//------------------------------// // Momba // Story: Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope // by Protopony350 //------------------------------// So they killed all of the important ponies and walked right into Tartarus LOL good thing it's not Mordor or they couldn't have done that am I right haha. So they walked in and it was really really big. "So how do we find the evil secret hideout?" Asked Swooty who was SUPPOSED to be in charge here. "We can use my Chocolate Evil detecting goggles!" Said David the Gnome and he put them on. "Ya know what, go ahead, I don't even care about this crap anymore" Said Spine. So they followed the trail of chocolate Evil and eventually met a fork in the road. "Oh man this could hurt somepony" Said Changeshape and she picked up the fork and they kept walking. "STOP WALKING AND FIGHT" Screamed Roority. "Roority we have NO time to deal with you right now" Swooty kinda forgot she even had a sister. "ROORITY!" Screamed Roority who had the power of Roority. "Changeshape, engage plan 11B" Said Swooty. Changeshape transformed into a carbonite freezing chamber. "Swooty what are you doing please NOOOOO!" Pleaded Roority as Swooty pushed her into the chamber. Horrifying screaming echoed throughout Tartarus as Roority was slowly and painfully frozen. "Put Roority in the canon!" Said Swooty. Changeshape turned into a canon and they loaded Roority into it. They shot her through Tartarus and out into space. "Well that's that. Lets keep going!" Swooty was one cold pony. Yeah ok so they kept walking and man they thought this place would have monsters or something but nah they all escaped a long time ago after Twilight Purple killed Three Head Fred, the guard dog who kept them all inside so yeah OOPS! "This is it!" Said David the Gnome. They walked up to the door and Changeshape turned into a battering ram and they knocked the door down. "KING MOMBA, GIVE US BACK TWIX BAR NOW!" Swooty actually kinda cared about Twix Bar. "YOU ARE LATE SWOOTY! WE ARE LEAVING ON A SPACE SHIP AND AFTER THAT WE WILL KILL THE PLANET!" Said Momba Twix. "NOPE!" Yelled Marcopolypse as she pressed the button and the Vessel started to take off. "WHAT OH MAN WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THE RULER OF TARTARUS WOULD BETRAY ME?" Momba was being serious. So Marcopolypse escaped into space and David the Gnome fell to his knees and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and Spine and Changeshape just ignored him this time. "MOMBA, YOU CAN'T RUN!" Swooty jumped at him and kicked him hard in the face. "Swooty Bell, this is the end of the line! I shall kill you and after that crystals!" And Twix Bar laser zapped Swooty. Changeshape turned into a Gundam and Spine jumped inside and they charged at Twix Bar. Twix Bar was having NONE of that and also laser zapped them but after that David the Gnome hid behind a rock and pulled a red and white spherical object out of his backpack. Twix Bar was totally dominating this battle. "Don't you see Swooty? With this body and my mind, you have NO chance!" Twix Bar said and also Swooty was on the ground and Twix Bar stomped on her horn and cracked it even more and Changeshape had one tear in her eye after she saw it crack. "Twix....bar........please.......remember the time we went to the fair and had fun?" Swooty asked. Suddenly this memory jolted Twix Bar awake. ------------------------------------------------------------ Inside of the mind of Twix Bar Twix Bar has awoken Inside of the mind of Twix Bar. "NO.....how can this beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?" King Momba said with a lot of b. “Momba! No you are hurting my friends and making me look like a total jerk” Twix Bar suddenly got more powerful for some reason and attacked Momba. “NO! FRIENDSHIP IS FOR BABIES!” He replied and attacked her but it had no effect. “NO! YOU’RE FOR BABIES!” Twix Bar yelled as her power grew and Momba was forced out of her head. ------------------------------------------------------------ King Momba was ejected from Twix Bar and he flew out of her head and hit a wall. At that moment David the Gnome leaped into the air, transformed into Speed Buggy, and tossed a Pokeball at Momba, capturing him. “WHAT?” Screamed Spine and Changeshape. “At least I got Momba” Said Speed Buggy. “EXPLAIN! NOW!” Said Changeshape who after that turned into a tank. “Ok ok fine. I am not David the Gnome. My name is Speed Buggy. I am a member of the ICOOCC! The Intergalactic Collective of Obscure Cartoon Characters. I was sent here OFFICIALLY to capture the evil King Momba, who had threatened the Universal Gallery. UNOFFICIALLY, i was sent here to destroy the dreaded Marcopolypse, who thousands of years ago destroyed a large portion of the galaxy. I want to thank you for your help Swooty Bell. Me and my partner Jabber Jaw couldn’t have done this without your help” Said Speed Buggy. “Oh man I got reverse Speed Buggied!” Said Swooty. “You totally got reverse Speed Buggied!” Said Speed Buggy. A reverse Speed Buggy is when you think you are talking to someone else, but it turns out it was really Speed Buggy. "But why did you turn into David the Gnome?" Asked Changeshape. "We knew your world was full of Unicorns and stuff, so we figured a David the Gnome would fit in better than a Speed Buggy" Said Speed Buggy. "But we don't even HAVE Gnomes on this planet!" Said Spine "And the ponies here TOTALLY love Speed Buggy" Said Changeshape. "Are you kidding me? I could have stayed in my much more powerful form?" Speed Buggy was annoyed. "Yep" Replied Spine. "Aw crap well I better go man that's annoying" Should have done more research Speed Buggy. “Hold on. What about that Scootaloo freakout?” Asked Spine. “I’ve already said too much! I must leave now and warn the collective of the escape of Marcopolypse! If you ever need help and are also in space come find our headquarters” And after that Speed Buggy flew away with King Momba. “huh” Said Swooty Bell. ------------------------------------------------------------ So Twix Bar was knocked out after the fight and they took her back to her cave house. They all stayed with her and the next morning Twix Bar woke up. “CRAP GUYS WE HAVE TO MOVE!” Twix Bar suddenly yelled, waking everyone else up. “What are you going on about?" Asked Swooty who was NOT a morning pony. "It's Marcopolypse! I remember EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED WHILE MOMBA HAD CONTROL! She's headed to the Universal Gallery to kill EVERYONE!" Twix Bar was frantic! "OH NO BUT SHE'S IN SPACE AND I DON'T HAVE A SHIP ANYMORE!" Swooty oh no! "We can build one. I remember EVERYTHING! We can build our own Vessel!" Twix Bar you are awesome! They began working as Marcopolypse drew ever closer to her goal of all of the chocolate. ------------------------------------------------------------ "So David the Gnome turned out to be Speed Buggy" Said Changeshape. "Yep. I guess we're done with that" Said Spine. "So what do we talk about now?" Asked Changeshape. "How about this?" Asked Spine as he pulled a ring out of his I don't know. "HOLY CRAP WHAT?" Changeshape was shocked. “Lets get hitched!” Said Spine. So yeah she agreed. Awwwwwwwwwww. And because I can’t leave it on a sappy and sweet note I just want you to remember that Fast Spectrums remains are still rotting in the Neverever Forest. END OF ACT 3