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// 51 Insipid by lyra_lover777 
// Story: Full Moon Fever: A MoonLight Prompt Collab 
// by TheLastBrunnenG 
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Insipid 
by lyra_lover777





"D-dear, umm, do you have any sense of taste?" The hall fell silent as everypony in attendance to the Gala watched Nightmare Moon, newly reformed, leaning over Rarity, who was shrinking back from the alicorn, who was now turning deep red.

"How. Dare. You. Insult. ME!!!" Nighty glared at Rarity before using her magic to flip Rarity's golden crown off her head, flipping it into the bowl of grape jello.

"But-but who wears a litle black dress to the Gala. It's-it's tasteless!" Rarity shouted.

Red poured by the bucket full onto Nighty's face. She ripped Rarity's beautiful lavender dress by the seams, the thread unravelling as the majestic gown broke apart. The fabric floated to the ground at Rarity's hooves, the last piece landing on her back.

"HOW DARE YOU DESTROY MY DRESS!" Rarity leaped at Nighty, only to be restrained by her coltfriend Fancy Pants and Applejack, while Twilight and Rainbow Dash held Nighty back.

"I'll spend all night with you if you calm down," Twilight cooed in Nighty's ear.

Fancy Pants said the same thing, except much more graphic. Soon both ponies were blushing as their counterparts drew away from them.

As the pair exited the banquet early to avoid more tussles between the two, the two shared whispered insults.

"Insipid."

"Atrocious."

"Bland."

"Fat."

This last one had Rarity gasping in horror as Nighty giggled softly. Suddenly Rarity tackled Nighty into the bushes, were screams and hollers of pain could be heard form both.

Fancy and Twilight shared a glance before both rolling their eyes and retrieving their beloved.