//------------------------------// // Twilight Sparkle's Bad Hair Day // Story: The Bad Day Chronicles // by Protopony350 //------------------------------// One day the Twilight was getting out of bed and looked into a mirror. "SPIKE?? MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!" She screamed in horror at the fire. The Twilight ran out of her house in a pure pain panic. She saw Rainbow Dash in the sky, but she was also on fire oh man. "MRS.CAKE!" She cried in terror as she ran into Sugar Cube Corner. Mrs.Cake tossed her babies like footballs because she was in such shock at The Twilight coming into her shop with fire hair. "SWEETIE, BRING ME THE FLOWER!" She called out. Mr.Cake didn't answer, he just tossed a bottle of whiskey at her because he's really an abusive drunk. Well the whiskey hit The Twilight and the fire spread to her body. "THIS IS A HELL UNPARALLELED!" She screamed in pure anguish as she ran out the door. The Twilight decided to stop at the fireworks store. Well nothing of interest happened so she went on her way. "DERPY, I AM ON FIRE HELP!" Derpy was blowing whiskey bubbles and one of them flew into The Twilight's eye, causing it to explode because of the fire. "DERPY I NEEDED HELP WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" The Twilight Befuddled. Derpy flew away and went to Sugar Cube Corner and turns out SHE'S an abusive drunk to Mr.Cake. Well by this time The Twilight fell into a burning heap on the ground. "why........why?" She said as she died. The Twilight melted into a putrid scorched purple pile on the road. 4 hours later Spike ran over with water and put out the fire. "Sorry I'm late Twilight" She didn't respond.