're not threatening, you're hilarious!" "YOU CAN'T TALK TO A GUARDIAN OF THE EYE THAT WAY!" Troll started to shake, as if steamed up. "I DEMAND RESPECT!" "Yeah, if you don't mind, I'm just going to kick your puppeteer in the rear." Eva said as she started to march down towards the underside of the bridge. "I'm warning you! I have powers!" Troll threatened as he turned towards Eva, marching down. "Yeah right," Eva laughed. The puppeteer pony glared as his eyes started glowing a white light, pulling a string, causing Troll's mouth to open and fire breathed right out of it, causing Eva to jump. "HOLY s***," Eva yelped as the four gasped. "Okay, not finding this funny anymore." Gwen said as she, Heather, Trent and Leshawna started to run towards the underside of the bridge to help Eva out. "Let's get that puppeteer and knock Troll down!" ------------------------------------------------ As soon as the screen stopped showing, everyone paused, not applauding, but just a little shaken. "My goodness. Are you guys okay?" Fluttershy asked. "Well, we barely got out of it... if Gwen didn't do that weird chanting thing." Heather's voice said. "We did catch something about the eye being part of religion, but we don't know if it's connected..." Trent's voice shrugged. "Meanwhile, with our group, consisting of me, Sam, Sadie, Cody and Sierra... AKA The Playas Next Door..." Brick's voice was heard. "The Playas Next Door?" Geoff frowned. "First "Drama Rangers" based on Power Rangers, and now 'Playas Next Door' based on Codename: Kids Next Door..." "Hey, we thought it was a good name for our team!" Cody's voice defended. "Anyway, I don't know if Noah is backstage, but I'm sure he remembers when he and I went to get a baby bird for a dare?" "I remember TOO well..." Noah said, peeking from backstage. "Get back in there, Noah, it isn't your turn." Geoff frowned. "Just wanted to point that out..." Noah said as he ducked back in. "...Anyway, me and my friends had to escape from the murderous wrath of that bird... again." Cody's voice sighed. "We were lucky to escape for our lives!" Sadie's voice said. "Anyway, that was about it from us..." Brick's voice said. "Well, back to the wrestling campaign... let's just say thanks to Noah's quick thinking AND using Jasmine to help with Katie to do his dirty work, they all defeated Scott... by this method!" Geoff smiled. "Roll it, Smokey!" Vinyl said as the clip started. ----------------------- Meanwhile, all the way back in the wrestling match, we see Jasmine coming up to the ring as she pulled out the mike. "Okay, here is where we stand! From the boys team, by getting a lot of points, Scott is in the Final Two!" As Jasmine then spat, causing everyone to boo, Scott gave a smirk to the other four boys, who glared at him (except for Noah, who was giving a small smirk of his own). "And now, from the girls', the ones who have racked up the most points... Katie!" Jasmine shouted. Everyone then applauded as Katie stepped into the ring, Katie had something behind her back. Jasmine nodded. "Now, before we begin our final match, I want you two to shake hands, to make this a fair fight." Scott nodded as he came over to Katie, arm extended. Katie smiled as she shook her head, then asked Scott, "Which hand do you take?" Scott paused. "Er... the left one?" Katie smiled as she showed her left hand, revealing nothing, and shaking her head. "Nope, wrong. Guess again." Scott smirked. "Oh I get it. I pick the right hand." ------------------------------------------------------ Katie: Ain't he a dope? ------------------------------------------------------ "Are you sure this is the hand you want?" Katie asked. "Yes, I'm sure." Scott nodded. "YOU'RE RIGHT!" Katie screamed as she pulled out a mallet and whacked Scott on the head with it, causing him to go dizzy. "That's the right one!" Scott then started getting a little dizzy as he was about to go down as Jasmine nodded. "And now we begin our final round!" Chris smirked. "BEGIN THE ROUND!" Jasmine then rang the bell as Scott fell down, Katie putting her foot on him while Scott was unconscious. "ONETHREENINETEN, YOU'RE OUT!" Jasmine then raised Katie's hand as she said, "The winner of invincibility and reward for the round, KATIE MILLER!" Everybody then started cheering as everyone was applauding, Katie smiling, with Jasmine shaking her hand. Scott then got up in confusion as he looked around. "What just happened?" -------------------------------------------------- Everybody eagerly applauded as Jasmine smiled, "I sure did good, didn't I?" "Yep... anyway, after Katie's win, it was off to the elimination ceremony where it was non-elimination, and El Grapadura beat up on Chris..." Geoff said. "Though something tells me Celestia and Luna did it as a test to see if they really got the old Chris back..." "I say he was back... in some way..." Mike shrugged. "Well, interestingly enough, we found this deleted clip for after Chris got out of the bottle..." Vinyl said. "Let's show it..." ---------------------------------------- After about everyone had left, Celestia used her magic to release Chris out of the bottle as Chris groaned. "Seriously, was this all necessary?" Chris frowned. "Just a small test, Chris." Celestia said. "But it's great to see you're back in form... and teasing and testing each contestant... as much as we hated it, we missed that..." "Yeah..." Chris sighed as he looked out the window. "Are you still depressed?" Luna asked in curiosity. "A little bit, I still regret a few things... kicking out Blaineley for starters..." Chris sighed. "Just remember Chris... people that go out first MAY have some big comeback..." Luna said, patting Chris on the back. "Yeah..." Chris sighed. "Well, I don't think I have a good mind to think up any other challenges... I don't suppose you guys have ideas?" "Well, I was thinking..." Luna said. "I've been watching another reality series called 'Survivor'..." "Ah, the show on CBS, a primetime network?" Chris asked in interest. "I'd LOVE to at least get Total Drama on primetime... or at least, on Saturday Morning!" "Yep, because as we all know, Saturday Morning cartoons will never die!" Discord said, passing by. "Well, anyway, I've been watching the show, and I've noticed they would often hold a 'Survivor Auction'... how about for our next challenge, we have something similar?" Luna asked. Chris paused... and smiled. "This is a good idea! A Total... Drama... AUCTION! I LOVE IT!" Chris then turned to Chef. "Chef, make a list of items we can potentially give away! We're going to do an auction!" Chef nodded. "You got it!" ------------------------------------- Everyone applauded as the scene came to an end. "So, he still misses Blaineley, huh?" Owen asked in interest. "He must really love her if he misses her that much." Twilight said. Pinkie was now crying as Rarity turned. "Pinkie, darling, are you crying because of Chris's loss?" "No, I'm crying because SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS HAVE DIED!" Pinkie still cried. "Oh." Rarity paused. "So, that's what lead to Episode Seventeen, which is 'Auction Master'?" Zoey asked. "You got it, Zoey!" Geoff said. "And to talk about this episode, let's bring out our main man, Harold, and another Season Six contestant, who we don't know his name, but we're calling him by the nickname Harold gave him... BEARDO!" Everyone applauded as Harold and Beardo came out and waved, the two sat down. "Just for the sake of this interview, Geoff... unless Beardo wishes to put in some comments, I'm going to be his translator, because he mostly talks through sound effects." Harold said. Beardo nodded as he gave a cat sound. "Fair enough." Geoff said. "Let's get started on this episode's summary, shall we?" "Okay, the episode starts off with a shave and a haircut..." Vinyl said with a grin. "Two bits!" Pinkie exclaimed happily as she jumped up. "Which involves Scott giving Katie a gnarly haircut!" Geoff remarked to the crowd. "If you thought Heather going bald was bad, then Katie's make that looks like Captain Kirk!" "As these clips would prove." Vinyl said seriously as some more clips appeared. -------------------------- It was the next day in Ponyville as ponies are out and about, doing their usual business. Fluttershy hummed happily as she picked some flowers to put in her home later. It's a bit quiet since DJ was gone...but the Pegasus pony still got some friends for her to hang with regardless. However, as Fluttershy was preparing to head on home, she heard a loud scream which echoed through all of town. It's coming from the same hotel that Katie and Noah are staying at. "What's going on? What's happening?" Twilight asked frantically as she and her friends, as well as Ben, rush to the hotel. "Are we under attack?" Spike asked in alarm as he hung onto Twilight's back. The other players arrived at the scene, most of them were concerned. Dawn asked, "What's going on? That sounded like Katie and she sounded upset!" Two familiar figures step out of the hotel. The ponies and the TD players, except a smirking Scott, saw Katie...who looked sad...because most of her hair had been shaved off! Only a few bits of it still remained. "Katie?" Rainbow asked Katie in bewilderment. "Uh....what happened to..." "I woke up and my hair, most of it is gone!" Katie cries out, sobbing on Noah's shoulder. "I feel like what Heather went through in the Final Three." "How did it happen?" Ben asked in concern and disbelief. "I think I know. Very funny, Scott!" Noah snapped, giving an angry look to Scott. Scott chuckled cruelly as he said, "Hey, payback's a bitch, Poindexter!" ------------------ Scott: It didn't take me long enough to figure out that Noah used the Jasmine card to give me a hard time in the wrestling thing. So how I give payback? By giving Katie the old Heather treatment! Ha ha ha! ---------------- Noah: (pissed) Oh, now Scott has gone too far this time. ----------------- "Okay, back off, sugah cube, back off." Applejack said, using a lasso to hold the pissed off Noah back. "Ah wanted 'ta beat him like yew do but right now, save it fer 'de game." "Oh, if you somehow make it to the Final Four or Three, I will make you suffer." Noah hissed to Scott, giving a slit motion across his neck. The villain shrugged it off as if not caring for the threat for the least. "Here's a wig, Katie." Rarity said with a sigh as she used her magic to put a wig on Katie's head. "At least until your head grows back." ------------------- Meanwhile, with Katie, she was now sobbing as she was still adjusting her wig as Noah sat down next to her. "Come on, Katie Kat, it's not too bad." Noah tried to comfort her. "You don't understand. Sadie was the one who started the ponytail craze, and I always wore the same hairstyle as Sadie." Katie explained. "I wear the same clothes, she wears the same clothes. But if she has the same hairstyle, I have the same hairstyle. It's a twin thing. I'm in charge of clothes to wear, she's in charge of hairstyle... Sadie's going to be upset if she watches this." -------------------------------------------------------- Katie: I've had the same hairstyle with Sadie ever since we were kids... and now to be shaved... I feel like a nobody! (sniffles) -------------------------------------------------------- "Katie, you aren't a nobody. You are somebody to me!" Noah said as he lifted Katie's face and wiped her tears. "Besides, think of this bald experience as a brand new you! You don't have Sadie to rely on anymore... and I may not be around to help you, and there has to be a time where you can rely on yourself." "But... we can still be together, right?" Katie asked, in between tears. "I'm not going to ditch you just because you're bald, Katie." Noah smiled, patting her cheek. "I love you, Katie, for your personality, your quirkiness... and let's face it, I need that quirkiness to rival my deadpan sarcasms." Katie giggled. "Yeah, and you pull a lot of sarcasm." "Indeed, I do." Noah said, rolling his eyes. "Katie, promise me one thing." "What's that, Noah?" Katie asked. "When your hair grows back... could you let it down? I always wondered what your hair was like, without the pigtails." Noah asked. Katie giggled. "All right, Noah. Hair down, just for you!" Noah and Katie both smiled as the two started to kiss, which started to evolve into a make-out. The two never noticed Pinkie bouncing along as she turned towards the two... and gasped as she covered her eyes. "OH MY CELESTIA, I'M BLIND!" Noah and Katie then stopped in shock as they glared at Pinkie. Pinkie paused. "What? Nobody saw my reaction to the Geoff/Bridgette make out scenes in Episode Four, so I wanted to do it here. Sorry, go on." Noah and Katie shook their heads as the two continued making out. Pinkie smiled. "Aw, that's sweet..." ------------------------------------------------- Noah: Well, hopefully, I've managed to calm Katie down... and from that make-out session we had... I think she has. Damn, Katie, you really are beautiful... ------------------------------------------------------- Back in the gym, the audience cheers for Katie and Noah, though boos around Scott. "Well, you got to give it to Katie. She is brave enough to move on despite her problem." Fluttershy said happily. "But honestly? Scott giving a girl a haircut?" Lightning ask in disgust. "What's the heck up with that?" "But you want to know what else is more weird than a bad haircut?" Cameron ask, getting uneasy. "Chris...being nice!" "Believe me, we know!" Harold remarked. "So how did this came out?" Geoff ask as he points to the screen. "Well..." ------------------------ All the way back in Castle Canterlot, Chris was still sighing as he looked over the schedule. "I just can't seem to get into it... I'm still the jerk I am... but I still feel bad..." Celestia walked over to Chris as she asked, "Chris, have you ever considered, just for one day, trying to be nice to your contestants? I know this is out of your comfort zone, but I want you to at least try, okay?" Chris paused as he turned to Celestia. "Be nice? To the contestants? I don't know, they all hate me..." "At least try to get them to like you, let them know you'd be willing to protect them from Tuerto... hell, give them what they would like." Celestia advised him. "Chef, Discord and Luna are busy with the items, so why don't you go around and be nicer..." Chris paused... and smiled. "You know what? I will! I'll try my best to be nice! And I believe I'll start with somebody I KNOW I hurt the most..." ---------------------------------------- "And Chris begins his quest by...well...any awkward means necessary." Geoff said awkwardly to the audience. ---------------------------- "Hey, buddies, friends." A familiar voice said. The two saw Chris coming in with a tray full of food...and a creepier more so than usual smile. "Chris?" Bridgette asked in concern. "What do you want? It isn't time for the auction yet, is it?" "Oh no. I thought I would see how my favorite players are doing." Chris said to the duo eerily. "Okay, seriously, what do you want, eh?" Ezekiel asked, getting a bit worried. "I figure you two would be hungry, here you go." Chris said with a smile. ---------------------- Ezekiel: Is Chris being...nice? (worried) Is the world ending, eh?! --------------------- "So, what else would you like?" Chris smiled as Ezekiel was now being handed a tray of food. "Go... away." Ezekiel said uncomfortably. "Come on! Not seeing a nice Chris for once?" Chris asked the two, giving them the creeps. "While we like nice, the way you're doing it is...kinda creepy." Bridgette said awkwardly. "What? You want creepy?! I can do creepy!" Chris exclaimed eagerly. He rush off for a moment, returning...AS A CLOWN! He begins to sing, "Everybody loves a clown, so why don't yooooooou?" "Ugh! Stop, stop, stop!" The two exclaimed, covering their ears in pain. That was horrible! --------------------- Suddenly, the gang heard a band playing. To their surprise and disbelief, there's Chris coming in, wearing a huge drum on his back that pounds by itself. He is blowing trumpets and such and banging cymbals. "Uh, Chris?" B asked Chris in confusion. "What the heck are you doing?" Harold asked Chris looking him up down. "To be honest, Pinkie and Izzy already did something like a few weeks ago when we first got here." "I figure that, to make up for all my bad acts to you all in the past, I could sing you all a little song." Chris exclaimed with a smile, creeping the players out. "You? Wanting to make up?" Noah asked Chris skeptically. "Okay, how much you were bribed to do this?" "Come on and listen as I combine every songs I heard..." Chris cleared his throat, playing the trumpets as he began to sing. ---------------- Back in the present, the song was fast forward. Everyone notice a bored Pinkie fast forwarding through the clip. "Seen it, downloaded it, boring!" Pinkie explains with a shrug. "Loved it, though too much can be too much for this pie!" "Well, anyway, it's around the same time we met Beardo." Harold said with a smile. Beardo nods as he make a school bell. "Oh! Is it lunchtime?" Pinkie asked, surprised, wondering if that's the lunch bell. "No, Pinkie, he speaks with sounds." DJ said. "Yep, and if you thought Beardo was weird enough...check him out before the audction begins." Geoff said as we saw a never-before-seen deleted clip. ---------------------------- Soon, the Total Drama gang arrived at the auction hall. Most of them sat together in the stands with the Mane Six, Ben, the CMC and their pony pals. Scott sat by himself. No surprise there, he isn't Mr. Popular as usual. The hosts stood in front at the podium with Chris piunds it, saying, "I find you all guilty..." Most of everyone gasped in shock and confusion. He smirked and adds, "...of being cute and funny! Ha ha ha! Psyche!" "Can we get on with it, please?" B asked impatiently before glancing at Beardo. "And who's the guy with the beard? Let me guess: another one of Chris's future contestants?" "Yep! Call him my beatboxing buddy!" Harold explained with a proud smile as Beardo made a pony sound. "Applejack, your uncle's calling!" Pinkie exclaimed to Applejack, thinking that her uncle is calling just now, but not realizing it was Beardo making the sound effect. "No, he's not, that was the guy making the noises." Applejack said dryly while pointing to Beardo. "Okay, so here's how this is going to work... Basically, this is an auction." Celestia said as Luna gave bags of bits to each player in the game. "You're all given nine hundred bits each, in cash, and basically, all you have to do is bid on an item we present without going over the amount. Anybody who gets the price correct or close to the price correct without going over will win that item. The prices are in 20 dollar increments, so bid wisely." Once Luna's done giving out the money, she now spoke, "Now, these items will be covered up, so they can be anything... food, an advantage for the next round... and invincibility will be the last item on the list, so use your money wisely and save up..." "Hey, princesses, quick question... with Beardo here, how does he fit into the auction?" Harold asked, motioning to Beardo who just waved. Noah, eyes widened, spoke up, "Beard- okay, I'm pretty sure that's not his real name." "Well, it's probably just a nickname." Dawn suggested with a shrug. Harold shrugged while saying, "Yeah, he only talks through sound effects, so I'm just calling him Beardo until he feels the need to talk." "Glad you asked. Harold, since you summoned Beardo, he acts as an extra hundred bits, so basically, Harold, you have a thousand bits, so you have a hundred bit advantage." Celestia explained to Harold with a smile. "Yeah!" Harold exclaimed while pumping his fist. "Okay, wait a while as we get the first item up for bid." Discord said with a grin. Harold smirked mischievously, whispering, "Hey Beardo. Wanna have some fun?" Beardo nodded as he disappeared. The future player snuck underneath Applejack and Rainbow...then made a noise near Rainbow as if she just did a smelly 'boom boom'. "Rainbow!" Applejack scolded Rainbow for what she thought that she did. "What? I didn't do that!" Rainbow protested in confusion. Beardo smiled while sneaking to Fluttershy, then makes a huge Dragon noise behind her. "AAH!!! DRAGON!!" Fluttershy screamed in fear before she zipped away in cartoon fashion. Beardo chuckled as he got behind two final victims: Ben and Twilight. The sound effects man then made a wolf whistle at Twilight. "Ben!" Twilight exclaimed, giggling at what she believed her love to do: wolf whistle at her. "Huh?" Ben asked in confusion and alarm, "W-W-Wait! I didn't do that!" Beardo chuckled and came back to Harold. The geek chuckled as he fist-bumped him, saying, "Boo-yah." ------------------ In the present, the audience applauded for this. Rainbow commented, "Beardo, you are a riot...and I mean that in a good way." "Who's the king of pranks now?" Harold asked proudly. "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up." Duncan remarked, rolling his eyes as Harold bit into his sandwich. The boy smirked devilishly. "Because I left something familiar in your sandwich." Harold yelped as he felt something in his mouth. The boy spat and pulled out a familiar underwear from the sandwich. The audience laughed a bit. "Oh, very mature, Duncan!" Harold exclaimed, glaring at Duncan who pulled out an old prank from Season 1. "One. Step. Ahead." Duncan said proudly, thinking that he'd always be the king of pranks. But unknown to him, Beardo snuck up behind him and made a cloth tearing noise. The audience laughed madly on hearing this, making Duncan yelp a bit. The boy, embarrassed, held his butt, mumbling, "Excuse me." He rushed off, thinking that he needs to change his pants. "And I'm two steps ahead!" Harold exclaimed with a laugh as Beardo came by. The geek high-fived him. "Boo-yah!" "He's not just a riot! He's a crack-up!" Twilight laughed wildly, commenting what Beardo just did and finding it hilarious. "Really? He looks fine to me, cause I don't see any cracks on him." Pinkie joked with a grin. Then, on cue, Beardo made a rimshot noise. "Man, that guy's cool!" Scootaloo remarked, really enjoying Beardo with making sound effects. "Anyway, things move on with the auction stuff." Harold explains with a nod. We see clips of the players bidding and winning, various items. Some of the audience laughs at some of the joke prizes, all of them boo at Scott winning the Chris McClean statue. Pinkamena saw the clip of Dawn winning invincibility by staying with her pony self. The flat haired girl smiles while saying, "Those two are gooooood friends." "Then Scott pulls a nasty trick." Harold said with a deep frown. "Involving the name I was going to give him with changing anybody's name of your choice until the end of the day." -------------------------------- "Now, earlier in the auction, Harold was given a chance to change somebody's name, until the end of the day, which is the elimination ceremony." Discord said as he opened up the envelope. "Let's reveal the new name on whom, shall we?" Harold gave a smirk as Scott was seen whistling innocently. "The new name that Harold wrote down is..." Discord paused. "...Ugly Bitches." Harold jumped. "What? That's not what I wrote!" "And the person that is dubbed Ugly Bitches are..." Discord paused. "My my, this is interesting. Seems Harold wrote down the Mane Six, Celestia and Luna's names." Everybody's eyes widened as they were now glaring at Harold. Celestia frowned as she said, "Are you calling us ugly?" "That's not what I wrote!" Harold tried to argue the point. "Harold, can you handwrite my name to compare?" Luna asked as she conjured up a piece of paper and a pen. "Oh, certainly!" Harold said, writing Luna's name, then giving it to her. Luna looked at the paper Harold gave her, then turned towards Celestia, who nods. "Yep, this is the same handwriting." Harold's eyes widened. "WHAT???" Celestia and Luna frowned as Celestia glared at Harold. "Well, Harold... looks like we have a LOT to consider..." "I can't believe you called us ugly bitches!" Pinkie glared at Harold. "And we're stuck with these names until the end of the day!" "Don't worry, everything will be fine." Ben said, comforting them. Chris chuckled as he said, "Seems there is to be some animosity... well, the auction is officially over..." Everyone nodded as they started to leave, Harold still in utter confusion on what happened. ------------------------------------------------------- Harold: I swear, I never wrote that Ugly Bitches' names are Ugly Bitches! (pause) Great, I'm replacing their real names with Ugly Bitches! If this is Discord's doing, I swear to God! ---------------------------------------------------------- "I swear, I didn't write all that, Ugly Bitches!" Harold started to explain to the leaving Twilight. "Stop calling us that!" Twilight frowned. "You're not helping your case." "I'm trying to say your real names, but that other name keeps coming out!" Harold tried to explain. "Save it!" Twilight glared as she turned around and started to walk off. ------------- The audience boos angrily at Scott's trick. Rainbow yells out, "What a jerk!" "Right! Ugly Witches?!" Pinkie cries out in disgust. "Well, folks, how about we get away from that by asking the questers what happened." Geoff suggests with a smile. "Well, my group stopped by a spring and tell stories about each other." Gwen's voice explains to everyone. "And no, I ain't saying my boyfriend's name, not a chance!" Heather's voice exclaims in annoyance. "Right, we found out that Eva come from a family of Nazi..." "Wait. Nazi, really?" Nyx ask in surprise and disbelief. "Yeah, I rather not talk about it." Eva's voice said dryly. "Then Trent told us a story that made Heather sick enough to throw up in the pool." Gwen's voice said, making the audience groans in disgust. "Oh sure, tell them why don't you?!" Heather's voice snaps at Gwen's in irritation. "After we were done with that, we run into some survey ponies. They went down easy, foo'!" Leshawna's voice remarks with a laugh. "So Cody, how about your group?" Vinyl ask Cody with a grin. "Well, we met the oddest group of weirdoes you'd ever see..." Cody's voice explains as the next clip begins. ------------------- Meanwhile, with Cody, Sadie, Sierra, Brick and Sam, after a quick breakfast of nuts and berries they found in the forest, they kept marching on as Cody was reading the book to follow directions. "Well, it seems it's going to be quite a while before we reach our next puzzle..." Cody said. "But I'm sure glad we took that easy path." Brick said. "From what Heather's group had told us from the speakerphone on the watches, they seemed to be going through some tough times..." "They ran into a puppet whose puppeteer had powers beyond unicorn or Alicorn. I don't see how that's tough..." Sierra frowned. "Well, either way, we have a lot to go on... so let's move on..." Brick said as they continued walking... until they stopped in their tracks, seeing a few people that were in front of them. There were five people standing in the Total Drama ponies' way... all five were wearing black cloaks, and had some kind of appendage to them... the middle one, presumably the leader, had a cat tail, the one on the far left, had a wolf tail, the one on the middle left, had two bird wings, the one on the middle right had a monkey tail, and was noticeably shorter than the others, and the one on the far right had glasses on. All five of them seem to be holding some sort of weapons. "Whoa..." Cody said in surprise. "Lower your weapons for now." The cloaked figure in the middle said as the four lowered the weapons. "Greetings, fellow pony travelers. We are the guardians of the Eye of Tuerto." "Guardians?" Sierra asked in surprise. "Yes, there are many of us, ny-" The cloak then covered his/her mouth. "Sorry, little hiccup. Anyway, there are many of us... all dedicated to those who are not worthy of discovering the true religious power." "Religious?" Sadie blinked. "What's so religious about a horse's eye?" Sam asked. "Hey, have you noticed they're standing on two feet?" Brick whispered to Cody. "Yeah... maybe they're either humans, like us, or a magical creature, or..." Cody whispered. "Wait... you are all humans?" The middle figure jumped in surprise. "Tell me, are there any more like you?" "Yes... they're all in Ponyvil-" Brick started. "LISTEN!" The middle cloak frowned. "If you know what's best for you ponies, you would never keep these humans around!" Sam nodded as he turned to the others. "Let me handle this, guys." Sam then turned to the five figures. "What do they call you guardians?" "You may refer to us as... the Weums." The leader figure said. "The Weums?" Sadie paused. "What are the Weums?" "Maybe it's Japanese for something?" Sierra asked. "I advise you to turn around, or in the name of Marcie, I will-" The leader Weum started before the middle left cloaked figure kicked the leader. "Ouch. Thanks, Weum Two." "Can we go by our real names?" Weum Two frowned. "No." Weum One frowned. "It's more dramatic this way." "Marcie? Who is Marcie?" Sadie asked as the others blinked in confusion. "Oh, well, you see, Marcie is..." the little Weum figure started before the glasses wearing Weum gagged the little Weum figure. "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that information is classified. You're better off not knowing." The glasses wearing Weum figure started. "Look, turn around and never come back!" The Weum figure on the far left said in a cold tone. The leader Weum just groaned. "Guys, I thought we agreed I'D do most of the talking!" "Sorry, sorry." The four figures said before standing their ground. Sam smirked as he was looking around his pack, as Brick asked, "What are you looking for, soldier?" "I think these five are just DnD players, having a little fun. I used to be in that sort of club before I moved on to video games." Sam smiled. "So, I've brought a few things just in case something like this would come up." Sam then turned to the five Weums as he announced, in a brave voice, "ALL RIGHT, FACE MY WRATH, WEUMS, FOR I HAVE A POWERFUL WEAPON! FACE THE WRATH OF MY MIGHTY STAFF!" Sam then threw a couple packets of birdseed at Cat Eared Weum as he yelled, "Lightning! FIRE! BLIZZARD!" The three packets then fell towards the ground as everyone just stared in awkward silence. Sam frowned. "Well?" "Well what?" Cat Eared Weum asked. "That was bird seed!" Sam prompted the Weums, who just blinked under their cloaks. "And?" Cat Eared Weum said, not getting the point. "You're supposed to... fall down now, and raise your hands above your head and run back to the supervisor saying you're dead!" Sam frowned. The five Weums don't move as they stared at Sam in utter confusion. Sam snapped his fingers. "Oh, okay, I think I know what the problem is. You're doing that World of Darkness thing? The rock, paper, scissors routine? No offense, but that's old-school. We're doing the bird seed thing today, okay? I hit you with the packet, I say a random spell, I hit you with the packet, I say another random spell, lay down on the ground, twitch..." Sam then twitched a bit. "...and just pretend like you're a hamster, right? Unless you guys are, like, are any one of you guys like a support class, like Warlord or Cleric?" The five Weums just stared in confusion. "It doesn't matter. Anyway, I hit you. Blizzard, Fire, Lightning, So, now you go down." Sam started as he tried to pin the leader Weum into the ground. "Come on, now, come on, down you go." Sam tried to push the leader Weum down, much to Brick, Cody, Sadie and Sierra's stares in astonishment, and the other Weums just looking in confusion. Sam finally gave up as he frowned. "You know what, if that's how you're going to play it, I'm afraid I'm simply gonna have to report you guys to your game master. You guys are in serious trouble. You guys are never gonna play this game again, you know." All of a sudden, the leader Weum glared as clouds started to form, lightning began to strike, and she started to give an unnatural ferocious roar. Sam yelped as he jumped back. "What the hell?" Sam then backed away as Sadie and Sierra frowned. "What do you think, Sadie?" Sierra asked as she pulled out the Element of Honesty necklace Lindsay made and put it on. "I'm with you, Sierra." Sadie nodded as she put on her half of the Element of Generosity necklace Lindsay made and stepped over to the five Weums. "We are two of the Main Seven!" Sierra said as she glared down at the Five Weums. "I'm the Element of Honesty... and this is half the Element of Generosity!" "Other half is still in Ponyville." Sadie said. "We are not scared of you five!" Sierra laughed. "What do you have to best us?" The Leader Weum then handed her weapon over to the winged Weum as she put her hands together, as if in a prayer format. The leader Weum then took her hands apart as some type of blue energy was formed... she then threw the blue energy ball towards the five Total Drama ponies as they yelped and ducked, the energy ball splitting up a nearby tree. "HOLY s***!" Sadie and Sierra screamed upon seeing what the cloaked figures could do. "Guys... we better run!" Cody said. "RETREAT! RETREAT!" Brick nodded as the five started to run. The leader Weum nodded as the winged Weum gave her the weapon. "After them! We can't let them get away! If they ARE what she described... we may have to dissuade them!" "Right!" The other four Weums nodded as they started to give chase. --------------------- "...The Weums?" Human Twilight asked as the clip ended. "I don't know their nature... they seem to be powerful people... they don't act like they're from Equestria, though..." Brick's voice explained. "Yeah, they weren't ponies..." Sadie's voice said. "But we do understand you actually... fought them..." Geoff said. "...in a playground. Yes." Sam's voice said. Everybody blinked. "A playground?" Pinkie asked. "Yep. Watch." Cody's voice said as the next clip started. ----------------------------------------------- Cody, Brick, Sadie, Sierra and Sam then kept running as the Weums pulled out their weapons (the glasses wearing Weum holding up two castenets that formed into a staff, the little Weum holding up a yellow tambourine, that acted as a diskenette, with the winged Weum holding up a bow with arrows.) and gave chase. The five then stopped as they saw something that caught their eyes... an abandoned playground, with a few toy weapons scattered around. "A place to call our battlefield." Brick nodded as the five went over and grabbed a weapon, turning towards the five Weums, ready for combat. The leader Weum nodded as all five went to battle, the leader Weum taking on Brick, the winged Weum taking on Sadie, the glasses wearing Weum taking on Sam, the little Weum taking on Sierra, with Cody going up against the wolf-tailed whip wielding Weum. Brick and the leader Weum got up and started fighting on a playground bridge as the leader Weum started muttering some words, sending a shockwave from her sword as Brick fought back with his toy sword. "Ho! Ha! Parry! Dodge! Spin!" Brick said as the leader Weum started blocking attacks with her sword. Sierra started to scream heroically as she raised up her staff as she started charging towards the littlest Weum. The littlest Weum started giving a scream too as she started charging with her tambourine like weapon... what's odd was that they were going around in circles... which is mostly because they were on a merry-go-round... and their screams turned out to be more joyous than of bravery. "This is way too much fun!" Sierra laughed. "I know!" The littlest Weum nodded. The glasses wearing Weum and Sam stopped their battle just to look at this display of the littlest Weum and Sierra laughing their heads off at the merry-go-round. Sam and the glasses-wearing Weum then resumed their battle as Sam started to go up on the swings and the glasses wearing Weum jumped, with the two battling, Sam with his shield, and the glasses wearing Weum with her staff.) "Sorry. Sorry. Sorry." The glasses wearing Weum uttered every time she tried to fight with her weapon and aimed it at Sam. Sadie, holding a few rocks, and the winged Weum, holding her arrows, nodded as they started throwing stuff at each other in a distance, the two screaming. "YAH! HAH! WAH!" Cody then climbed up a slide as he slid down it pretty quickly... the wolf tailed Weum followed suit as she stood and... fell flat on her face as she slid down. "OW! This slide was not made for tall women..." Brick then grabbed onto a slider and crosses kicking the leader Weum in the face. He then slides backwards. "Ah, crap." Brick groaned as he crashed, letting go of the slider and falling. With Sadie and the winged Weum, Sadie was throwing rocks and missing as she yelled, "Take that, you Weum!" "HEY, stop that!" Sierra called as it's revealed the rocks were hitting her, the littlest Weum having to duck. "I am not a Weum!" "Sorry, Sierra! I'm trying to hit one!" Sadie argued. Back with Sam and the glasses wearing Weum, the glasses wearing Weum was climbing up on a bridge as Sam grabbed her staff, the glasses wearing Weum yelping as the winged Weum, taking her time to escape, joined the glasses wearing Weum and blocked the other end of the bridge. Sam frowned as he held up the staff. "See you in hell, bitches!" Sam then whacked the staff down on the bridge... which collided with the fake rope bridge, since it was pretty much made of metal. The glasses wearing Weum and the winged Weum just stared at Sam, as if to say, "What were you trying to accomplish?" Sam chuckled nervously as he handed the staff back to the winged Weum. "I believe this is yours..." Sam then punch the glasses wearing Weum in the stomach as Sadie climbed up and switched partners. Sierra and the littlest Weum... were now smiling in glee as they were now riding the swings, laughing and playing. The leader Weum and Cody just stared at the two as if to say, "Really?" Cody groaned. "This is just getting silly..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "Then, what happened?" DJ asked. "...A bull and a bunny came over and forced all of us out of the playground, threatened to call the police on us, and... we obliged." Brick's voice said. Everyone just stared at the radio as Human Principal Celestia did a flat "...what." "That is what we experienced!" Brick's voice said as if he frowned. "But, we did manage to trick the Weums into thinking we'd be innocent scouts and continue our battle... and we tricked them!" Cody's voice said in triumph. "...We ran away from the battle as they were setting up in a newer playground." Sadie's voice said. "...All in all, it was successful." Cody's voice said. "Anyway, that ended the episode on our end..." Brick's voice said. "...And to finish up our summary... Chris was convinced to go back to being himself after Ezekiel and Bridgette convinced him, and Harold was booted off by the princesses for the name calling." Geoff said. "Anyway, with that out of the way, let's move on to our next episode, 'The Dawn Stoppers', and yes, this is a Dawn episode." Vinyl said. "And..." Geoff started... before a bright light flash as Vinyl and Geoff were now sitting in opposite corners, Vinyl speaking in Geoff's voice, "This was the infamous body-switching episode!" "Geoff, we totally saw you two switching seats with Vinyl and then moving your lips a little so that it would be in sync with Vinyl's. Don't kid yourself." Beth frowned. "Fine. Ruin our moment." Geoff said. "Anyway, let's bring out... B!" Everyone applauded as B came out, his jaw still wrapped in that ice pack. Geoff grimaced a bit. "Oh yeah, this was also that episode where Scott actually crossed the line..." Geoff said. "Agreed." Alejandro came out and sat down. "I'm actually not rooting for Scott anymore at this point... he just can't be redempted after that moment!" "Surprised you're actually siding with us this time." Owen said. "Yeah, when you're being beaten, and you see a lot of people being beat up, you'd expect that..." Alejandro said. "Anyway, since there was no Season Six cameo, since we did use Izzy's card to bring in Max... trust me, his time in the spotlight's coming, we figured we bring in another person..." Geoff said. "And it's of one of our students here!" Vinyl smiled. "We interviewed her in the first Aftermath Show, let's see if we can get more opinions from her... let us bring out Sunset Shimmer!" Everyone... well, they booed, as opposed to applauding, which was odd, because last time Sunset Shimmer went out on stage, she was being cheered on. Now, they seem to hold animosity against Sunset. "So, Sunset..." Geoff smiled. "How are things at Canterlot High doing for you?" Geoff asks while interviewing Sunset. "They're doing fine." Sunset said, lying through her teeth. She yelps as the audience boos, throwing stuff at her. "Hey!" Principal Celestia yells at the crowd through a megaphone, "No throwing at the stage!" Sunset groaned as she said, "Sorry, guys. For some reason, I've got a bad track record on this..." "What did you do this time?" Geoff asked. "You don't want to know." Sunset, along with the human versions of the Mane Six and Ben Mare, said. "Well, let's get everything underway with this episode summary, shall we?" Geoff asked. "Okay, this next episode gives the new meaning of the term 'Freaky Friday'." Vinyl said, giving out quotation marks. "Ugh! That movie sucks!" Jo exclaimed in disgust. "And I wasn't referencing to the Jodie Foster film. The remake was terrible." "I hate the Freaky Friday concept completely." Sunset remarked dryly. "Tell me about it. You and Twilight switch brains one time, causing her to..." Pinkie paused, then realizes something. "Oh wait. That was a different fan-fiction and timeline. Never mind." "Nevertheless, it's another episode that involved Scott getting away with it, that douchebag." Leshawna said with a frown. "So how did it started? Well, with another simple plan of Chris gone awry." Geoff explained as we see the clip. --------------- It was early morning in Equestria as Chris seemed to be busy working on something, whistling a bit as Chef and Discord were passing by. "So, what are you working on, my friend?" Discord asked. "I'm not sure yet, but this is certainly going to help me in my conquest for world domination!" Chris smiled. "What?" Discord said in shock. "He means nothing. He has just one of those days where he feels he wants to take over the world." Chef rolled his eyes. "His attempts never work. I should know, I was involved in some of those world domination schemes, and they never seem to work in his favor. Something always goes wrong in Chris's plans." "Interesting; tell me more." Discord said in interest. "Well, there was the time Chris was trying to build a robot army, but Heather and Izzy messed everything up and almost killed everyone!" Chef laughed. "And then there was the time Chris tried to use his plants to get the world to fall to his feet... but he somehow fell in love with a plant and reproduced with it." "I swear, I don't know HOW it reproduced a plant with my face!" Chris tried to defend himself as Discord laughed. "Oh, that's a scream. You know, Celestia won't be pleased when she finds out you're trying to dominate the world." Discord pointed out. "Ah, Chris's attempts never work. They always fail!" Chef smiled. "Oh, really?" Chris smirked. "Well, feast your eyes once I push this button!" Chris then pushed the button on the remote control as a bright light flashed everywhere... when the light cleared, Discord and Chef were still here, but they were in opposite spots, as Luna was now in the chair where Chris was. Luna then said, in Chris's voice, "Huh. That didn't do nothing..." "Yeah, it only turned you into Princess Luna!" Chef, in Discord's voice, laughed... then yelped as he covered his mouth. "Say, wait a minute..." "Whoa, what the hay?" Discord, in Chef's voice, said as he looked down at his body. "What happened to my body? I feel all weird, like I want to spread chaos..." "MCCLEAN!" Chris, in Luna's body, yelped as he saw his body with an angry face, and Ben Mare walking in. Ben Mare, speaking in Celestia's voice, starts, "Would you kindly explain how I'm in my son's body?" "Uh..." Chris, in Luna's body, paused. "Oh, get this. He's trying to dominate the world, but he's failing so miserably at it!" Discord laughed. Celestia, in Ben's body, groaned, "Really, Chris; You want to dominate the world?" "Hey, a man has to have dreams, doesn't he?" Chris, in Luna's body, shrugged. "Yes, McLean, and you are in big trouble!" Luna, in Chris's body, frowned. "Change us back this minute." "Uh...I can't." Chris chuckled nervously. "WHAT?!" Celestia, Luna, Discord and Chef, in different bodies, jumped as they yelled in shock. "Seems that I took a lot of energy from the remote... and the radius was wide from Ponyville to Canterlot, so it probably affected everyone. Regardless, if I tried it again, we'd be in different bodies." Chris, in Luna's body, explained. "Oh, now what do we do!" Chef in Discord's body groaned. "My poor son... stuck in my body..." Celestia in Ben Mare's body sighed. "My poor student and her friends are probably going to wake up and find themselves acting differently..." "And the remaining contestants..." Luna in Chris's body groaned. "They are going to be pissed..." Chris smirked. "Sounds like a perfect new challenge... Discord, I want you to find the remaining contestants, they're all probably sleeping. Teleport them to different areas in Ponyville so that it won't be easy to track them down..." Discord, in Chef's body, smirked, "On it!" Discord in Chef's body started to snap his fingers... then paused as he realized nothing was happening, "Uh... now what?" "I'll do it!" Chef in Discord's body sighed as he held up his fingers. "I mean, it's chaos, it can't be that hard!" Chef, in Discord's body, snapped his fingers as he disappeared. Celestia, in Ben's body, sighed. "I don't know what challenge you have in mind, McLean, but hopefully, it buys us enough time to change us back to normal..." "No problem at all!" Chris, in Luna's body, smiled. "I can do this!" "I hope to Celestia you do." Luna, in Chris's body, glared. -------------- The audience applauded as Geoff said, "After that, things got intense when the ponies and the players switch bodies." "Plus, Diamond Tiara, the pony one, got stomped." Justin remarked with a chuckle. "By Maxin Talos. Oh, the irony!" "But it gave Scott a bad idea to make things up for B and Dawn." Mike said in concern, rubbing the back of his head. "Kinda like how Mal did when he took my place during 'All Stars'." "And it was where he made a claim that he could be the winner of Total Drama Equestria, because he keeps staying, and he's been insulting the good guys, and he especially called B a racist name!" Zoey said angrily. "Say, B? You doing okay?" Brick's voice called out. "Doing fine." B mumbled a bit. "My jaw is healing but nothing I haven't dealt with before." "So, Sunset, how would you rate Scott's actions?" Geoff asked Sunset curiously. Before Sunset could respond, an audience member snapped angrily, "Like how the Demon witch would've!" The audience booed a bit in agreement. "What gives?" Owen asked confused. "Last time she was here, Sunset was given cheers. So what's going on now?" "Can I tell you folks the truth?" Sunset asked the others with an annoyed sigh. "Chris paid them before the first show...but it turns out he paid them with Monopoly money. Not pretty." "Ouch." Twilight said with a cringe. That explains a lot. "Well, during the same time, Rainbow was challenged to the ice bucket challenge." Geoff said to the camera with a grin. "And speaking of which..." Geoff pulled a lever near his seat. Suddenly the players who were eliminated got bucket of ice water spill all over them. "AAAAHH!!! MY HAIR!!!" Anne Maria screamed while shivering from the ice water. "Brrr! Did it get cold in here?" Cameron asked while shivering a bit. "Oh, what fun!" Geoff exclaimed with a laugh. "But what makes things interesting is the friendship between Dawn and that Pinkie Pie lookalike who lives in the creepy dungeon underneath Sugarcube Corner." "Yeah, even had a lovely song sequence." Vinyl remarked with a grin. "And it's based on one of Neros and Toonwriter's favorite songs from Seussical!" Nyx commented with a smile, breaking the fourth wall. "But that was in the previous episode." Rainbow reminded her pal. "But this isn't!" --------------- After everything was calmed down, Dawn/Lindsay was just about ready to leave after Pinkamena had served breakfast. "Well, I'd best be going now." Dawn/Lindsay said, as she was beginning to leave. "Good bye, Pinkamena." "Well, good bye if you're sure you won't have more breakfast." Pinkamena/Golden Heart smiled. Dawn/Lindsay immediately jumped in excitement as she ran back to the table. "Is there any more breakfast?" Pinkamena/Golden Heart then gave an instant glare at Dawn/Lindsay. "No, there isn't. Not after you did that 'look over there' bit and took all of my food!" "I have no idea what you mean." Dawn/Lindsay rolled her eyes... then burped, "Oh, sorry." Pinkamena/Golden Heart sighed. "Oh well, what can you do? Oh, wait, Dawn, I want to show you something." Pinkamena/Golden Heart said as she searched for something, and then shows a lovely charm bracelet which has the symbol of Kindness on it, along with the initials 'B + Dawn' on it. "I wish you the best of luck and I want you to win the most." Dawn/Lindsay placed the bracelet on her and was amazed by the gift. "Also, if you see Scott... tell him this; 'his number will come up soon'..." Pinkamena/Golden Heart spoke her message while she giggles after saying that. Dawn/Lindsay smiled from hearing that, and headed out of the dungeon now. As Pinkamena/Golden Heart walked and sat down and saw a little totem left by Dawn/Lindsay; as it said, 'Deep down, there's a soul that only wishes to be loved just like the many that hold friendship in others. May this gift be a token of our friendship; Signed, Dawn' on it. That made Pinkamena/Golden Heart carefully holds the object and tears up happily, as she placed it in a lovely case. "I will never let this be ruined, thank you, Dawn." Pinkamena/Golden Heart spoke off to say this as she then goes back to what she is doing with a really happy smile on her face. --------------- Pinkamena/Golden Heart: No worries, fans! I ain't turning Scott into cupcakes! Nope! I got something better planned for him. Hee hee hee... ------------------- "And soon, Chris as Luna gives out the challenge." Geoff said with a nod. "And it became a mad determination to find the remote." "Yeah. And while Scott the Jerk is plotting. I mean, what kind of monster would take advantage of folks' kindness?" Rarity remarks with a scoff. She pauses then quickly adds to Sunset, "No offense, Sunset." "None taken." Sunset said with an annoyed sigh. "Oh yeah, she would do that." Trixie remarks from the audience sarcastically before laughing with her band the Illusions. Sunset looks down while Zoey said, "It's okay, Sunset. Someday, these folks will warm up to you." "Evil witch." Diamond Tiara remarked quickly through a cough she did on purpose. "And around that time, I met up with Scott's pals." B remarks to the others with a nod. "And Katie and Bridgette makes fun of each other by pretending to be each other to the silly part." Vinyl said to the camera with a chuckle. "Big deal. Applejack and I do that all the time. Check it out." Rainbow remarks. She clears her throat, saying in a bad Southern accent, "Well, howdy, y'all! Ah plum sure like 'ta go on rodeos an' rode 'em cattle! Ah is Applejack, who is second 'ta Rainbow Dash!" "Will yew knock it off?!" Applejack asked in annoyance and anger, offended at what Rainbow referred her to herself. "Come on, AJ. What? Can impersonate me?" Rainbow challenged Applejack with a smirk. "Oh, yew asked for it." Applejack said as she cleared her throat, doing her own impersonation of Rainbow. "Hey! I am Rainbow Dash, the fastest, biggest braggart in Equestria! I like to show off during games and peek in the boys in the showers!" "Wha--?!" Rainbow asked in shock and anger, blushing in embarrassment from the last part Applejack said about her. "Yeah, I can see what you girls mean." Twilight remarked with a chuckle. "Okay, calm down, you two. We see your point." Vinyl said to the girls, motioning them to cool it with the impersonations. "Here are the girls impersonating each other in this never before seen clip." Geoff said. The audience applauded as the next deleted clip is seen. -------------- Katie/Bridgette and Bridgette/Katie walked around, still outdoing one another. "Hey, Bridgette, remember this?" Katie/Bridgette asked her friend devilishly. She then put her tongue on a lamppost...and pretended that it's stuck. "Ugh! Mah tongue is stuck to a pole. I was trying to kiss Alejandro but got my tongue frozen!" Bridgette/Katie narrowed her eyes then moves around, pretending to be lost while saying, "Help, help! I don't know where Noah is! Or Sadie! Oh, I feel soooooo lost without them. I can't even breathe anymore!" Katie/Bridgette growled then smirked as she rushed in a store, bought something, and came out with peanut butter. "Ha!" Katie/Bridgette laughs as she poured peanut butter in her hair. "Hard to get out, Butterdgette!" Bridgette/Katie growled in rage at this, "Nopony messes up my hair!" Bridgette/Katie removes her own hair, revealing Katie's baldness, shouting, "HEY! I'M A BALD DUMB GIRL!!!!" Katie/Bridgette gasped then growled. Oh, it is war now! --------------- The audience laughed as they applauded. "Yeah, pretty awesome, dude!" Geoff exclaimed with a smile. "While the girls were at it, the CMC help their friends look for a remote to change back." "Meanwhile, yours truly was mistaken for Scott by the bad guy." B explained with a grunt. "Of course, since there's no cameras, we can't show that footage. But I will tell you what I do know." "Sure!" Pinkie exclaimed, popping up. "Just use your imagination. Pretend you're there." "Right...just imagine yourselves there." B said as everyone else used their imagination. Unknown to everyone, Discord appears in our view, saying, "And allow me to use magic so you could see." He snapped his fingers, causing the screen to change... ---------------- B/Scott kept it cool while Tech led him to a secret area. Apparently, these villains didn't know anything about the switch. They soon found two portals with Dark Curse and the Superior there, waiting. "About time; Ah, Scott; We meet in person." Dark Curse said to B/Scott, unaware of who he was. B/Scott, thinking quickly, exclaimed in a nasty voice, "Oh yeah, those players will all die. Especially that Mary Sue," It made the man feel disgusted calling Nyx that but he had to keep up the charade for now. "Odd, your voice sounds odd." "I got a cold." "Hmmm, well, we will deal with that once we get Shadow Dragon's report. Shadow Dragon," Dark Curse ordered to someone who was in hiding. B blinked as he saw what appears to be Chase the Warrior, coming in. The villain, as Shadow Dragon, remarks, "Yes, I'm here." Weird; Chase is Shadow Dragon? Of course, B was thinking this: Chase must've been affected by the switch and Shadow Dragon must be in his body right now. "Ah... Shadow Dragon..." Superior smiled... then paused as he and Dark Curse raised eyebrows. Why was Shadow Dragon in his Chase the Warrior persona? "Uh, is it safe for you to...?" "It has to be, this is important." Chase/Shadow Dragon frowned as he turned to B/Scott. "Ah, Scott, it's finally good to see you. Your inauguration with us will begin soon enough!" "Uh... inauguration," B/Scott asked in concern. "Why, yes! After the big reveal of how you were humans, we took a little look at the show from your world, and we have to say, we saw a lot of devious acts from a few contestants, especially from you." Chase/Shadow Dragon smiled. B/Scott paused. "What about the other 'villains' that were on? Aren't they being recruited?" "Well... we couldn't recruit that Heather chick, because she hasn't DONE anything evil." Tech said. "I think that Jo girl is trying to redeem herself, and as for Alejandro, well..." FLASHBACK Alejandro was in the back corner screaming like a girl as we see Shadow Dragon (in his regular body) and Tech trying to calm him down. "No no no, we're not trying to kidnap you." Shadow Dragon attempted to explain. "All we want to do is recruit you into a group of villains destined to rule Equestria; we can give you anything you want!" Alejandro, hearing no word of this, just kept screaming like a little girl as Tech said, "We have donuts, we have cookies, we have punch, just stop screaming and please join..." "Oh, forget it." Shadow Dragon frowned. "It's obvious he's not interested." END FLASHBACK "So, in conclusion, none of them were as interesting to recruit as you." Chase/Shadow Dragon smiled. "By the way, could you get some punch? We're thirsty?" "How... many cups?" B/Scott asked. "Make it 45. Grimmore will be here soon enough, and we know he likes his punch... shaken, not stirred." Superior smiled. "Right; Lots of punch, coming up..." B/Scott said as he started to leave. -------------------------------- B/Scott: Uh, is this a joke? What exactly is going on here? ------------------------- As B/Scott was making up the punch, he tried to overhear what the others were saying, but he couldn't quite catch all of it. But he did hear bits and pieces... "Look, the short story is that Tuerto isn't going to be joining us anytime soon." Chase/Shadow Dragon frowned to inform the Three Lords of his report of the matter. B/Scott paused. This is... something new. "There's more to this, trust me!" Chase/Shadow Dragon stated in there being more to the story. "I was making some rounds in the Everfree Forest, when I came across this book. I'm assuming that was the book Celestia was showing at the time, so I decided to pick it up... when who should show up but Tuerto, the one-eyed killer stud horse!" He explained the state of what happened of where he was to who he meant along the way. "Even though his power on the left side parafries victims..." Superior paused to recall one state of Tuerto's power. "...and injures humans beyond help on the missing right side..." Dark Curse explained off in what the other missing eye can do. "...and Celestia KNOWS what both eyes could do..." Tech said off to say, shuddering from the thought. "Right... I tried to explain my case, but then he started going on this spiel about how Grimmore doesn't exist, and how it's a crazy religion, and how we're HUMAN trusting religion... and then he just..." B/Scott didn't listen as he saw his punch getting cooled down a bit. B/Scott whistled as he took out the punch. "Don't remind me!" Shadow Dragon (now as Chase the Warrior) glared. "Tuerto is not to be trusted!" He stated that after this, Tuerto can't be trusted. It was around this time that B/Scott came in, carrying the punch, then yelps as he sees Grimmore on the other portal. B/Scott has instant flash memories of when he and the other Total Drama gang saw just mere illusions to a dream version of this Dark Elf, one look could make Grimmore scarier than anything. "Ah, and this must be Scott, from the other world." Grimmore slowly spoke with his eyes that narrow to see and smile at the human he's seen before. "Uh... heh heh... yeah, that's me." B/Scott smiled sheepishly before the terrifying Demon God, as he tries to not look in the eyes, hopefully, the Demon God would not notice that this was not REALLY Scott he was talking to... or does he know? Grimmore then snapped his fingers and one of the cups of punch disappeared and the cup reappeared in his hand. Then suddenly, dark flames transformed the cup into a medieval style demonic chalice, the guy lives up to being the Overlord King after all. Soon Grimmore took a sip in which some saw the liquid was changed even B/Scott was puzzled. "Much better, you should have made certain that the taste was fresh and not expired. My magic makes certain to make things satisfying to my quench, makes one ponder how one acts completely foolish to not notice this beforehand." Grimmore declared forth in having changed the taste of what he was served to better satisfy him, while this brought eyes on Tech for some reason. "TECH! I thought you checked the expiration date." Chase/Shadow Dragon glared in recalling the one who got the drink stuff was Tech before B/Scott went to pour them without knowing anything. "Eheh, it was fine...until yesterday... Yelp...." While the wimpy guy tried to explain, Tech then completely ran out of the area, as Shadow Dragon started to give chase to the idiot for about to give them all expired punch. Now, B/Scott did not hear the entire story (which is just as well, because he would have found out some information that would have made all the ponies' worlds come crashing down), but he did hear the last two lines that Grimmore and Shadow Dragon... or was it Chase?... said. Seems that Tuerto wasn't joining the villains... but why? Was there another aspect to the story that nobody was getting? What is the story behind Tuerto, anyway? "Doesn't believe in me, does he? Hm..." Grimmore paused to wonder about Tuerto's words if they are sane or delusional. "I'm above all the Demon Lords in Equestria, he who existed long ago as the great evil that spans new evil to rise upward... Yet he does not believe I exist? The possibilities say otherwise and yet...why?" The Demon God pondered this thought, Tuerto does not believe he exist, they sound like words of a madman. Shadow Dragon/Chase, after calming down a little and ceasing his chase on Tech, turned towards Grimmore. "Well, Lord Grimmore... what if we've consider that maybe, there's another Demon somewhere, causing this madness? And that he has made Tuerto believe he is the most powerful?" He suggested that there is another demon, like the Demon Lords, causing problems. "Highly doubtable," Grimmore shook his head in not agreeing on the term. "I am above all of Equestria... My power became fear that what is shown now is how I am capable of feats while imprisoned." What Grimmore spoke was true, even if imprisoned, he can perform powerful feats, and that brings fear of what happens once he's free. "That may be true; you are above all of Equestria, but what about other worlds that do not even know of your existence? Like the human world called; Earth?" Shadow Dragon/Chase stated that Grimmore is shown to be powerful in Equestria, but what about other worlds? "Hmmm....?" Grimmore hummed to rub his chin in thought about the question. "Yes....I recall certain religions that existed on Earth long ago. There were many that acted much like Tuerto, before their reign came to an end. So that might explain it all." The Dark Elf then gazed around to those within the room. "You may proceed in getting Scott inaugurated; I shall observe the religions of Earth." "Wait, you can do that?" B/Scott yelped in hearing such stuff; that sounded crazy. "There is nothing within this world, or other worlds, that my eyes cannot see, the past, the present...even the future. Once I have identified the source that dwells within Tuerto, then we shall know." Grimmore issued forth his dark voice on the matter; it gave B/Scott more shivers than before. Soon Grimmore's portal vanished from view, leaving the others to tend to other business. Shadow Dragon/Chase smirked, as he turned to B/Scott. "Let's get you inaugurated, shall we?" He stated in seeing what it's now time for them to do now. "Uh, sure..." B/Scott nodded a bit in not seeing much a problem, just what sorta inauguration does he have to do? Guess he'll find out... ------------- "Okay, Scott, we're going to get you inaugurated now." Shadow Dragon/Chase said as B/Scott stared in worry. "Really; what do I have to do?" B/Scott asked. "Well, after you framed that Lightning guy with the Mystic Weapon theft, start a fight between that Josh and Dakota girl AND frame Harold with Tech's help, those are already three stages you passed." Superior smiled. B/Scott's eyes widened. These guys actually HELPED Scott in cheating? Actually, that explains a lot. "And now, we must initiate the tattoo..." Dark Curse smiled. "Tattoo..." B/Scott's eyes widened as he gulped. "Of course," Dark Curse laughed. As the villains turned for a minute to talk about where they were going to get the tattoo put, B/Scott decided to choose this time to get away from everyone. --------------------------- B/Scott: This has to be something that needs to be told to everyone! If Scott is eliminated now, we won't have a link to what the villains are up to! ------------------------------ Back in the present, the scene changed back to normal as everyone yelped. "Whoa!" Vinyl exclaimed, getting a headache. "Wow. That was insane. "I know. It feels like I am inside B's mind seeing this happen!" Geoff exclaimed in agreement. "Yes. How...weird." Fluttershy said meekly. "Yes, and while it got some funny moments, like Twilight accidentally kissing Ben who is still in his mother's body, it also involve...a dark side." Sunset said sternly to the audience who for once chose not to boo her. "Right. Scott becoming...irredeemable." Twilight said in agreement with the girl. "Time for clip rolling." Vinyl said grimly. "And I must tell you: what we're going to show you...isn't funny. It's crossing the moral line." "It will make you really, really angry, enough to hate him for the whole series to make an anti club against him." Geoff said, equally as grimly as Vinyl. "Roll it." --------------------------- Meanwhile, all the way back in Ponyville, with Lindsay/Dawn, Apple Bloom/Diamond Tiara, Sweetie Belle/Scootaloo and Scootaloo/Sweetie Belle, they had just located Dawn/Lindsay as Dawn/Lindsay smiled. "Lindsay, I'm glad I found you... and my body." Dawn/Lindsay said. "I just hope my psychic mind has been treating you well." "All those voices I heard?" Lindsay/Dawn asked. "Yep," Dawn/Lindsay nodded. "Well, we better get moving..." "Yeah, the faster we find you guys that remote to turn y'all back, the faster we can be back in our own bodies..." Sweetie/Scootaloo said. A little unknown to anyone, Scott/B was watching, giving a good smirk. ----------------------------------- Scott/B: Oh, I found the remote long ago... (Holds up remote) Wasn't hard to find, actually; Now, all I need to do is help Lindsay and Dawn, so I can get Dawn... alone... (Gives really evil smirk) --------------------------------------- Scott/B then coughed as his voice then turned to a near perfect imitation of B's. Scott/B smirked. "Ah, perfect." "Dawn, Dawn!" Dawn/Lindsay heard B calling as she saw him coming towards the group. "B? You changed back to normal?" Dawn/Lindsay smiled eagerly. "Of course; I found Scott, who had this with him." Scott/B smiled as he held up the remote. "We already changed back, and I figure I find you guys." Lindsay/Dawn gasped as she took the remote. "Give it to us, please, B?" "Of course," Scott/B said as he gave the remote to Lindsay. Dawn/Lindsay and Lindsay/Dawn smiled as they both held hands and pushed the button on the remote... a few moments later, after a bright flash, Lindsay and Dawn were standing on opposite ends. "Whoa!" Apple Bloom/Diamond Tiara said in amazement. "Let us try, let us try!" Sweetie Belle/Scootaloo and Scootaloo/Sweetie Belle said. The two changed ponies then grabbed the remote as they pushed the button together... a flash later, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were back to normal. "YAY," Sweetie Belle said in excitement. "I'm back to normal." "And it feels good to be back." Scootaloo smiled. "Say, would it be all right if we took this remote?" Apple Bloom/Diamond Tiara asked. "Yeah, we can use it to change everyone back." Scootaloo smiled. "Go ahead." Dawn smiled as she felt her head. "Just remember to give it to Noah and Ezekiel OR Bridgette and Katie when you're nearly done or if they ask." "YAY," The Cutie Mark Crusaders (Apple Bloom still in Diamond Tiara's body) gave a cheer as they took the remote and ran off. "I don't have those voices in my head anymore!" Lindsay smiled. "Well, mind, I'm back now..." Dawn sighed. "Seems Lindsay let out a lot of you out of the bottles... don't worry, I'll straighten everything out..." Dawn nodded. "That should probably take a couple of hours, so looks like we're free for the rest of the day." "Say, Dawn, I was wondering..." Scott/B paused. "Yes, B," Dawn asked. "Should we go on another date, you and me?" Scott/B asked, giving a smile. "I want this to be a chance to... know each other a little better, if you know what I mean..." "Oh?" Dawn paused... then her eyes widened. "Oh!" She then smiled. "Oh, B, of course I would! I'd love to go out on a date with you." Scott/B gave a big smirk (nobody noticed it) as he said, "That's great!" ------------------------------------------- Dawn: With me and B back to normal, it's safe to resume dating... (Smiles) Oh, B, I'm so glad you decided to ask... (Gasps) I wonder... will this be the moment? ---------------------------------------- Scott/B: (smirks) It's simple, be in B's body, convince her to give her body up to me, then when we're partway through making out, I'll reveal my real voice... (Laughs) and it'll be good-bye to little Dawn's virginity, and B's heart once he finds out! Oh, the screams and the punches she'll try to fight, but I've got this... -------------------------- "Thank goodness you got out of there, B!" Dawn smiled as she hugged "B", who was giving a hidden evil smirk. "Because I wouldn't want to kiss YOU in Scott's body, I mean no offense, but he's SCOTT." "Oh, no problem, Dawn," "B", who was really Scott, gave an evil smirk. "I'm just happy that I managed to get the remote away from Scott before he could do any damage." Dawn happily jumped in who she thought was her love's arms as she hugged him. "I know of this perfect place where we can have a good meal..." "Let us go, milady." Scott/B smiled as he carried Dawn off. "Have a good time, you two!" Lindsay smiled. ------------------------------------------------ Lindsay: I love it, my best friend and her boy going out! I wonder, are they going to do it? I hope so! (squees) If they get married, I have to be Dawn's Maid of Honor. -------------------------------------- "And after a song, Scott is preparing to do his crime...though to do this, he has to go through a little ritual." Geoff said to the camera. "A lot of it is too ridiculous for us to see." Vinyl said with a nod. "But once it's done..." ---------------------------------------- Scott/B then got launched out of the cannon, through a hoop of fire as he landed squarely at a seat next to a dining table where he grabbed a plate of spaghetti and sucked the entire contents and swallowed the whole thing (amazingly, without choking) as he smiled. "Yum Yum. This spaghetti sure is good. Belch." Scott/B and Dawn then smiled as they chanted, "MEATBALL, MEATBALL, SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH! RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI; LET'S GO AND UNSHEATH!" As both of them clapped their hands, Scott/B sighed as Scott/B sighed as he said, "Okay, why don't we get started on our little sex-capade?" Dawn giggled. "Oh, B, you know I can't do that yet!" Scott/B's eyes widened, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT???" --------------------------------------------------------- Scott/B: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS GIRL! I CAN'T STAND THIS! THIS GIRL IS GOING TO LOSE HER VIRGINITY, AND NOW SHE WON'T GIVE IT TO ME? (Growls) -------------------------------------------------------------- "But we did everything you said, I followed all the rules! I even ate 105 black licorice jellybeans through a straw!" Scott/B glared at Dawn, "Now why can't we have sex yet?!" Dawn giggled. "Oh, B, you always told me that once our lips touched, and you dominate me on the ground, we can start our first sexual fantasy together." Scott/B paused... then smiled, "Oh... yeah, sure. Let's have our little kiss to start our... sexual fantasy!" Dawn giggled as she was closing her eyes, puckering her lips. Scott/B was giving a big smirk as he had his hands ready, putting them on Dawn's shoulders as he was getting close. Scott then licked his lips as he was ready to ruin B and Dawn's love life. He then thought, "This is it, Scott. Gently now... then we can get rough as soon as I reveal my true colors..." Dawn was just on the moon right now as she and Scott/B were getting closer, "Oh, B! Our first actual sexual adventure together; we are so close... nothing can ruin this moment..." "DAWN, STOP, STOP!" Dawn and Scott/B stopped what they were doing as their eyes widened. Was that Lindsay? Dawn and Scott/B then turned to see Lindsay, Noah, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Katie and B/Scott coming in unexpectedly. As if on cue, B/Scott gasped. Lindsay gasped. Dawn gasped. Noah gasped. Bridgette gasped. Ezekiel gasped. Katie gasped. The face on a penny that happened to roll in the room gasped. Scott/B just said, "Gasp" in his fake B voice. "How could you do this to me, Dawn?" B/Scott said... in his own voice, "About to kiss my body... with SCOTT IN IT!!?" "B? Wh-wha-" Dawn uttered in confusion as she looked at Scott/B, then at B/Scott. "Don't listen to him!" Scott/B said in the fake B voice. "Dawn, remember. Ravioli, ravioli, give me your virginioli." "Dawn, no!" Lindsay yelled. "Don't listen to him! We have the REAL B with us! You have Scott with you!" "It's true!" Katie nodded. "We all changed back into our bodies. Scott and B are the only ones who haven't!" ------------------------------------------------------------- Dawn: (in horror) Oh God... how do I know who to trust? -------------------------------------------------------------- "Seriously, Dawn, try reading THAT B's mind, then read mine!" B/Scott called. "One of them has a mind block!" Dawn paused as she focused her mind on B/Scott... which then got pushed back. "I can't read a thing on you..." Dawn then concentrated on Scott/B... as her eyes widened, "Oh... oh my... I'VE BEEN TRYING TO..." Dawn then got up and backed away from Scott/B. "G-get away from me, you perverted freak!" Scott/B frowned as he got up and headed towards B/Scott who took the remote as B/Scott was ready to push the button. "Now, to change us back!" "Not if I have anything to say about it!" Scott/B said, still in the fake B voice as he grabbed B/Scott's hand. "HEY! LET ME GO!" B/Scott said as the remote's button was pushed... during the flash, a cracking sound was heard... and a moment later, Dawn opened her eyes. "Are you okay, Dawn?" Lindsay asked. "Oh God, oh God, I've almost given myself to Scott!" Dawn shook nervously as Lindsay hugged her friend. "It’s okay, it's okay..." Lindsay said, comforting her friend. --------------------- Lindsay: At least we saved Dawn from being raped by Scott... it seem that big mistake was averted... ------------------------------ Ezekiel smiled as he said, "At least everything is all..." "Uh, guys?" Bridgette started as she pointed towards where B and Scott... er... well... B and B is. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?" Noah yelled as he saw two Bs standing right in front of the others. "Guys, it's me, B!" The B on the left started. "The remote broke when Scott and I fought, and it didn't complete the swap!" "Don't listen to him, I'm the real B!" The B on the right proclaimed. Dawn frowned as she concentrated... then was pushed back. "They... They BOTH have mind blocks!" Both Bs blinked in shock, but none of them made another change in expression. ----------------------------- Noah: (groans) Oh great, now we REALLY don't know which B is which! --------------------------- Katie: Which is which??? -------------------------------- "Well, you have to figure out which is which!" The B on the left started. "Look at both of us and think hard! The one next to me is devious!" "That's what SCOTT would say, which the one next to me obviously is!" The B on the right argued. "Well, even if I was Scott, WHICH I'M NOT, at least my voice of B is perfect, not a deep throat!" The B on the left argued. "Hey, this voice is..." The B on the right started. "SHUT UP!" Both Bs stopped as they turned to see Dawn angrily holding a water gun. "Until I know which one of you is the REAL B, nobody moves, nobody gets hurt!" "A water gun," Ezekiel asked as Dawn started stepping forward. "A water gun that's filled with pepper spray," Dawn glared. The two Bs yelped. --------------------------------- Bridgette: (nods) Well, looks like we're going to do a little interrogation on the two Bs...let's just hope we get the real one... --------------------------------- Back with the others, Ezekiel had the B on the left in a headlock, with Noah holding the B on the right's head in a headlock as Lindsay, Katie and Bridgette nodded, with Dawn holding the water pepper spray gun, waiting to spray. "All right, Ezekiel and Noah have both secured the Bs." Bridgette nodded. "Okay, we're going to ask you two a few questions... questions only the REAL B can answer." "Simple enough," The B on the right nodded as the B on the left gave a look of determination. "Okay, here is my question." Bridgette nodded. "How did you, B, invent the reflective surface to melt your fort on Revenge of the Island?" The B on the right was about to answer, when the B on the left then stated, "I used a block of ice and carved a reflective sheet... but then Scott sabotaged it." Dawn nods. "That is correct!" Dawn then glared at the B on the right. "Well, that's ONE strike against you, Fake B!" "B-but-" The B on the right started. "No buts!" Noah frowned, slapping the B on the right. "Let THEM do the talking!" "Thank you, Noah!" Katie nodded. "Second question... what day is Dawn's birthday..." The B on the right smiled as he said, "October 17th!" "...of her moonchild initiation?" Katie smirked. The B on the right paused in shock, but before he could answer, the B on the left smirked as he said, "December 4th!" Dawn nods to the B to the left. "Right again!" Dawn then glared at the B to the right. "I'd be REALLY nervous if I were you..." The B on the right was a little worried. Lindsay gave a nod as she stepped up. "Okay, my question is simple, and it'll tell us who OUR B is. Yesterday, I gave you an Element necklace that I've made. It was the Element of Fire. There's only ONE unique item, so it didn't get cloned... Dig in your pocket, and pull it out." The B on the right beamed as he started to dig around in his pocket... then he started to worry as he was feeling around his pocket. The B on the left, on the other hand, gave a big smirk as he said, "Is this it?" Dawn then gave a smile as she saw the B on the left pulling out a familiar element necklace, "Oh, B!" Ezekiel smiled as he let go of the B on the left. The B on the right stared in shock as he said, "No, wait! He sto-" Dawn then ran over to the B on the right and sprayed him in the eyes with pepper spray, causing him to scream. Noah frowned as Dawn said to him, "Keep Scott in that headlock!" ------------------------------------ Lindsay: (smirks) Oh, we've been waiting SO long for Scott being humiliated! ---------------------------------- "Take note of this, Scott," Dawn frowned as she glared at the B held by Noah. "I will never willingly give my virginity to you! If I were to give up my virginity, it would be to my true love... to MY B!" Dawn then gave a hug to the B that was next to her. The B on the right's eyes widened in horror as he shook his head, "Dawn, no, don't-" "Don't you try that fake voice NOW, Scott!" Dawn glared as Noah slapped the B in his grasp... hard. "I admit, I fell for your schemes... twice, and almost a third time, but guess what, it didn't work! And now, you're going to get what's coming to you!" "DAWN!" B in Noah's grasp begged. "Noah, slug him!" Dawn frowned. "With pleasure," Noah smirked as he raised a fist and punched the B he held on the face so hard, the sound of a jaw being broken was heard. Katie, Lindsay, Bridgette and Ezekiel gave a cheer as Dawn nodded in satisfaction. "Well, Scott, watch, as I kiss MY true love!" Dawn then gave a long kiss to the B she had in her arms as the B in Noah's grasp watch with tears in his eyes. It was around this time that Chris, Luna, Chef, Discord and Celestia (now back in her own body) appeared as Celestia noticed the two Bs. "I don't think we'll need the Gauntlets... I can probably use my magic to detect the real Scott and change him back." Chris nodded. "Go ahead." As Dawn and the B in her arms finished their kiss, she turned and glared at the B in Noah's grasp as they glared at him. Dawn then started to smirk. "See that, Scott? This is the kiss you're never going to get!" Noah then looked up... and his eyes widened upon seeing something that was horrifying as he looked back down at the B he was holding. ---------------------------------------------------- Noah: ...oh no... ------------------------------------------------------ "THESE ARE THE LIPS THAT WILL NEVER TOUCH YOURS!" Dawn said, walking up to the B in Noah's grasp as Noah loosened him up. "AND THIS IS THE BODY THAT YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH... BECAUSE I WILL ONLY LET MY TRUE LOVE TOUCH IT, WITH PERMISSION! WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, SCOTT? WHAT...DO YOU SAY...TO THAT?" "I'd say thanks for the kiss, sweetheart." Dawn's eyes widened as she looked at B... whose mouth surprisingly did not move. Her eyes then widened in horror as she slowly began to turn... Lindsay, Katie, Bridgette and Ezekiel's eyes widened as they slowly turned around to see Scott, standing behind them, giving a smirk. Dawn's eyes then started to flicker. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Dawn: (in panic) Oh God, I yelled at my true love... and I KISSED SCOTT! OH GOD! ------------------------------------------------------------------- B: (holding his jaw up to move his tongue) Scott stole my element necklace when the swap didn't complete halfway through, that's why they were convinced Scott was me. Also, he beat me to the answers before I could say anything! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Back in the present, the audience booms angrily as they throw stuff at the screen. Everyone else on the stage ducks to avoid the thrown stuff in time. Once they stop, everyone on stage got back into their stages. B sighs sadly, "Yeah, Noah broke my jaw...and I was kicked out for my injuries. But only because I requested it because we need Scott so we can find out what those villains are planning." "B, I feel for you." Ben said to B seriously and in pity. "If that happened to me and Twilight with Boris, it would've suck." "Still does, Benny, still does." Applejack said with a nod. "B, you're a good guy. You didn't deserve what happened to you." Sunset said as she pats B on the shoulder. "I'm glad you and Dawn patch things up." "Thanks for the kind words, but it still didn't save me from elimination." B said to Sunset, relieved by the kind words. "Why don't we check the questers?" Twilight ask, suggesting to talk to the quests. "Ooh! Can we go first?" Sadie's voice ask eagerly. "Sure, go ahead, Sadie." Geoff said, giving the girl the go ahead. "Well, we came up to a fork in the road...and found out that Cody lost the book." "You lost a book, Cody?" Twilight ask Cody with a frown. She is a bookworm after all! "Sorry, my bad." Cody's voice said sheepishly. "But I did remember what was in the book next though." "So what does it say?" Dakota ask Cody curiously. "First off, does anyone got any rocks?" Sadie ask with an eager smile. "I do!" Pinkie exclaims, holding up a bucket of rocks, much to everyone's surprise. "Well, my family does own a rock farm, duh!" "Now one of you take one." Rainbow shrugs as she takes a rock, saying, "Okay, now?" Sadie's voice giggles as she said, "Now say 'Diddle Diddle Dee'." "'Diddle Diddle Dee'?" ----------------------- A familiar grey elephant standing in a dark room started to play a loud trumpet using his trunk. -------------------------- Rainbow yelps in alarm as she drops the rock, yelling, "What the heck?!" "What? What happened, Rainbow?" Scootaloo ask her idol in surprise. "Did any of you saw that???" "What?" Ben ask as he picks up the rock. "All you did was holding this was saying 'Diddle Diddle Dee'." --------------- The same grey elephant standing in a dark room started to play the trumpet with his trunk again. ----------------- "Yikes!" Ben exclaims as he tosses the rock, causing it to land in Zoey's hands. "I just saw it!" "Yeah. Happen to us too." Sam's voice explains. Zoey pauses then held the stone while saying, "Mike, take my hand and say what I'm saying." Mike nods as he takes Zoey's hand, the two calls out, "Diddle Diddle Dee!" --------------- Puppy Elephant standing in the dark room played the trumpet with his trunk once again. ----------------- "Okay, now that we saw." Twilight said, blinking her eyes in surprise. --------------- Puppy Elephant put his trumpet, sighing in annoyance while snapping, "Seriously?! Do we gotta go through that again?! Those idiots gave me trouble the last time!" ------------------ "Wow! A talking elephant!" Pinkie exclaims with a grin. "How cute!" "Well, since we got you on the line, tell us what happened, Mr..." Vinyl said, beginning to ask for Puppy's name. ---------------- "Puppy Elephant. And let me tell you." Puppy said with a groan of annoyance. "They needed directions. I told them where to go to the next obstacle and then they..." ------------- Suddenly Zoey drops the rock by accident, yelping, "Oops!" Applejack grabs the rock, saying, "Diddle Diddle Dee!" ------------------- Puppy then blew the trumpet with his trunk again as he sighed, "Keep dropping the damn rock! I hope you aren't going to write anything down because that was annoying!" ---------------------- "Yew mean like 'dis?" Applejack ask with a smirk as she drops the rock, losing the connection. "Cool! Let me try that!" Owen exclaims eagerly as he grabs the rock. "Diddle Diddle Dee!" ---------------- Puppy blow his trumpet, though more loudly and more annoyed, "See what I mean?! It's annoying and..." --------------------- Owen laughs as he throws the rock to Spike, who chews on it before passing it to Rarity. She cleans it up while saying with a giggle, "Diddle Diddle Dee!" ---------------------- Puppy blows his trumpet like before, then yells, "NOW CUT THAT OUT!" --------------------- "Sorry, we better stop before we piss him off." Geoff said to Puppy nervously. "So what did you tell them?" ------------------------ "I told them take a right turn at the fork in the road, and continue forth until you reach the wall, which is your next obstacle. And now, I'm cutting off this line forever. GOOD DAY!" Puppy exclaims furiously as he quickly pushed a button, ending the call. ---------------- A hang up line is heard, making Vinyl laughs, "Whoa, we sure lost that caller!" "Awww." Pinkie said in disappointment as she put the rock back in the bucket. "I wanna to play some more." "Maybe later." Izzy said to Pinkie playfully. "Yeah, later." "Anyway, after we deal with that, we ran into Tuerto." Cody's voice said, making the audience gasps. "But no worries though. He didn't kill us, just give us the book back." "But why, make us worry." Brick's voice said in concern. "So Gwen, what did you group run into?" Geoff ask Gwen, curious as to what her group ran into. "Well, you aren't going to believe this...but the next obstacle we ran into is a real angel." Gwen's voice said seriously. "Oh, so it's a nice one?" Fluttershy ask Gwen with a smile. "How wonderful." "No, no, it's a real angel...and this one makes Hell's Angels looks like pansies!" Heather's voice exclaims in concern as we see the next clip. ------------------- Meanwhile, with Heather's group, after they had caught up with the recent episode, they decided to trudge on as Heather was examining the book. "Hmmm... here's another one that's decoded by Noah." Heather said as everyone gathered around. "You will ask Angel War Ior what path to take, he will tell you what way to go." "Angel War Ior?" Eva asked. "I don't know if that name is stupid or..." All of a sudden, the five stopped as they saw a beige colored male pony with a blue mane wearing an angel outfit and angel wings. The pony smiled as he said, "Hi there!" "Angel War Ior?" Gwen asked. "Actually, Angel Warrior, but yes, that's me." the angel pony smiled. Heather groaned. "Noah has horrible handwriting... there's supposed to be another R in between!" "Well, don't worry. Applejack couldn't spell a whole lot either, so don't worry your pretty souls." The Angel Warrior smiled. Trent paused. "You know Applejack?" "Indeed." Angel Warrior grinned. "On her journey, she and I were best friends on the quest." "But... you're an angel." Leshawna pointed out. "That's right." Angel Warrior smiled. "And I see you must be here to get to Tuerto's Eye. Well, I can't exactly tell you where it is, because as an obstacle, I can't reveal the secrets... but I can tell you where the next puzzle is." "Could you?" Gwen asked. "That could be extremely helpful." "Right; All you have to do is take a hundred steps, then turn left and keep going straight until you reach the wall that blocks the path. From here, you know what to do." Angel Warrior explained. "Great!" Eva smirked. "That was easier than I thought!" "Oh, but in order to continue to the obstacle, you'll have to defeat me..." Angel Warrior nodded. "You have to defeat... the Angel of Goodness." Upon hearing the actual title, Heather, Gwen, Leshawna and Trent broke down laughing, "Really, the Angel of Goodness?" "Yes." Angel Warrior smiled. "Oh, we're supposed to be scared of the ANGEL OF GOODNESS?" Trent laughed. "If you could, yes." Heather laughed as she, Gwen, Eva and Leshawna started to march over to the Angel Warrior, Heather saying, "Alright, Pit; Mr. Angel of Goodness!" The four then surrounded the Angel Warrior as they started to mock him, Heather spouting in baby talk, "Oh, who's a good angel? Oh, you are a good angel!" As Trent was laughing, Heather, Gwen, Leshawna and Eva were now dancing around her as they were making fun of the Angel Warrior, who was at first laughing, "Okay, good one guys!" But the four kept on mocking the Angel Warrior with Trent laughing, the Angel Warrior was now starting to feel annoyed as he tried to voice it, but they kept mocking him. Heather, Eva, Leshawna and Gwen started to play Ring-Around-the-Rosie around the increasingly annoyed angel pony, and before they can finish their rhyme, the pony grabbed Heather's wrist to a dramatic chord. Heather then looks over at the angel pony, who looks up at her with glowing red eyes, and devil horns started to form on his head as he begins to speak in a demonic voice. "YOU WILL PERISH IN THE FLAMING PITS OF HELL, WHERE THE ANTICHRIST SOLARA WILL FEAST ON YOUR BOILING FLESH AND CHEW ON YOUR EYEBALLS!!! THEN, A THOUSAND YEARS OF BLAZING TORMENT!!!!!" Heather screams hysterically as the angel makes his threat. Gwen, Leshawna and Eva then scream in horror as they flee midway through the angel's speech. Heather is finally able to escape the angel's grasp and cowers behind the team. The angel immerses himself in light, his screams echoing throughout the woods. He then swiftly returns to his kind demeanor. "What do you think, huh?" Angel Warrior smiled. "Wasn't that neat?" Heather groaned as she said, "That stupid book! Why does it never say anything important?" "Book," Angel Warrior paused. "What boo-" Angel Warrior's eyes widened as he fumbled around his pocket and pulled out a tape recorder. He played a message as Applejack I's voice was heard. "She took the book! It's not safe to hold on to it now! I have to do something! Angel Warrior, if you're listening, tell the obstacles, old and new, to- no! KSCHESCHOI- hel- KSHECIH-" Angel Warrior paused as he now noticed that Heather was holding the book in her hands. The Angel Warrior gasped. "Oh s***... uh, I'm sorry fellas, I can't explain, but it’s better that you die now than wait for what's coming. I know what's hunting you down, and believe me, it’s better I just smash your brains in, cook you up and eat all the meat off your bones." Angel Warrior then started to glow as Heather, Gwen, Leshawna, and Eva started to scream as they started to run around, lightning bolts falling from everywhere. Trent, frowning, gets up and reaches into his bag as he walks up to the crazy angel pony. The four girls stopped as they were hugging each other out of fear. "Trent, no," Gwen called. Trent then walked over to the laughing angel pony... as he pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed his eyes. "GAHHH," Angel Warrior screamed as he covered his eyes, "Oh, you buffoon; MY EYES!" Angel Warrior glared as he yelled, "You have not seen the last of me!" Angel Warrior then closed his eyes as he started to close his eyes... and then he disappeared in a blue light. Trent smirked as he said, "And that's how you defeat a magic pony..." "But... he was an Earth Pony..." Gwen pointed out. Trent opened his mouth... then paused as he realized she was right. "Wait... then, how did he do all of that stuff; The whole 'Solara' thing?" "...Solara? Where have I heard that name?" Heather paused as she sat down. "You've heard of it somewhere?" Leshawna asked. "I think so, but I can't put it on the top of my head." Heather said. "All I know is that my boyfriend told me about this... something about religion." Heather, Gwen, Trent, Eva and Leshawna paused as Eva nodded. "We better get to that wall. Hopefully it won't take long." The five nodded as they kept marching on. Hopefully, they wouldn't run into any more problems... ---------------------------------------------------- Nobody actually applauded as they actually just sat there... more stunned apparently. "Whoa... what was all that about?" Geoff said. "Maybe we'll find out in another episode, who knows?" Vinyl said. "Anyway, the Drama Rangers and the Playas Next Door then reunited... only to find we had to get some magic words to get a wall down." Cody's voice explained. "The problem is, we didn't get magic words, because A) Our obstacles were supposed to give them to us, but they're either A) Pissed off at us or B) wanting to kill us, and we didn't have the spell book... you guys may know why." Heather's voice explained. "That we do, and this leads to the episode 'Pi-'" Geoff started. "Wait, before you start the summary, I was digging around Chris' files, and found this old video." Courtney said. "I think this may have been him and Blaineley before he became a host." "Really?" Geoff smiled. "Roll that clip, then..." Everyone then turned towards the screen. ---------------------------------------------------- The video started playing as we see a younger Chris McClean setting up the tape as he turned. "Got the guitar?" "Yep!" a younger Blaineley's voice was heard as Chris backed up. "Hello, I'm Chris McClean and this is my best friend, Blaineley. We're here to audition for a small singing stunt for TV's new show, 'The Idols'." Chris said as a younger Blaineley, with a bun on her hair and a blue shirt and blue jeans came out and sat down, strumming the guitar. "Ready when you are, buddy." Blaineley smiled. Chris nodded as he pointed his finger towards Blaineley as Blaineley started strumming the notes. (To the tune of 'The Best of Buddies' from 'Snoopy Come Home') (Chris) You and me, A pair, you see! We're stickin' together We'll be as loose as a feather, Lose or win, We're not in a bin! We're the best of buddies, Me and you! Blaineley giggled as Chris flung his arm around Blaineley, who blushed a bit. Blaineley smiled as Chris bobbed his head. We've got good nets, Our friendship gets, No better than this, No matter who they diss, But once more, We're in galore, We're the best of buddies, Me and you! "Take it, Blaines!" Chris smiled as Blaineley took the bridge. (Blaineley) Harmony is where it's at, And where it's at for you, it's where it's at for me! We're the best of friends, We always start the trends And how we start, well, that's up to thee! Chris and Blaineley laughed as both Chris and Blaineley started singing. (Chris and Blaineley) Me and you, A person crew, Even though this song is going, We are having fun on sewing, Lose or win, Sink or swim, We're the best of buddies, buddy, We're the best of buddies, We're the best of buddies... You and me! Chris and Blaineley then laughed as Chris put his arm around her. "Man, Blaines, we are so the best!" "I know!" Blaineley smiled as she hugged Chris and giggled. ------------------------------------------ Everyone then said, "Awww..." as they applauded. "Hate to admit, but those two really make a cute couple." Duncan said. "Yeah... shame Blaineley actually left us, though." Zoey said. "Well, some of us DON'T miss her." Geoff frowned. "Oh, you're just mad because she tried to get rid of your girlfriend... and speaking of 'girlfriend', may I point out that your girlfriend actually made out with Ezekiel?" Vinyl smirked. "That was footage of Noah and Katie in Bridgette and Ezekiel's bodies respectively, and you know it!" Geoff frowned. "Okay, whatever..." Vinyl shrugged. "ANYWAY..." Geoff frowned. "'Pirate and Pony Show' is up next, with Noah, of course, as the recent person kicked off..." Everyone applauded as Noah came out and nodded to the audience as he sat down. "Before we bring out the other four people who made the cameos in the episode, though, we may as well get THIS out of the way." Geoff said. "Noah, dude, harsh that you had to go out like that... though I'm surprised it took Celestia and Luna this long to actually enforce it..." "Well, it was a pretty busy episode. I guess they meant to do it this morning, but due to the unforeseen events, they didn't have time." Noah said. "...Fair point. Anyway, now for the people... Max, Scarlett, Amy and..." Geoff squinted. "Okay, I'm confused with this one. Does that say 'Sammy' or 'Samey'?" "SAMEY!" Max, Scarlett, Amy, Topher, Jasmine and Beardo (everyone took a moment to look at Beardo, surprised that he could talk, but shrugged it off for the moment) said, walking out as Sammy walked out, sighing as she now had a black eye. "SAMMY!" Everyone else yelled. "Ouch..." Geoff said as the four next cameos sat down. "Before we start, Sammy..." "SAMEY!" Amy coughed loudly. "...what happened to your eye?" Geoff asked. Sammy then said, timidly, "I ran into a door." "She actually did. Pretty clumsy of her." Amy rolled her eyes as her eyes turned towards Sammy, making a little fist and smirking as Sammy plopped down. "...Okay then..." Geoff said, uncomfortably as he started pushing a buzzer for security. "Next, did any of you know Scarlett was ev-" Before Geoff could finish the sentence, loud radio static was heard in the building as Principal Celestia looked around. "Weird. What's wrong with the speakers?" As soon as the static was done, Geoff paused. "Uh... okay, then. Let's just get this episode's summary out of the way." "Okay. The next episode begins with Scott stinks. I mean it, he stinks bad." Vinyl said with a smirk. "Courtesy of the CMC, Zeke and Big Mac." "So who wanna see that clip?" Geoff asked the audience with a devilish smirk. "YEAH!!" The audience cheered wildly and eagerly, loving to see Scott becoming a literal stinker. "Roll 'em, Smokey!" Vinyl called out as the next clip appears. ----------------- Scott snored a bit, sleeping up in a tree at Sweet Apple Acres. Applejack had forbidden him from coming into the house after what he did to B and Dawn yesterday. Serves him right. Scott was unaware that Ezekiel and the CMC are below him, chuckling a bit, having an idea. Pipsqueak chuckles as he pushes a trampoline right under the tree. "Okay, is he in the right position?" Ezekiel whispered to the foals, glancing upward to Scott. "Right...an' Big Mac is ready." Apple Bloom whispered with a chuckle. "Okay, got the horn, Scoots?" Dinky Doo whispered to Scootaloo who smirks wickedly as she took out a bullhorn. "Got it...not to toot my own horn...but I will toot Rainbow Dash's instead!" Scootaloo exclaimed with a cruel laugh. Ezekiel and the CMC covered their own ears as Scootaloo activated the bullhorn. It was so loud that Scott woke up screaming, falling out of the tree. He hit the trampoline, bouncing him right into a cart...full of manure which Big Macintosh managed to pull over to help Ezekiel and the CMC get payback on him. Scott got out of the manure, spitting the crap out while screaming, "MANURE! I HATE MANURE!!!" "Well, it suits you, concerning you're a bunch of horse crap!" Sweetie laughed at Scott in amusement. "Eeyup!" Big Macintosh exclaimed with a laugh of his own. ------------------ Ezekiel: (grins) Oh, yeah. Scott really stinks this time! ------------ Scott: (smelling badly/pissed) Oh, very funny! Ha ha ha! It's a laugh! ---------------- Once the clip is done, the audience laughed like mad. "Ladies and gentlemen: Scott Tannen." Pinkie joked. "OH MY GOD, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!" Duncan laughed wildly, literally rolling on the floor with laughter. "Eeyup! Yew ain't gonna see something like 'dat on mah farm often." Applejack said with glee. After calming down, Geoff spoke, "After that, the players head to Canterlot. During the trip, Katie and Bridgette are in debate over a book." "Yeah, and I cheered Katie up." Noah said with an approving smile. "Also, Bridgette notices some of the cards are used somehow." Geoff explained. "After the arrival and after Scott's unscheduled bath...actually..." --------------- "Greetings, players. We..." Luna yelped a bit as she smelled Scott, causing her to almost throw up. "BY THE NAME OF EVERY GOOD THING POSSIBLE, WHAT IS THAT FOUL STENCH THAT IS BEFOULING MY ROYAL NOSTRILS?!" "'Dat would be Scott." Applejack remarks with a chuckle as Scott scowls a bit. "We decided to get even with him!" Nyx chirps happily while standing with her proud friends. "Ezekiel and Big Mac helped!" "He smells like horse crap!" Chef exclaimed, holding his nose in disgust. "Yuck!" "THOU SHALL NOT CONTINUE ON UNTIL THE FOUL STENCHER IS CLEANED!" Luna demanded furiously, keeping her nose covered to drown out Scott's smell. "CHEF!" Chef nodded as he took out a huge power hose and sprayed a huge wave of water onto Scott, hitting him. As he got up, Celestia nodded as she used her magic horn, causing soap and brushes to appear. The boy yelped as he began to be clean up like mad. Chef hit him with the water again before Celestia made a huge air dryer appears, blowing right through the villain. Once all is done, Scott's hair is frigging big while his clothes looks like the wind was trying to rip them off his bodies. Everyone else snorts and laugh a bit. Even Dawn was laughing for the first time since before the incident with B. ------------ Noah: (laughing) Ha ha ha! Now that's an instant wash! ------------- Pinkie: Good news, folks! Scott finally "cleaned up" his act! --------------- After the clip is shown, the audience laughed even harder. All the Main Six and Sunset were laughing wildly at seeing what Scott was getting here. "Looks like Scotty is all washed up!" Rainbow said with a grin. "You call that a pun?! Evil got a better pun!" Max remarked with a scoff. "I definitely call that a clean through!" "Weak!" Harold commented. "Anyway, during that time, Chris couldn't think up any challenges." Noah explained, rolling his eyes. "Chris? Not thinking of any challenges?" Josh asked in surprise. "That's a first." "Then while Chris thinks of one, we work on helping the questers with their quest." Noah continued. "Geoff's group found the book to use..." "But we ran into a problem." Brady said in concern. "With me! Max! All heroes trembled at the sight of evil! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!" Max exclaimed with a mad laugh. "Ugh. I've heard better laughter." Sunset said with a roll of her eyes. "Excuse me, but were you referring to yourself when you were evil?" Scarlett ask, arching an eyebrow though hiding an evil smirk behind her innocent face. "No, I wasn't!" Sunset snapped in annoyance. "Yeah, and you're the one to talk, Scarlett." Anne Maria remarked with a scowl. "You were in..." Before Anne Marie could finish, an alarm sounded as buckets of slime poured over the ones who dealt with Scarlett in the mentioned episode. "GAH! What just happened?!" Zoey asked in alarm and disgust over the slime. "Don't know. That wasn't planned." Geoff said in concern. "Can't figure it out either." Scarlett said, whistling innocently as she hid a remote away. The girl wasn't going to let her soon-to-be camp players, Chris and/or Chef find out her true nature so she had taken every precaution needed to keep her true nature a secret. "Okay, moving on..." Geoff said as the next clip was shown. --------------------- Down at the library, an orange-haired girl with glasses, a yellow shirt and a blue skirt was just groaning as she was just finishing pushing the crazy Izzy in a cage along with the other Total Drama eliminated characters, Owen whining, "Let me out of here!" As the girl shut the cage, she turned to the person who was merely grinning as the person sat down. This person happened to be a purple haired teenage boy with a grey jumpsuit, long grey pants, and his face looked like a cartoon villain's face as he laughed. The boy laughed as he said, "And now, the princesses will bow to my whims!" "We trapped these people in a cage. I don't see how that will make them bow to your 'whims'..." The orange haired girl rolled her eyes. "That was so stupid!" Anne Maria hit her head against the bars. "We shouldn't have been so distracted while we were being put in that cage!" "I know, it was so stupid!" Izzy groaned. "You probably shouldn't have helped us trap the others, either." The girl frowned as she glared at Izzy, everyone else was glaring at her too. "I know, it was stupid!" Izzy frowned. All of a sudden, the door was seen being kicked down as Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Nyx, Spike and Phobos ran inside as Applejack yelled, "All right, drop it!" The purple boy shrugged as he pushed a button, causing a cage to drop on the ponies and dragons that recently entered. Applejack groaned as she said, "Maybe I should have rethought that sentence..." "This cage is covered in magic preventing, flying preventing, AND dragon preventing spells... and it's made of solid steel!" The purple-haired boy laughed. "So nothing can break these cages!" "You didn't catch all of us!" Twilight said as she and Ben came in. The purple haired boy smirked as he pushed another button... then paused as he waited for something. He then said, "Oh yeah... I only had one cage up there..." "HOLD HIM!" Ben said as Twilight froze the boy with his magic. "Hey, let me go! I WILL GET YOU! I WILL HAVE MY VENGENANCE! I AM EVIL!" The purple boy started ranting. "Can somebody PLEASE shut him up?" The orange-haired girl sighed. Twilight nodded as she used her own magic to zip the boy's lips. The boy just glared in protest. "Thank you." The orange-haired girl smiled as Celestia, Luna, Chris, Chef, Discord, and the Final Seven of the Total Drama cast came in. "Geoff!" Bridgette said in concern as she ran up to the cage. "Bridge, this cage doesn't have a door! Can one of you try to lift it?" Geoff asked. The girl sighed as she said, "You'll have to forgive us for this... impulsive behavior. I don't normally go along with any of these types of schemes..." Pinkie paused as she whispered to Phobos. Phobos nodded as he got a claw ready. "Quite all right..." Celestia said as she sat down. "So, who are you guys?" Noah asked as everyone sat down. "Right... I'm Scarlett, and this boy that was trying to 'take over'... is Max." Scarlett groaned. "He proclaims he's 'evil', has a good evil laugh, but really, he's just an annoying idiot that can't think up a good scheme on his own..." The purple boy, known as Max, had his lips unzipped as he glared. "But I AM evil. EVIL GENIUS! And I think up good schemes!" "Really? Who thought up the scheme to trap everyone in a cage?" Scarlett raised an eyebrow. "Ooo, ooo, I know, I know!" Izzy smiled as she raised her hand, causing every eliminated Total Drama contestant in the cage to glare at her. Izzy sighed as she sat down. "Shutting up..." -------------------------------------- Katie: Hmmm... there is something I can tell with Max, but something tells me Scarlett is... a little off... she seems to be polite and courteous, but I don't know... there's something about that girl that's... hmmm... --------------------------------- Dawn: While I can sense Max's aura to be of the mixture of evils... he's really just harmless without somebody to help him... sort of like the Wile E. Coyote, if you know what I mean? Scarlett... for some reason, her aura seems unreadable... ------------------------------------------ "Let me out of here!" Max complained. "Oh, be quiet. You're lucky you're only here for ten more minutes!" Scarlett frowned. "Ten more minutes?" Bridgette asked. "Well, yeah, Bridge. You guys aren't the only contestants with cards." Geoff explained. "Izzy still had hers and we got B's spare card. Izzy decided to have Max come over, just so we can have an interview, but then she started giving the guy ideas." "And you used B's card after he was eliminated to summon Scarlett?" Dawn asked, curiously. "That's right." Brady nodded. "You see, whenever somebody gets eliminated, and their card hasn't been used, they're given to us for in case we need help... in this case, we used Max and Scarlett here... though we didn't exactly plan for Max to go all evil on us." "We only have them for twenty-four hours, Izzy summoned Max beforehand. We summoned Scarlett with B's card the minute we got her, so she only has..." Beth started. "Eleven hours, twenty two minutes and fifty-four seconds." Scarlett said. "Yep, that's right!" Beth nodded. "Anyway, I believe you're here for this book?" Scarlett asked as she showed them the book, labeled 'Magic Spells of History'. "That's it!" Discord smiled as he started dialing a number on the watch. A big screen then popped over as the ten Total Drama questers were seen huddling around on a watch... they then blinked as they realized they were being shown on the watch as Heather asks, "Do they have hidden cameras on these things!" Gwen then pushed a button the watch as the screen turned to face them proper. "Hey guys, got the book?" "We have!" Celestia smiled as Scarlett nodded. "Great! Now, the book we have says it's on page 89!" Gwen said. "Let me look for it." Scarlett said as she started to surf the pages. ----------------- The audience applauded once more. Twilight comments, "Wow. For a villain, you sure acted like a sidekick." "I am not the sidekick! She is the sidekick!" Max insisted, not noticing Scarlett giving a twitchy angry look at him. "After Max is taken care of, Scarlett found something." Noah said, giving a glare to Scarlett. ----------------- Scarlett smiled as she found the page, saying, "Okay, here we go, page 89." Heather, on the video screen, demanded anxiously, "Great, read it to us!" Scarlett paused as she began reading, :Okay, 'Removing the Obstacle of the Wall'..." "Boy, should have used that AFTER the whole incident with the figuring out our friends were really humans thing..." Twilight said while a sigh. Perhaps if the ponies were to give the book to the quester earlier... "At least we had Sasquatch demolish the wall after explaining what happened!" Apple Bloom exclaimed as she smiled. "Yeah, that's true..." Twilight said with a nod, knowing what Apple Bloom meant. Scarlett frowned at the interruption, speaking, "If I may finish... To remove a huge wall that blocks the way, whether by magic or hand, you must recite these five magic words. These words are not written in this book." "What?!" Most of the contestants yelled in shock and alarm. "You're joking, right? Right?" Gwen asked Scarlett from the video screen. "Oh man!" Geoff exclaimed, slapping himself on the forehead. ------------------- Scott: Okay, seriously?! Who doesn't put anything in a book?! It's like trying to put in secret messages by capitalizing letters or something! (pause) What? --------------------- Ezekiel: Wow! No magic words? Hoo boy. ---------------------- Scarlet sighed in annoyance as she spoke, "Look, don't complain, that's what it says. Anyway, it says here the words are located on two rival swords, which, when combined together, form the magic words. Recite these words, and the wall will be gone..." "But... we don't have any swords! We don't have any weapons!" Heather exclaimed to Scarlett in disbelief. "Once again, we hit another dead end..." Gwen sighed in frustration. Without the swords, the quest is at a dead end. Scarlett glanced into the book while speaking, "Here, maybe this'll help... according to the book, the swords are as follows... the Magnificent Sword of Truth, and the Majestic Sword of Balance. Put the blades next to each other and the words shall appear." "Majestic Sword of Balance... Magnificent Sword of Truth... where have I heard that before?" Celestia asked thoughtfully, recalling the sword's name for some reason. "I get that Majestic Sword of Balance used to be a Mystic Weapon... but this Magnificent Sword of Truth, I don't believe I've heard of that..." Luna said in concern, wondering if her sister may have info. "It was said to be a missing Mystic Weapon for a long time..." Celestia explained to everyone in the room. "Celestia is right. While the others were doing research on the book, I decided to do some research on many of the Mystic Ponies' past... and I found out that long ago, there used to be a ruler that was known to wield two swords... but one day, a young pony that worked the stalls stole one of the swords and ran off into the night, without anybody knowing..." Scarlett said as she explained the story of the missing sword. "Wow, that's so like... way back before things like Seeker were born!" Sadie exclaimed in amazement. No wonder why ponies have trouble recalling it. "Right. Anyway, people have searched long and hard for the pony that took the sword, it took months... but when they finally found that pony...he was already close to dead... and the sword was nowhere to be found, so it was assumed to be a lost sword..." Scarlett said with a nod. That means that the pony who stole it must've lost the Magnificent Sword of Truth at one point. "HEY! CAN I BE LET OUT NOW?!" Max demanded angrily to be let out of his prison. Everyone snapped angrily to Max, "SHUT UP!" They didn't want to hear him right now. Luna turned her attention back to Scarlett as she asked, "Was there anything else?" "One of the final words that the pony spoke was that a strange pony like character in a bandanna and eye patch attacked him, took the sword, and just went out to sea with it... the Mystic Ponies looked everywhere, but they had found no trace of the sword..." Scarlett explains, revealing as to what happened to the thief that stole the sword. Everyone paused, then Discord asked, "Is there... anything else?" "Well, there is one more thing in the Mystic Realm book saying that about three hundred years ago, a young cabin pony who was sailing with his family got shipwrecked on an island, half mad with thirst and exposure to the sun. Before he died, he swore he had seen an island ruled by ponies that were... pirates." Scarlett said, recalling a story involving an island which seems to be ruled by pirates. "Pirates?" Nyx asked in fascination. "Where?" Twilight asked in wonder. "Big deal." Rainbow remarked with a smile. "We met Hoofbeard, remember, girls?" "Oh, Ah know Ah do." Applejack nodded in agreement. "Pirates?" Nyx asked in fascination. "Where?" Celestia asked Scarlett in wonder. Scarlett groaned in frustration, "Unfortunately, there is no such place. I've looked ALL around in all the books, every bit of Equestrian history there was... and I'm sorry to say that Pirate Skull Island simply does not exist." Katie, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Dawn, Noah and Lindsay jumped in surprise. Pirate Skull Island?! As in... Katie suddenly spoke up to Scarlett, "It does, too! I have my own-" Noah quickly gagged Katie quickly. Now was not the time to pass the info out. Scarlett blinked as she raised an eyebrow, Max quickly disappeared from the scene. Geoff, noticing, added, "And Max is gone... thank God..." Scarlett, not paying attention or caring, asked Noah, "What is she trying to say?" "Uh, nothing. She's just mumbling!" Noah explained in concern. Scarlett frowned as she demanded, "Let go of her mouth, and let the girl speak." Noah sighed as he turned to Katie, "Now you've done it..." ------------- Bridgette: (concerned) I just hope Katie knows what she's doing. --------------------- Izzy: (paused) I think I saw this from a movie...where? --------------------- Celestia: If what Katie is going for is true, we may be able to find the missing sword. --------------------- "There is TOO such a place." Katie insisted as she removed Noah's hand before pulling out a familiar book. "I got my own book. See, pretty letters!" "That book?" Scott asked with a scoff as he glanced at the book. "What would it ever tell us?" "Quiet." Noah snapped to Scott sternly. "Well, they do say that the fairy tales holds more truth." Dawn said thoughtfully. Scarlett, now interested, held a hand out, demanding anxiously, "Let me see it..." Phobos, when Scarlett wasn't looking, took her wallet and started looking at the ID. The Moon Dragon yelped upon seeing the pic, "Uh, you probably wouldn't be interested in it... after all, it's only a children's book." Scarlett glared at Phobos who hid the wallet behind his back. She said impatiently, "I just want to take a look at it..." "Oh, so you can write down what other places...to go to later in life?" Phobos asked with a smirk. Scarlett seemed to pause, then said, "On second thought. Why bother? Keep the book and help your friends." "Awww, thanks, Scarlet. You aren't a bad girl after all." Lindsay said with a happy smile. ---------------- "Wait a minute, hang on! That isn't what happened!" Cameron protested in alarm. "Yeah...hey Smokey? You sure the film is all there?" Geoff calls in Smokey. "Yeah, all of...wait, hang on." Smokey's voice said over the radio. "Damn! Someone tampered with the footage." "I wonder who that could be." Scarlett said with a innocent smile. Unknown to everyone, she had tampered with the footage of her true nature being revealed earlier. "Maybe you perhaps?" Sunset asked Scareltt suspiciously. "You gotta admit, every time you were mentioned, something happens." "Come now, how would I be responsible?" Scarlett assk Sunset innocently. "Maybe it was you." "It was not." Sunset said to Scarlett upset. "I had since reformed." "So said you. A tiger can't change it scripts and a Demon can't change colors." Scarlett remarks, making Sunset more intense. "Scarlett, better stop it." Twilight said in concern for Sunset. "I will not. Miss Shimmer, you can make all the accusations you want, or try to even change things, it doesn't change what you truly are. A wicked monster who once bullied a school and once tried to enslave her fellow students like a horned queen." Scarlett said to Scarlett as if taunting some more. That was the last straw. Sunset, in fury, punched Scarlett right in the face, knocking her down, making mostly everyone gasps in surprise. "Whoa!" Geoff exclaimed in surprise. "Gee, that would hurt." Rainbow remarks in agreement. The old Gen agreed with her, but they are relieved that Scarlett did the right thing. Sadly, most of the audience didn't agree. A male member sneered, "Now that's the Sunset Shimmer we know and hated!" The audience booed and jeered at her, most to her shock. "Oh, come on!" Sunset complained in annoyance. "Yeah! Hitting an innocent girl! What evil!" Photo Finish exclaimed. "Hitting a sidekick is a lowest form of evil." Max remarked, shaking his head in disgust. "Really, Sunset, really?" Topher asked Sunset dryly. The audience boos some more, making Sunset upset. This was too much for her to take. She sobbed and rush off the stage in despair. "Sunset sucks! Sunset sucks!" Diamond Tiara shouted. "Oh, gee."Jasmine said as Scarlett got up, putting her glasses back on. "You okay, Scar?" "Yes, I'm fine. That girl only knock my glasses off." Scarlett said, though with a hidden wicked smirk on her face. She got away with turning the audience against Sunset at least. The old Gen cast, of course, glared at Scarlett, upset that she would resort to taunting poor Sunset enough to do this. Geoff complained, "Didn't anyone even notice that Scarlett is..." Suddenly, the same alarm is hurt as slime was dumped right over him. "All right, whoever caused the slime alarm crap is going to have to turn themselves in, because it's getting irritating!!" Geoff shouted angrily. Scarlett smirked wickedly, keeping the remote hidden. "Perhaps let's move on to the group's departure." Noah said, keeping a suspicious eye on Scarlett. "Like how some of us got on a rocket ship, heading to Pirate Island, leaving most of the others behind." "As well as Spike, Phobos, Nyxie and the CMC sneaking right onto the ship itself!" Pinkie exclaims, bouncing up and down playfully. "Speaking of leaving the ponies in charge...wanna see a deleted clip?" Vinyl asked everyone while Geoff's cleaning himself off. The audience cheered in reply. "Anything's better than Sunset Shimmer, the b****!" Trixie remarked snidely. Mostly everyone on stage sighed in irritation as a deleted clip was shown. --------------- In the throne room, Rarity hummed, sitting on the chair. "My, what a chair. No wonder the princess sits here." Rarity said with a hum. "Hey, Rarity." Rainbow said with a smirk. "I betcha you can't sit in the throne upside down." Rarity smirked as she sat upside down in the throne. She crowes, "Ha! This mare would be amazing." "Nice, nice. But I betcha you can't impersonate the princess...goofily." Rainbow suggested to Rarity with a smirk. "I can bet you wrong!" Rarity exclaims with a smirk as she stood up. The mare clears her throat and does a bad impersonation of Celestia, "Morning, my little ponies! I like to sit on my fat flank all day, making silly laws, and eating cake. Evil in Equestria? Oh, no worries. Twilight and her friends can do that for me!" Rarity hummed and ate lots of cake nearby. Rainbow laughed her flank off, lying on the floor while hitting it. "Yum yum! I don't care how much I eat. I like to gain weight and lose it with magic anyhow!" Rarity exclaimed with her mouth full. Yes, it's rude, but at the same time, it's funny! "Oh, you're a riot, Rarity!" Rainbow exclaimed with a mad laugh. ---------------------------- Once the clip is shown, the audience laughs and applauds some more. "Oh my...that seems rather...amusing." Rarity said in surprise to see her pony self acting that way. "Yet awesome!" Rainbow exclaims with a smirk. "Meanwhile, back on the trek, the gang crashes into the lake of the Pirate Skull Island." Geoff explains to the crowd. "Anyone seen Jo?" Cameron ask, noting that Jo is missing. "Does it matter?" Alejandro remarks with a scoff. "Let's watch the clip already." The crowd applauds as the next clip is shown.... ----------- ...and as it was being shown, downstairs, another story is about to take place. Sunset was soon found outside the hallways, crying madly. The audience STILL hated her, even after what she did to Scarlett. Will no one listen to her? "They still hate me! How could they?!" Sunset cried, "Maybe they're right. I don't belong here anymore. I don't belong anywhere!" "You can make all the accusations you want, or try to even change things, it doesn't change what you truly are. A wicked monster who once bullied a school and once tried to enslave her fellow students like a horned queen." Scarlett's words echoed in her head. "Scarlett, you're going to hell for this." Sunset said. "Hey." Sunset paused as she looked up to see Jo coming over, sitting down next to her. "You okay? Tell me what's bugging you." "Everyone hates me." Sunset said sadly, while looking down. "Well, except for those who know better...but face it, I'm a bully and deserve to just... just go down a path of shame for all I've done." "Hey, kid. If you run away from your problems, you will make a lot of folks unhappy." "How? Most folks would like it if I'm just gone." Jo sighs, shaking her head while commenting, "Your true friends won't like it. Yeah, I know, it's way out of character coming from someone like me...but even so, just because you made a mistake doesn't mean you're still evil. You just don't know any better. You have to go out there and face your problems." "But I can't do that!" Sunset sighed. "Yes, you can." Jo said calmly. "These walls weren't made to shut out problems. You have to face them. You have to live the life you were born to live." Sunset looked up to Jo as Jo started to sing. (To the tune of 'Climb Every Mountain' from 'The Sound of Music') (Jo) Go on the driveway, On every road, Follow every by-law It's in the bar code. As Sunset watched Jo sing, in the background, Dave suddenly peeked out, holding a balalaika as he came out as he started to play it to the tune Jo was singing. Go on the driveway, Row on the stream, Follow every rainbow, 'Til you find your dream! Sky suddenly peeked out, holding an accordion as she joined Dave playing the tune as Jo continued singing. A dream that will give, All the love that you have! Every day of your life, 'Till you're right on your calves! The floor opened up as Shawn came out, playing a stringed instrument that was on the ground as Sunset gave a small smile, Jo continued to sing. Go on the driveway, Row on the stream, Follow every rainbow, 'Till you find your dream! Dave, Sky and Shawn then stopped playing their instruments as Jo finished, Sunset's eyes watered in happiness. Sunset wipes a tear off, saying, "Thanks, Jo, that really help." "Not a problem. And don't worry. Even if those jerks hate you now, someday, they will warm up to you." Jo said to Sunset with a smirk. "I mean, it won't be today, but someday." "Yeah, thanks. I will remember that." As Jo and Sunset left, Dave, Sky and Shawn paused as Sky said, "Any reason why we're a balalaika band now?" Dave and Shawn shrugged. ------------------------------ Back in the studio, the clip is over as the audience applauds. "Wow, Chris and Celestia dance wonderfully." Fluttershy said with a nod. "Yeah, for two who has been at odds with one another." Brady comments while having one arm around Beth. "So after that, we got fished out of the lake by a pony and a Dragon." Noah explains. "We found out that kids are on bored and at Katie's insistence, we met the king..." ----------------------- About twenty minutes later, Big Rummy and Slash lead the group nearby a tent where presumably the pirate king was. As soon as they stepped into the area, they started hearing some huge roars as everyone yelped. "GET OUT OF HERE!" A ferocious voice roared as a male fox wearing a pirate outfit, with a gold earring on his ear was seen kicked out as he landed in front of the group. The male fox got up as he looked at the group, then dusted himself as the male fox asked, "Uh, yes, yes, Big Rummy, Slash, how may I help you?" "Well, you see, we caught these non-pirates at the lagoon, and they want to see King Tobias." Big Rummy smiled. "Honest and for true, First Mate Felix." Slash nodded. Felix, the fox, looked the group over and sighed, "Have they now? Well, I'm simply afraid we can't be bothered with it now..." Another roar was then heard as everyone stood their ground. Chris yelped. "I don't know if I fancy this..." ------------------------------------- Twilight: A short-tempered pirate king... this is going to be interesting... ------------------------------ Scott: I have to say, this is going to be pretty interesting... even without my 'help', it's going to be some type of difficult. ---------------------- Dawn: I sense a green-red aura on the king... and it seems he's calm, but easily tempered, unless things go his way... -------------------------------- "As you can see, the Pirate King Tobias is in a very bad mood." Felix sighed. Chris paused as he came up to Felix. "Excuse me, sir, but as a fellow mariner, maybe I can cheer him up." "I'm afraid you don't understand." Felix shook his head. "You see, as everybody knows, the Pirate King Tobias' favorite sport is soccer. He wanted to play a match with the neighboring Ninja Skull Island, but they have cancelled their coming overs due to a storm." "There's a Ninja Skull Island?" Ezekiel's eyes widened. "Would you like to know about the Cow-pony Skull Island too?" Felix rolled his eyes as another roar from the tent was heard. "Anyway, long story short, because the ninja team couldn't arrive for the match, the royal cup match cannot take place today, and Tobias REALLY had his heart set on it." Felix then turned to Big Rummy and Slash. "You two better just throw these non-pirates back to the sea." "With pleasure!" Slash said. "Grab him, Big Rummy." "Right." Big Rummy said, as he prepared to grab Chris. Chris paused as he thought up an idea, coming up to Felix. "Wait a moment! I can help you out with your soccer thing!" Felix said in surprise and a smile, "Can you, really?" "Of course!" Chris smiled. "I happen to be a referee, and these humans over there, the guy in the chef outfit, he's the coach, and these seven human teenagers, well, they're soccer players!" "WHAT?" Noah said in shock. "And the rest of our friends here, the ponys with us, they're our fans, they came over to 'cheer' on the underdog team." Chris smiled. "This is perfect!" Felix smiled. "Come with me!" Felix then started to walk into the tent as Chris followed, Celestia calling, "Chris, are you sure you'll be all right?" Chris smiled as he winked at the others, then walked inside the tent. From inside, the ferocious roar roared, "NOW WHAT?!" Twilight paused as she said, "I have to admit, not an ideal person of many respects, but Chris is a very brave man, I'll give him that..." "To think it's been a long time since we thought he was going to murder our friends..." Ben smied. "Good thing we learned the truth..." --------------------------------------------------------- Noah: Chris can't be serious... he can't be freaking serious... he KNOWS I hate sports! HE KNOWS THIS! EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bridgette: I wonder if the soccer team thing will be involved for our next challenge... ---------------------------------------------------------- For a moment, the tent was silent as Katie asked, "You guys think Chris is done for?" All of a sudden, laughter came from inside the tent as Felix came out with a smile, the ferocious roar turning into a very manly voice, similar to Mr. Krabs, "You really think so, laddie?" A moment later, two figures, one of them Chris wearing a referee uniform with a whistle, came out of the tent. The other figure was a tan unicorn with a pirate crown with a feather attached, a green mane, and a royal scepter cutie mark, along with a belt with a sword holster on it, seemingly containing a sword. The figure, known as the Pirate King Tobias, laughed as he said, "Matey, you have no idea how much I appreciate this! For some reason, we always seem to run low on referees! That, and a brand new team is EXACTLY what we need to get this game going, isn't that right, Felix!" "Right, sir!" Felix saluted. "If there's one thing we pirate ponies like, it's brand new competition!" the Pirate King Tobias smiled as he took out his sword and started swinging it around a little. "Say... is that the sword?" Bridgette whispered to Celestia as she pointed towards the sword. "Let me see... oblong shape, pointed edge, green handle... this is it!" Celestia whispered as she turned to Chris and motioned to him, mouthing the words, "Chris, that's the sword we need!" Chris looked over and smiled as he looked over at the sword. "Your majesty, you have a very nice sword." "You think so, laddie?" Tobias laughed. "Thank you. I never leave home without it. It's been in the family for years!" Celestia and Luna smiled as Celestia whispered, "The Magnificent Sword of Truth..." ------------------------------- Celestia: Well, we just located our sword, but we can't steal it just yet... first, I believe Chris has a challenge... --------------------------------------- "Well, I'm going to give you some time while we set up. Game starts in about two hours. Oh, and don't forget to bring at least two or more cheerleaders to support your team!" Tobias smiled as Big Rummy and Slash walked out of the scene, realizing they don't have anymore lines in this scene, and that they were only cameos anyway, so there was no more need for them. "Be sure to train your team hard, but remember, I ALWAYS win, no matter what the outcome." "You got it, sir!" Chris smiled. As soon as Tobias and Felix left to get everything ready, Noah started yelling, "WHAT THE HECK, CHRIS? I AM NOT A SOCCER PLAYER! I AM NOT A SPORTS PLAYER, PERIOD!" "Oh hey, guys, real quick. Your next challenge is to do good at this soccer game." Chris gave a smug smile as the final seven glared. "You just want me to hate you, don't you, Chris?" Noah glared. -------------------- "And so, Chris talked most us into a challenge." Noah said with an annoyed sigh. "Then we used the cards to bring in some cheerleaders." "Which is me of course." Amy said with an arrogant smile. Samey frowns and clears her throat. "Oh, and Sammy is there too, I guess." "We were send out...and I made some frowns." Sammy said meekly, though her twin sister scoffs. "Please. No one in their right mind would be friends with a troublemaker like you." Sammy looks down, feeling sad and upset. Noah decided to speak up, "But we did. And while the CMC kept Amy busy, Sammy hangs out with the girls." The crowd watches as more clips appear. --------------------- In one scene, Sammy is playing a game of tic-tac-toe. Amazingly enough, her new friends allow her to win each game. "Wow...I am having a bit of fun." Sammy said with a small smile. "Amy never let me have this much fun back home." "What is with her anyway?" Bridgette ask Sammy with a frown. "Why must you put up with her?" "Oh...I guess it's better she scares me...plus, the whole rivalry thing." "Come on, having a sister should be a special thing!" Lindsay exclaims in concern to Sammy. "Amy should be lucky to have you." "Yeah, but Sammy prefers me as a jinx." Sammy said sadly to herself, while looking away. ----------------- "An' so anyway, blah, blah, blah." Apple Bloom said to the bored Amy, pretending to be forgetting her game for a bit. "Yew could've seen mah big brother. One push an' he's out 'de door." "Yeah, great, fascinating." Amy groans in annoyance. "The card game?" "Oh right...uh...shoot. Forget mah place. We better start all over!" Amy groans, slapping herself in irritation. Why is she not surprised?! --------------------------- "And even at slumber parties, I don't get invited." Sammy explains to the girls who listen in in sadness and pity. "Amy scares the other girls. No one outside of those we know even know how much she mistreats me." "Sorry to hear that." Dawn said to Sammy with a slow nod. She pats her on the back, saying, "One of these days, you will stand up to her." "I wish that day is today...but I'm scared that Amy will really hurt me." "Oh come on! Not like she would hit you, give you a black eye and then forces you to pass it off as hitting a door." Lindsay said cluelessly. ------------- In the studio, Sammy looks nervous as Amy secretly hits her, causing the poor girl to cringe a bit in pain. Only the rest of the new season contestants didn't saw what happened. --------------------------- "So got a boyfriend in your life?" Katie ask Sammy with a smile. "Because I got Noah." "I haven't met anyone...yet." Sammy said with a sigh while rubbing her arm. "Times with Amy make it difficult for any guy to be near me." "Cheer up. One day you will find a guy who will like ya!" Lindsay exclaims playfully to Sammy. "Just like me and Tyler." "Yeah...right...what's the odds of that happening?" "As friends, we encourage you. Stand up to Amy, get a guy, be your own person." Bridgette said as she puts an arm around Sammy. "Someday, you will no longer fear that evil twin of yours." "I hope you're right." Sammy said to Bridgette with a warm smile. It's good to have some friends who could support her, in light of Amy. -------------------------------------- Once the clips are over, the audience applauds a bit. Amy scoffs, "Samey is a good liar. Don't believe her." "Yeah, I can smell a lie a mile away!" Max booms wickedly. She then sniffs himself then gags. "Ugh! Wait, it's me." Jo came back, sitting down. Rainbow, noticing, spoke, "So where have you been?" "Helping out someone." Jo said, making some of the others look at her oddly. "Got a problem with that?" "And now, it's time for the soccer game!" Geoff exclaims with a smirk. "It involves pain and punishment for Chris...and more on this version of...'That's Gotta Leave A Mark'!" The audience applauds as the next clip plays. -------------- A lot of clips started with the soccer match... ----------- The screen was then glitching as Geoff paused. "Hey, what's wrong with the footage?" "Sorry! Something is going wrong with the projector." Smokey called as the projector was trying to get itself to work. ------------------------------------- Scenes of the soccer match were shown, but they had some bad bugs and real problems, in fact, if one looked closer, you could swear there was an image of a little girl's head whose eyes were dipped in blood and her black hair starting to swirl around. ------------------------------------------- "...odd." Geoff said as he said. "Uh, never mind the footage, then. Let's just say Chris got beaten up pretty badly. And so did Amy." "Yeah, because SOME people kept running ME over instead of the one who deserves it!" Amy frowned as she pointed to Sammy, who looked down. Geoff paused as he kept pushing the button. "Yeah, Amy, could you stand right behind your twin for a minute and hold this broom and hold it right up to your head?" "You mean, like this?" Amy said as she held up the broom, which looked like she was about to hit Sammy with it. "That's good." Geoff said as security came rushing in, and grabbed Amy. "Hey, what the- I've been set up! YOU SONS OF BITCHES!" Amy screamed as she was dragged off. "Well, at least everyone bore witness to..." Geoff said... before his eyes widened as he saw Jasmine, Topher, Beardo, Max and Scarlett talking to each other, nobody had witnessed any of it. "OH COME ON!" "So, if we were to do an alliance, would we be called the 'Max Goers' or the 'Max Doers'?" Max smiled. "I'm more of a 'Max Doer' myself!" "Oh yeah, you DO yourself, all right." Scarlett rolled her eyes. "...Anyway, Chris managed to get the Magnificent Sword of Truth from the Pirate King Tobias, and everyone escaped with their lives... and they landed back at the castle, JUST in time for Celestia to bare witness to this..." ----------------------------------------------------- Back at Castle Canterlot, as the castle spire turned upright, and made itself comfortable back in its' own home, Celestia, Luna, Chris, Chef, Discord, Twilight, Ben and the Final Seven were walking out with a satisfied look. As Ben went over to get the CMC and the Dragons out, Celestia sighed. "All in all, a good day." "I agree." Chris smiled. "It'll be nice to be back for a while." "Tomorrow will be our trip to the Mystic Realm, but until the-" Celestia started as she opened the door... everyone's eyes widened at the site. "What the...?" Inside the throne room, Rarity was seen up on the throne, dressed up as Celestia as the eliminated contestants, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were dressed up as Royal Guards. "Okay, Royal Guards, spears on the ready!" Rarity acted all royal as everyone stood straight, "Feet out, arms straight, jump up and down!" Everyone then proceeded to follow Rarity as Fluttershy mocked, "Oh, what a tyrant Celestia is!" "Indeed, Soon to be known as Celestia the first, she's sure to be known as Celestia the Wor-" Rainbow then turned around and yelped as she saw Princess Celestia frowning, with the others just staring in shock. "-uh, the Nicest, Greatest, Loyal, kind to her Subjects..." "No, no, Rainbow darlin', you're getting it wrong." Rarity frowned, not noticing that everyone had turned around and noticed Celestia by the door. All of them were smiling nervously as they pointed to Rarity. Rarity continued, "You're supposed to call me Garbage, neglectful, simply horrible!" "ENOUGH!" Celestia glared at Rarity, clearly pissed off. Rarity yelped as she waved nervously to Celestia. "Oh... P-Princess Celestia! Hello there!" Celestia then came over to Rarity as she yelped. "I'm in trouble now, aren't I?" --------------------------------- A few minutes later, Rarity came out, her mane was now shaved into a military style, her eyes were now changed green, and she started wearing army boots. "Ha ha, very funny, Celestia," Rarity said in a man's voice. Everyone was now laughing at Rarity's predicament as Sweetie Belle said, "Looks like I have a big brother now! YAY!" Rarity just frowned. ------------------ Rarity: (still speaking in the man voice) Well, at least they didn't come in when we impersonated Twilight and the others. --------- Everyone laughed as Rarity the human stared in horror. "MY PONY SELF TURNED INTO A MAN!" "Yay!" Sweetie Belle smiled as she hugged her sister. "Now we should give you some balls, sis! I actually rather a big brother than a big sister!" "SWEETIE BELLE!" Rarity yelled as everyone laughed. "Anyway, we already know what happens with Noah, so finally, let's move on to the recent episode, "Mystic Isn't Your Color"... and we shall now bring in Dawn..." Dawn then all of a sudden teleported in... literally, she actually used Teleport. "...Ella..." Ella then gave a smile as she started to skip towards her seat. "...and what the heck, let's bring in the rest of the new Season 6 cast!" Geoff smiled as Dave, Sky, Shawn (All of them still holding their balalaika instruments), Sugar, Rodney and Leonard came in and joined Topher, Jasmine, Beardo, Max, Scarlett and Sammy. Everyone paused as Dave said, "If you're wondering why Sky, Shawn and I have these balalaika instruments... yeah, we have no idea, either." "First, let's start off with all of you." Geoff asked. "People are wondering... just why did you guys decide to explore the Mystic Realm that day?" "It's not just the Mystic Realm, pal." Sky frowned. "It all started after Max was summoned for the heroes that day the body-switching episode happened..." -------------------------------------------------------------- In the warehouse where the new cast were, most of them were getting bored as they were now just sitting around, waiting. Amy was yawning, by now, she was getting bored of hitting Sammy without getting noticed, Shawn and Jasmine were seen playing marbles, bored out of their skulls, Topher was seen listening to music on an Ipod, Ella had to drink a lot of water for her voice since it got pretty sore from the singing she did, with Rodney holding more water for her, staring at her lovingly. Sugar was pretty interested in listening to Leonard's ramblings as Beardo was seen juggling a few things. Dave was seen writing in a book as Sky was hanging upside down from the ceiling, obviously bored... all the while, Scarlett was doing numbers on a calculator... but nothing bore witness to... "BEHOLD, MY MINIONS! FOR I HAVE A NEW EVIL PLAN THAT WILL DEMOLISH ALL!" Max started as he started pacing around. "For you see, I can do anything you can do, only better! And furthermore..." All of a sudden, the portal opened next to Max as he got sucked in. It was now silent as everybody had now realized Max had left. "Oh thank God! Freedom at last!" Dave said. "I thought he'd NEVER get summoned." Sky sighed. "Say..." Sugar paused as she came over. "Looks like this here portal hasn't closed up..." "Hmmm... peculiar." Ella said as she examined it, everyone looking at each other. All of a sudden, they all agreed to the same idea, "Let's go exploring the other world! Better than hanging around this place anyway!" With that said, they quickly jumped into the portal before it closed up. ---------------------------------------------------------------- "And that's how we got to Equestria." Dave said. "Anyway, we explored a bit of the Everfree Forest, met Zecora, then the day you people went to Pirate Skull Island, we were in Ponyville, making acquaintances with the other ponies." "And you can probably guess how we got to the Mystic Realm this episode you're talking about." Topher said. "Yeah, you hung with Chris most of the day!" Jasmine glared. "Can I help it?" Topher smiled. "Though I'm still pissed that dragon confiscated all my photos of me and Chris together!" "BACK TO THE EPISODE SUMMARY..." Geoff coughed. "It starts with everyone planning to go the Mystic Realm, and Lindsay summoned Ella, not only for help, but for doing a song for the Mystic Realm..." Sugar just frowned as Ella gave a smile, "Anything for new friends!" "Anyway, we all got to the Mystic Realm, and we met this pony called Azure Phoenix." Dawn said. "He had this past with Celestia, but..." "But let's face it, in a story about TOTAL DRAMA CONTESTANTS, I'm not entirely sure how a flashback with Azure and Celestia would work!" Izzy frowned. "Especially since we're still on the Tuerto story here." "Say, Smokey, you got any footage on the flashback scene?" Geoff asked. "Unfortunately, we couldn't get it..." Smokey sighed. "Sorry." Everyone sighed as Human Twilight said, "Guess Azure Phoenix will have to tell the story in another time..." "Hopefully in the next future JusSonic written timeline story!" Human Pinkie smiled. "Guess it's just as well. One of the authors writing this fic hates slavery, and concubine to him EQUALS SLAVERY!" Izzy said. "Anyway, Azure Phoenix tries to introduce a new challenge in terms of 'Battle of the Clans'..." Geoff started. "But thank God we stopped that." Dawn said. "I mean, it just sounds too much like a rehash of a previous Mystic Realm challenge we had." "Yeah, no offense, but one fighting challenge from the Mystic Realm was enough." Duncan rolled his eyes. "Well, thankfully, he changed it to Running of the Bulls." Human Fluttershy said. "Which, I'm surprised Iron Will didn't get involved with." "Maybe he didn't have time." Human Rainbow shrugged. "Well, while we were doing the Running of the Bulls, at least three side-plots were occurring.." Vinyl explained. "The first side-plot involves, of course, Ella." Ella blushed in embarrassment as the clip was shown. ------------------------------------------------- Everyone smiled and nodded as they started to go off. Ella was about to go off, but then noticed something towards where Azure was sitting. Underneath the pillow that Azure was sitting on, she noticed some sort of paper. Ella turned around, "Excuse me, Mr. Phoenix, is this your paper under your pillow?" Unfortunately, Azure was a little too far away for him to hear Ella as he was heard talking to the others, "Say, Ben, have I ever told you how Celestia and I met?" Ella sighed as she looked over towards the pillow. ---------------------------------- Ella: ...Wait, am I allowed to use this, even though I'm not competing and I'm just a guest star? Well, I don't know what the rules are, but I'm doing it anyway. Being a kind-hearted person, I thought it would only be right that I pick up Mr. Phoenix's paper and return it to him. ------------------------------------- Ella then paused as she looked towards the pillow and lifted the paper, but it felt attached to something. "It's stuck." Ella grunted and pulled... then a ripping sound was heard as she had got the paper out from under the pillow. "Got it," Ella sighed... as she looked at it. "What is this, anyway?" Ella then looked at the sofa tag as she started to read it. "'Warning: Do not remove tag under penalty of law. Penal Code 7756, so and so..." Ella's face drained of color as she was now shaking with fear. "It's... it's against the law to remove..." Ella was shaking nervously. ----------------------------------- Ella: (shaking with fear) Oh my goodness, I just remembered what Azure Phoenix said... and he said 'Never to remove anything from the Mystic Realm unless touched by a Mystic Pony'... and I did the unthinkable! I removed a tag from a pillow! (Takes a deep breath) Okay, okay, keep cool... don't snap under pressure. So I tore a tag off... what harm could it do? They can't arrest me just for tearing off a tag... can they? ---------------------------------------- "Ella, come on!" Bridgette called. "Uh, coming," Ella said as she started to put on a smile, as she started to skip, trying to act like nothing's wrong. ----------------------------------------- Everyone was laughing, Sugar especially as Ella looked down. "Seriously? You were worried over a tag?" "Well... with the way this world of the Mystic Realm reacts... it could happen." Ella said, looking down. "Ella, everyone already told you it wasn't a big deal!" Dave said. "Yeah, all throughout this episode, poor Ella got all so panicky and worried that even her performance in helping Lindsay affected her!" Geoff said. "Boy, was that a riot!" "Meanwhile, with Chris, who was to get the Majestic Sword of Balance, he of course ran into me!" Topher smiled as the clip started. ---------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, with Chris, he smiled as he entered the museum. He gasped as he looked around the areas. "This place... is amazing." "It certainly is." a familiar voice said right next to him. Chris looked at the person next to him, but didn't react at first... but then jumped as he did a double take. Topher was walking around the museum, looking up at the ceiling as he said, "You know, that chandelier looks really good... would be a nice fit in my house..." "Say..." Chris paused as he seemed to recognize Topher. "Aren't you..." Topher paused as he turned and gasped. "Chris? MY IDOL! YOU ACTUALLY CAME! WHAT DO YOU DO? ARE YOU STILL CONSIDERING ME AS CO-HOST? Oh, who am I asking, you're Chris McClean!" "Hold up, deep breaths." Chris groaned as he stopped Topher before he could go all fan-boy on him. ------------------- Chris: What I don't need, a fan boy following me around... (Pause) Hmmm... actually, maybe he could be of use to me... ------------------------------ "What are you even doing here, anyway?" Chris frowned, talking to Topher. Last he recalled seeing Topher, he was sent back to the real world. "Well, after Beardo's visit to the Pony world, Chef... well, he accidentally left the portal open when that purple haired ego kid got sent through, so me and the others decided that rather than sit around in a boring warehouse, waiting for something to happen, we would take a look around Equestria so we know what the details are and to know where to go." Topher said. "So, yesterday, we went exploring Ponyville, and the other day, we went exploring in some aspects of the Everfree Forest... we met that zebra there, Zecora, very nice zebra." "Wait... you teenagers ACTUALLY went into Ponyville yesterday, and we didn't get notified on that?" Chris frowned as he suddenly noticed that Jasmine and another teenager, a brown haired boy with a white shirt, orange vest, jeans and a green hat were seen talking to each other as they were looking around. "Well, yeah. What did you think we did during those days? Sit around in the real world, waiting for something to happen?" Topher asked. "We wanted to explore, Chris. Today, we just decided to explore the Mystic Realm. So many possibilities with this world, though most of it is related to fighting for some reason..." "Don't remind me..." Chris paused. "Say kid, is it all right if I ask for your help?" "Name it, Chris!" Topher smiled. "I'm looking for a sword. Not just ANY sword but..." Chris started. "Looking for swords, huh? Leave that to me! I've just been to the sword room, so it'll be a snap!" Topher smiled as he started to walk off. "Follow me, please." --------------------------------------------------------- As the clip ended, Jasmine glared at Topher as she said, "THAT explains why you weren't with our tour group, who BY THE WAY, most of us were trapped in a hole!" "Let's see that clip, shall we?" Geoff said as the clip started. ----------------------------------------------------- Dave frowned as he looked around, "Oh, great! Now we're ALL stuck down here!" "Uh, not ALL of us mate." Jasmine said as she pointed up towards the opening of the hole. Everyone looked up to see Shawn, shaking nervously. "Uh, wait for me!" Shawn was about to climb down the hole, as Dave got up and shook his head, "No, no, Shawn, Shawn! Stay up there!" "B-but what about the-" Shawn began. "You can help us if you stay up there!" Jasmine called. Shawn paused as he looked down towards the people in the hole. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Shawn: They say in a zombie outbreak, you only have to fend for yourself... but if there are still survivors, be wary, yet try to be helpful. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Shawn climbed back up as he looked down. "Okay, Shawn, go look for something to get us out of here!" Dave called. Shawn shook a little. "Well... o- all right. I think I may have seen something in the room next door." Shawn then started to leave as Sky smiled. "Thank goodness ONE of us is up there." "Yeah, I was worried we'd be stuck here forever." Dave sighed in relief. "That Shawn may be strange, but at least he can be helpful..." Jasmine smiled a bit. "I got something!" Shawn's voice called as everyone looked up. Shawn came back and held up a vase. "Here we go!" Everyone (except for Sugar and Leonard)'s eyes widened as Dave said, "Wh-what?" "That's a pretty vase there!" Sugar smiled. "Maybe it can be transformed into something!" Leonard smiled... as he paused. "If only I had some spell..." "I thought it was a nice vase too." Shawn smiled. "Uh, yes, Shawn; It's a nice vase. Really good," Jasmine smiled a bit as she paused. "But actually, we were hoping you'd get us something 'longer'." "Longer?" Shawn paused then gave a chuckle as he put the vase to the side, "Oh, of course; How silly of me!" Shawn then ran offscreen for a moment, before coming back to the hole, with a long novel. Jasmine paused as Dave gave a smile of frustration. Sky calmly said, "That's a good thought, Shawn, but you can't POSSIBLY think that that's long enough!" "You'd be surprised." Shawn said. "I read this book one time, and it was certainly the longest thing I've ever read..." Shawn then dropped the book as Amy looked at it. "Oh yeah, I've read that book. It lags a bit in the middle..." Dave groaned. "Oh, of all the things this museum should have, why doesn't it have any rope?" "Well, there is this rope that's next to the hole." Shawn said, picking up some rope that was from nearby. Dave then gave a face of frustration as he glared at Shawn. Jasmine smiled as she said, "Good one, Shawn! Now help us all out of here!" Shawn blinked. "ALL of you?" "Well, yes, Shawn." Sky said, looking around at the others. "ALL of us." ------------------------------------ Sky: Honestly, I don't know why he's so paranoid or worried. Maybe it's his quirk. ---------------------------------------------------- Shawn paused as he started to count the people that were in the hole. Shawn nodded as his head disappeared. Everyone looked at each other in confusion, wondering what Shawn was doing. Then they started hearing snipping of scissors. Sugar smiled a bit as everyone's eyes widened. Oh no, he wasn't... Everyone's suspicions were right as Dave's mouth dropped open, seeing eleven smaller ropes, not enough to go down the hole, were seen being lowered. "And eleven," Shawn said, putting it down. "Okay, now you can all get out!" "Oh, sweet," Sugar smiled. Jasmine blinked as she shrugged. "Well, I guess he is trying..." Dave then growled in frustration, "Oh good grief! Shawn, TIE THOSE ROPES TOGETHER! Can you tie a knot?" Shawn looked down in worry. "Well... I cannot." "Oh, you can knot." Sky smiled. "No, I cannot knot." Shawn shook his head. From down below the hole, Amy blinked as she asked, "Not knot?" "Who's there?" Sugar smiled, turning to Amy. Amy glared, "Sugar!" "Sugar who?" Sugar smiled. "No, Sugar, I-" Amy just growled. Scarlett frowned as she called, "Shawn, you need more than two knots!" "Not possible!" Shawn shook his head. "Oh, so it IS possible to knot those pieces!" Max said, pointing upwards. Shawn picked up two of the ropes as he said, "Not THESE pieces!" "Yes, Shawn. Knot those pieces." Sammy called. "Why not," Shawn said in confusion. "Because it's all for naught," Leonard sighed. Shawn groaned. "Sorry fellas, I can't tie a knot..." Shawn then smiled. "Oh, but I know something I CAN do!" Shawn then started collecting rope pieces as he turned around. Dave was starting to have doubts now as Jasmine said, "Whatever Shawn has thought up, must be a clever idea..." "I can tie a bow!" Shawn said as he showed the ropes he knotted together into a bow. Jasmine paused as she said, "Well, at least he's trying." Dave then screamed as he was bashing his head on the wall, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SHAWN!" ------------------------------------------------------------------- "As you can tell, it was frustrating..." Dave groaned as the clip ended. "Well, either way, all three of these plots came tying together as they all united... and everything was cleared up in the end." Geoff said. "Chris got the Majestic Sword of Balance, combined it with the Magnificent Sword of Truth, got the magic words, and gave both of them back to the Jade Emporer, who punished Mystic Tao, Lightning Wisdom and Azure Phoenix for being rude to their guests..." Vinyl said. "I think Mystic Tao and the others in the Mystic Realm want to think differently." Owen shrugged. "...Ella got the misunderstanding cleared up with everyone, and got forgiveness for what happened..." Geoff said. "And I can be my normal, happy self again!" Ella sighed happily. "...And the Final Six, myself included, saved the others from the big hole." Dawn said. "You're all welcome, by the way." "Here's one thing I don't get. If the Majestic Sword of Balance was meant to be a weapon to summon Grimmore... why didn't it do that?" Sky said. "I mean, seriously, they made it look like it could just summon Grimmore, and yet, it didn't do that! Nothing like that happened! Chris carefully got the sword and combined it with the Magnificent Sword of Truth to get the magic words. Nothing went wrong except for a long noise!" "Maybe Grimmore didn't feel like being summoned." Brady shrugged. "That, or one of the writers of the fic felt that didn't really fit in the overall plot, so he just left a lot of it out." Izzy explained. "...Oh-kay then..." Everyone paused. "Guys, you've been quiet for over there. Once you got the magic words, what happened? And this time, we want to hear Sierra's voice coming out." Geoff said. "Yeah... she's not with us." Cody's voice said. "...what do you mean she's not with you?" Geoff said in concern. "I mean, she's not with us! The Weums and that baby phoenix bird caught up with the Playas Next Door, the Drama Rangers already left for their next mission!" Brick's voice said. "We started to run, and we ran far away, but we didn't realize we left Sierra behind!" Sadie's voice said, clearly worried. "Oh, we should have kept a close eye on her! Who knows what those Weums are doing to her..." Everyone looked at each other as they were shaking. ---------------------------------------- Meanwhile, all the way back in Equestria, somewhere in the night of the Everfree Forest, the five Weums were seen marching, weapons held high as they seemed to act like a threat... until... "Hey guys! Wait up!" The Weums just groaned as they turned around to see Sierra, who was now a Weum herself, but with a black cloak, a fox tail and fox ears, walking around, not being menacing at all, walking around blindly. "Most of you are taller than me and you’re faster than I am!" Winged Weum groaned as she turned to the Leader Weum with the cat ears. "Can we please get rid of this girl? She is ruining our image!" "I KNOW!" The Leader Weum frowned. "I know I made a mistake in converting this whiny bitch to our side!" "What converting did you do?" The wolf eared Weum glared. "Seriously, all we did was just inject serum on her so she'll become one of us, and she pretty much hypnotized herself." "Shut up!" Leader Weum frowned. "You know, being a waitress doesn't sound too bad right about now, better than having HER here!" The winged Weum frowned. "Hey, you know, if you take out the U in our group name, spell it backwards and keep the S at the end, do you know what we'd get?" The littlest Weum asked. "I think we all know." The glasses wearing Weum sighed. "I say we ditch that purple haired whiner!" The winged Weum glared. "She is seriously ruining us right now!" "No. Anyone converts to our side is a valued asset." The leader Weum said. A crash was heard offscreen as Weum Sierra whined, "Ow! I think I sprained my ankle. Can one of you carry me?" Everyone paused as they glanced at the glasses wearing Weum. The glasses wearing Weum paused as she said, "A-anything to make new friends, I guess..." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, ALL the way back at the Equestria Girls world, the Aftermath Show was at a standstill as everyone slightly cheered, but not as big... for the Rainbooms coming out. "Ladies and gentlemen, we did have this big rock number prepared... but due to recent events, AND learning how things are getting more intense than ever, we're going to have to change our number..." Human Twilight said. "Good idea." Heather's voice said. "Because as soon as the show is done, me and my group are going to sleep before we go on our next part of the quest..." "And me and my group have to find Sierra!" Cody's voice said in concern. "As for us, we still have Tuerto to research..." Geoff said as he turned to the Season 6 cast, saying, "If you guys like, you can help us out..." "We'll see what we can do." Sky said as everyone looked at each other. "And I'd say at least four or five more episodes of Total Drama Equestria is about to start." Geoff nodded. "It's just getting intense from here, folks. Who will be one of our Final Five to win? Will it be my girl, Bridgette, the Element of Loyalty that became a huge help?" "Ezekiel, the former home-school freak now redeemed to help others?" Vinyl asked. "Katie, one-half of the Element of Generosity, the nice girl who has proven to be brave?" Geoff asked. "Lindsay, the Element of Magic, the dumb girl who is as smart as she looks?" Vinyl asked. "Or will it be Scott, the villain who started this madness?" Geoff said. "Well, let's hope to God it's not Scott..." "Either way, this concludes our Aftermath Show." Vinyl said. "Rainbooms, play us out!" Everyone nodded as the Rainbooms started playing a solemn song as everyone started to get worried. (To the tune of 'Snoopy Come Home (Sad Reprise)' from 'Snoopy Come Home') (Rainbooms) On Equestria, On Equestria, How will this mystery unfold, Come on, come on, On Equestria, On Equestria, Solve this mystery right now! ------------------------------------------------------------- As Heather, Gwen, Leshawna, Eva and Trent hung up the watch phone, they sighed as they decided to sleep... tomorrow, they had to continue on their quest... "The Drama Rangers were nervous, what new adventures will unfold? Will someone new be involved in this madness?" ----------------------------------------------------------------- As Celestia, Luna and Chris were talking to each other, they heard a knock on the door. They walked over to the door... and they had to say, they didn't expect to see familiar looking villainous faces coming in, waving a white flag, as if to explain why they came over to the castle. "A potential team-up in the form of the hosts and the villains that teamed up with Scott? What is the reason behind this? Could it be they want Tuerto dead too?" ------------------------------------------------------- On Equestria, On Equestria, The eye's mystery needs to unfold, Come on, come on, On Equestria, On Equestria, Everything's wrong in this world. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Cody, Sadie, Brick and Sam hung up their watches as they huddled in for the night, concerned for their friend, somewhere alone... "The Playa Next Doors need to save their friend, who may not be the same, but once they get her back, they need to trudge on." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, all the way back on Earth, in her grandmother's house, Blaineley was drinking some coffee when she noticed the package. Curiously, she opened it and noticed a video tape with a letter attached to it. She took the letter and put the tape in as she watched it... her tears started welling up as she read the letter. "Blaineley felt unwanted by the whole world... but maybe not the entire world turned its' back on her. Maybe there's a chance she'll come back..." ------------------------------------------------------------------ A split screen then showed five different areas, the farthrest left being the Aftermath Show, the middle left being the Drama Rangers resting, the middle being Celestia, Luna and Chris talking with the villains, the middle right being the Playas Next Door trying to sleep, and the farthest right being Blaineley looking over the letter as the song continued. On Equestria, On Equestria, Where should we go right now? Come on, come on, On Equestria, On Equestria, It's time we solved this mystery! ------------------------------------------------------ Everyone applauded as the Aftermath Show came to an end, fading to black. --------------------------------------------------------- We then see clips of the next episode as the announcer spoke, "On the next episode of Total Drama Equestria..." "YOU TEAMED UP WITH WHO???!!!" Everyone gasped in shock as Celestia, Luna and Chris were seen with the Dark Mystic Ponies and Superior's group. "A surprising team-up of the century for the books, for sure! And with the quest, Heather's group meets up with someone thought to be long dead..." "Wait, what?" Gwen said in shock as Heather, Gwen, Leshawna, Trent and Eva were staring at what seemed to be a younger version of a pony that they had met up with. "And the Playas Next Door go out to save Sierra from the Weums... if the Weums don't get saved first..." "I hate this bitch!" The winged Weum complained as all the Weums, Sierra included, were now stuck on a net. "WE KNOW!" The Weums (except for Sierra) complained, as the littlest Weum said, "Language!" "Will it all come down to the elimination EVERYBODY has been waiting for for a LONG time? Plus, one of the biggest secrets in this season will FINALLY be revealed to all at the end of the next episode!" We later see Gwen, Leshawna, Trent and Eva staring in shock as Heather was smiling in excitement, Leshawna saying, "No... way..." "All this and more in the next episode of 'Total Drama Equestria'! Don't miss it!!!"