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// Splinter Cell (FanOfMostEverything's "Aftershock") 
// Story: Never The Final Word (Vol. 1) 
// by horizon 
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"Twilight?"

"Yes?"

"Don't be mad."

"… What did you do, Rainbow?"

"You know how you told me not to use that cellulose phone to spell-check my Daring Do fanfic?"

"(Sigh.) I'd been wondering where it went. You did, didn't you?"

"Yyyyyyyeah."

"Look, I understand how addictive the other world's technology can be, but we really need to keep all of its artifacts secret. Just give it back before anything happens to it, and we can pretend this never happened."

"I, uh … kinda can't."

"Dash, what do you me—AAAAAAAAH! What HAPPENED to this?!"

"I, uh … kinda might have gotten mad and thrown it."

"At what, a running wood chipper?"

"No. Off the edge of Cloudsdale."

"For the love of Sun, why?"

"Did you SEE what it did to my story?! Listen to this! 'Darling Do top-hoods through the mushy horrid ores of the subtle raining Templar, hooding her breach as she snakes past the zebra can wart ions.' It's word salad!"

"… Dash, let me introduce you to a little concept called 'autocorrect' …"