//------------------------------// // Discord // Story: Swooty Bell Adventures Part 4: A Swoot Hope // by Protopony350 //------------------------------// The friends all met up in a huge multi colored room with potted plants on the ceiling and shag carpet and a fishbowl on the wall and a table in the bathroom and a refrigerator in the living room and yeah what I'm trying to convey here is that this is Discords lair. "Ohoho, I see you've overcome the obstacles that I put before you!" Said Discord "Yeah! I killed Tom and Jerry!" Said Swooty proudly. "I defeated my greatest enemy and realized the TRUE power of friendship" Said Queen Changeshape. "I overcame my crippling depression and realized that I had the power to move on" Said Spine. "What? What about the Parasprite army I had waiting for you?" Asked Discord "Nope, just a long hallway" Replied Spine "I see Twix Bar is STILL finding ways to screw me over!" Said Discord also Twix Bar designed the traps for the Swooty Bunch. "ENOUGH BANTER" Said Swooty and she horn zapped at Discord but it really hurt because her horn was cracked. "OW THAT REALLY HURT BECAUSE MY HORN IS CRACKED" Said Swooty. See? Ok so Discord threw some porcupines at Changeshape while her back was turned, but spine jumped up and blocked them with his sword he sometimes has and he winked at Changeshape when he did it WOOOOO GO SPINE! Discord was having so much fun! He just kept throwing weird objects at them. "GUYS THIS IS TOO MUCH" Swooty said as Discord tossed Princess Celestia of Equestria at her. "What? What's going on? DISCORD? HOW DID YOU GET HERE? AND THE CHANGELING QUEEN? I NEED TO GET A LETTER TO TWILIGHT SO SHE CAN-" Started Celestia, but Swooty tossed a fire bomb and she was incinerated. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, in the land of Equestria The world was cursed with an eternal night. The Elements of Harmony investigated, finding no trace of Celestia. "PRINCESS LUNA, WE KNOW YOU'RE BEHIND THIS" Yelled Twilight Sparkle. "What, but I would never!" Luna insisted "YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE! GIRLS, GET READY!" The Ponies readied the Elements. "NO PLEASE!" But it was no use. Luna was sent back to the moon. Equestria would never see the sunrise again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The battle raged on, but Discord showed no signs of slowing down. "CHANGESHAPE, NOW!" Yelled Spine. Changeshape turned into a polearm and spike swung at Discord, severing his antler! "WHAT? YOU ACTUALITY GOT A HIT IN? NO MORE GAMES!" Discord made the entire room shake as huge spikes began to rise from the ground. "WAIT! PLEASE LET ME FINISH THEM OFF" Interrupted Marcopolypse. "NOT NOW!" Discord said while backhanding her in the face. She was absolutely shocked. She vanished from before them. "NOW, I SHALL VAPORIZE YOU, JUST LIKE THAT HORRID MR.MCMEANY!" Said Discord who was taking the credit for killing McMeany. Swooty Bell froze. "Say that again" She said "I'll vapor-" she cut him off. "NO AFTER THAT" She was getting frantic "Just like Mr.McMeany?" He was confused by her sudden questioning. Swootys eyes widened. "DISCORD THAT WALL ISN'T CHAOTIC ENOUGH" She screamed in a brilliant ploy to distract him. "WHAT? HOW DARE YOU?" He was really offended "I'll show YOU chaotic" So he went to work on the wall. Swooty took that chance to run away, leaving her friends in shock. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Swooty began to climb down Mt.Badguy. "Boy I'm so stupid it was so obvious!" She said to herself. She walked for about an hour and finally she saw him! The huge Dragon from act 1 spoke "Do you have the answer? I am the meanest product on the McDonald's menu. What is my name?" Asked the Dragon. "THE MCMEANY!" Swooty cried triumphantly! The Dragon began to glow a bright white. He exploded! "Just as I expected! It was an exploding Dragon!" Swooty is really clever sometimes. In the aftermath of the explosion sat her prize. "The Magnetic, at last!" She said