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// 54 Trollestia by SeanOfTheDead 
// Story: Full Moon Fever: A MoonLight Prompt Collab 
// by TheLastBrunnenG 
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Trollestia
by SeanOfTheDead






Twilight had been having the worst day EVER. Today had started well enough with her and her crush/reformee Nightmare Moon simply walking through Whitetail Woods having a good time when they had come across a prepared picnic just sitting out in the open. After they had curiously approached it they had discovered that it had been given to them! While Nightmare was skeptical upon figuring out that the giver of this gift was not named, Twilight had opened the picnic basket already. Which considering she hadn't expected the cupcakes inside to be living (or have functioning arms and legs) this was a big mistake. They all began singing to them:

Twilight and Nightmare sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
first comes love, then comes-

The adorable abominations never got to finish their song however because Twilight had figured out where they had come from. And she had begun blasting them one by one, making them scream(and explode) as they tried (and ultimately failed) to escape the alicorns wrath. As the last cupcake whose name was (apparently) Tim, held his dying brother in his arms he spoke to Twilight.

"You monster, Jerry was still a boy...he had never held a fritter in his arms...never got to know the love of a good cookie... he deserved to live his life to the fullest! And now he can't because you explodey lasered him... how could you? " Nightmare had tears in her eyes as he spoke.

"Because SHE sent you here," Twilight said venom in her voice, "because she RUINED everything I had planned for today. And you helped. Goodbye."

And with that she rid the world of apparently a rather horrid (and disturbing) race of creatures. (It would later be discovered that they had plans to overthrow the ruler of Equestria via obesity.)

"Twilight You know who sent those cupcakes?" Nightmare asked.

"Yes. There is only one pony with enough magic, and knowledge of cake and pranks, who can do something like this...Trollestia."

"Twilight...do you...have feelings for me? Is that why you destroyed them? Did you WIPE OUT an entire new race of beings for me?"

..."Yes."

"How lovely!" Nightmare said as she scooped the smaller mare into her forelegs and kissed her.

Trollestia watched the scene from her dimension and smiled.

"You are welcome Twilight."  She said as she turned away from that screen to face her troops.

"Creepy Singing Cupcake Brigades numbers three through eight you have your orders."

But that is a story for a different prompt.