Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope

by Protopony350


Launch

Launch

The Swooty Bunch have been working hard for 2 months building a space vessel capable of reaching the Universal Gallery.

"Ok guys this ship will takes us far away or explode I don't know we're just horses" Said Swooty.

"It'll work! We just have to make sure not to press the Explode Ship button" Assured Twix Bar.

"Ok guys you have all of your stuff?" Asked Swooty.

"Yep all set!" Said Spine who only has a small bag because what would a penguin own anyway?

Changeshape walked up and was also hiding her ring because MAN that would be awkward to explain while stuck on a space ship for maybe years.

The gang all stepped onto the huge ball shaped space ship. It looked kinda like those round ships on Star Wars Episode 2 remember those yeah ok.

"Twix Bar how do we get to the place?" Asked Swooty

"I only remember a little bit of what I saw on a map that was kinda far away, but it's at exactly these coordinates" And she pressed some buttons on a keyboard.

"Oh hold on a minute is that a wormhole?" Asked a suddenly taken aback Swooty.

"Yeah is that a problem?" Twix Bar didn't know that Swooty was allergic to Wormholes.

"It's ok I'll take a Wormhole pill and I should be ok" Yeah Swooty they could probably use some context on that.

Anyway they all settled into the huge ship that had a game room and a Subway (I just made 20 dollars saying that!)

Twix Bar pressed a button and the ship launched with so much force that the planet was pushed away from the sun a little and now summer doesn't exist.

"Welp we're in space. Kinda feels weird not being stabbed by McMeany and being in space at he same time" Swooty had some issues to work out.

"So how big is space anyway?" Asked Changeshape.

"Well I'd say at least twice as big as YO MAMA" Replied Swooty who was really proud of herself. Changeshape ran off crying because she don't have no mama and Spine ran after her.

"So how long will this trip take us?" Asked Swooty man these are questions that should have been asked before they left.

"Well considering our destination is large enough to hold all 5 universes, it's going to take a couple of weeks" Twix Bar did the math.

"5 universes?" Asked Swooty.

"Yeah, is something wrong with that?" Twix.

"No it's just.....I kinda assumed it would hold an infinite number of universes" Swooty that's not how a gallery works.

"Nope, just five" Twix Bar was surprised that Swooty didn't already know this.

"Why 5?" Asked Swooty.

"What do you mean? It HAS to be 5" Twix Bar was getting angry about this.

"Oh ok that explains it" Swooty was ok with this.


So the ship kept flying but after a while they saw a planet that was on fire.

"Swooty! We should check that out!" Twix Bar Said I MEAN Said Twix Bar.

"Eh, whatever" Swooty was in a "Go with the flow" mood.

So they landed on the planet and OH NO so much things on fire!

"PLEASE HELP US!" Screamed the Blue Power Ranger Zeo.

"Swooty! This is the Power Ranger planet! If they're in trouble something BIG must have happened" Twix Bar knows her planets!

The Rangers had pulled out all of the stops! They called in most of the teams, they had like 10 Megazords, they even had The Green Ranger, the coolest of the Power Rangers.

"What happened here?" Asked Spine because Swooty didn't really care.

"It was a HORSE! A big crazy fire horse! And also she had an army of chocolate invaders!" Replied The Blue Power Rangers Zeo.

From over a hill charged hundreds of chocolate chips with arms and legs, led by a chocolate chip cookie with a captains hat on.

"DONE!" Said Swooty

"What? These people need out help!" Demanded Changeshape.

"Nope. Done. The Power Rangers are fighting a cookie. We'll nuke it from orbit. I'm done" Swooty walked right back to the ship.

"Um, sorry guys. She's kind of in charge" Said Twix Bar.

They all headed back to the ship.

The Ship blasted off and dropped a huge bomb on the planet.

The Power Rangers are gone.




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The planet was a wasteland.

"COMMANDER!" Yelled a Chocolate Chip.

The Cookie crawled from the wreckage.

"That was Swooty Bell! MEN, PREPARE TO CHASE THAT SHIP!" Ordered the cookie.