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// Ponyville is a perfect town. 
// Story: Dash is love. Dash is life. 
// by Reptilicus 
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My name is Scootaloo.
I am a pony.
I was 19 years old.

I was at magic class.
I pulled my magic wand out so I can do spells.
The girl behind me asks, "Hey why is your magic wand striped like a rainbow?"
She scoffs and starts giggling.

The class mule overhears our conversation.
He walks up to me and says, "Hee-haw."
He knocks the wand out of my hands and hoofbumps his friends.

I pull my Rainbow Dash Fanclub wig out from under my wing and put it on.
I stand up and recite 'Inno nazionale Dale nuvola'.
I make a large rainboom in the air.

My wand....

...starts....


...to shake violently.


It emits a sky blue haze.
The stench of Wonderbolts and coolness fills the room.
The teacher tries to leave the room but the door is 20% locked.

Dash bursts out of my wand and whinnies with rage.
She grabs the donkey and rips his toupee off with one thrust.
She shoves it down his throat.
Dash crushes a box of hayfries and spreads the oil on her hoof.

She flies to the girl who laughed at me and bucks her cutie mark.
Dash lets her live since she knows the horrible life the filly will lead.

Dash pushes the teacher aside.
She stands at the podium in front of the class.

"I've been dreamin', I've been waitin', to fly with those great ponies."

"Dash is love, Dash is life." the class responds.

"They'll shower us with diamonds." Dash bellows.

Dash returns to my wand.
The teacher continues the lesson plan from before.
I return home and Cheerilee is upset.
She says she got a call from the school again.
She asks me what I have done.

I turn to my sister and say what I have always said to the congregation.

Dash is love.
Dash is life.