//------------------------------// // Slap it hard // Story: Slap my Hoof. // by Szalhi //------------------------------// The conga went on for two hours before it sadly came to an end. As fun as the Conga is, it never lasts that long. But it didn’t take them long to Figure out how Attempting to jump stops the conga. 12 minutes earlier “C’mon guys, we need to find a way out of this. We’ve been going for 2 hours. We’re not Pinkie Pie.” Twilight shouted as she Conga’d around the room. The taunt had gone for 2 hours and they were short of answers on how to stop the conga. “Yes, that’s what we’re trying. But obviously, they don’t seem to work,” Rainbow Dash pointed out as Spike tried everything from banging into walls to walking off the small ledge that entered the library, just to land face flat and still congaing “I guess i’m stuck like this forever. Not like you guys can pick me up,” Spike complained as he kept congaing, placing his feet on the air from his position. “You know what? Maybe you didn’t fall high enough. Hang on, i’m going to fall down the stairs.” Rainbow Dash said as she approached the staircase. Now, how do i get up? Jump or something? This conga’s not letting me fly. Or step up she thought when she moved up to it. I guess i just jump. Little did she know, jumping would be the key to her answer. She attempted to jump up but to no avail. She didn’t even leave the ground. Wait what’s this? No more conga? “Holy Buck. This does not feel like conga. Wait, am i even congaing?” She said to herself as she examined herself. “Nope, no Conga.” “Have you any luck Rainb…” Twilight stopped (As much as she could) and stared at the now not congaing Rainbow Dash. “Hmm, I never thought falling down the stairs would’ve actually worked.” Twilight said as she approached the stairs. “Actually, I didn’t fall down the stairs.” Twilight stopped and turned herself around. “Well, i’m glad i don’t have to fall down the stairs. Tell me, how did you stop.” “Wal- Conga’d off a cliff” Rainbow Dash joked. “Ok, well, What? How are you still alive?” Twilight asked Rainbow Dash curiously. “I never walked off a cliff. I just tried to jump and it stopped the conga.” Twilight rolled her eyes at Rainbow Dash’s joke. Walking off cliffs. Great job Twilight. An hour had passed and the three had managed to stop the conga and were resting as they had drained their energy with two hours of congaing. “Conga, is the, most, stupidest, thing, i’ve, ever, seen.” Twilight remarked looking at the Conga reel on the floor. “I thought it was fun. For about one hour.” Spike said recovering from lying face flat on the library floor for thirty minutes. Right at that moment, A big flash appeared in the box that housed the reel. Investigating, Twilight went up and over to the box to see what has happened. Another reel and a key. Frustrated with finding another key, She slid the box over to the other two before walking out of the room. “Another reel for you to enjoy.” Hmm, better be as fun as conga” Spike said getting up and opening the box. He took out the reel and the respective key and inserted the key into the lock. “Hey wait up, I need to see what we unlock straight away.” Rainbow Dash said as she quickly got up and went up to Spike. Turning the key on the lock, The reel flashed before once again revealing a button, but with a picture of 2 figures holding their appendages up and pressing them against each others. There was a tag on it that said “High five” “Oh cool. High five! I have no idea what that is. But i’m trying it out right now.” Rainbow Dash said grabbing the reel and examining it. “If it has a button, the button must be pushed. Hurry up and do it.” Rainbow Dash pressed the button on the reel. The reel disappeared before she stood raised her right fore hoof in the air. “SLAP MY HOOF!” Rainbow Dash said facing towards Spike and holding the position. “Do you really want me to do that?” “Just slap it!” Spike Rose his claw as he proceeded to slap her hoof. “OOH YEAH. That felt so good. But it also looked so boring. Maybe we can work on it.” “Hang on, i think we can do better.” Spike said as the Reel reappeared and he grabbed it pushing the button again. “Now you slap my claw!” Rainbow Dash went up to slap his claw before stopping and moving away from him before flying up to him, slapping it. “Oh my god, that felt so great!” Spike shouted as Rainbow Dash almost crashed into a wall. “It’s like doing it normally, but 200% cooler!” Rainbow Dash said as she recovered from the momentum. “What’s in there that makes it 200% cooler?” “Oh no, we’re not taking it apart to see what’s inside. We may not be able to put it back together again.” Spike said thinking that Rainbow Dash was insisting on opening it up. “Do you really think that i would do that? I don’t even know how to open it without breaking it open.” “But, i think we can make it 2000% cooler! At the moment it’s just us. But, We need to bring Pinkie here too.” “So, you want to use pinkie’s witchcraft?” “No, i just want her to see it. I know she’d like it alot and she’d make it all fun with her weird powers!” “So, basically, witchcraft?” Rainbow Dash sighed. “Yes, Witchcraft. She’s definitely a master of witchcraft.” “Well she is. Witchcraft is like magic, but different. She’s not a Unicorn so she can’t actively use magic.” “You sound like Twilight.” “Oh damn, I do! Hurry, help me flush it out by slapping my claw!” Spike said as he rose his right claw up. Rainbow Dash stood back as she rose her right hoof. She moved forward and slapped Spikes Claw hard. “Oh wow, I feel so much better. C’mon let’s get Pinkie!”