by Knight of Lycaeus
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“Well we made pizza that we can eat, that’s a success,” Cadance said simply as she and Twilight shared slices of their joint efforts.
“On the other hoof,” Twilight continued, “I need to ward my kitchen better especially against Discord, but for safety reasons next time let’s avoid any and all fruit next time especially the pineapple.”
Two continued to sit in the upper reaches of the crystal tree as massive boars comprised of fruit with razor sharp teeth and tusks prowled the streets of Ponyville. The residents all huddled in the upper reaches of their home and praying to whatever deity they could think of for the fruit beasts to vanish.
Cadance nodded, “Agreed.”
“I suspect it was the presence of Spike that this turned out well at all.” Twilight said, “Although it’s a change of pace, usually he throws me out of the kitchen and I quote, “Twilight leave this kitchen right now and get inside your basement bunker, I am not dealing with your magic messing up food again and I am not cleaning up after another of your food monsters,” that was his only cooking advice to me.”
Cadance looked down, “What’s the plan for the latest food mishap?”
Twilight shrugged, “The usual plan involves Pinkie or Celestia. We’ll ask one of them soon probably Celestia. Although I think we are getting far too used to this, especially since neither of us has done much since this mayhem started other than watch and eat pizza. Usually I would charge in with magic but it never seems to work but I did convince the residents to stay indoors this time.”
“I would help but my magic is ineffective against animated food as we found out with the popcorn golems.” Cadance added.
“We’ll have Spike flame a letter to Celestia soon,” down below a fruit boar charged quickly at the crystal tree making it shake, “or maybe sooner is better.” Twilight hastily added.