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// Wednesday 
// Story: Gummy's Secretive Life 
// by Vanilla Mocha 
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Dear Diary,
I know a whole bunch of multicolored ponies with magical powers call today 'Wednesday.' But I have some freaking awesome news for everypony. Today I was watching some TV with my marefriend, Trixie, and commercial came on. My marefriend's all like, "This is so stupid! I hate commercials!"

But then I'm all like watching the commercial, see, and it was a Geico Car Insurance commercial. It had a camel on it going around calling it 'Hump Day.' So now I call today Hump Day. It seems pretty legit. This morning when I woke up I had a zit on my toe, and zits are like round, and round is like bumpy, and bumpy is like humps. So today is Hump Day. 

But then after Trixie went home I'm all like, 'Hey, why don't I really make it Hump Day?", because a zit is just so small. And bigger humps are more fun. So, I went into my mom's bedroom and got a scarf. Then I went into the kitchen and grabbed a coconut. I cracked it in half by showing it a picture Prince Blueblood. I didn't blame it. I drank the milk from the coconut because I was thirsty. Then I went to the zoo and stole a gorilla. I put the gorilla on one half of the coconut and put a piece of bread on top and on the bottom, and had a gorilla-coconut sandwich.

Then I took the other half of the coconut shell and put it on my back. Then I tied the scarf around me and over the coconut. Ka-Boom! Mah own hump! I was so proud. I was so proud that I wanted to show everypony. First I wanted Trixie to see. 

I got out my phone and sent her a text. Well, I could have sent her a text if the internet was working. I needed to find some internet that could work. So I went outside and hitch-hiked on a train. I rode it to Manehattan because that's where the closest McDonalds is. I would have gone to the Hayburger, but they don't have free WiFi. 

I arrived at Mickey D's and decided to use Snapchat instead of texting. Then all my friends could see! So I took a picture of me and my hump, and I posted it for my social media friends to see. 

Then I was hungry because my gorilla-coconut sandwich didn't hold me over. I ordered the Happy Meal with the McNuggets and Chocolate milk. Luckily a Chinese lady was working, so she verbally understood me because I speak Chinese. Then I ate and went back home. 

I had a good day today because I had a hump for Hump Day. Until next time, I am Gummy Paul Pterodactyl Long John Phillip Prescott Cornelius Melvin Egbert Pie the fourth. Have a good day.