Date: June/4/2020
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Time: 17:00
Anon's POV:
Wasting no time, you place Rainbow Dash down right next to the truck and hop into the back. Man I'm going to have so much fun with this! You state with a smile coming upon your face. "How did you even keep it in such a great condition, Scott?" You ask as you start to unchain the beast.
"It was rather simple actually. I just shoved it into a storage container, you know, the ones you can rent." Scott states walking up to the side of the truck and leaning against it. "Every couple of months I would get it checked out, you know, to make sure it still runs."
As Scott finishes up his explanation on why he's the best friend ever, you toss the chains aside. "You're a real bro you know that, a real fuckin' bro!" You state as you pull the kickstand down and jump out of the back of the pickup. "You got a ramp?" You ask Scott.
"You know it." He states as he opens the front door of the pickup to grab the retractable ramp for the bike. "Here we are, I got this from Canadian tire for forty bucks. You would be surprised on how much this thing can carry, it being retractable is just the icing on the cake... Fuck now I'm hungry." Scott states handing you the retractable ramp.
"So you going to tell me about this stuffed pony you're carrying around? You're not a fag or anything are you?" Scott asks walking closer to Rainbow Dash all the while smirking. "She looks real, but it's still pretty fucking weird for you to be carrying one." Scott says scratching the back of his head.
"That's because she is real. Her name is Rainbow Dash." You claim as you place the ramp on the truck. "And I don't know if you want to get to close she's a feisty one." You state climbing back into the truck.
"Don't bullshit me man, no way this pony is real." Scott states taking a closer look at Rainbow Dash. For some reason Rainbow Dash remains perfectly still, you will admit if you were Scott right now you wouldn't be able to tell the difference either.
"BOO!" Rainbow Dash shouts out as she jumps up from her sitting spot.
"HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT!" Scott yells out as he jumps back from surprise. Containing your laughter you make a mental note to give Rainbow Dash some props for that. "THAT PONY JUST SPOKE DUDE!" Scott states trying to regain his breath.
"I told you she's a lively one." You state as you jump onto the motorbike and kick up its kickstand. "Just telling you this now, she's not from earth." You claim knowing that Scott is going to call bullshit on you any minute now.
"Bullshit!" knew it! "This is just a robot or a costume!" Scott states fully recovered from his little heart attack. "Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice, shame on me." Scott states walking back to Rainbow Dash.
As you roll the bike off of his convenient ramp you look upon Scott as he circles Rainbow Dash. The funny thing is that as Scott circles the mare, Rainbow Dash poses as if to say 'look all you want, I'm as real as it gets.'.
"Well she's not a Robot, I would of found something by now." Scott states as he gets even closer to Rainbow Dash. "So it must be a costume." With that Scott places a hand on Rainbow Dash only to be rewarded with a hoof to the face.
"Hands off buddy." Rainbow Dash states with a serious expression upon her face. While Rainbow Dash says this you look to Scott and give him a wink while pointing to the muffler of the bike. Getting the message Scott winks to you and further distracts Rainbow Dash.
"So you really are real. That's so fucking awesome. Where do you come from?" Scott states smiling as he knows what is soon to come and that something is revenge.
"Equestria! I'M THE FASTEST FLYER THER-" Starting up the bike the fastest you're able to, you rev the 600cc engine hard.
*VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM* *VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM*
The whole bike shakes as the engine comes to life as it roar's. Looking at Scott you can see that he's smiling ear to ear with his hands covering them. However Rainbow Dash on the other hand seems to have gotten scared as she jumps a good four feet into the air with a yelp.
As the engine settles Scott walks over to you with his simile still plastered on his face. "Thanks man I guess I owe you one."
"No problem bro. You already got my bike back." You state as you give him props. Once the ceremonial thank you's are done you and Scott look upon Rainbow Dash to see her staring at you with an un-amused facial expression. For some reason you think you're going to regret siding with your friend as she has two dares up her sleeves.
"I can see why you two are friends." Rainbow Dash states as she walks over to the motorbike. "So which ride am I taking?" Rainbow Dash asks as Scott starts to walk over to his truck.
"All depends on you Dash, we both are heading the same way." You state turning your gaze to see Scott remove the ramp from his truck and place it in the front. "But for some reason I'm getting the impression you want to ride with me." You state as Scott gets into his truck and starts its engine.
Rainbow Dash grows a smile as you rev the engine again. "Fuckin' yeah I do!" Rainbow Dash claims as she hops onto the back of your motorbike. "You better push this thing to the limits Anon." Rainbow Dash states as you pull up next to Scott's truck.
Scott lowers his window. "I almost forgot, you guys are going to need these." He states as he passes you two green helmets that match the bikes color. "Just follow me, I will show you the way to my humble abode." Scott says as his truck merges onto the crowded street.
"Sorry Dash but I'm going to have to travel slow for now, but trust me when I say that you will get to see this thing at its finest." You state as you follow Scott's truck into the busy streets. "Just remember to hold onto me Dash, I know we aren't going that fast but if you fall you will get seriously injured."
Looking back to make sure she knows the dangers of riding a motorbike, Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes. "Yeah, yeah, I know." Rainbow Dash states as you turn your attention back to the road in front of you.
"You know what rocks about being in Toronto right now?" You ask Rainbow Dash as you follow Scott's truck through the streets of Toronto.
"What's that?" Rainbow Dash asks in response to your question.
"You get to see the city at night. One of the most beautiful sights in my opinion, other than flying of course." You say as you and Scott come to a red light. One thing I don't miss, red lights. You say to yourself as you wait patiently for the light to turn green.
Turning around you see Rainbow Dash indulging herself with the view here as she looks around the streets. "You mean that there is even more to see then this!" Rainbow Dash says in awe as the light turns green and you accelerate to normal city speeds.
Smiling you turn back to Dash "Trust me there is way more to see then these dull streets. I promised you back in Iran that I would show you why I love my world so much." You say turning back to face the road.
Rainbow Dash goes silent and Scott's truck in front of you turns into a side street then into what you assume to be his apartments parking lot. "Looks like we're here Dash." You claim as you park your neon green bike next to Scott's truck.
Much to your surprise the apartment building that you stopped at looks high class. Nice place Scott. You think to yourself as you take off your helmet and stop the engine. "Pretty swanky if I do say so myself." You state as you hop off the bike with Rainbow Dash.
"Better be for the price I pay for it." Scott states locking up his truck and regrouping with you. "I got a pretty nice view from my level as well. When we get there you have a lot of explaining to do." Scott states mimicking a fathers tone.
Nodding your compliance you follow Scott into the lobby of the apartment. Here I thought the outside looked nice! You say mentally as you enter the rather luxurious lobby room. The floors were all made out of marble as the walls looked to be hand carved with designs. In the middle of the lobby lay a little water fountain and at the very end there is a person in a booth, no doubt a security officer.
As Scott walks up to the security guard you and Dash take your time and admire the high class feeling that this apartment gives off. "You sure know how to pick your friends Anon." Rainbow Dash states getting a little chuckle from you.
"Hay to be fair when I first met him I had no idea he had the capability to become rich." You reply to Dash as Scott calls you both over to the elevator. "Just remember to show your respect to him, he's helping us out a lot." You say to Rainbow Dash as you arrive in front of the elevator.
In response to your command Rainbow Dash blows you a raspberry while you wait for the elevator to arrive. "So what you thinking of doing while you're in Toronto?" Scott asks as the elevator arrives and you all pile in.
"I was thinking of taking Rainbow Dash here to see the CN tower. She likes flying and going fast, however her wings don't work here on earth so I think the CN tower might be an excellent place to take her." You say as the doors close and Scott presses the button numbered 11.
"Why are we in this little room?" Rainbow Dash states but is soon answered as the elevator rises and she falls over due to a collaborative effort of lack of balance and being caught off guard. "I get it now..." Rainbow Dash states as she slowly lifts herself off the elevator floor.
You and Scott share a well needed chuckle at the site. "CN tower huh, nice place." Scott states. "You said she likes flying and going fast right?" Scott asks as the elevator stops at the respected floor and you all file out into the hallway.
"Dam right he did!" Rainbow Dash states getting another chuckle from both you and Scott.
"Well then you picked the perfect time to come to Toronto." Scott says as he arrives at his apartment door. "Because at 1pm tomorrow they are hosting the annual air show over the lake." Scott states bringing a smile upon your face.
"Really their doing one tomorrow?" You say to Scott as you enter his apartment. Much to what you would of thought, the whole place is spotless. Floors are mopped windows are cleaned and everything seems to be organised.
Scott smiles as he sees the awed expression on both you and Rainbow Dashes faces. "Welcome to my humble abode. Casa de Scott!" Scott says as he continues to answer your question. "And yes they are. I would go myself but sadly I have work, got to pay the bills you know."
Walking further in you take sight of the entire room. You stand in a hallway with Dash, to the right is a bathroom looking gorgeous as fuck, to the left is the kitchen. Farther down the hallway it looks like there might be a living room with a large window surveying most of downtown.
"Holy shit man you really went all out with this place! I mean look at it your like a stereotypical rich guy minus the douche bag part!" You say as you take off your boots and head down to the living room. As expected there lay a table set for dinning, along with the humongous window. Man this is like in a movie when you see the hero's apartment. You say to yourself as you turn around to see Scott standing there with a big ass smile.
"That I do Anon. Man the party's I have hosted here, I would of invited you but you were deployed." Scott states as he sits down on a nearby couch. "So as you promised what is this story?" Scott asks and you look over to Rainbow Dash to see her face plastered to the window looking out towards the city.
Clearing your throat for the soon to be lecture your about to give, you turn your attention back to Scott. "Alright remember when we were kids and you believed every word that came out of my mouth? Even if it sounded like total bullshit." You ask Scott.
"Yeah, like your evil sisters. Man I hated them." Scott states with his smile moving to a serious look. "Don't tell me it's that bad." He says as you shake your head.
"Hey! Those are my sisters you're talking about!" You state defending them, even when they do deserve it. "No, it's not that bad I was just going to tell you to do the same thing." You say with a smile as Rainbow Dash tears her face away from the window and sits next to Scott on the sofa.
"I want to hear this." Rainbow Dash states with a smile. "It's going to be like watching a movie but it's about myself." She states.
"Well my mind is open." Scott says as you take in a deep breath and begin the story.
"It all started back in the UAE. I got a mission from my commander, it was pretty basic, scout and neutralize enemy's. Getting these missions all the time I didn't really think anything of it, so I did what I normally do and got into my F-22 with my wingmen." You say with the most serious voice you can muster at the time.
"It didn't take much time before we engaged our first contacts, four SU-35's. Me being the youngest of the group and the leader, I decided that our three F-22's could match up to their four SU's. At the time it looked like a perfect plan, we had the stealth advantage so why not. However things started to go south real fast." You say in a more cinematic like voice.
"We did an old tactic called the 'boom and zoom' where you go in for a dive, shoot and leave. Good tactic for old planes, however for advance war fighters not so much. On the dive we managed to get two confirmed kills, however after I shot down my target I looked up to see my wingman's plane burn up. It was the hardest thing to do in my life, just to sit there and watch. My wingman, my friend helpless in his F-22 burning alive and there was nothing I could do to stop it." You state feeling a little pain in your chest.
Pushing past it like the strong person you are, you continue your story. "I got so angry... I just wanted that person dead, no matter the cost." You state in a angry tone. "So I went straight for him. He never stood a chance, I downed the guy within seconds. However having that tunnel vision allowed the fourth SU to get behind me. I tried to shake him off but everything I tried didn't work." You state getting mixed expressions from both Dash and Scott.
"The last thing I remember was a missile heading straight for me. After that I found myself in the mesosphere." You pause for a moment as this is where it gets bazaar for a normal human. "I know that it's weird but roll with it ok?" You ask and both Rainbow Dash and Scott nod.
"Being that high up the engines stalled and the plane began to fall. It was minutes before I could see the ground, my whole plane was on fire!" You state with a much more composed voice. "With the plane about to hit a town I swerved to avoid it causing me to crash into a river." You state with your mood picking back up.
"OH this is where he meets me!" Rainbow Dash says out loud with a smile upon her face. You can't help but let out a little chuckle at Rainbow Dashes statement.
"Yes it is." You state. "Miraculously I survived the crash at speeds faster than sound. Don't ask why, I myself is still trying to figure that one out." You state with a smirk. "anyways shortly after the crash I met Dash here." You state pointing to the cyan mare upon the couch.
"We got lost in a forest the next day and stayed lost till we hiked up a mountain. Shit happened and I found myself in small pony occupied town days later. I met up with Rainbow Dashes friends and eventually they found a way to send me back here to earth for an unknown amount of time." You say glad that the whole story is done with. You did speed up the ending but it was nothing to important. "This also means that I have no money." You state with a sheepish smile.
It takes a couple minutes for Scott to process what you have just said but in the end you think he gets the gist of it. "Holy shit Anon! So you basically died and came back to life!" Scott states with a awed expression. "Don't worry about the money part I can hook you up." He states bringing a smile to your face.
"Thanks man I knew you would believe me." You say as you take a seat next to Rainbow Dash. "What time is it? I don't really want to spend the entire day here. No offence, but we have an entire city to see." You state.
"None taken. Its 6:30pm you have lots of time and don't worry it's no problem." Scott states getting up off the couch to head to what you assume to be his room.
"You're not coming with us?" You ask Scott as he enters his room and comes back out with his wallet. "We can always take your truck to fit three people."
"Naw you two can have your fun, here take this." Scott states pulling out a large wad of cash from his wallet. "You guys are going to need all of it if you're planning to show this mare Toronto." Scott says as he gives you the cash then walks back into his room.
"How much did he give you Anon." Rainbow Dash states as you count the money.
"100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, HOLY SHIT 800 dollars! Dude you're crazy!" You yell out to Scott in the other room.
"I know! Now go have some fun." You can hear a voice come from his room. "If you guys need to stay the night, you can always come back here." Scott states from his room.
Smiling that your bro will always have your back. You get up with Dash and walk to the entrance of the apartment. "I owe you one!" You yell out as you enter the hallway with Dash.
"Once again Anon, you sure know how to pick your friends." Rainbow Dash states as the apartment door closes behind you. Walking over to the elevator with Dash you think of the things you're going to do. The CN tower will take most of the day, I guess I can always improvise from there. You say to yourself as you arrive at the elevator.
The elevator doors slide open and you and Dash step inside. "You know what I love about elevators Dash." You state with a smile. "If you jump while it goes down you get the feeling of flying for a brief moment."
Intrigued by your statement when the doors slide shut and the elevator descends, Rainbow Dash jumps. Much to what you would of expected once she land, she does it again with a small smile coming upon her face. "I miss flying so much Anon." Rainbow Dash states as the elevator stops and the doors open up.
"I know how you feel. I wasn't able to fly the moment I got into Equestria." That's a lie, you flew the bi-plane not too long ago. Shrugging it off you walk with Rainbow Dash out of the high class apartment and into the parking lot.
"So you going to show me how fast this thing can go?" Rainbow Dash states as you mount your bike. I don't have my license on me and speeding is a huge fine. Nevertheless I'm only here temporarily so why the hell not! You state to yourself as you pull on your helmet and await Dash to hop on.
With nothing left to lose, except you and your cyan blues. You kick up the kick stand and hold the clutch kicking the bike into first gear. With no time at all your bike accelerates passed city speeds and you kick the gear into second then third until you hit the ominous 6th.
Soon you find you and Dash bolting down the streets of Toronto at 150mph. You can feel the speed wobble start to state its presence but you're much stronger and keep the bike on course. "SWEET CELESTIA THIS IS FAST!" Rainbow Dash yells out.
"To bad we're in the city or I would go even faster." You state as you start to slow back down. Sighing you switch the bike back down to 2ed gear as you don't feel like being a pancake today. "Maybe later if you behave I will take you on the highway 401." You state looking back with a smirk.
Rainbow Dash rolls her magenta eyes and you look back to the road. Smiling you turn onto the next street and right in front of you in the distance lay the CN tower in all its glory. "We going in that!?" Rainbow Dash states pointing her hoof at the concrete spire.
"Very observant Dash." You say as you once again switch gears till you hit 6th, going a good 160mph. You are quite surprised that you have yet to fuck up driving at this speeds, last time you had this bike you didn't even dare pass 110mph. Then again last time you had it you had no one to show off to.
With that being said it takes you no time at all to reach the parking lot right outside the CN tower. Let's see if I can make this anymore interesting. You state as you press the rear break with your foot and drift the bike into a parking space. It wasn't a perfect parking job but hell was it fun.
Shutting the engine off you lower the kickstand and hop off the bike. Don't want to drop it like the first time I had it. You say to yourself chuckling at the thought. Right after you, Rainbow Dash hops off with taking her helmet off revealing her messy hair. "Well here we are." You state gesturing to the CN tower not even 200 feet from where you stand.
"I'm just thankful I'm still alive." Rainbow Dash states catching a little breather. Did I overdo it back there? Nah. You say mentally with a smile upon your face as you and Rainbow Dash head over to the tower. You have no doubt that Rainbow Dash will love the view, it is after all the tallest building in the country.
Much to your liking when you reach the bottom there seems to be a lack of people. No lines, get my motorbike back, get to sleep at my friends luxurious apartment. Can anything ruin this day! You state to yourself as you hear thunder in the distance. I just had to jinks it. You state with your smile slowly retreating.
"Look's like your weather people are going to rain on our night out." Rainbow Dash states as you both reach the ticket booth. Paying the man at the booth the respected amount of mola you walk over to the elevator, you can say that you paid the ticket man a bit more than the average fee.
"We don't have weather people, well we do but they just talk about the weather on the television." You state getting a confused look from Rainbow Dash. "You see here on earth the weather has a mind of its own, we don't control it." You say making Rainbow Dashes facial expression drop.
"So you're saying that no one controls the weather here and we're about to go into the largest tower in your country! In a electrical storm!" Rainbow Dash states as the elevator doors open and you step inside.
"Yeah that's what I'm saying." You state with a smirk. "What, you scared of a little thunder and lightning." You say with the smirk on your face growing. "I never thought a weather pony would be used to it, especially an awesome one such as yourself."
Dash steps into the elevator and the door closes behind her. "I'm not scared!" Rainbow Dash claims with a sheepish grin. Keeping your smirk you walk over to the edge of the elevator that shows the outside.
"Sure you aren't, you're Rainbow Dash. FASTEST FLYER IN EQUESTRIA!" You state at the perfect time as a lightning bolt strikes off in the distance creating a rather large *boom* and *crack*. Hearing a short "EEP" after you look back to see Rainbow Dash standing still. Letting out a little chuckle you walk over to Rainbow Dash.
"Ok maybe I am scared just a little." Rainbow Dash states moving closer to you.
"Don't worry we're safe in here, I don't think they would of let us in without being 100% sure we are safe." You state as the elevator pod reaches the top of the tower. "And here we are." You say as the doors open and the interior of the tower is revealed.
"Holy shit Anon this place is amazing!" Rainbow Dash states gathering a few stares from the people dining. "Wait, wait , wait. You people eat up here!" Rainbow Dash says turning around to you.
"Yeah, pretty awesome isn't it." You claim as you walk up to the server. "seating for two." You say as the server takes a look at Rainbow Dash. Oh great here we go. You state mentally as you get ready for the never-ending torrent of questions.
"Sure, this way." The server states with a smile upon his face. Wait wat? You thought for sure he was going to say something. Nevertheless you follow the server to a booth.
"Do you have a seat closer to the window." You state with a sheepish smile.
"We do, would you like to sit there this evening?" The gentleman states. "I do agree that they are the better seats of the two."
"Yes, that would be much better." You say as the man leads you to a free table sitting right next to the window. "Thank you sir." You state in a high class voice that brings a smile to the server. After you both are seated the waiter hands out the menus.
"I will be right back with the water." He says as he departs the two of you to peruse the menus.
Once the waiter is out of sight the room goes silent other then the clanking of silver ware and the rain hitting the window of the tower. However when a flash of light appears out of the corner of your eye you can hear Dash jump and hit her hoof on the table.
"Fucking thunder." Rainbow Dash states as she rubs her hoof. "Why don't you just use those planes to control the weather?" Rainbow Dash asks.
Chuckling at how weird that sounds you reply. "Because planes go right through clouds." You claim as the waiter returns with a pitcher of water and two glasses.
"You ready to order sir?" He states to you, not bothering to ask Rainbow Dash. "I'm sorry about the view at the moment but there is nothing we can do." The server states. "Only if we could control the weather am I right?" He states as a joke.
"Yeah if only. I will have the slow roasted, Canadian triple A prime rib, eh." The server chuckles at the last part. "For my sides I will have the Yukon gold mashed potatoes. Lastly I will have a coke to drink." You could really go for spaghetti but it seems they don't have it on the menu tonight, and no wine because you're driving back.
"Excellent choice misure. And what can I get for your little friend here? Maybe some zap apple jam with apple cider?" He states with a smile acting like she's a dog. You're actually quite surprised they let you up here with a pony, maybe they thought she was a stuffed animal like Scott did. Wait did he just say zap apple jam with cider? How does he know that!
"If you have some, that would be nice." Rainbow Dash states causing the man to literally freak the fuck out and fall flat on his ass. "I guess that would be a no?" Rainbow Dash states with a smile upon her face looking down on the poor soul she just gave a heart attack to.
Yet you're still wondering how he knows a dish from another universe. The server stands up and walks slowly away towards the kitchen looking back every now and again at you and Rainbow Dash. "You never told me they have zap apple jam here Anon." Rainbow Dash states with a disappointed stare.
"W-We don't." You say getting a confused look from Rainbow Dash.
"Then how did he know about it?" Rainbow Dash states. "That's my favorite meal, how does he know that! This is starting to get really creepy Anon." Rainbow Dash says as you ponder the thought. brain.exe has stopped responding.
"To be honest I have no idea how he knows about that." You say as you pull out your phone. "Let me check if there is any information about you on the internet." You state getting another puzzling look from Dash.
"What's the internet?" Rainbow Dash asks.
You think about that question for a moment. Wow that's actually is a hard question to answer. I got it I will just search it up on the internet.... internetseption? Clicking the Chrome icon you type in, define internet.
"Internet, The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet protocol suite (TCP/IP) to link several billion devices worldwide." You recite from the screen.
"What's a computer?" Rainbow Dash asks once again digressing you from the main question.
"I will tell you later." You state. "Right now I want to see if somehow you exist in this world." Looking back down at your phone you type in Rainbow Dash. To your surprise various links and images pop up with her name, you were expecting there to be a Facebook of some rando. "Ok now that's weird!" You state looking up to Dash then back down to click the first link which happens to be a Wiki link.
"What? Do they know me here?" Rainbow Dash asks.
Opening up the wiki link you're given almost everything about this cyan mare. Not wanting to lie -however you do find this quite creepy- you speak what is on the site. "Rainbow Dash is a female Pegasus pony and one of the main characters in the 'My Little Pony Friendship is Magic' TV series. She is responsible for maintaining the weather and clearing the sky's in Ponyville. As a huge fan of 'The Wonderbolts' she dreams of one day joining their elite flying group."
"Okay, that is weird." Rainbow Dash states as you show her the site on your phone. "What else does it say?" Rainbow Dash asks now more interested with the phone then the thunder.
"It says here you are the 'element of loyalty' whatever that is. It has your occupation, Residence, History, heh it even says that you were given a nick name 'Rainbow crash.' I have to right that one down, that's a good one. You also have a pet tortoise? wow that's ironic." You state scrolling down the page.
"Hey look it even has your personality. Loyal, competitive... well I already knew that one, self-confident... again that one was pretty obvious, brashness, and mischievous. However it doesn't state your family or full name. All they have here are educated guesses. And that's just one website there are millions!" You state turning your phone off and looking back up.
"So I am a character on a TV series? What is a TV?" Rainbow Dash asks in a confused tone as she is in slight shock that humans know 'EVERYTHING' about her.
"T.V is short form for TeleVision. Us humans watch it all the time it's quite entertaining. It displays stories but in pictures. The pictures move really fast so it looks like it is moving, however it is just frames. It looks like you're a part of a pretty big TV show here on earth." You state as the waiter comes back recomposed.
"I'm sorry about that sir, I didn't expect you to have a working replica of Rainbow Dash." He states as he lays your prime rib on the table making your mouth water. "And for the lovely mare I made you a peanut butter and jam sandwich, it's the closest we got to 'zap apple' jam." He states as he moves to walk back to the kitchen.
"Wait can I ask you a couple of question's?" You say to the waiter as he slowly makes his way to the kitchen. Hearing this the waiter comes back to your table.
"Yes what is it sir?" He asks all the while caching little glances at Rainbow Dash.
"Have you seen this mare before?" You ask pointing over to Rainbow Dash.
"Well duh, everyone knows about the show. She's one of the mane six helping restore harmony to Equestria." The man states making you ponder the thought. "How could you not know that? You were the one that built this replica. Now if you excuse me I have to get back to the kitchen." He states walking back to the kitchen.
"I'm not a repl-!?" Rainbow Dash states but is cut off with you placing a hand over her mouth. releasing your hand Rainbow Dash once again speaks out. "What was that for?" She states giving you a cold glare.
Thinking about what you're going to say before you say it you speak out. "Rainbow Dash this is the perfect cover, everyone thinks you are a just a replica of the real thing!" You state looking around the restaurant to see the people enjoying their meals.
Rainbow Dash thinks about what you have told her and takes a bight out of her sandwich. "I guessh your right." Rainbow Dash says with a full mouth of food. "This sandwich is delicious!" Rainbow Dash states as she grabs her cup of cider and chugs the whole thing.
I sure hope that was non-alcoholic cider. You state to yourself as you too dig into your meal. However every time you take a bight of your tender prime rib you get a glance from Rainbow Dash. "Mhmhmhm". You state unable to talk with a mouth full of rib in your mouth.
Holding up your finger you swallow. "What's the matter? It looks like you seen a ghost?" You state as you cut the meat off the bone. "It's not the thunder and lightning again is it?" You say taking a large swig of your cola.
"Well first off I'm still slightly shocked that you humans know everything about me. Second I'm just not used to people eating meat." Rainbow Dash says. "You do realize you're eating a cow, don't you?" Rainbow Dash asks.
"And what a cow it was, man is it tasty." You state cutting the next piece and placing it in your mouth. "Don't knock it till you try it Dash." You continue while taking another sip from your cola. "Also here cows can't talk."
"I have already tried it." Dash states. "Remember when you forced me to." With a little smile upon your face from the 'good old times' you finish off the rest of your prime rim with gusto. However it surprises you when you look up from your empty plate and see Dash has yet to finish her second sandwich.
You know ponies have smaller stomachs them being what half your size but you're pretty sure they can scarf down two sandwiches in no time at all. "You full?" You ask Dash.
"No just taking my time, after all we are in a quite beautiful spot." Rainbow Dash states gesturing to the window. Looking out you can see that the city is looking pretty amazing at this time of day. The lights glowing from the city bellow and the cold dark night sky above, void of stars from the light pollution.
Smiling you finish of the rest of your drink and lean back enjoying the semi obscured view. "It really is a nice view." You state looking back over to Rainbow Dash that is now finishing off her second cup of cider. You're really hoping now that the cider is non-alcoholic.
Other then the waiter coming back every now and again to refill Rainbow Dashes cup with fresh cider the meal went smooth. However you did start to notice the longer the night went on the more wasted Rainbow Dash started to appear.
Your first clue was when she started to slur her words. The next was when you asked her if she was drunk and she responded with "Of course I fly, I have wings.". The last clue was when she passed out right then and there in front of you.
Man can this mare hold her liquor, but man does she not know when to stop. You state to yourself as you pay for the bill and carry Rainbow Dash out of the CN tower and into the late night rain. Being the gentleman you are you make sure to go into your backpack and take out one of the towels you had in there. Wrapping Rainbow Dash around with the towel you hop onto the wet bike and make your journey home.
Minutes pass and you arrive at your friends luxurious apartment. As always when you open the door your friend always has something to say. "I see you two had a fun time." Scott states as you take off your boots and walk in soaking wet.
"Hell yeah we did." You state with a smile. "What room is she staying in?" You ask Scott as you pass him by in the kitchen.
"Take a left when you hit the dining room. Her room is on the right side of the hallway." It's funny really that you still think of this as an apartment when he has two guest rooms. "The rooms are nothing special but they should do their jobs." Scott claims as you enter the room that Dash will be sleeping in.
Walking to the bed you place Rainbow Dash down and make sure to cover her with the blankets. "Good night Dash." You say as you see a smile appear on her face when you leave the room and into the hallway, closing the door behind you.
"So what now?" You state to Scott that has made himself follow you.
"Now we get you suited up my friend! That USA military onesie is nice and all but not for everyday use." Scott states as he walks out to the hallway and towards his dining room. "Now I got someone that you might want to see." Scott says as he leaves the hallway and into the dining room.
"Hey it's a pilot coverall!" You state as you hear shortly after a chuckle
"It's still a onesie Anon." Scott states.
With nothing to say back at him because technically he is right, you follow him into the dining room then to the front door. "Where we going dude." You state as you put on your boots and follow him outside.
"You know Sam your old pal?" Scott states as you arrive at the elevator.
"Yeah, he's my other best bro like you." You say as the elevator comes and you pile in. He better be telling me what I think he's telling me. You say to yourself as you both descend to the lobby of the apartment.
"Well Sam, Tyler and their friends came to Toronto once they heard you were here. And I don't have to tell you about Tyler's fashion knowledge." Dusting off your brain you look back to remember Tyler. People used to call him homosexual because he liked fashion but he was quite the opposite if you remember correctly. Tyler with his keen fashion sense always got the ladies not to mention he was freak'n smart.
"Really they all came over just for me?" You state a bit shocked at their devotion. Scott nods as he walks out of the apartment.
"There're staying in a nice place not too far from here. I'm taking you to them so you can get some swag." Scott states with a smile as you facepalm. "I am sure that Tyler will have a blast fitting you out."
Time passes by as it usually does and soon you find yourself in another apartment. This one is less luxurious and more practical for what you think your friends would rent. Reaching the door you and Scott look at each other before knocking.
Just as you expected Sam answers the door just before your hand reaches the door. How the fuck? Never mind. You state as Sam brings you in for a bro hug. "Man you never told us you were coming back." He states letting you go.
"Yeah I didn't expect me to be back this early either." You state walking in to see Tyler and two other friends sitting with him watching a hockey game. "John! Ethan! You came to! I never knew you liked hockey?" You state as they turn around to see you.
"Holy shit Anon!" The three of them state in unison.
"We don't, but we're in Canada." Sam states making you chuckle like he always does. "The maple syrup is in the fridge if you want some and we made a mini igloo in the freezer." Once again you let out another chuckle at the stereotypes.
Minutes pass then hours as you and your old buddies are reunited and you tell them the story of how you got here and the pony that you met. As loyal bros, they all nod in agreement while Sam seems to be in some sort of shock. Shrugging it off as a joke he's trying to play on you, you get back to the story.
"So here I am." You state as Tyler gets up and circles you. Here we go. You state as you realize that this is the start of your soon to be two hour fitting session.
"My Anon I will say that you do know how to make my job hard." Tyler states after he's done circling you. "However I think I have just the right suit for you." He states as he leaves the main room and into what you assume to be his bed room.
While Tyler is in his room scavenging for something that will suit you, you take this time to catch up with John and Ethan. John from what you remember is really smart and when you say smart you mean really smart, he doesn't show it but when you ask him a question you can be sure he answers it correctly. On the other hand we have Ethan. He's really good with animals, kinda an asshole at times but a good friend nevertheless.
Once again time passes and Tyler comes out of his room holding two pairs of clothes. "Now Anon I have found two pairs of clothing that I think will suit you nicely." He states as he hands you the two pairs of clothing.
"Thanks where's the bathroom?" You ask as all five of them point to the door to your right. "Thanks." You state as you enter the bathroom and try on the first suit. It takes you no time at all to put on the first suit and once you are done you exit the bathroom to show your friends. Well actually more like show Tyler, as all the rest couldn't give two shit's.
Stepping out of the bathroom you're caught off guard as all of your friends clap. You will admit that the suit does look good on you, a black tux, white undershirt and a red tie. "That's your formal attire for when you go back to this 'Equestria'." Tyler states as you go back into the bathroom to try out the second suit.
Once again it takes no time at all for you to pull off the first suit and put on the second suit. Stepping out of the bathroom you are greeted with a wolf call instead of clapping. "I will say Anon you will be picking up all the ladies with that on." Tyler states.
The second suit is a black leather jacket, white undershirt with dark blue jeans. He was so kind as to throw in a silver Finish necklace bearing the finish lion on it, you will say that it does fit the outfit. "And that there is your casual wear." Tyler states.
"Thanks Tyler, I don't know what I would be without you." You state as you enter the bathroom to store your coveralls and tux in your backpack.
"You would be a walking trash can." Tyler says out loud gaining a few laughs from the rest of your friends. Exiting the bathroom you glance over at the clock upon the wall, it reads 22:00. Being the loyal friend you are you cut your visit short so that Rainbow Dash doesn't have to be alone in the apartment should she need any help.
On your way out of the apartment you feel your jacket being tugged. Turning around you see Sam standing there with a serious expression on his face. "Anon I made this for just such an occasion. Do not open it until you get back in Equestria." Sam states passing you a black duffle bag. "Your one lucky guy dude." He states letting your jacket go.
Sam then proceeds to smile then close the door in your face. "Well at least you got something from him." Scott states as you both start to head back to your apartment. Nodding in agreement you will admit that catching up and saying your goodbyes to your friends was quite nice. The only thing that remains is the meeting with your parents.
With that in mind the rest of the drive home was quite miserable. Scott seems to catch on but does not bother to ask you anything. Arriving at the apartment shortly after you and Scott take your own ways and trudge to your respected rooms.
Opening the door you toss your two bags to the side and jump onto the bed face first. "Tomorrow is going to both suck and rock at the same time." You state into your pillow as you soon doze off.
" One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca