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// Costumes [EqGverse] 
// Story: Of Tricks And Treats 
// by Starlight Shadow 
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"Lyra, are you sure you're going as a unicorn?"

"Positive! Why do you ask?" 

"Horses - that was okay. Wearing your pony ears all the time - that's okay. Wearing a full-body horse suit - that's weird." 

"So? Weird is the best adjective to be described as." 

"Lyra - I just don't want you to get hurt." 

"I've been practicing walking around in this thing for a week. I'll be a-okay." 

"You know that's not what I mean." 

"I'm a social outcast already! The only way I could become more of one is by becoming a druggie." 

"Or by escalating your horse obsession to include fantasy horses." 

"I'm not obsessed, I'm just...extremely interested." 

"I've seen your browser history." 

"You are getting veeeerrrry sleeeeeepy... Hey! Don't steal my watch!" 

"Seriously, Lyres, this is getting out of hand. Excuse me, hoof."

"A girl pretends to be a horse in a human's body ONE TIME for April Fools' Day and she never hears the end of it!"

"Because it's weird."

"We've been over this. What is the best adjective to be described as? Weird." 

"There's good weird and then there's bad weird. You are dancing, Lyra." 

"Well, now I am!" 

"...I didn't mean LITERALLY dancing, and I certainly didn't mean the Russian Squat Dance!" 

"Moscow, Moscow, I don't know the frickin' words, I don't know the frickin' words, ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! HEY! Come on, Bonnie, dance with me!" 

"Let's just go." 

"So you're okay with me being a unicorn?" 

"I guess if you're okay with it." 

"Yay! Let me get the hooves and helmet and we'll be off. Nice southern belle costume, by the way. Really assists your assets." 

"...Thank you."