//------------------------------// // The Hoedown Showdown // Story: Papa Granpappy's Halloween Spooktacular The First // by Granpappy //------------------------------// Twilight was snapped to her senses by the shattering of a window. She whipped around, pulling a neck muscle in the process. As she writhed on the floor, the abdominal spasm she was suffering caused her to shut on the floor, which caused spike to come out of Twilights belly because TWILIGHT WAS SPIKE THE WHOLE TIME!!!1! Ahem, the pounding of footsteps on the floor stopped Twilights spasm, she craned her neck upwards to see the figure of a small pony with a pumpkin head. "Oh shit bugger, bum, piss pubic hair and twat." Said Twilight. Scootaloo with a pumpkin mask and a knife lunged forward and plunged the knife into the floorboards thirty centimetres from Twilights head, due to the limited field of vision from her pumpkin mask. The purple unicorn took the opportunity and sprung to action. She jumped up and bucked the small child across the room, causing her to slam into Twilights Rainbow/Fluttershy lesbian porn collection. However, the seismic shock of the buck failed to stop Scootaloo with a pumpkin mask and a knife, and she just staggered back to her feet and continued the chase. Twilight had already left the room and was looking in the kitchen for a weapon, she tried to grab a knife, but it slipped through her hooves because she's an idiot. Scootaloo with a Pumkin Mask and a Knife had already bounced into the room, she flexed her faggot tier wings and encroached on her prey.Twilight had one chance, she charged at magic beam and took aim at her assailant. A bolt of lightning surged from her horn and cut Scootaloo with a Pumpkin Mask and a Knife in half, her entrails splattering all over Twilight, leaving a twilight silhouette on the wall behind her. It was over she was safe. Twilight staggered towards the kitchen bench, however, the floor was wet and there was NO WET FLOOR SIGN BOOOOooooOOO. This caused the unicorn to slip and impale herself on Scootaloo wit a Pumpkin Mask and a Knife's, knife. She died.