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// Friday 
// Story: Gummy's Secretive Life 
// by Vanilla Mocha 
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Dear Diary,
Today when I woke up I wanted to play the Xbox. So I did. I played Minecraft, Destiny, Call of Duty, and Halo. My mom was fixing breakfast. It smelled like raw meat. My stomach growled. My mom, Pinkie Pie, has a 'Pinkie Sense'. I guess I got that somewhere in my DNA from her because whenever my stomach growls, I feel hungry. Go figure. 

I paused my game so I could ask her when my breakfast would be out. She likes to cook in the basement sometimes, so I went downstairs. I made it halfway down when she stopped me. Her mane must've not been done this morning because it was straight.

"It'll be out soon, Gummy. I promise. Go play the Xbox, okay?" Pinkie asked. 

Okay, I thought. 

So I did. I played. And played. And played.  And played. And played.  And played. And played.  And played. And played.  And played. But then I played. And played. And got tired of playing. So I stopped. 

It was almost lunch time. I still hadn't had breakfast yet. Maybe I can go have some lunch with Trixie. I could ask her out, I thought. But then I Iooked at my watch and saw that it was 12:01. Lunch is usually at 12:00 in my house. And in my house, whoever breaks the rules is called "The Dunce". I don't want to be "The Dunce".

I sat in the living room. I got tired of sitting so I lay. I got tired of laying so I stood. I got so tired of standing that I sat. I got tired of sitting so I lay. I got tired of laying so I stood. I got so tired of standing that I sat. I got tired of sitting so I lay. I got tired of laying so I stood. I got so tired of standing that I sat. I got tired of sitting so I lay. I got tired of laying so I stood. I got so tired of standing that I sat. I got tired of sitting so I lay. I got tired of laying so I stood. I got so tired of standing that I sat. Then I fell asleep.

When I woke up, I looked over at the clock on the wall. The clock is orange and the wall is orange and the window is tinted orange and the curtains are purple. The clock said 3:45. 

I was beginning to get even more hungry. I was about to go down into the basement when my mom, Pinkie Pie, came bouncing up. "I have cupcakes!" She yelled. They were the color red. Possibly red velvet? They had multicolored icing. 

"It's your favorite, Gummy!" Pinkie said, sitting one in front of me.

The cupcake smelled like sparkles. I took a bite. It was very cold and chewy. It tasted like ham. I then ate some icing. It tasted hairy. It was still good. I hugged my mom Pinkie, and then I went to brush my teeth. I was going to go to bed, but I though I'd better write my diary entry first. So, there you have it. Until next time,  
Gummy