Short Shorts

by Coranth


126. Guilty? Nope.

As I stood there in the witness box of this farce of a court, the pony Judge, Stern Hoof, practically sneered at me as he gave his verdict. “For the crime of Mare Theft we of this Court find the defendant David Boucher: Guilty. For the crime of petting ponies – treating us like animals – we find you: Guilty. For the crime of… seduction via petting we find you: Guilty! Your sentence – the Breaking of your Hands, followed by Permanent Confinement – will be carried out immediately! Bailiff, proceed…”

The stallion that was to carry out my sentence really looked like he didn’t want to be there. Gazing at me with soft, gentle, saddened eyes, as he approached he mouthed, “I’m sorry…” Then, as his horn started to glow, I made one last desperate effort to protect myself. “Please, wait your Honor!” I cried. “When I pet ponies I don’t treat them like animals at all. The crime of Mare Theft is a lie; the mares in my Herd weren’t stolen; I didn't steal them from anyone, they chose to be with me. The seduction charge is also false; I can’t seduce mares through petting! Petting just feels good to them and relaxes—“

SILENCE,” barked Stern Hoof. Then, “Bailiff, carry out his Sentence then get him out of my Court!” the Judge commanded. A howl of pain escaped me then as with one spell my fingers were broken in multiple places. Before the Guards could escort me to where I would rot for the rest of my life, however – BANG, BANG, BANG… CRASH - the Courtroom door was bashed open as ‘my’ mares burst into the room.

Twilight, Trixie, Lyra, Bon-Bon, Princess Luna, and a raging, frothing-at-the-mouth Queen Chrysalis near-annihilated the place as they subdued the ponies in the Court. Chrysalis seethed as she used her changeling mind magicks to devastating effect whilst Twilight swiftly freed me then used a powerful healing spell to heal my wrecked hands, making them as good as new. In the end, my mares and I, along with a thoroughly bound and trussed up Judge atop Luna’s back, all made our way to a field at the outskirts of Ponyville.

There – before I could even voice a protest – nickering softly with concern, Twilight promptly stripped me naked; then she, Trixie, Lyra, and Bon-Bon cuddled about and atop me in a ‘pony pile’ that they could feel my skin against their fur and I could revel in their warmth. Mares’ body temperatures were naturally higher than those of humans and they knew it as they shamelessly draped themselves all over me like living blankets, nuzzling, nosing, and lick-grooming me here and there. Together, we watched on, as the final two mares of my beloved Herd dealt with the Judge.

As he near wet himself in terror, Chrysalis wormed her forked tongue into his ear before hissing, “For the crimes of taking our Human from us, denying us his touch, and breaking his hands, we of Herd Boucher find you: Guilty! Your sentence – to be carried out immediately – is de-stressing via Human Petting.” At this, Luna smirked, then called, “Beta Mares: All Part! Groaning, nickering, and whimpering with disappointment, Twilight, Trixie, Lyra, and Bon-Bon moved off me to settle around me as the quivering Judge was placed gently in my lap. I began to pet him.

I cupped his muzzle in my hands, letting him snort his breath through my fingers, and then stroked the 'bridge' of his snout, before moving to caress his cheeks. The big pony squirmed and seemed to resist at first - he simply wasn't used to it, having never felt anything like a human's touch before - but then, I gave the Judge a gentle scratching behind the ears and he gasped, his eyes rolling back into his head

Soon, I began combing my fingers through his mane, scratching at the fur beneath. The big male nickered, groaned softly, and then collapsed into my lap, rolling over onto his belly, my mares giggling as he groaned with bliss—and then his groans intensified as I rubbed his belly for a time. Shortly thereafter, I gently nudged the stallion over onto his front before beginning a gentle yet deep massage as I stroked him from neck to rump, making the male whimper in bliss. Then - CRACKLE-SNAP-CRUNCH-CR-CRK – he let out a choked sob as I rearranged slightly bent muscles and bone, relieving tension the poor fellow didn't even know he had.

I stroked and caressed the former Judge into stallion-shaped bliss, petting him so well, in fact, that he actually began to drop in my lap, but Chrysalis soon swooped in to take care of that; the Changeling Queen, humming softly with bliss, suckled and nursed upon him until – with a groan and a roll of his eyes – he climaxed, expending his seed into her muzzle as she greedily drank it down without spilling a drop. “Humph,” she groused, after licking him back into his sheath, “it’s not as good as yours, my Human—but regardless, I don’t think he’ll be bothering us anymore.”

She was right. As the Queen settled down to mouth, nuzzle and occasionally lick at my own member whilst she digested her ‘meal’ – as the others of my Herd looked on wistfully, knowing they’d have to wait their turn – a blissed out Judge shakily stood up on lethargic, wobbly legs. “S-S-Sentence revoked…” he slurred. Then, as my Herd gathered about me again, we watched as the Judge stumbled home. When he was gone, Luna carefully moved to join Chrysalis, nuzzling and licking gently at my privates as the others piled about and atop me again. With abandon, I used my hands to full effect, rubbing, stroking, and caressing ears, manes, coats, and tails as my Herd sighed, groaned, and nickered with happiness. Life was good.