//------------------------------// // Five Nights at Pinkie's (Nights 4 & 5) // Story: Human VS // by DubleTruble96 //------------------------------// Human VS Five Nights at Pinkie's Match Progression: Night 1 - Complete! Night 2 - Complete! Night 3 - Complete! Night 4 - Pending... Night 5 - Locked Match 4 beginning in 3.....2.....1..... A whispered, panicked call comes in... "Austin....I-It's me. I don't know how long I gots, but I needs to tells ya to watch out for- AHHHHHHHHGHHGH!! *WarBLE CLANK*" Austin spawns back in for his fourth night. Things, despite supposedly getting more difficult, have been going quite easily as the week progressed. He shook his head and opened the laptop immediately, not having a repeat of last time. Unfortunately, last night, he ran out of power. He looked around for a generator powered on strictly corn syrup, but he found out that there was no such thing. He grunted at the thought. NOW what was he going to do with all that corn syrup?! He bought like...3 five gallon bottles of the stuff! He shook his head again and clicked to the show stage to see they were still there. He clicked to Pirate's Cove and saw that Rainbow had yet to peek out. He clicked to the east hall corner, then the west. He didn't notice however the poster on the wall had changed to that of a yellow and white pony.... He close the laptop and looked up. An eyeless, inactive Surprise animatronic sat there, it's lifeless jaws hanging open ominously. He stared at her for a few minutes. Nothing. He had heard that you insta-lose if you stare at her too long. So he stared...And he stared....and he stared. Then he hit her upside the head with a slice of cold pizza. The red sauce smeared across her white fur, staining it an orangey colour. He snickered, then put a pair of googly eyes into her sockets and drew a mustache on her, and flipped up the laptop, then closed it again. She was gone. He opened the laptop again and saw all 3 animatronics were missing, and Pirate's Cove was wide open. 2 AM. Wow, that's early...He waited until Dashie was right outside the door, then slammed his hand against the door button, causing her to run into it. He laughed out loud, blissfully unaware of the pink animatronic that had snuck into the room. He kept laughing, even when she started to loom behind him. Suddenly, he put both his hands between his legs and bit his lip. "I gotta pee." He suddenly sped out the right door, running right over Applejack who was looming outside his window. Pinkie froze and looked at the empty chair, then looked outside. Applejack was laying on the floor, her robot eyes spinning dizzily. She had a size 13 shoeprint on her back. Growling audibly, Pinkie crossed her forelegs and sat back down in the darkness behind the security office chair. Minutes soon turned to an hour, and Austin was still nowhere to be seen. How long does it take for him to use the flipping BATHROOM?! Pinkie was starting to get impatient. It went against everything she was programmed to do, but she got up, left the security office, and started toward the bathroom to kill him personally while he was using the can. Suddenly, everything was a blur as something zipped out of the bathroom, ran over Pinkie, and slammed the security office's right door shut. Pinkie hardly had time to react before she was trampled. Pinkie jumped to her hooves and growled again, screaming some sort of mechanical gibberish. Rarity was on stage when this happened, and Applejack was just returning to the dining hall when they both heard her. "Uh OhH. NoWW He'sS goNE And DOnE iT!" Rarity said with a small frown. "WhAT DO yoU ThInk SHE'll dO to HIm?" "I'm NoT SO suuurRe i WanT to KNow!" Austin sat back, reading a book. He decided not to waste more power than he needed to, by checking only Pirate's Cove every now and then. He opened the laptop, checking the time. 4...no..5 AM. He smiled, then checked the left hall light. Rarity was there, staring into the door. He quickly slammed it shut, kicking back in his chair. "Easy peasy, lemon-" *BRRRUUUUUUuuuuuuu* Everything went black. ".....-squeezy?" He said with a squeak. He forgot to check the power. HE FORGOT TO CHECK THE POWER!! He checked his digital watch. 5:50 AM. He sighed in relief. There may yet be a ch- Pinkie's eyes and teeth lit up the right doorway. Her song was NOT 10 minutes long! In fact, her song was hardly 50 seconds! He stared at her ominous flickering face in the dark hallway. She didn't even get to the next set of notes before she cut it off. "That's a little early!" He said, panicked. He heard a clanking and whirring from behind as Applejack came in. Rarity soon joined her and her could smell a heavy scent of cotton candy. A heavy breathing noise was coming from just in front of him. He could only see 3 pairs of white dots as the animatronics started for their pre- *DING DONG DING DONNNG....DING DONG DING DOOONNNGG!* *children's applause* The lights suddenly came back on, and Austin and the 3 animatronics froze, then looked at each other. Everything was awkward for a good 30 seconds. No one knew who won that match....Pinkie looked at Rarity and Applejack, then to Austin. "I ThInnK We WOn thAt RoUNd." "What?! No way! You heard the bell! The rules are you have to stuff me into one of your weird suits or something." "BuT We GoT YoU!!" Applejack protested. "We WERe IN tHE RoOm!" They all started to bicker for a while before the phone rang, shutting everyone up. They looked at each other, then Austin pushed the button for speakerphone. "Hello?" Austin said. "Austin? It's your producer." "Oh. Hey man. Can you help us settle a little debate here?" "That's why I called. Ah-em. According to the rules of Human VS, the Human will lose "Five Nights at Pinkie's" if one or more of the following events take place, and I quote!: 1. Human does not make it to 6 AM on any given night. 2. Human is killed/dismembered by one or more of the animatronics. 3. Surprise crashes the game. 4. Human forfeits the game to the animatronics or is absent from the match on any given night. Now, Austin, technically you didn't make it to 6 AM before the animatronics got into the room." "HaH! In YoUR fAcE!" Pinkie shouted. "But..." Pinkie stopped and looked at the phone again. "You DID however make it to 6 AM without being killed or giving up. The rules state that the Human doesn't make it to 6 AM. That means that the Human must be unable or unwilling to continue the match, Pinkie...That means...." he paused. "Austin, you win this match. Now, get outta there and prepare for the final night." *CLICK* Everyone was silent for a few minutes, then Austin stood up. He suddenly pulled out a radio and slammed it on the table, turning it on, blasting techno music throughout the office. He started to dance triumphantly. "IN YO' FACE! IN YO' FACE! IN YO' FACE!" He suddenly changed tracks and 'We Are the Champions' started to play. He started to lipsync the words proudly. Pinkie and the others stared at one another, then at Austin with distain. Pinkie suddenly turned of the radio. "GeT OuT of MY ReSTauRANt." Pinkie said. "Right." He picked up his things and made his way to the door, singing 'We Are the Champions' on the way out. Pinkie sighed, facehoofing. Match Progression: Night 1 - Complete! Night 2 - Complete! Night 3 - Complete! Night 4 - Complete! Night 5 - Pending... FINAL ROUND Final Match beginning in 3.....2.....1..... Austin sat down in his cramped office. He sat back in his chair, smiling. A walk in the park. 12 AM soon turned to 2 AM, and nothing happened. Literally. Soon, Rarity and Applejack left the stage. Rainbow Dash was getting ready to sprint out of Pirate's Cove, and Austin only had 60% power left. Things were starting to get hairy. He clicked on the light in the right door. Applejack was staring right into the window. He slammed the door. Rainbow made a mad dash for his room. He slammed the left door. Rarity soon appeared at his right door as well. Austin bit his lip. They've been hanging around the door for too long. He's wasting too much power.. Finally, they left..sorta. They both hid in the corners of the hallway. He opened the doors and sighed, then looked at Pirate's Cove. Rainbow was already peeking out again. He shivered a bit, then turned on the left light. Rarity was there again, so he slammed the door. "Go away!! You're killing my power!!" He frowned. 4 soon rolled into 5, and Austin was down to 10% power. Rainbow Dash was getting ready to do her 4th run of the night, Applejack hasn't moved from the bathroom in over 20 minutes, and Rarity was hiding in the supply closet. He was getting really anxious. He grabbed his lunch, opening it up. A banana, an apple crisp, and a sandwich heavy with chunky peanut butter. He took the banana, eating it hastily. Dying makes him really hungry when he respawns. He found that if he ate food before dying, the respawn hunger wouldn't be as bad. He was holding the banana peel, then looked at it. It gave him an idea... Carefully, while he had a free moment, he tossed the banana peel down the left hallway. He checked Pirate's Cove, then saw the curtains wide open. He waited, and waited and waited until... *SPLAT Kshhhhhhh CLANGGG* He looked out his left door and saw Rainbow Dash's leg flop down and her head roll away. He snickered, then pulled out the apple crisp. He checked the bathroom before biting into it. Applejack was gone. He turned on the right light, then saw Applejack in the window. But she wasn't staring at him. She was staring at his apple crisp. He moved it to the right. Her eyes followed. He moved it left. Her eyes followed again. He tossed it out the right hallway and she chased after it. He smiled and ate his sandwich instead. Rarity was wondering what all the commotion in the left hallway was about, so she ran down to check, only for her to meet the same fate as Rainbow. *SPLAT Ksshhhhhhh CLANNNGGG* Rarity's torso and forlegs flew by the left door way. He smiled. 3 down, 1 to go. *BRUUUUUUuuuuuu* Power died. Pinkie's baby blues began to flicker and her song just started to play when- DING DONG DING DONNNG.....DING DONG DING DONNNGGGGG!!! The lights turned on and Austin leapt up. "YEEEEEESSSSSS! I WOONNNNN!! YEAH HA HA!!" Pinkie saw Rainbow and Rarity broken apart at the end of the left hall, and Applejack munching on a pastry, then face hoofed again. "REaLLy?!" She said, shaking her head, then started to pick up the dismantled bodies of Rarity and Rainbow. Austin ran right up to her and boasted. "IN YOUR FACE PINK-" The phone rang. They stopped and he turned it onto speaker phone. "Hello?" "Hey it's your producer again. The fans loved it Austin! They want to see more of you VS Pinkie's Pizzeria! So I signed you up to do the full week. See ya tomorrow, champ!" *CLICK* Austin froze, hearing Pinkie over his shoulder. She grinned mischievously and pat him on the shoulder. "See you on Night 6, Austin...." she whispered in one of the clearest voices she's ever done. He gulped.