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// 307. Balogna by Donraj 
// Story: The Sun and the Stars: A Twilestia Prompt Collab 
// by Fuzzyfurvert 
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by Donraj


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Celestia grimaced at the images in the mirror. "And you're telling me they don't even know what it's made of themselves?"

Twilight nodded as she panned the scrying sensor across the cafeteria full of humans.

"My research says it can be made of a variety of meats once ground down enough. Cow, chicken, pig, tofu..."

"What is tofu?" Celestia interrupted. She paused. "Do I want to know?"

"Tofu is this type of food they made out of soybeans that resembles meat that they eat to remind themselves of meat when they don't have any."

Celestia looked appalled. "And Sunset Shimmer has been there all these years? No wonder she turned to dark magic!"

Twilight nodded grimly. Celestia thought about it some more.

"They don't eat...?" Celestia let the question trail off, unable to finish.

"Pony meat is banned, at least in that country," Twilight assured her. Celestia started to relax.

"Instead they grind us down to make glue."

Celestia stared at her former student in horror. Neither of them spoke for several seconds. Then Celestia broke the silence.

"Well that settles it. These creatures are far too depraved and dangerous to be left alive. Tell Luna to prepare to drop their moon on them."

Twilight looked sad. "Some of them weren't so bad once I got to know them."

Celestia patted her comfortingly.

"We'll make sure to center the impact on that school so that your friends there die first," she promised.

Twilight thought about it for a moment and then sighed.

"I suppose that's the most I can ask for," she agreed. Celestia pulled her in for a hug.

"Would you like to go get hay fries afterward?"

Twilight brightened. "Would I ever!"