Human VS
Five Nights at Pinkie's
Match Progression:
Night 1 - Complete!
Night 2 - Pending...
Night 3 - Locked
Night 4 - Locked
Night 5 - Locked
Match 2 begins in 3.....2......1......
Austin spawns once more in the cramped office. He tests the lights and doors, then flips open the laptop screen. He hears his phone ring...
"Hey man....*cough* If yous be hearin' dis, then that means you survived to Night 2 and probably figured out that them animatonics....animalsponics.....da robots!...move around at night. I dunno how it works...Somethin' about dem bein' on free roam mode at night or somethin'. Now, I'll be honest, Pinkie doesn't leave the stage often. But when she does, you just get this chill. She likes to sneak in behind you when yous is lookin' at the cameras. Basically, make sure she stays put on the stage and yous will be okay. You may also have noticed that da robots don't strike immediately, and wait until your back is turned. Dat helps a lot, because then yous can close da doors right in their stupid face! *wheezing laughter* Okay...One more t'ing. It seems dat the cameras stop working for a few seconds when they be movin' around. Normally that wouldn't be a problem, but they seem to be able to cut off the power to your doors and lights. So make sure to close em up fast before they can cut the powah. Awright, good luck."
Night 2
He leans back in his chair, staring blankly at the dusty posters and old cobwebs. It's not very interesting around here. Austin flips the laptop on and looks at the show stage.
"Alright, they're still on stage....Still early though, so shouldn't get too comfortable..." He smirks as he checks Pirate's Cove. "Alright, curtains are still closed..." He clicks back to the stage.
"And now Applejack is gone of COURSE SHE'D BE GONE. I literally clicked away for like 2 seconds!!"
He flicked the light on and saw Applejack's cold green lifeless eyes staring into the window before he slammed the door button. He turned the light off, but quickly flicked it back on and stared at her again, then started to smirk....then snicker...then laugh uncontrollably.
She still had the crude marker drawn mustache on her face from last night, as well as a pair of huge bushy marker eyebrows. She looked like every stereotypical eye-patch donning, top hat wearing, cape hiding evil villain ever.
"NYEH! THE RENT IS DUE!" He mimicked, laughing uncontrollably. Soon, Applejack got bored and left. He checked the show stage again, she was back up on the stage next to Pinkie, but now Rarity was gone. He checked the dining hall. Yep there she is....With her crudly drawn black eye and "Austin was here" written on her left cheek. He started to snicker again, but that's when the cameras went black before flickering back on. Rarity was gone. He clicked to the left hall. All he could make out was her silhouette against a flickering light. He rolled his eyes and checked Pirate's Cove. Rainbow was peeking out.
"That's a little soon...it's only 1 AM..." Austin said with a grunt. He closed the laptop to reserve power. Maybe tomorrow he'll just bring a portable generator that runs on corn syrup or something.
4 AM soon rolled around. Austin had a few narrow escapes from Applejack and Rarity, but Pinkie never left the stage. Rainbow was still only peeking out. He actually ended up falling asleep. Applejack was at his door when suddenly..
"*BBRRRAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK......SNNNNNORRRRE....cough*"
She blinked, then reached into the office and turned on the light. She couldn't believe it! Austin had fell asleep on the job!! Her animatronic eyes blinked, then she walked right into the office.
"H-H-HEyyyyYY Rar-rity! *clank* Che- CHEck this out!"
Rarity shook her head in disgust. Applejack wasn't supposed to talk off stage!! She sighed and left the stage, not bothering to even stop at the cameras to be creepy. Soon she arrived in the left hall, looking at Applejack.
"W-WHAAttt is *whirr* itttt App-app-lejack?"
Applejack stifled a giggle and pointed to their sleepy security guard.
"Hehehe's asleep?!" Rarity shouted.
"Y-Yeah! FunnnYY rIGHt?"
"Wasn't he th-the one WHO DRew On OuR Faa-ces?!"
"Yep!"
Rarity's horn glowed and it levitated up a permanent marker. Applejack grinned.
5 AM, Austin yawned and woke up, rubbing his face a bit. He looked around. Not a single thing out of place. He opened the laptop. Rarity, Pinkie and Applejack were back on the stage. He checked Pirate's Cove. Rainbow had withdrawn back behind the curtains. He chuckled.
"What a load of bull....This place isn't THAT bad..." Suddenly the phone rang, and he jumped. He grunted and regained his composure, then clicked it on speakerphone.
"Speak to me."
"Austin? It's your producer."
"What's up, chief?"
"*snicker* Do you have a mirror handy?"
"No....Why would I need a mirror?"
"You may wanna check yourself before exiting the restaurant today! HaHAHAHA!!!" *click*
He got a dial tone. He blinked, then hung up. His producers are weird sometimes....
Suddenly...DING DONG DING DONNNG....DING DONG DING DONNNG!! *children's applause* He looked at the clock. 6 AM right on the dot. He smiled and got up from his desk, then walked out of the office, and down to the bathroom.
"Now what exactly were they talking abou- OH MY GOODNESS!"
His face was drawn with all sorts of stupid symbols and such, with the word "Lazy" scribbled backward on his forehead. He ran out to the show stage and glared at Rarity, the only one of them who could even wield a marker. She was in the same pose she normally was, standing stoic like a statue on stage. He grunted, then turned and left the building. The 4 animatronics then burst into laughter.
Match Progression:
Night 1 - Complete!
Night 2 - Complete!
Night 3 - Pending...
Night 4 - Locked
Night 5 - Locked
Match 3 beginning in 3.....2......1........
"Hey Austin....Me again. Alright, I'm startin' ta think dat I'm bein' watched, so I'll keep this short and sweet. I wanted to warn you dat da robots get more and more aggressive as the week progresses. Also, dere's this weird 5th robot....Looks kinda like Pinkie, only she has a white coat and golden mane and tail. Dunno. Anyway, good luck...*door being kicked in* Oh crap."
Austin had decided to buy a midnight snack for his shift that night. Equestria doesn't have a lot of good food for humans, but hell, he's eaten worse. A whopping 16" hay-con and cheese pizza. A little grassy, but not too bad. Lots of fibre. He opened the box wide and the scent floated down the hallways and towards the stage. His laptop wasn't open, so he didn't notice Applejack's nose twitching at the scent.
"YooU smELL thAt?" She said to Rarity.
"Y-YeeaAAh. SmEEllls LiKE hAy-con PiZZa. But I CAn'T haVe AnyY. I'm TrYIng TO WatcH my FiGuure!"
"YoU're a RObot, RarE. Ya'LL d-dOn't haVe a FiggUURE."
"HeY...WhERe's PiNKie?!"
"OH gREat. ShE MustT'vE smELLed the pIZzA-a. WE-We-we'D better-r-r go LoOk foRR heR."
Austin flipped open the laptop and saw that all three of them were gone. He stared for a minute, then checked the west corner. Pinkie was staring directly at the camera. Oh crap oh crap oh crap. She isn't supposed to be out yet!! The night only just started! He quickly slammed the right door button so that she couldn't sneak in. He flicked the light on and saw Rarity staring directly into the left door, so he closed that one too. Minutes seemed like hours before they all left. However, he was now down to 75% power at 1 AM. He really should've brought the generator. He took a big bite of pizza and chewed as he opened the laptop again.
4 AM rolled around, and his power was down to 20%. He was getting worried...This may not be the first time he's died (how else do you think he 'spawns' places?), but it's going to be the first time he may actually LOSE a Human VS!! No! He couldn't disappoint his fans! 5 AM, with 14% power. He wasn't gonna make it without a hell of a lot of luck. It seemed like this hour lasted forever...
Soon, the power drained to 0% and suddenly...
*BRUUUUUuuuuuuu*
...everything went dark. He could barely see in his little room, and the hallways were pitch black on both sides. He heard it. A creepy music-box version of the Parasprite Polka. He turned his head to the left door and saw a pair of huge baby blue eyes and some teeth flickering in the darkness, staring right at him. He stared back, swallowing hard. Could THIS be the first loss in all of Human VS?! Soon, the song finished and everything went pitch black. He prepared for the worst and...
DING DONG DING DOOONNNG....DING DONG DING DONNNG! *children's applause*
He screamed and punched the air in excitement. "YYYEEEEEESSSSS!! I DIIID IIIITTT!" He ran out onto the show stage and got right into Pinkie's face, pointing a finger forcefully at her.
"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BEAT ME AT MY OWN GAME?! WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG! YOU CAN SUCK IT PINKIE!!" He fist pumped and cheered. "YEEEEESSSS!! YOU ALL SUCK! "
Suddenly he heard Rainbow Dash from Pirate's Cove.
"WoOuLD YOu JuST lEEAve? We GEt iT, yoU wOn."
Austin quickly regained his composure. "Ahem...Right...Sorry about that."
Applejack rolled her animatronic eyes. "It'S FiNE sUGarcUBE. NoW Go! WE NeeD to to tO prePAre Forr NighT 4."
"Right....Onward." He turned and left the restaurant, unaware of the pink animatronic staring daggers at the back of his head.