Human VS
Five Nights at Pinkie's
Match Progression:
Night 1 - Complete!
Night 2 - Complete!
Night 3 - Complete!
Night 4 - Complete!
Night 5 - Complete!
Night 6 - Pending...
????? - Locked
BONUS STAGE!!
Bonus Stage beginning in 3.....2.....1......
Austin spawns into his tiny room with a knapsack. He pulls it off his back and opens it up. Inside is, you guessed it, a corn syrup powered portable generator. He should have more than enough corn syrup for- Where'd all his corn syrup go?....He turned, then looked under the desk only to find cobwebs and a friendly spider. He turned again, this time looking all the way around. That's when the phone rang, causing him to jump. He picked up the receiver.
*click*
"Hello?"
"Hey, it's me. Your producer. Listen, the fans would hate it if you didn't have a chance for real fear. So no generators. Or you're fired. Alright, have fun!"
*click*
He held the receiver to his ear for another 5 minutes before slamming it down as hard as he could onto the base. He stepped out the right door and reared his foot back to drop kick the generator down the hallway, but stopped when he heard a clanking and whirring behind him. He turned around. Applejack was staring directly at him, glaring, her jaws open wide and menacing. She raised her forelegs to grab him, and lunged. He ducked under her lunge, then stood up again, then grinned and waved at her before turning tail and running toward the door. Rainbow suddenly slid to a halt in front of the door, then pounced. He barely managed to sidestep her before sprinting toward the left hallway. Rarity was standing in the way, her sharp metal teeth glinting in the flickering light. He stared for a split second before turning around and sprinted towards Pirate's Cove and hid behind the curtains, turning the sign around to say "Sorry! Out of Order".
Pinkie and the girls slowly approached the little stage before they yanked the curtains open and lunged at the shadow hiding in there. They grabbed the shadow and pulled it out.
"WhAt THe?!" Pinkie said. "A SwEAteR? BuT WHerE'd He-"
Suddenly, they heard both doors in the security office slam shut. Pinkie stamped her hooves in frustration, then pointed towards the security office.
"GET HIM!"
That's when something piped over the intercom.
*KSSHH* "Hey girls, Austin's producer here. The rules state that if you enter the security office while Austin is not distracted by the cameras, the power is not out, or Pinkie is not sneaking in, you will all be disqualified for the night. Sorry, them's the rules. Happy hunting!" *KSSH*
Pinkie ran her hoof across her neck, then pointed toward backstage. Rarity nodded and went backstage. All Austin could hear from the backstage was Rarity's animated screech and his producer screaming, then silence. Rarity spoke over the intercom next.
*KSSHHH* "He'S AS GoOD aS DEad GiRls." *kssh*
Pinkie shouted through the halls.
"YOU HEAR THAT, AUSTIN? YOUR PRODUCER IS DEAD. YOUR RULES ARE MEANINGLESS."
Austin swallowed hard.
"It's time for a set of NEW rules. Rule one: No doors."
Rarity hit the switch in the backstage, removing the power from the doors.
"Rule two: No lights."
The lights died. He looked around in the pitch blackness.
"Rule three: No cameras."
The cameras shut down. Austin bit his lip as he heard the animatronics shuffling around.
"Rule 4: You're here until you're in a suit, or 6 AM...Because we're nice like that. Good luck, human." She hissed. "You're going to need it."
Austin left the security office, knowing that it was pointless to stay. He'd be a sitting duck. He shuddered a little, then started down the right hallway. He could only hear the animatronics shuffling, and see the white flickering of Pinkie's face, as well as the white pupils of the other animatronics. He made his way in the inky blackness toward the dining hall, hiding under the table. He heard Rainbow shuffle by. He swallowed a bit.
He could just hide here for a few hours until daylight, but what would be the fun in that? Wait....fun....He grinned, then snuck, rolled, and dodged his way backstage. This was the only room with light at the time. Why? Well, Rarity needed a way of seeing which switch is which. He looked at all the eyeless heads, lifeless limbs and old body parts of the animatronics roaming outside. He smiled, then removed the endoskeleton from an old Rarity suit. He slipped his feet and torso into the tight metal body and hind legs of the suit, then pulled the forelegs, followed by the head. It was a tight fit, but it worked. He dropped down to all fours and stepped out, then went right over to Rainbow.
"Hey- er...ahum. HeY RAiNBow." He said in his best female robot voice.
Rainbow glanced at him, then glared a bit.
"RaRITy?"
"Er...YeAh. WAiT. DiD YoU HEar ThAt?"
"HeAR WhAt?"
"I THInK I HeaRD thE HuMAn iN thE CoVE AgAin!"
"WHAT?!"
"YeAh. YoU MiGHt WaAnnA Ch-CH-CHeCK it OuTOuTOuuutT."
Rainbow ran off to check her cove, and as soon as she had her back turned, he stood upright and gave her a swift kick in the rear end, causing her to tumble forwards with a loud crash. He quickly sprinted backstage to switch costumes. Meanwhile, Rarity ran over to inspect the noise.
"Oh MY GoSH DArLinG! ARe YoU OkAY?"
Rainbow reemerged, obviously preturbed at her.
"WHAt ThE HaY WAs thAt ABou-bou-bout?!"
"WhAT evErrr Do yoU MEAn DArlING?"
"I ME-aaan WHy DidD YoU KiCK me?!"
"KiCk YoU?! I WoUlDD NEvEr-"
That's when Austin came over in a Pinkie suit and changed his voice a bit.
"HeYY! DiD I TEll YoU To SiTT HeREE AnD BiCKEr? Or DiD I TeLL YoU To FINd thE HuMAn?!"
They both looked down, rubbing their forelegs.
"SoRRy PiNKie.." They said in unison.
"DoN'T SoRRy. GET GOING!!" He said, "stamping" his forelegs on the ground. "YOU!" He pointed at Rarity. "Go CHeCK THe KITcHen! YOu!" He pointed at Rainbow. "Go ChECk the SeCURiTy OFfiCEE! NOW!"
They both nodded quickly and sped off to the rooms Austin specified. Meanwhile, the REAL Pinkie heard all the commotion and went to investigate. Meanwhile, Austin ran backstage to change costumes. Pinkie stomped over to the kitchen and screamed at her.
"WHAT THE HAY AM I PAYING YOU FOR?! YOU DON'T EVEN FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTION! I CLEARLY TOLD YOU TO KEEP WATCH ON THE LEFT HALL!"
"BuT YOu SaiD-"
"NO BUTS! GET MOVING!"
Rarity sped off to the left hall to find Rainbow inspecting the security office.
"GeEz...WhAT In TaRTaUruS IS WrOnGg WItH heR?"
"WhAt HaPPeNED?"
"ShE TOLd Me tO ChECk ThE KiTTChEnNN, thEn RuNS iN AnD SCreamS aT me, SaYinnG I'M noTT DoInG My JOb!"
"ShE'S JusT A LitTlE On EDge."
"A LITtle? ThAT's ThE unDERstAteMenT of ThE cenTurY!"
Austin listened in closely on Pinkie's mutterings.
"Gosh darn human....so crafty. I wonder if Applejack is finished checking the bathrooms..."
He sped over to her and saluted to her.
"BaAtHRooMS ALl cLEar, Ma'Am. No SIgN of tHe HuMAn."
"Oh! ApPleJackk! I WaS JuST ThInkING abOuT YoU! Go ChECk thE KiTchHeNN."
Austin saluted again, then ran off towards the kitchen, but then snuck back around to the backstage again for one last swap. Applejack then ran over to Pinkie and saluted.
"BaAtHRooMS ALl cLEar, Ma'Am. No SIgN of tHe HuMAn."
".........AnD DId YoU CHeCK ThE KITcHEnn LiKE I TOLD YOU TO?!"
Applejack's ears flopped back.
"Er....I DoN'T ReCAlL YoU AsKiNG-"
"GOOO!!"
Applejack jumped and ran off toward the kitchen. Austin then ran back over, this time wearing a Rainbow Dash suit. He reared back, then kicked Pinkie hard, right in the flank. Pinkie flew forward and faceplanted into a set of tables. He snickered, then ran over to her and helped her up.
"PInKiE!! ARe YoU OkAY? THe HuMAn JuST KiCKeD YoU!! I SaW HiM HeADeD FoR ThE SHoW STaGe!"
Pinkie screamed and sprinted toward the show stage, then stopped and looked around.
"Where? Where'd he-" She was interrupted when she heard something that sounded like one of the show stage lamps breaking loose. She looked up, gasped, then...
*CRAAASHH*
DING DONG DING DONNNG...DING DONG DING DONNNGG!!
Children's applause piped through the store, and all the lights were flicked back on. Pinkie's head was now thoroughly lodged in a show stage lamp, and the other animatronics ran out to the show stage to take their places for the day, only to find their boss with a robo-concussion. Rainbow yanked the lamp off her head, while Rarity and Applejack helped her up. Pinkie growled, then stood up.
"WHERE IS HE?!"
Austin was standing in the dining hall, grinning and staring at them, clapping his hands.
"Well done....Well done indeed."
Suddenly, someone started to speak over the intercoms.
*KKSSSHHH* *COUGH* "Ahem...Austin.....girls.....It's me, your producer. Ya know, the one you tried to kill? Yeah, I'm still very much alive. Now, I signed Austin up for the entire week. Yes, Austin. You have to come back for one more night. But as for you 4...."
The animatronics gulped a bit, looking around nervously.
"You four are going to be playing by a new set of rules. Night 7 is going to be a Custom Night. Austin is going to be allowed to tamper with your programming to make you as aggressive as bears, or as cuddly as kittens. And yes, you can all thank Pinkie for that. I'm sure you'll love a human playing with your hard drives. Good luck Austin....and can SOMEONE bring me an ice pack?" *KSSSSHH*
Every other animatronic in the room glared at Pinkie. Pinkie just looked at Austin nervously.
"No hard feelings?"
"Nahhh..." Austin walked over, grinning, then leaned forward till he was face to face with her. "Let's just call it a night....See you tomorrow..."
He turned and left the room.