Well that sure was a thing!
The ship kept on flying and it hit an asteroid but everything was fine now because of some heroic things that Twix Bar did but I can't really remember ok.
"Twix, we've been flying for weeks, when will we get to the wormhoooooole" Whined Swooty Bell after kicking a wall and hurting her hoof.
"Anytime now" But what she meant was ANY TIME. Could be a day, could be yesterday. Wormholes are weird.
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG"
"Did someone just yarg like a pirate?" Swooty asked after the yearg.
Changeshape turned into an anti aircraft gun and also put on a space helmet and went outside because she figured the yearg would be followed by an "AHOY" and after that another yearg and after that pirates would attack.
So after that pirates would attack!
"ATTACK"
The word echoed throughout space because you can hear in space in this universe.
The pirates swung from space ropes and ran all over the ship stealing loot and Changeshapes old Sci-Fi VHS collection because I just looked over and saw an old VHS copy of TRON so yeah now Changeshape collects old Sci-Fi VHS's.
"HOLY CRAP TWIX BAR SHOOT THEM" Swooty screamed in a panic.
"YOU COULD HELP YOU KNOW!" I think everyone was getting a little sick of Swootys attitude that she had because she was secretly angry that Spine and Changeshape got together and oh crap she would die if she knew they're engaged oh man that would be bad.
"NUH UH MY HORN STOPPED WORKING AGAIN!" Swooty was lazy. I mean yeah she was telling the truth, but she also had a tommy gun she could fight with.
Spine grabbed a space suit and ran outside.
"JUMP ON!" Screamed Changeshape and Spine took control of the canons.
"TAKE EVERYTHING AND GIVE NOTHING BACK!" Yelled that one pirate from Pirates of the Caribbean. You know the one. The old guy who was friends with jack. Not barbossa the other one.
"SPINE, AIM AT THE PIRATES!" Changeshape that's a great idea!
So the pirates kept attacking and some of them had guns and they shot at Changeshape but Spine shot the bullets before they could hit using the power of love or aiming or something.
"YEARGGGG I'VE BEEN HIT!" Cried the leader of the pirates and he fell down.
The Pirates began to retreat with the valuable VHS tapes when a laser shot them and they all exploded.
"NO MY TAPES!" Aw man that sucks. Poor Changeshape.
"Who did that we don't have lasers" Said Swooty and why DON'T you have lasers you're going after a bad guy!
When the space fire cleared they could see an armada of huge ships.
"ATTENTION SWOOTY BELL! I AM COMMANDER CRUMBLES OF MARCOPOLYPSE CHOCOLATE ARMY! SURRENDER OR WE WILL CRUMBLE YOU!"
"LIKE A COOKIE?" Replied Spine with a grin.
"YES LIKE A.......HEY THAT'S NOT NICE! THAT'S IT ATTACK THE PENGUIN FIRST!" Aw crap.
So Swooty pressed the Must Go Faster button shaped like Jeff Goldblum and they tried to run away.
Twix Bar did something really cool oh man she put on a space suit and went outside and jumped on top of the ship.
"SPACE LASER!" She screamed and shot a super laser that destroyed a ship.
"KEEP GOING! WE MUST STOP THEM AND ALSO GET THAT MEAN PENGUIN!" The enemy was really strong and the cookie said that.
The ships fired but turns out Swooty is pretty good at piloting.
"CHANGESHAPE, WE HAVE TO GET INSIDE AND HIDE!" Spine was correct.
So they started running and Changeshape got inside first but the cookie said something that made Spine mad.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO PROTECT THAT HIDEOUS WITCH? SHE'LL BE THE FIRST TO BE THROWN INTO A STAR!" And he laughed.
Spine started to turn red and he grabbed the small laser pistol that came with the space suit.
"Spine?" Changeshape thought he was inside but NOPE he was doing something crazy.
"I'LL MURDERLIZE YA FOR THAT!" Screamed Spine who leaped off of the ship and went flying toward Commander Crumble's ship.
Changeshape ran back outside, but it was too late. Spine was on the enemy ship.
Spine ran as fast as he could across the huge battleship, killing a ton of Chocolate Chip Warriors as he ran.
Spine shot open a door on the ship and a bunch of Chocolate Chip Warriors got sucked outside.
"COMMANDER! I'M HERE TO FIGHT FOR THE HONOR OF CHANGESHAPE AND ALSO KEEP YOU FROM KILLING EVERYONE!" Spine is having his crowning moment of awesome!
Commander Crumbles immediately shot the gun out of Spines hand.
"If you want to fight, at LEAST do it right!" And the commander tossed a sword to Spine.
Spine picked up the sword and charged at Commander Crumbles in blind rage. The Commander stepped right out of the way and tripped Spine.
"Do you really think you can challenge ME? The right hand of Marcopolypse, and also a really really good sword fighter?" He was born less then a month ago come on now.
"I KNOW I CAN!" AND Spine lunged at him.
The Sword went straight into Spines shoulder. Spine dropped his sword.
"CHOCOLATE CHIPS, TAKE HIM TO THE CAGES!" The Commander Commanded.
The Swoot Ship was able to escape in the chaos.
Changeshape fell to the ground and began to cry. Mostly because of Spine but also a little because that was a REALLY nice collection of Sci-Fi VHS tapes.