Human VS

by DubleTruble96


Five Nights at Pinkie's (Night 1)

Human VS

Five Nights at Pinkie's


Arena: Pinkie Pie's Pizzeria
Challenge: Guard the pizzeria for 5 nights, from 12 AM to 6 AM and make sure nobody gets in...or out.
Danger Level: Severe

Match Beginning in 3......2........1.......


Austin spawns into a cramped security office with a small annoying little desk fan that's constantly running, a flickering light above his head, and a laptop monitor attached to the rest of the pizzeria. The light on the phone is flashing. He presses the button to play the recorded message.

"*KSSSHHHH* Hey Austin! Your producers have informed me that yous is takin' the job down at the pizzeria. Well, all I can tell yous is good luck. Seriously, you're gonna need it. Alright, here's what yous needs to know. The laptop in front of yous connects to every camera in the restaurant. And there's a camera workin' in every room of the restaurant. It ain't rocket science here. Open the laptop, check the cameras, and make sure no one gets in or out. Now, you only has a limited power supply, so be sure to make the most of it. A small portion is used to light your office and work the stupid fan, so you'll always be losin' a little power. Next, you'll notice two industrial strength titanium doors to the left and right o' ya. They ain't for show. If something starts comin' down da hallway, close 'em up! But they're magnetic, and use up more power. So only keep 'em closed as long as yous needs ta. Finally, make sure to check the lights. It's dark as piss down there, and if ya don't flick the lights on every now and then, you ain't gonna see if something is tryin' ta sneak in. One more thing, keep an eye on the curtains in Pirate's Cove. Awright that's about it. Good luck man....You're gonna need it. *KKSSHHPT*"

Night 1

Austin kicked back and put his feet up, with the laptop resting on his legs. He chewed heartily on his wad of strawberry bubblegum and grinned, then opened the laptop. He saw a small map of the restaurant in the bottom right corner, power usage at the bottom left, and the hours until 6 at the top right. He clicked the camera for Pirate's Cove and saw....a curtain. Well, that and a small sign saying "Sorry! Out of Order". He rolled his eyes and checked the show stage.

On it was 3 pony animatronics. Pinkie Pie, wearing a bowtie and a small black bowler hat. Rarity with a small bowtie. And Applejack with a bib on that said "Let's Eat!". Despite the creepy factor of their robotic limbs and bodies, it was honestly kind of silly. They seemed to be shut down at the moment. He snickered at how silly they all looked, but that's when the camera cut to black. He clicked it again and again, and soon the camera flicked back on, but Rarity was missing. He stared blankly at the laptop screen for a minute before clicking to the dining area. Rarity was standing away from the camera, but seemed to be staring right at it. It would've been unnerving...

If she hadn't looked so darn cute wearing that bowtie! Like oh my god! She's so freaking silly!

Austin did his best to hold in his laughter, then clicked the camera for Pirate's Cove again. Still just a curtain. He checked the show stage and noticed Pinkie and Applejack were now missing as well.

"Well crap." He said with distain. "I'm not very good at this night-guard stuff."

He clicked to the dining hall. Applejack was now there, staring at the camera with her jaws hanging open. He clicked to backstage and jumped a bit when he saw Rarity's black eyes and white pupils staring directly at the camera lens. He grunted a bit, then clicked to the dining hall again. Applejack was gone now. He clicked the bathroom camera and saw Pinkie and Applejack standing there. He smiled, then clicked the Pirate's Cove again. Something was peeking out from the curtains, but it was hard to see who it was. He clicked back to the bathroom and oh my god they're gone. Actually not all that surprising really.

He closed the laptop and put it on the desk, stood up, then peeked out the left hallway and into the corner. No one. He peeked down the right corner. Empty.

*Clank....hiss*

He turned around and saw Applejack standing in the corner, her head twitching and staring at the camera. He stared blankly, raising his arms in confusion. He waved a hand in front of her face to get her attention. Nothing.

"HELLLooooOOOO? I'm right HERE!!" He jumped up and down in front of her. "LOOK IN FRONT OF YOU! DO you SERIOUSLY only look at the cameras?! For god sake I could be eating in the dining hall with all 3 of you there and you'd be clueless!"

Applejack just kept twitching and staring at the camera. He groaned in exasperation and went back into the office. He waited a few seconds, flicked on the right light, and looked at the window. Applejack was now staring into the window, being creepy. He raised his middle finger and pressed the door button with it, turning the light off while he was at it.

He opened the laptop again. Pirate's Cove now seemed to be fully open, and the sign appeared to have been changed. "It's ME" was now written on it. He rolled his eyes, then leaned out the left hallway. Rainbow Dash was galloping towards his office. He leaned back in and slammed the door in her face. He turned the right light back on and saw Applejack had left. He opened the door and shook his head with a sigh.

Suddenly, his laptop made a loud ringing noise as the clock in the corner turned from 5 AM to 6 AM.

*DING DONG DING DONG......DING DONG DING DONNNG!*

He heard the intercom pipe children's applause through the restaurant. He blinked, then peeked out his door and saw nothing. He walked out into the dining hall.

Pinkie and her friends were back on the stage, and Pirate's Cove was closed again. He crumpled up a ball of paper and threw it at Pinkie, knocking off her hat. She didn't move. He smiled and then pulled out a permanent marker and drew all over their faces, then left the restaurant to prepare for Night 2.