"This crossover of My Little Pony and Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens or ponies. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get messed up."

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Equestria, after a simple "miscalculation" which has "nothing to do with me", everyone is suffering a case of Freaky Friday with everyone in each other's bodies. So while we figure out a way to resolve it, we turned this into a challenge where players in each other's bodies try to get a remote to change themselves back. Lindsay get voices in her head, Scott decided to take advantage of this to have "fun" with Dawn, and Rainbow Dash gets involved in the funny Ice Bucket Challenge. Katie and Bridgette went all crazy in each other's bodies, and Noah and Ezekiel...eh, too boring. Eventually, most of everyone got their own bodies back, with Scott, still in B's body, is planning on "violating" Dawn. Also, who's up for Twilestia again?

Chris: Okay, sorry! Anyway, the rest of the cast found out what Scott's doing and try to stop him, but trickery made by him and Noah hitting the wrong guy causes Dawn's confidence to get shaken and B to have a broken jaw! And thus, B ends up being taken out of the game. As for yours truly...that's my business, no one else's.

We see Chris standing in a room, pretending to be smiling innocently as he spoke, "Let's say yours truly...well, I gave a personal surprise to an 'old pal' of mine. Now, what awaits our remaining 7 players? Uh..." The host stops, looking confused. "Actually, I got no idea! Uh...we will think of something on..." As he finishes the intro, we pan away until we stop outside the castle. "...Total...Drama...EQUESTRIA!"

JUSSONIC AND TOONWRITER PRESENTS...

AN ORANGE RATCHET PRODUCTION...

We see an intro like in every season of Total Drama as well as 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. Twilight Sparkle and Spike yelped upon popping up cameras in their balloons, but ignored them as Rainbow Dash flew around and started charging towards the town of Ponyville, where the pony versions of our favorite Total Drama players were currently residing.

Down below, we see Beth and Brady talking a little bit as Cody was seen looking at two pictures, wondering which one he should choose. Twilight Sparkle and Spike landed nearby as they passed by Gwen and Trent, who were laughing together as Geoff came along.

Twilight smiled as she saw her friends and Ben (the latter seemed to be holding Scott and Alejandro down on his hooves), as Josh was smiling in interest and Blaineley was instantly jumping up and down in excitement.

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see
I want to be famous

Rainbow Dash was seen smiling as she, along with a floating Bridgette, was seen charging over towards Heather, who seemed to be hiding something in her bag, causing her to sneer at the two. Leshawna could only roll her eyes as Sam and Dakota were seen laughing with each other.

I'm really having lots of fun;
But we are really on the run;
I have to be brave on the soul,
But I only have one important goal,
I want to be famous!

We then see Pinkie Pie blowing up some balloons as Harold was watching, Duncan and Courtney could only smirk as they were holding some water balloons... but then the two yelped as Izzy suddenly swung down, holding some dynamite, throwing it at the couple, whose eyes widened hard.

We then see Rarity posing seductively as Katie and Sadie were seen squealing, Katie pulling a surprised Noah over from his comfort zone as she hugged him tight. Noah couldn't help but smile a little bit, as he clung back onto Katie, but Ezekiel were seen laughing a bit as Eva was strapped to a chair, trying to squirm her way out of a make-up session with Rarity.

I have to be in this game,
In order to claim some fame,
Everything hangs in the balance of life,
As we take everything in strife,
I want to be famous!

We later see Applejack kicking some apples off the tree as Sierra was busy helping out on the farm, Brick ordering Lightning, Staci, Cameron, and Jo to run laps around the area, though Jo and Lightning were a little less than pleased to run around.

We then see Fluttershy and Dawn feeding an apple to Angel as he gobbled it down. DJ and B were seen gathering a few bears around the area as Sasquatch as Owen and Anne Maria were seen being carried around by a pack of zebras, both of them yelping as they were trying to call for help.

I want to live close to the sun
Well, pack your bags cause I've already won.
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day

We then see Twilight and Lindsay both wearing their crowns as they were smiling, Tyler coming near Lindsay as Mike, Zoey, and Justin (the latter of which seemed beat up) held the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Nyx as the entire Total Drama contestants, the Mane Six, Discord, and Ben Mare posed for a quick picture as Spike and Phobos took the picture.

Spike then rolled the paper as he used his dragon magic to blow it over to Celestia.

Inside the throne room of Castle Canterlot, as Celestia and Luna waited, they noticed the letter coming in as it formed, and they were about to look inside...

...when Chris and Chef popped in and took the letter, Chef accidentally ripping up part of the letter as Chris blinked in embarrassment. Celestia and Luna could only groan as the camera popped over to seeing the entire gang in their normal human forms gathering together and whistling the last bit of the song, unknowing that in the background was a mysterious figure with a glowing red eye peering in from the window, the screen fading to back, as the last eerie notes from the song 'Chim Chim Cheree- East Winds' played.

TOTAL DRAMA EQUESTRIA

BASED OFF THE CREATIONS OF HASBRO/LAUREN FAUST AND TOM MCGILLIS

WRITTEN BY JUSSONIC, ORANGE RATCHET AND TOONWRITER

Episode Nineteen: A Pirate and Pony Show

It is another morning in Equestria and ponies are preparing for another day...as well as another challenge by Chris himself. During this time, inside the library, Dawn was having breakfast with Twilight, Ben, Nyx and the Dragons.

"Feel better?" Twilight ask Dawn gently. The girl has been going through a hard time since B's elimination thanks to Scott's trickery.

"Right; its okay, Dawn; what happened wasn't your fault." Nyx said calmly as she pat Dawn on the shoulder.

Dawn: You know, it's great having good friends like the ponies. (Grins) It allows me to know that B will be supporting me. At least he will be helping out as the intern of Chris's. (Pause) Right?

Scott snores a bit, sleeping up in a tree at Sweet Apple Acres. Applejack has forbid him from coming into the house after what he did to B and Dawn yesterday. Serves him right.

Scott is unaware that Ezekiel and the CMC are below him, chuckling a bit, having an idea. Pipsqueak chuckles as he pushes a trampoline right under the tree.

"Okay, is he in the right position?" Ezekiel whispers to the foals, glancing upward to Scott.

"Okay, got the horn, Scoots?" Dinky Doo whispers to Scootaloo who smirks wickedly as she took out a bullhorn.

"Got it...not to toot my own horn...but I will toot Rainbow Dash's instead!" Scootaloo exclaims with a cruel laugh.

Ezekiel and the CMC cover their own ears as Scootaloo activates the bullhorn. It was so loud that Scott woke up screaming, falling out of the tree. He hits the trampoline, bouncing him right into a cart...full of manure which Big Macintosh manages to pull over to help Ezekiel and the CMC get payback on him.

Scott got out of the manure, spitting the crap out while screaming, "MANURE! I HATE MANURE!!!"

"Well, it suits you concerning you're a bunch of horse crap!" Sweetie laughs at Scott in amusement.

Letters came for the players a while later. It's time for them to head to Canterlot for the next challenge announcement. Due to Scott's 'stinky nature', he has a balloon all to himself. Most of the good players are in one balloon, the Mane Six, Ben, the Dragons, and the CMC are in one, and Scott is in the final one.

"In that case, I hate standing here." Rainbow remarks as she got out of the balloon, flying around.

As the good players continue their flight, Noah notices Katie reading a book. He begins to ask, "You're still reading that Pirate Skull Island book from when we were at the Canterlot Library, back when we were still the Final Twenty?"

Katie shrugs while answering her boyfriend, "Why not? It's a pretty good book. Oh, how it'll be good to go there..."

"Of course this place exists! Why would it be in the history section if it isn't?"

Bridgette looks at the cover. It puzzles the girl while as the girl spoke, "But... this clearly looks like a children's book..."

"It exists. History section," Katie insists to Bridgette sternly, refusing to believe otherwise.

Noah shrugs to Bridgette, saying, "Don't bother. Let her believe what she wants."

Katie smiles while exclaiming, "Thanks, Noah," The girl kisses him on the cheek, thinking that her boyfriend is talking to him. And Noah didn't have the heart to tell her otherwise.

Ezekiel taking a look at the cards that he have, blinks. He spoke, "That's strange..."

"What's that?" Bridgette asks, glancing at the cards while wondering what is on Ezekiel's mind right now.

"The other day, two of the faces on these cards was lit up. I checked last night and just now, and those faces are dimmed."

"You're not the only one. They're dim on my cards too..." Katie said puzzled as she looks at her own cards. They are dimmed too; Odd.

"Hmmm..." Bridgette said in suspicion. Something is not right. The girl checks her own card, noticing the same problem. "Mine too..."

The good guys look at each other in concern. The cards that they have are dimmed for some reason. Why?

Ezekiel spoke up, "You don't think our eliminated friends have cards too, do you?"

"Say, out of curiosity, whose faces got dimmed?" Noah asks the ones who got cards curiously. What players from Chris's future season are dimmed?

"Let me see... there was an orange haired girl with glasses... and a purple haired boy that looks like he came from a cartoon."

"I wonder what our friends wanted with those two..." Ezekiel said curiously and concerned.

A while later, the balloons landed on the platforms. Chris, Chef and the Royal Sisters are there waiting.

"Greetings, players; we..." Luna yelps a bit as she smells Scott, causing her to almost throw up. "BY THE NAME OF EVERY GOOD THING POSSIBLE, WHAT IS THAT FOUL STENCH THAT IS BEFOULING MY ROYAL NOSTRILS?!"

"We decided to get even with him!" Nyx chirps happily while standing with her proud friends. "Ezekiel and Big Mac helped!"

"He smells like horse crap!" Chef exclaims, holding his nose in disgust. "Yuck!"

"THOU SHALL NOT CONTINUE ON UNTIL THE FOUL STENCHER IS CLEANED!" Luna demands furiously, keeping her nose covered to drown out Scott's smell, "CHEF!"

Chef nods as he took out a huge power hose and sprays a huge wave of water onto Scott, hitting him. As he got up, Celestia nods as she uses her magic horn, causing soap and brushes to appear. The boy yelps as he begins to be cleaned up like mad. Chef hits him with the water again before Celestia made a huge air dryer appears, blowing right through the villain.

Once all is done, Scott's hair is frigging big while his clothes looks like the wind is trying to rip them off his bodies. Everyone else snorts and laugh a bit. Even Dawn is laughing for the first time since before the incident with B.

"Ahem, now that's taken care of, time for the next challenge." Twilight said, giggling a bit. "So uh, what is it, Chris?"

Chris paused as he looked at the seven contestants before him. "Uh...I honestly didn't think up a challenge today."

Noah laughs at Chris's embarrassment, "I can't believe you didn't think up a challenge!"

Chris frowns again, snapping at Dawn, "Shut it! I'll think of a challenge, it's just, most of us were so busy with something for the quest..."

"Oh yeah, the quest; How are the others doing so far?" Katie asks Chris, pondering about her eliminated friends' quest.

Discord appears, looking concerned as he explains, "Well... if you want the truth... they're stuck, and they need help on getting past an obstacle. Something about magic words in a book..."

Geoff's voice is heard from a radio that Chef's holding, "Princesses, I think we have the book..."

Celestia smiled. Looks like some success. The princess asks, "You got it? Great! Come on up!"

An evil laugh is heard as a new voice exclaims, "You want to see your friends again, you must come down and face me!" Everyone jumped as they blinked in concern. Who is that? "Me and my new sidekick will be waiting for you downstairs..."

Another voice is heard groaning, "I've just met you, and already, I'm starting to get annoyed..."

Geoff's voice is heard, "Yeah, we're being held hostage by our summoned future players... could you come down here, please?"

Celestia groans, "I'll get on it... come on, everyone, follow me." This cannot be happening!

Scott: What's this; new villains trying to outshine me? (Frowns) Not on my watch!

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Down at the library, an orange haired girl with glasses, a yellow shirt and a blue skirt was just groaning as she was just finishing pushing the crazy Izzy in a cage along with the other Total Drama eliminated characters, Owen whining, "Let me out of here!"

As the girl shut the cage, she turned to the person who was merely grinning as the person sat down. This person happened to be a purple haired teenage boy with a grey jumpsuit, long grey pants and his face looked like a cartoon villain's face as he laughed. The boy laughed as he said, "And now, the princesses will bow to my whims!"

"We trapped these people in a cage. I don't see how that will make them bow to your 'whims'..." The orange haired girl rolled her eyes.

"That was so stupid!" Anne Maria hit her head against the bars. "We shouldn't have been so distracted while we were being put in that cage!"

"You probably shouldn't have helped us trap the others, either." the girl frowned as she glared at Izzy, everyone else was glaring at her too.

All of a sudden, the door was seen being kicked down as Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Nyx, Spike and Phobos ran inside as Applejack yelled, "All right, drop it!"

The purple boy shrugged as he pushed a button, causing a cage to drop on the ponies and dragons that recently entered. Applejack groaned as she said, "Maybe I should have rethought that sentence..."

"This cage is covered in magic preventing, flying preventing, AND dragon preventing spells... and it's made of solid steel!" The purple haired boy laughed. "So nothing can break these cages!"

The purple haired boy smirked as he pushed another button... then paused as he waited for something. He then said, "Oh yeah... I only had one cage up there..."

"Hey, let me go! I WILL GET YOU! I WILL HAVE MY VENGENANCE! I AM EVIL!" The purple boy started ranting.

Twilight nodded as she used her own to zip the boy's lips. The boy just glared in protest.

"Thank you." The orange haired girl smiled as Celestia, Luna, Chris, Chef, Discord, and the Final Seven of the Total Drama cast came in.

"Bridge, this cage doesn't have a door! Can one of you try to lift it?" Geoff asked.

The girl sighed as she said, "You'll have to forgive us for this... impulsive behavior. I don't normally go along with any of these types of schemes..."

"Right... I'm Scarlett, and this boy that was trying to 'take over'... is Max." Scarlett groaned. "He proclaims he's 'evil', has a good evil laugh, but really, he's just an annoying idiot that can't think up a good scheme on his own..."

The purple boy, known as Max, had his lips unzipped as he glared. "But I AM evil. EVIL GENIUS! And I think up good schemes!"

"Really; who thought up the scheme to trap everyone in a cage?" Scarlett raised an eyebrow.

"Ooo, ooo, I know, I know!" Izzy smiled as she raised her hand, causing every eliminated Total Drama contestant in the cage to glare at her. Izzy sighed as she sat down. "Shutting up..."
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Katie: Hmmm... there is something I can tell with Max, but something tells me Scarlett is... a little off... she seems to be polite and courteous, but I don't know... there's something about that girl that's... hmmm...
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Dawn: While I can sense Max's aura to be of the mixture of evils... he's really just harmless without somebody to help him... sort of like the Wile E. Coyote, if you know what I mean? Scarlett... for some reason, her aura seems unreadable...
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"Oh, be quiet. You're lucky you're only here for ten more minutes!" Scarlett frowned.

"Well, yeah, Bridge. You guys aren't the only contestants with cards." Geoff explained. "Izzy still had hers and we got B's spare card. Izzy decided to have Max come over, just so we can have an interview, but then she started giving the guy ideas."

"And you used B's card after he was eliminated to summon Scarlett?" Dawn asked, curiously.

"That's right." Brady nodded. "You see, whenever somebody gets eliminated, and their card hasn't been used, they're given to us for in case we need help... in this case, we used Max and Scarlett here... though we didn't exactly plan for Max to go all evil on us."

"We only have them for twenty-four hours, Izzy summoned Max beforehand. We summoned Scarlett with B's card the minute we got her, so she only has..." Beth started.

"Anyway, I believe you're here for this book?" Scarlett asked as she showed them the book, labeled 'Magic Spells of History'.

A big screen then popped over as the ten Total Drama questers were seen huddling around on a watch... they then blinked as they realized they were being shown on the watch as Heather asks, "Do they have hidden cameras on these things!"

Gwen then pushed a button the watch as the screen turned to face them proper. "Hey guys, got the book?"

"Let me look for it." Scarlett said as she started to surf the pages.
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Ezekiel: While Scarlett was busy setting up, we decided to have some time to discuss with the others on what was going on...

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While Scarlett is looking for the page, the Final Seven (well, minus Scott who goes to reading another book) explains what happened right after the Royal Sisters was able to get the prisoners out of the cages.

"We want to, but the princesses kept him in for some reason," Bridgette said with a sigh.

"Maybe they know something we don't." Cameron said thoughtfully. "Let's play along until Scott can no longer be in the game."

"Guys, of all our times in this game, how many times had a villain won?" DJ reminded the others. Alejandro was about to speak, but DJ interrupted him, "And no, Alvin! You or Heather doesn't count."

Most of the players had to agree with that. With the exception of either Heather or Alejandro, not one villain even won the game so far. So why should Scott now?

Scarlett paused as she began reading, “Okay, 'Removing the Obstacle of the Wall'..."

"Boy, should have used that AFTER the whole incident with the figuring out our friends were really humans thing..." Twilight said while a sigh. Perhaps if the ponies were to give the book to the quester earlier...

"At least we had Sasquatch demolish the wall after explaining what happened!" Apple Bloom exclaimed as she smiled.

"Yeah, that's true..." Twilight said with a nod, knowing what Apple Bloom meant.

Scarlett frowned at the interruption, speaking, "If I may finish... To remove a huge wall that blocks the way, whether by magic or hand, you must recite these five magic words. These words are not written in this book."

Scott: Okay, seriously?! Who doesn't put anything in a book?! It's like trying to put in secret messages by capitalizing letters or something! (Pause) What?

Scarlet sighed in annoyance as she spoke, "Look, don't complain, that's what it says. Anyway, it says here the words are located on two rival swords, which, when combined together, form the magic words. Recite these words, and the wall will be gone..."

"But... we don't have any swords! We don't have any weapons!" Heather exclaimed to Scarlett in disbelief.

"Once again, we hit another dead end..." Gwen sighed in frustration. Without the swords, the quest is at a dead end.

Scarlett glanced into the book while speaking, "Here, maybe this'll help... according to the book, the swords are as follows... the Magnificent Sword of Truth, and the Majestic Sword of Balance. Put the blades next to each other and the words shall appear."

"Majestic Sword of Balance...Magnificent Sword of Truth... where have I heard that before," Celestia asked thoughtfully, recalling the sword's name for some reason.

"I get that Majestic Sword of Balance used to be a Mystic Weapon... but this Magnificent Sword of Truth, I don't believe I've heard of that..." Luna said in concern, wondering if her sister may have info.

"It was said to be a missing Mystic Weapon for a long time..." Celestia explained to everyone in the room.

"Celestia is right. While the others were doing research on the book, I decided to do some research on many of the Mystic Ponies' past... and I found out that long ago, there used to be a ruler that was known to wield two swords... but one day, a young pony that worked the stalls stole one of the swords and ran off into the night, without anybody knowing..." Scarlett said as she explained the story of the missing sword.

"Wow, that's so like... way back before things like Seeker were born!" Sadie exclaimed in amazement. No wonder why ponies have trouble recalling it.

"Right; Anyway, people have searched long and hard for the pony that took the sword, it took months... but when they finally found that pony...he was already close to dead... and the sword was nowhere to be found, so it was assumed to be a lost sword..." Scarlett said with a nod. That means that the pony who stole it must've lost the Magnificent Sword of Truth at one point.

Everyone snapped angrily to Max, "SHUT UP!" They don't want to hear him right now.

Luna turned her attention back to Scarlett as she asked, "Was there anything else?"

"One of the final words that the pony spoke was that a strange pony like character in a bandanna and eye patch attacked him, took the sword, and just went out to sea with it... the Mystic Ponies looked everywhere, but they had found no trace of the sword..." Scarlett explains, revealing as to what happened to the thief that stole the sword.

"Well, there is one more thing in the Mystic Realm book saying that about three hundred years ago, a young cabin pony who was sailing with his family got shipwrecked on an island, half mad with thirst and exposure to the sun. Before he died, he swore he had seen an island ruled by ponies that were... pirates." Scarlett said, recalling a story involving an island which seems to be ruled by pirates.

Scarlett groaned in frustration, "Unfortunately, there is no such place. I've looked ALL around in all the books, every bit of Equestrian history there was... and I'm sorry to say that Pirate Skull Island simply does not exist."

Katie, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Dawn, Noah and Lindsay jumped in surprise. Pirate Skull Island?! As in...

Katie suddenly spoke up to Scarlett, "It does, too! I have my own-" Noah quickly gagged Katie quickly. Now was not the time to pass the info out.

Scarlett blinked as she raised an eyebrow, Max quickly disappeared from the scene. Geoff, noticing, added, "And Max is gone... thank God..."

Scarlett, not paying attention or caring, asked Noah, "What is she trying to say?"

Scarlett frowned as she demanded, "Let go of her mouth, and let the girl speak."

Celestia: If what Katie is going for is true, we may be able to find the missing sword.

"There is TOO such a place." Katie insisted as she removed Noah's hand before pulling out a familiar book. "I got my own book. See, pretty letters!"

"That book?" Scott asked with a scoff as he glanced at the book. "What would it ever tell us?"

"Well, they do say that the fairy tales holds more truth." Dawn said thoughtfully.

Scarlett, now interested, held a hand out, demanding anxiously, "Let me see it..."

Phobos, when Scarlett wasn't looking, took her wallet and started looking at the ID. The Moon Dragon yelped upon seeing the pic, "Uh, you probably wouldn't be interested in it... after all, it's only a children's book."

Scarlett glared at Phobos who hid the wallet behind his back. She said impatiently, "I just want to take a look at it..."

"Oh, so you can write down what other places you'll conquer when you rule the world?" Phobos asked Scarlett in amusement.

Everyone jumped in shock as Scarlett stared in shock...she then growled as she ditched the glasses and took off her hair ribbon, revealing a very evil face and red eyes.

Celestia jumped in shock while yelling, "Whoa... luckily Chris and Chef aren't in the room right now..."

Luna stepped up to Katie and held her wing to her, as if to protect her from something dangerous that could happen from Scarlett. Twilight, Ben and Nyx did the same thing as they also stepped up to Katie.

"Ay ay ay!" Alejandro exclaimed frantically. "Between her and Mal, I rather pick Mal!"

"I'll protect you, Rarity!" Spike exclaimed, getting in front of Rarity. Scarlett, however, snarled at him, causing the Dragon to yelp and hid behind his crush. "Uh, after you protect me!"

"You are evil! And not Chrysalis evil! More like Nightmare Moon like evil!" Twilight exclaimed in concern. "No offense, Luna and Nyx."

"SO YOU CAUGHT ME, HUH, DRAGON? WELL, IT'S NO USE!" Scarlet exclaimed before she turned to Katie, "Look, you little brat, give me that book!"

Scarlett growled threateningly, "Don't you freaking test me. Give me that book... NOW!"

"Forget it!" Katie exclaimed, keeping the book away from Scarlett. She didn't know what the evil girl wanted with it, but Scarlett won't have the book!

Celestia gulped as she turned to the very nervous eliminated contestants, "How long did you say she was going to be here?"

Scott: (panicked) can't believe I'm saying this but I prefer Courtney over her!

Twilight nodded as she spoke, "Great, we have a psychopath in the room, we gotta do something..".

"Right, I've had enough of your nonsense, give me the book, or I'll rip you to pieces!" Scarlett exclaimed furiously.

Before Scarlett could go through on her threat, Twilight used a freezing spell to freeze Scarlett in her steps. Ben, in surprise, asked his love, "What did you do?"

"Freezing spell... it'll only last for thirty minutes, so we'd best get going..." Twilight said to Ben. Hopefully Scarlett will be gone by the time the time limit runs out or before the gang can get back.

"Guys, hope you can find the swords soon..." Heather said to the others in the room. She and her group needed to finish this quest, pronto!

"Hopefully you can be quick! We can pass the time, but not for very long..." Sierra said, nervously that Tuerto, the Angel or anyone else that the questers had met will come in at any moment to attack.

Chris, Chef, Luna, Discord, Celestia, Twilight, Ben, Bridgette, Lindsay, Noah, Katie, Ezekiel, Scott, and Dawn were seen entering in a room that looked like it came from Star Trek. This ship should take them to where they need to go.

Celestia glanced to Chris while asking, "You renovated this place into a rocket ship in your spare time?"

"You'd be surprised at what I can do. Anyway, we got everything we need here." Chris assured the princesses.

Twilight nodded as she peeked out to the ones remaining behind. She explained, "Sorry guys, only room on this ship for fourteen people. Think you guys can keep an eye on the castle, along with Scarlett once she unfreezes until we get back..."

Twilight smiled, knowing that she can depend on her friends. The mare put her head back as she closed the door. Mike looks around, puzzled.

"Has anyone seen Nyx, her friends and the Dragons?" Mike ask curiously while looking around.

Unknown to everyone, the back of the ship was open as the CMC members got in, followed by the Dragons. Spike said with a frown, "We're going to get into trouble if we get caught."

"Come on! We ain't missing 'dis adventure!" Apple Bloom insisted to Spike as Pipsqueak managed to close the door.

"YAY; CUTIE MARK CRUSADER PIRATES," The CMC exclaimed with their loud happy yell.

"Keep it down, you want us to get caught?!" Phobos scolded the girls for being too loud.

"To Pirate Skull Island; I'm rather curious about that place." Celestia said as she, Luna, Discord, Chef and Chris buckled in their seat belts.

From outside the castle exterior, a castle spire, unaware of the stowaways, started to fly off into the distance... heading towards the destination, known as Pirate Skull Island...

The ones staying behind look around, looking for something to do. Flash and some of the guards agree to watch Scarlett in case she were to be back to normal at some point or until the girl vanishes. During this time, the eliminated ones help themselves to some snacks and drink.

"We're in the Final Seven already." Beth said in amusement. "Wow, didn't think we would make it."

"Lightning feels like we have been doing this for almost a year!" Lightning remarks with a scoff.

"Well, duh!" Izzy exclaims while popping up. "It started in January and the reasons for the delays is that the two are working with Toonwriter."

"B, tell us...is there another reason for your eviction?" Josh ask B curiously. The player has an ice pack around his mouth so it can heal. "Tell us, come on!"

"It's complicated." B remarks with a grunt. He can't tell the others that he himself requested for his own eviction because Scott is ironically needed to find out what the villains are up to.

"Hey, any o' yew seen Spike, Phobos, mah sister an' her friends," Applejack ask as she and the rest of the Mane Five came in with a frown. "We ain't seen them nowhere!"

"Haven't seen, AJ," Courtney said to Applejack in concern. "Maybe they are playing."

"Or working as servants," Duncan remark with a shrug with his feet on Harold's back. The geek groans a bit. "Hey. You asked for it when you pranked me, Nerd-old."

"Oh, I know where they are!" Izzy exclaims happily. "I saw them sneak into the ship."

"And you didn't bother trying to stop them?!" Rarity asks in horror as she rush over, shaking Izzy like mad. "Are you crazy?! Wait. I mean, why didn't you stop them?!"

"Hoo boy," Rainbow said in concern as she looks out a window in concern. "I hope Twilight's group can handle some extras...."

Chris, Chef, Luna, Discord, Celestia, Twilight, Ben, Bridgette, Lindsay, Noah, Katie, Ezekiel, Scott, and Dawn sat in the front as the ship continues flying through the air, heading on their way to Pirate Skull Island.

"We should almost be there." Luna said as some noises are heard. "And what are those noises?"

"Must be rats," Chris remarks in an uncaring tone of voice. "You ponies should set some traps down."

"I see something up ahead!" Lindsay exclaims as she looks through the screen. "I see...clouds...lots of clouds...and...WATER!"

The crew yelps, bracing themselves as they hit the water...going under it. The ship continues falling until it lands on the ocean floor.

Noah: We came here looking for pirates and ends up under the water. Terrific.

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As soon as everything calmed down, Chris pushed a button to activate the water jet features as the castle spire was now propelling underwater, moving around.

Everyone peered outside in amazement... as Noah groaned. "...Great. We're going to drown."

"Not quite." Celestia said as her horn started to glow. Outside the castle spire ship, a force field started to form around the floating ship. "With my magic, I'm putting a force field around our little ship. Not only can we walk under water, we can breathe underwater... as long as we don't step out of the force field surrounding this place."

Discord looked outside at the force field and gave a smile of glee, "Really; AWESOME!"

Discord then opened the window and jumped out. He started swimming/moonwalking towards the force field, then started bouncing around on it. "This is so much fun!"

"Will you please be careful, Discord?" Luna called as Discord started to swim back inside. "We don't want that force field broken!"

Katie then pointed inside the book where there was an illustration of the sea, underwater.

Noah: Wow, this is really amazing! I've sure gone a long way from what I used to be; now I'm just amazed at all of this. The friends that I have back home are never going to believe this!

Dawn: (smiles) Being here with the fish, it's just... peaceful... and relaxing...

Bridgette: (giggles) I've always loved the water, but actually being able to be in underwater for a long time without having to go up for air, it's just so beautiful. At least I can relax happy, knowing I actually explored underwater.

Chris nodded. "Well, we need directions to get to dry land, but we need some help..."

"...imagination?" Twilight asked as she, along with the other Total Drama cast, Ben, Celestia and Luna looked outside the window.

Indeed, they saw a codfish in a green jacket smoking a cigar swimming past, but when he heard Discord call to him, he smiled to Discord as he lifted his hat.

"Hello, young fellow. Welcome to the Pirate Skull Lagoon!" Mister Codfish smiled.

Twilight, Ben Mare, Celestia, Luna and Discord then glared at Ezekiel as if to say, "Really?"

Mister Codfish coughed a little as he whispered to Discord, "Not too bright, is he?"

"Oh, he's homeschooled, he doesn't know much about anything." Discord explained. "He hasn't seen much since he's been cured of a problem he recently had."

Mister Codfish looked in interest as he lifted his hat, and apologized. "Oh? Sorry."

Celestia then looked out the window as she asked, "Excuse me, Mister Codfish, but we're trying to get to Pirate Skull Island. We need to get something from there; can you kindly point us in the right direction?"

"You mean the land part? Oh that!" Mr. Codfish noted as he pointed up. "Straight up, you can't miss it! None of my business, of course, but I shouldn't go there if I were you... having troubles they are."

As Mister Codfish swam along his merry way, Ben Mare blinked as he asked, "Troubles?"

"Let's just say it's a nine out of ten in terms of how bad everything is up there." Katie said, holding her hand and waving it a little.

"Well, trouble or not, we should be getting along. I want to see who's in charge!" Celestia said.

Discord groaned as he asked, "Aw, but do we have to leave the sea? It's actually pretty good down here!"

Chris smiled a bit as he said, "You know, Discord is right. Why don't we just relax here for a while, have a little fun in the drip... besides, I still haven't thought up a challenge yet, so it's a good time to give it a think."

The others paused as they looked at Celestia. Celestia paused as she said, "I don't know..."

"Please, let's stay here for a while? This underwater stuff is getting to me!" Chef gave a smile.

Everyone was now on their knees, begging for a little stay around the underwater area.

Chris then poked his head out the window as he plucked a pink flower and came back, giving it to Celestia. "For you, my dear."

Celestia sniffed the flower... until a Sea Pony came out floating and whinnied as it swam on its way. Celestia then gave a chuckle. "All right, suppose a little detour won't hurt."

Everyone cheered as music started up. Scott yelped as he covered his ears, "Oh great, ANOTHER song?"

The Final Seven, Twilight, Ben, Chef and Luna looked out the windows as they saw a school of fish passing by and waved to a few (who waved back) as Chris and Celestia were sitting down, keeping an eye on the monitors as Discord was dancing around.

Discord then jumped out the window as Noah, Ezekiel and Bridgette blinked in curiosity as they looked out the window to see where Discord went.

Discord then popped out from the window from the other side, making Noah, Ezekiel and Bridgette jump. Twilight, Ben, Dawn, Katie and Lindsay looked out to see another school of fish, including a baby fish holding a balloon.

Chris and Celestia could only smile as Chef ran out of the room to get a few things, Scott and Luna looking out the window as Luna was enjoying the song, Scott was just groaning with the song going on.

Outside, we see an octopus, flounder and cod playing poker as they looked up to see the floating castle spire passing by.

The last bit of the castle spire ship then knocked out the octopus's hat off revealing two ace cards as the octopus looked around in embarrassment.

Chris and Celestia were smiling as they started to sing along with Discord as he joined them on the consoles.

"Hey, look!" Luna pointed over with her hoof as everyone looked out the windows. They seemed to be entering a ballroom created by fish as the ship was entering inside. All of them watched in amazement as they saw the fish dancing to the same tune that Discord was singing.

Chef smiled as he then came in with a ton of instruments. "Come on, let's play along!"

Luna smirked as she picked up some drumsticks and started to do some beats as Twilight and Ben Mare peeks their heads out of the water as they started to bubble some words, unintelligibly.

Noah, Katie, Bridgette, Ezekiel, Lindsay and Dawn started to dance as Scott kept his ears covered, just watching a lot of fish dancing. Then it started to go into more of a salsa like dance as Luna was doing a shuffle with Lindsay, Dawn and Bridgette, with Noah, Katie and Ezekiel wielding electricity with some power tools as they touched them, with Twilight and Ben still doing the unintelligible speaking underwater.

Scott decided to uncover his ears when he heard the doors to the castle spire ship opening up. He turned to see Discord pulling Chris and Celestia over as he motioned them over towards the doors. Chris and Celestia shuffled their feet in shyness, before shrugging and smiling as they decided to exit the ship. Scott then threw a fish towards the others to get everyone's attention as he pointed out the door. The Final Seven, Twilight, Ben, Luna and Chef watched as Chris and Celestia were now dancing on the sea floor, with a lot of fish watching.

The Final Seven, Twilight, Ben, Luna and Chef couldn't help but smile at the fact that despite the fact Celestia and Chris would often come to disagreements at times, they can show themselves to be really good friends at times as the two kept dancing.

Discord then jumped in front of Celestia, danced in a mariachi's outfit as he was doing another salsa dance, Chris just rolling his eyes.

Chris and Celestia were now dancing as Discord was doing some shuffles underwater.

The Final Seven, Ben, Twilight, Luna, Chef and the fish watching were smiling at the little cute dance as Discord smiled, with Chris and Celestia swimming along past each other.

Scott, noticing Lindsay to his left, had a mischievous idea as he held out his hands, as if ready to grope Lindsay's breasts.

Luna then used her horn and glued Scott's hands together, as if knowing what Scott was about to do. Scott then glared at Luna as Luna just ignored the glares.

As the three did a pose underwater, every fish in the audience applauded as Noah, Ezekiel, Lindsay, Bridgette, Katie and Dawn whistled, Twilight and Ben were cheering, Chef smiling as he nodded, Luna applauding as Scott shrugged and applauded too. The codfish from earlier came out from the crowd with a trophy.

"Bravo, bravo! Most exciting, most exciting," Mister Codfish smiled as he swam over to Celestia, Chris and Discord who were taking their bows. "You've won the ruddy cup!"

Discord gasped in excitement as he was giving himself cheers in excitement, and Chris was laughing and waving, Celestia took the trophy as she gave a kiss on the cheek to the fish as the codfish blushed. Discord then did a dance of victory as he was laughing, pointing to himself, and having the most fun of his life... and it seemed everybody had a lot of fun...
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Meanwhile, inside the back of the ship, Spike was trying to hear what was going on, but frowned as he said, "I don't know if it's me, but I keep hearing muffled voices, and what sounds like a cute moment lifted from one of the co-writer's old works modified..."

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Ezekiel: All in all, this was a really cute moment, and I really wish we could have stayed a lot longer... if something hadn't happened...

All of a sudden, the fish stopped applauding as they gasped, all of them swimming away in fear as Celestia, Discord and Chris started looking around in confusion.

A fishing hook then started coming down as it attached itself to the castle spire ship as it started to reel it in.

Celestia, Discord and Chris, ditching the trophy they gotten, started swimming up as they started to hang on to the ship, trying to cling on, pulling the ship, but it was useless... the ship was about to get up to dry land...

On land, towards the entry to Pirate Skull Island, a red furred pony with a brown mane, bitten ear with silver earrings, hook tattoos, a blue vest and a barrel cutie mark on his flank was excited as he was starting to pull on his fishing rod. Nearby, a purple dragon with an eye patch (who looked similar to Spyro the Dragon) was holding the net as he said, "Hurry up, you big dummy, pull it in, pull it in!"

"I've got a big one, Slash! This is certainly one for the books!" the red pony gave a dumb chuckle.

"Come on, Big Rummy, hurry it up!" Slash the Dragon frowned. "It's been a couple of days, and I'm really starving!"

"I got it, I got it!" Big Rummy chuckled stupidly as he huffed and puffed and pulled the fishing rod as best as he could... before falling back as something flew out from the water. Slash and Big Rummy just stared in amazement as they saw the thing landing. Big Rummy and Slash stared in shock as Big Rummy asked, "This is one big fish..."

"Big fish, nothing," Slash frowned. "That's some kind of a submarine! And look!"

Big Rummy looked over as he saw Celestia and Discord land safely, but Chris fell flat on his face.

"Of all the scurvy luck..." Slash groaned. "Come on, dummy, we better give them the rules of the island..."

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Inside the ship, we see everyone recovering as they were getting up. Twilight looked around. "Everybody okay?"

"Oh good, Nyx," Twilight smiled as she nodded towards her daughter. Her eyes then widened as she turned to see Nyx, the CMC, Spike and Phobos waving nervously next to her. Turns out there were some stowaways on the ship!

"GOSALYN," Ben Mare said, staring at Nyx. "I told you to stay home, young lady!"

Ben Mare quickly recovered. "Sorry. I think I hit my head on something and got a non-sequiter thud."

"What are you all doing here?" Katie asked the stowaways with a sigh. "Did you all stowaway?"

"Well, we wanted to join in on this adventure too." Dinky Doo explains meekly. "You didn't have room in here... so we stowed away in the back."

"Come on! We want in on this too!" Scootaloo exclaims eagerly. "We want to look for cutie marks!"

"An island of pirates is not a place for foals." Bridgette explains to the foals, "Or Dragons!"

"Hey, we can take care of ourselves, lady!" Phobos exclaims to Bridgette with a scowl.

"Well, it's too late to turn back now." Luna said with a sigh. She's right. It's too late for the ship to turn back and bring the Dragons and CMC back. "We will have to take them with us on this."

"Fine. Okay, Spike, Phobos, kids; you can come along, but stay with us." Ben said to the stowaways sternly. "This could get dangerous, especially in this game."

"But no mistake: we will talk about this once we get back." Twilight said sternly to Spike's group, making them chuckle nervously.

"Yes, madam," Pipsqueak said, saluting, "As long as I stick with my fave princess!"

"Nice to see you think of Twilight that way." Katie said, thinking that Pipsqueak happily.

Spike: Remind you, I was against the idea...but then again, when did I ever like Twilight leaving me alone all the time? (pause) Not that I ain't happy.

Luna then opened the castle spire doors as Chris was recovering, Discord and Celestia helping him up as Twilight asked, "You guys okay?"

"Uh, guys; don't look now, but two pirates are coming this way, and they're pissed." Scott said, worried.

Everyone turned to see that Scott was right, a pissed off pony and pissed off dragon were seen coming near the group as they gulped, Celestia saying, "My goodness."

Big Rummy and Slash then started to come over as Slash started, "Hey, don't you know that-"

But before Slash could finish, Chris came over to the two as he smiled, "Argh, Good day, fellow pirates. I used to be a pirate captain meself! I shipped meself out of Portsmith, and it be delightful to meet two fellow pirates like yourselves! Mateys!"

Slash frowned as he told Big Rummy, "This guy is trying to sweet talk us, stupid!"

"Oh..." Big Rummy smiled, then he frowned as he lifted Chris by his hooves, surprising everyone as he started marching on two legs, Slash following. "Don't bother sweet talking us, buddy!"

"Oh, really..." Celestia groaned as everyone sighed. Looks like Chris failed this one.

Slash then kicked his butt as Big Rummy yelped. "It's read writing, stupid! And anyway, buddy, this says, "NO NON-PIRATES ALLOWED BY ORDER OF THE PIRATE KING!"

Chris stared at the sign in shock as he said, "No non-pirates allowed? That's ridiculous!"

Chris gulped. "You're going to cut off my head, make me walk the plank, take me hostage?"

"What? NO!" Slash frowned. "We pirates don't even DO that anymore to prisoners. Not after we found out just how GRUESOME they are."

Everyone stared in shock. The people living in this island were pirates, yet they don't do the pirate punishments? Odd.

"It means we have to throw you all back in the ocean, that's what to do!" Big Rummy said as he carried Chris into the ocean, ready to throw him. "One, two..."

Big Rummy and Slash stopped as they turned to see Katie coming over, her book on Pirate Skull Island in her hand. "It says here that ANYBODY, pirate or non-pirate, can see the king... and that's the law!"

As Chris got up, Slash sighed as he turned to the others, "Look, fellas, I want to be honest with you all... if you guys know what was good for you, you get yourselves all thrown back. You see, the pirate king doesn't EXACTLY tolerate non-pirates here."

"Nonetheless, we must see him on an urgent matter." Celestia said. "Please, lead the way."

Slash paused to think... then said, "All right, we'll take you, but if he rejects you, we're throwing you back in the ocean."

Big Rummy and Slash then turned to the group in front of them as Slash said, "Follow us, please."

As the group of the Total Drama Final Seven, Chris, Chef, Twilight, Ben, Spike, Phobos, CMC, Celestia and Luna started following the two pirates, Noah blinked in shock. "Seriously, you don't do pirate punishments?"

"Not anymore." Slash said. "We also don't pillage villages anymore, it started to get old after a while, we're already rich on the treasure we steal, and we pretty much retired stealing the women and children, as that was no fun."

"Well, we still do some good old ship fighting, and we started up some sport leagues..." Slash said. "We don't drink rum anymore, it burned out our intestines... nowadays, we have lemonade drinking contests..."

"Let me get this straight, you pirates aren't pirates of evil, but... Pirates that love sports?" Scott asked as Noah's color from his face drained and Bridgette was giving a big smile.

Noah: I am starting to hate Pirate Skull Island, I mean, there's sports involved, no killing, just... horrible... HORRIBLE sports!

Bridgette: I am starting to LOVE Pirate Skull Island, I mean, there's sports involved, no killing, just... good... GOOD sports!

Katie: Yep, pirates love sports on Pirate Skull Island. It's true to the book!

Apple Bloom: Pirates who play sports? Uh... is there a cutie mark for... that?

About twenty minutes later, Big Rummy and Slash lead the group nearby a tent where presumably the pirate king was. As soon as they stepped into the area, they started hearing some huge roars as everyone yelped.

"GET OUT OF HERE!" A ferocious voice roared as a male fox wearing a pirate outfit, with a gold earring on his ear was seen kicked out as he landed in front of the group.

The male fox got up as he looked at the group, then dusted himself as the male fox asked, "Uh, yes, yes, Big Rummy, Slash, how may I help you?"

"Well, you see, we caught these non-pirates at the lagoon, and they want to see King Tobias." Big Rummy smiled.

Felix, the fox, looked the group over and sighed, "Have they now? Well, I'm simply afraid we can't be bothered with it now..."

Chris yelped. "I don't know if I fancy this..."
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Twilight: A short-tempered pirate king... this is going to be interesting...

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Scott: I have to say, this is going to be pretty interesting... even without my 'help', it's going to be some type of difficult.

Dawn: I sense a green-red aura on the king... and it seems he's calm, but easily tempered, unless things go his way...

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Chris paused as he came up to Felix. "Excuse me, sir, but as a fellow mariner, maybe I can cheer him up."

"I'm afraid you don't understand." Felix shook his head. "You see, as everybody knows, the Pirate King Tobias' favorite sport is soccer. He wanted to play a match with the neighboring Ninja Skull Island, but they have cancelled their coming overs due to a storm."

"Would you like to know about the Cow-pony Skull Island too?" Felix rolled his eyes as another roar from the tent was heard. "Anyway, long story short, because the ninja team couldn't arrive for the match, the royal cup match cannot take place today, and Tobias REALLY had his heart set on it."

Felix then turned to Big Rummy and Slash. "You two better just throw these non-pirates back to the sea."

Chris paused as he thought up an idea, coming up to Felix. "Wait a moment! I can help you out with your soccer thing!"

"Of course," Chris smiled. "I happen to be a referee and these humans over there, the guy in the chef outfit, he's the coach, and these seven human teenagers, well, they're soccer players!"

"And the rest of our friends here, the ponies with us, they're our fans; they came over to 'cheer' on the underdog team." Chris smiled.

Felix then started to walk into the tent as Chris followed, Celestia calling, "Chris, are you sure you'll be all right?"

Twilight paused as she said, "I have to admit, not an ideal person of many respects, but Chris is a very brave man, I'll give him that..."

"To think it's been a long time since we thought he was going to murder our friends..." Ben smiled. "Good thing we learned the truth..."

Noah: Chris can't be serious... he can't be freaking serious... he KNOWS I hate sports! HE KNOWS THIS! EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS!

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Bridgette: I wonder if the soccer team thing will be involved for our next challenge...

For a moment, the tent was silent as Katie asked, "You guys think Chris is done for?"

All of a sudden, laughter came from inside the tent as Felix came out with a smile, the ferocious roar turning into a very manly voice, similar to Mr. Krabs, "You really think so, laddie?"

A moment later, two figures, one of them Chris wearing a referee uniform with a whistle, came out of the tent. The other figure was a tan unicorn with a pirate crown with a feather attached, a green mane, and a royal scepter cutie mark, along with a belt with a sword holster on it, seemingly containing a sword.

The figure, known as the Pirate King Tobias, laughed as he said, "Matey, you have no idea how much I appreciate this! For some reason, we always seem to run low on referees! That, and a brand new team is EXACTLY what we need to get this game going, isn't that right, Felix!"

"If there's one thing we pirate ponies like, it's brand new competition!" the Pirate King Tobias smiled as he took out his sword and started swinging it around a little.

"Say... is that the sword?" Bridgette whispered to Celestia as she pointed towards the sword.

"Let me see... oblong shape, pointed edge, green handle... this is it!" Celestia whispered as she turned to Chris and motioned to him, mouthing the words, "Chris, that's the sword we need!"

Chris looked over and smiled as he looked over at the sword. "Your majesty, you have a very nice sword."

"You think so, laddie?" Tobias laughed. "Thank you. I never leave home without it. It's been in the family for years!"

Celestia and Luna smiled as Celestia whispered, "The Magnificent Sword of Truth..."

Celestia: Well, we just located our sword, but we can't steal it just yet... first, I believe Chris has a challenge...

"Well, I'm going to give you some time while we set up. Game starts in about two hours. Oh, and don't forget to bring at least two or more cheerleaders to support your team!" Tobias smiled as Big Rummy and Slash walked out of the scene, realizing they don't have anymore lines in this scene, and that they were only cameos anyway, so there was no more need for them. "Be sure to train your team hard, but remember, I ALWAYS win, no matter what the outcome."

As soon as Tobias and Felix left to get everything ready, Noah started yelling, "WHAT THE HECK, CHRIS? I AM NOT A SOCCER PLAYER! I AM NOT A SPORTS PLAYER, PERIOD!"

"Oh hey, guys, real quick. Your next challenge is to do good at this soccer game." Chris gave a smug smile as the final seven glared.

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Katie: I get why Noah is so upset, but we need a lot of players for soccer... well, we can always put him in goalie... that's usually safe, right?

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"Basically, don't win the game, let Tobias win, BUT, I will be ranking all of you based on points and see how you do... it'll affect the next challenge... once I think of another one." Chris said. "Anyway, I'm the referee, Chef, you're the coach, you Total Drama players are the soccer players AND Celestia, Luna, every one of the little ponies and Dragons here; you're just going to be our fans and watch."

"Shouldn't some of us stay to do cheer you on for cheerleadin'?" Apple Bloom asked.

Chris gave a smug smile as everybody stared. Ezekiel's eyes widened.
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Ezekiel: (holding his two cards) Looks like I'm using this to get cheerleaders... well, let me see what I've got... (Pause as he looks) Hmmm...these two look the same, but they're wearing cheerleader uniforms... well, we'll be definitely using them for sure...

As soon as the ponies, Chris and Chef left, the six Total Drama players looked over at Ezekiel as he pulled out his cards.

"All right," Ezekiel nodded as he raised the cards up as he pointed to two faces.... both of them were very similar, except one of them had an angry face and a mole, and the other had a smiling face, with no mole. "I hereby summon THESE two!"

A few moments later, a portal opened up... as the two twins, both in red cheerleading outfits came out, the one with the mole giving a big smile while the other one, while trying to give a smile, but ended up getting a little nervous as if the one with the mole looked like she would hit her or something.

Katie noticed the girl shaking a little nervously and raised an eyebrow in concern.

The one twin with the mole, smiled as she said, "Hello, fellow competitors. It's about time you finally chose some REAL help! I don't see why you summoned my 'inferior' twin sister, but I'm sure we can get along quite fine!"

The one twin looked down in shame as she sighed. Katie nudged Dawn as she whispered to her. Dawn nodded.

"Anyway, I'm Amy, and this girl who you can just ignore, she's not all that important, is Samey!" Amy, the one with the mole, gave a smile. "As you can see, I'm the superior twin, and the smartest!"

The other girl, known as Samey to Amy, started to give a small smile, until Amy turned and glared at Samey, who just shrank.

Katie frowned.
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"YOU ARE THE INFERIOR TWIN! YOU ARE TO BE KNOWN AS SAMEY! YOU GOT IT!???" Amy frowned. "This is my chance to impress the others, and you are NOT going to mess this up!"

"I never mess things up... you always take away the friends I'm about to make..." Sammy sighed.

"Oh, I'm sorry, what friends?" Amy laughed as she slapped her own twin sister. "Honestly, get a life, LOSER!"

Watching from nearby, Katie, Bridgette, Lindsay and Dawn frowned as they all nodded. Sammy was definitely in need of some help.

Dawn looked down to the CMC, who were watching alongside them, as she asked, "You kids think you can... 'disrupt' this 'Amy' character, distract her with some... cheerleading stunts?"

"Sisters are supposed to HELP sisters, NOT abuse them!" Sweetie Belle frowned as Scootaloo nodded.

"We can distract Amy for you, you four go ahead and try to talk with Sammy, get her to not feel alone!" Nyx nodded.

"Great!" Katie nodded. "Chef is still training the boys, and they'll be done in a half-hour, so plenty of time to make good friends with Sammy!"

Katie: I knew something was wrong with Amy the minute she walked in with Sammy... and I will NEVER call her Samey! She is no Samey. That would be like calling Sadie Satie! It's just mean! Sammy doesn't have any friends because of Amy? Well, Sammy... prepare to have your FIRST four friends... ever!

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Amy sat on a rock, looking bored while preparing for the game. Sammy sighed sadly, wanting to be elsewhere.

Just then, the CMC appeared, making Amy glare as she demanded, "What do you runts want?"

"Want to see a neat trick?" Sweetie asked Amy happily as Apple Bloom quickly began pulling some cards out. "Okay, pick a card, any card!"

"Come on! Just pick a card!" Apple Bloom exclaimed happily. "We can see if we can git it!"

Amy rolled her eyes as she took a card, showing it to Sammy, saying, "Memorize this, stupid."

"Put it back." Apple Bloom ordered as Amy put the card back. The Earth Pony hummed a bit then took a card, showing it. "'Is 'dis yer card?"

"Oops! Mah bad! Let me try again!" Apple Bloom exclaimed, getting rid of the card (by putting it back into the deck). Then she picked out another card, "Is 'dis yer card?"

"Let me try again!" Apple Bloom exclaimed, putting the card back and trying again, "How about now?"

"No! That's the same one!" Amy exclaimed in annoyance. "You don't even know how to do this trick, do you?"

"Oh, she does!" Scootaloo exclaimed with a smirk to Amy. "Just give her a chance."

Apple Bloom got through the deck while Amy waited impatiently for her card to be seen. Nyx whispered to Sammy, "Now's your chance, Sammy."

"Come on. We can get you away from Amy while Apple Bloom, Sweetie and Scootaloo distract her." Pipsqueak whispered as he, Dinky and Nyx led Sammy away.

"It's for our friends." Dinky whispered in explanation. "They know how mean Amy is to you. And they felt like you deserve better."

Well, Sammy believed that her new friends got a point. As she, Nyx, Pipsqueak and Dinky left, the main CMC members continued their distraction.

"How about this card," Sweetie asked as Apple Bloom showed another card to Amy who was getting impatient with this.

"First off, that is the game rules card and second, NO!" Amy exclaimed to the trio angrily.

"Got more where 'dis came from," Apple Bloom exclaimed as she continued trying to do the magic trick.

"Maybe your mole is distracting her." Scootaloo suggested, pointing out Amy's birth mark on her face.

Apple Bloom: We didn't know how 'dat trick works. We're just distracting her, 'dat's all.

Sammy followed the trio, looking curious as she asked, "Okay, where are you taking me?"

"To us," Bridgette exclaimed with a smile to the bewildered Sammy, "Hey, Sammy."

"No need to feel meek around us!" Lindsay exclaimed happily. "We saw how mean your sister was to you."

"Right; I mean, what kind of sisters would be that mean?" Katie asked Lindsay, shaking her head in disbelief. "It's not really right if you ask me."

"Therefore, we felt like you deserve more than Amy in your light. We want to be your friends." Bridgette said to Sammy with a grin.

Dawn: I felt an aura of Sammy of a different kind. I felt she will be a good friend...and would need someone to love and take care of her. (Pause) Her sister...I feel like she would be sociable with Alejandro.

In a tent, Chris discussed strategies with the ponies and Dragons with him. Chef was training the boys during this time.

"How are we going to get the sword away from Tobias?" Twilight asked Chris in concern. "I doubt he would let us near it."

"That's why we're going to lose on purpose." Chris explained slyly to Twilight, Ben and the princesses. "Once it's done, I will be sneaky and...well, I can't ruin it yet."

"Well, duh! If I spoil it too soon, we may let something slip." Chris explained clearly to Spike. "That's why my show makes lot of ratings. I pull tricks, pranks, to get the better of my opponents."

"Oh yeah, like so many of your opponents were soooo innocent." Luna remarked sarcastically, rolling her eyes at this.

"Chillax, Luna." Chris said calmly and confidently. "When we get to that bridge, then someone will pay the toll."

The boys groan as they sat down on the bench. Chef has put them through Tartarus big time.

"All right, you scum. Take a break." Chef remarks sternly to the boys. "We got a soccer game coming up.

"Great, why not just stampede us to death while you're at it?" Noah remarks to Chef sarcastically.

Scott sighs, breathing in and out...but yelps as he hears a familiar voice, "Scott, come in!"

Scott looks around then quickly hide behind a bench. He demands, "Who's there?!"

"It's me, Shadow Dragon. Remember? I put something on your ear earlier in the day while...ugh...you are still stinky..."

[center[FlashbackScott was preparing to head to Canterlot for a challenge when he hears someone speaking, "Scott."

Scott looks around to make sure that no one's looking, then goes over to a pair of bushes where the voice came from. He said, "Hey, Sha..."

"Whatever; Listen, put this in your ear." Shadow Dragon orders as he tosses the bug to Scott. As the player put it behind his ear, the Dark Mystic Pony continues, "This is a two-way bug so we can communicate. Give us any information, regarding the bug, understand?"

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"Oh yeah, almost forgot." Scott said with a chuckle. "Listen, we're on this island called Pirate Skull Island."

"Oh yes...Dark Curse told me about it...and the pirates who exist there." Shadow Dragon's voice comments. "What are you doing there?"

"Let me finish. The island's king got Magnificent Sword of Truth which we need to find some words so that the questers can get by some wall." Scott explains to Shadow Dragon eagerly. "Another one we need is the Majestic Sword of Balance."

Scott nods as he returns to the bench. The last thing he wants is for anyone to get suspicious as to what he's doing.

In the Dark Mystic Realm, Shadow Dragon gave a pleased look as he turns to Dark Curse who is waiting nearby. Two portals open which shows Grimmore and the Superior.

"They are looking for two swords...one of them is the Majestic Sword of Balance." Shadow Dragon explains, much to Grimmore's interest. "If I recall, that's the Key to unlock Grimmore's Seal in escaping from his reason."

"Good." Grimmore said with a cruel laugh. "Scott is going to be the key to my release into Equestria..."

But unknown to the villains and Scott, the ponies were using the ear piece to listen in. Although they could listen to Scott, since they cannot hear Shadow Dragon's side of the conversion.

"He must be speaking to one of our enemies." Luna explains to Twilight in concern, "But how? Since neither of them are here on the island."

"Oooooh, I betcha I know!" Phobos exclaims with a chuckle. "He must have a communicator of his own!"

"That must be. Of course, we don't know who he's talking to since we can only hear Scott's side of the conversion...but he told them about the swords."

"Not good." Spike said with a yelp. "What if he's giving out information to helping getting Tuerto on their side?"

"All we know is that Tuerto isn't going to be joining them." Celestia explains to Spike calmly. "But we best to be on our guard."

Celestia: (grimly) No one else knows this...but the Majestic Sword of Balance is the key to unlocking the seal that kept Grimmore in Tartarus. Why, if anything were to happen, Uncle Tuerto is the least of our problems...

Amy sighs in irritation as she continues sitting, looking bored. Apple Bloom hums while she kept dealing the deck.

"Ugh...no; how many times must we play this damn stupid game?!" Amy scowls angrily to the filly.

The girls laughs as they sat together, eating some snacks before getting ready for the soccer game.

"I can't believe Amy got a scar right there!" Lindsay giggles to Sammy in amazement. "Did that really happen?"

"Yeah, unfortunately," Sammy said to Lindsay with a sigh. "She blames me for getting it. Can you believe it?"

"Sigh. It's good to be away from my sister. I just wish she stop treating me like crud."

"No worries, if she gets on your bad side, we're there for you." Bridgette said, patting Sammy on the back.

Sammy grins, saying, "Thank you. I just hope the contestants I work with are nice as you are."

Dawn: I can sense some sort of aura from Sammy. She is in for a hard time in the next season.

Katie: Someday, Sammy is going to stand up to Amy...and when she does, it will be a victory for all of us!

A little later, the girls were now on the field as they were a little nervous, Chef marching around them.

"All right, I got the boys trained; now I'm keeping my eye on all of you!" Chef said as he glared at the girls. Noah, Ezekiel and Scott (all three of them looked very out of breath as Noah was near fainting, Ezekiel was a little better, but just as exhausted, and Scott was a little more pooped) watched as Sammy was now sitting with the boys, watching the girls train in interest.

Lindsay, Bridgette, Katie and Dawn were a little nervous. Even though all seven of the contestants know they had to lose the game on purpose, they want to at least put up a good fight, so it would look like the pirate soccer team would have more of a match.

"Okay, who can do good at soccer?" Chef frowned as he put the ball down and moved himself towards the net.

Katie nodded as she stepped up. Chef smirked, "Oh, the pretty one, huh? Let's see what you can do without your best friend or your sport-hating boyfriend."

"Just watch." Katie glared at Chef as she ran up and kicked the ball. It happened so fast, Chef was unable to block it in time.

Noah recovered as his eyes widened. Bridgette, Lindsay and Dawn's eyes were wide with shock too as Chef's mouth dropped opened. Ezekiel and Scott watched with sudden interest as Sammy was clapping for her friend.

"With pleasure," Katie said as she kicked the ball, Chef unable to block it in time.

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Bridgette: I may be good at sports, and if we weren't losing on purpose, I would say Katie would actually wipe the board with this!

"Come at me!" Chef said, making the net smaller so that he could block all ways to the net as his big body covered it.

Katie nodded as she saw a horde of soccer balls at her feet. She nodded as she kicked each and every one of them... straight into the goal, much to everybody's surprise.

Chef, shocked at how Katie managed to slip past his big frame, slumped in defeat. "I hate to admit it, but you're a natural at soccer."

Katie: I have something to confess... whenever I'm alone, and not with Sadie comparing make-up tips or talking about our favorite hairstyles or even about our new friends that we've made, I would usually practice sports. I'm good at some, if not most of these sports. I'm a closet sports fan... and even though soccer is one of my favorites, I'm more attached to race cars, myself. You know, like go-karting, racing... I'd love to be in a race car someday. Anyway, my kicking soccer balls into the goal just felt natural when I was put in the situation.

Noah: Have I ever told you how much I'm in love in Katie right now, because this girl is a beast when it comes to practicing these types of games... I'm beginning to think that she's doing more of a lot on her own, and she's not relying a LOT on her friends, even me... I mean, it's all right if she relies on us once in a while, but I think her true potential shows in relying in herself... heck, even if I'm gone, I'm sure she'll show off a lot more potential without me holding her hand throughout the game... and even if I'm gone, I'm still rooting for my girlfriend to win... (Pause) I've sure come a long way from being a sarcastic know-it-all who doesn't even care about the game first-hand...

After a few more practice shots with the others, Lindsay, Bridgette, Katie, Dawn, Noah, Scott and Ezekiel were seen in front of Chef and Discord, who nodded.

"Okay, here's how this'll work... you've all... did okay, some surprising us... and here’s how it'll go down..." Discord nods. "Scott, Ezekiel, you're on defense for the goalie. Lindsay, Dawn, Bridgette, Katie, you're on offense."

"Yes, maggot; you're goalie." Chef frowned. "Just block the ball as best as you can... or don't. Remember, Pirate King Tobias' team is to win this match! Okay, match starts in fifteen minutes, so change into the blue soccer outfits and let's get going..."

Everyone nods as Chef and Discord left. As Scott, Noah and Ezekiel went to change, Lindsay, Bridgette, Dawn and Katie huddled.

"Yep; Chris is referee, and all we need to do is make his life hell." Dawn smirked. "Let's run him over a million times if we're near his direction. He can't stop us."

"I couldn't help but overhearing, but I heard you were going to make Chris' life hell?" Sammy asked.

"Well... if any of you are near where Amy and I are... could you make sure you give Amy hell, too?" Sammy asked, with a bit of a devilish grin... then went back to being meek as she said, "Uh, just don't tell her that I asked you to do it."

Lindsay, Bridgette, Katie and Dawn gave devilish grins as Lindsay said, "This is going to be sweet..."

"COME ON, YOU DUMMY! WHERE ARE YOU? WE HAVE A MATCH TO CHEER ON!" Amy's voice called.

Sammy gulped, then turned to her new friends. "I better go. Good luck to you guys."

"Group hug," Lindsay, Bridgette, Katie and Dawn smiled as they gathered Sammy and hugged her.

Dawn: I put a lot of extra effort into the group hug, towards Sammy for sure. Heaven knows she'll need it in the future...

The game is getting closer to beginning. As fans patched the stands, Felix led Twilight, Ben, Celestia, Luna and Discord over to some seats.

"His Majesty has given you all permission to sit in his royal box while you watch the game. No littering, no smoking, no crumbs on the floor, please," Felix said, giving out instructions to the spectators.

As Twilight, Ben, Celestia, Luna and Discord got comfortable, they watched as they saw a crowd of pirates, flags a-waving coming in as they were cheering.

"Aw, look, there's Nyx with her friends, and those must be the cheerleader twins that our friends summoned." Twilight said with a grin. She paused before adding, "I hate to be the one with the mole right now..."

An announcer spoke up, "Goooooood morning, pirates! Welcome to the soccer match of the day!" The audience cheers on. "We got a great match today. Please welcome the opposite team, The Drama Playas!!!"

The audience half-cheered or half-booed as the opposite team came in, waving to the crowd.

"And now, here is our champion team, the Pirates Coladas, led by King Tobias!' The announcer exclaimed. The audience cheered wildly as the home team appears, ready for anything.

Tobias smiled as he came in with Chris. He spoke to the fans, "Loyal fans, this is official! Our match against new team Drama Playas will officially begin, thanks to their volunteer referee!"

Tobias smiled as he joined his team and took off his robe to reveal his soccer outfit, with his belt and the sword still attached. He announced, "Now, the normal rules of soccer still apply, BUT as the pirate way of saying goes, 'ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE!' So, expect some random pirate craziness to come as the game goes on!"

Ben, watching from the seats in interest, spoke, " Wow... so even when playing in soccer matches, he wears the belt and carries the sword."

Chris nods as he turns to the pirate team, consisting of pirate animals, growling as they seemed to be ready. He spoke, "Okay, Pirate Coladas, best foot forward!. The host turns towards the Total Drama team as they all took their place, Lindsay, Bridgette, Katie and Dawn nervous, but kept smiling, ready for action. "Drama Playas; get your butts in gear!" Chris then goes into a whisper only the Drama Playas could hear. "And remember; do good, but not TOO good." He places the ball in between the field. "Okay, let the match... BEGIN!" Chris got out of the way quickly as he blew the whistle.

One of the players kept on kicking it but does so too hard, sending it to the opposite team. The Drama players did their best before kicking it to Ezekiel.

Ezekiel yelped as he saw the opposite team heading at him. The former freak quickly kicked it over...to Amy. The girl looked shocked as the pirates jumped at her, knocking the cheerleader down.

"Zeke, you're an idiot." Dawn said dryly. She then whispered to him with a smirk, "Still, she deserved that."

"This calls for some exciting game music, and I got just the thing! 'The Crystal Method-Born Too Slow', a Dee Zee Pop remix. Now let's play the game!" Discord popped up to say while getting some exciting music to start playing for when this event started, cause it looked like so and it'll make it more exciting in their mind.

As Chris set the ball down before the king, he moved out of the way. Then the king let out a battle cry as his team moved out and he kicked the ball to start them off here once more.

The players resumed playing a bit. The ball was kicked over to Katie, who smiled while cheering, "Yes! I got the ball! I..."

Suddenly, the pirates trampled her over, making the Total Drama ones cringe as well as the ponies.

"Tell me about it!" Twist exclaimed. "I haven't seen this much pain since Justin."

The players continued to play, trying to get the ball into the opposite goal. One fox tossed it towards a goal, only for Noah to use his feet to knock it back.

The Total Drama team managed to get it, kicking the ball right to the opposite goal, though with the pirates in pursuit. Bridgette kicked to the pirates' goals, but a swinging gorilla managed to punch it back.

"And they're off to the right!" The announcer issued in seeing what was happening on the field.

Chris yelped in seeing all the players coming at him as they ran him over, as he's seen wobbling a bit.

"And they're off to the left!" The announcer stated in where the players are going next.

Chris was still dizzy from the first run over, but never ducked from getting run over again all the players going to the right side.

"And they are going either way now!" The announcer declared in what was gonna go off here.

"Oh no," Chris got up from the ground in knowing what this might mean; PAIN! And soon, we heard him getting run over a bunch of times by all players while his groans, moans, and screams were heard over the cloudy smoke.

But on the bright side, it was sure making the island folks happy to see such torture be done. And they aren't the only ones; we can guess some secret watchers from the TDE crew were, too.

The spectators look on at the scene. Ben commented, "Well, Chris getting run over is something that makes my day."

"I know." Luna said with a nod, agreeing with her nephew. "I haven't had this fun since I worked with Applejack's big brother in the Summer Wrap-Up."
Once the hooked monkey caught the soccer ball and heard the cheering, did the player smile in thinking that they should look impressive. And so the monkey was dribbling the ball, then using the knees to bounce it over their head, making everybody love it.

"HEY! LOOKOUT," A crocodile shouted to warn their member to be watchful, they are still in the game here.

"Yikes!" The hooked monkey yelps in seeing the other team was charging at the player, and before they knew it....got trampled while the ball was taken.

"Okay, as much as I like seeing that, FOWL!" Chris spoke to say, blew a whistle, but....he got run over by the other team too that didn't care for him.

"What a bunch of dumb asses." Amy remarks from the sidelines dryly. Suddenly he yelps as the Total Drama girls run her over, trying to get to the ball.

The rival team recovers the ball and rush off to get to the goal. Suddenly, they saw some TNT in front of him, making one pirate whimper before it blows up.

"WHY YOU LITTLE," A chicken snaps off angrily before he grabbed Noah to strangle his throat.

"YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?" Ezekiel snaps off to say while the player charged to tackle the chicken to the ground to beat up.

At this moment, just about everyone on the soccer field has gone from just friendly sports play, to an ALL OUT WAR-PLAY as many of the players were going at each other's throats. Even Amy, who isn't even playing got the bad end of the deal.

"But not against Scott!" Pipsqueak chirps as Scott got kicked in the yahoos hard.

A hyena was laughing at the other player's pain, only to be stopped when the ball bash on their head; and caused them to wail and cry like a whimpering baby.

Lindsay was backing up to get the ball, but she got the point handed to her behind by the sneaky coyote.

"Oooouch; GULP," Lindsay yells out from the pain, only to be stopped by the ball that went in her mouth...AND SHE SWALLOWED IT!

"How are we supposed to finish the game now?" Bridgette asked out a good question here.

"I think they have the idea, kick it out of poor Lindsay." Dawn pointed out in seeing what was happening.

And soon Lindsay was getting a butt kicking and stomach punching by kangaroo pirates to get the ball out. The poor girl ran from them, only to be tripped by a rhino which actually made Lindsay hack out the ball.

"Ick, can we at least wash that ball? Who knows where it's been?" Noah spoke in disgust in knowing to touch a ball that was inside someone's stomach gross them out.

Chris ducked down when he saw the ball fly over his head, too bad he didn't duck from when the players ran over him to chase it without care.

The ball came to the goalkeeper, the gorilla, as the player held it. But then he took out a Meatball Cannon device, stuffs the ball in and fired it off.

"No rules say anything about not using a Meatball Bazooka, now is there?" The gorilla stated off in having thought ahead on that account.

The players saw that act, saw the ball fly over and began to chase after it. Chris was finally getting up after that rundown, only to see the ball fly over him again.

"Aaaaahhhhh," Chris lets off a scream as he was once more, run over by all the players; And when the clouds clear away, he look worse for wear, almost unable to continue.

But then Noah knocked the ball with his arms over the running players, and was heading for....a beaten Chris.

But as luck have it, it went to the other goalkeeper, and soon the players stop to watch a back and forth game of those knocking the ball from one end to the other. At least Chris won't get trampled again.

"Don't Just Stand There! Hit It In!" Tobias snapped off to grab a duck pirate to tell the player that they shouldn't stand around, they gotta get the ball.

Amy got up, but got knocked down by the girls. Dawn calls out, "Sorry! Your mole distracted us!"

"It's a birth mark." Amy groans a bit before falling once more.
The opposite team of the pirate ponies then started setting up as they lifted the pirate rhino up on their hands so that they can get the ball. As it headed towards Noah, who threw it back, the rhino had caught it. By the time the ball was caught, the rhino, without knowing it, punctured its surface. And soon the ball was flying off like a balloon letting off its air. As it was flying all over the field and around the crowd, the players, and even the king that made him trip.

"STOP... THAT...BAAAAAAALLLLL,!" But soon the king was getting annoyed and furious, as Tobias let off a mighty roar from his voice.

The power from that roar was causing the air to blow anything in its roar path away, even some of the players.

From up on the crowds, Twilight, Ben, Celestia, Luna and Discord clung on to each other as they sat still.

The CMC, Spike, Phobos, Amy and Sammy were not so lucky as they were now in the roar's path, Amy screaming.

The whole field was looking like a hurricane was hitting them, even to rip off the ground rug's surface, and Chris was gonna get caught in this action. They were all being blown and rolled across the field heading for the goalkeeper; Noah.

"UH OH," Noah yelped in panic, as the player may be a goalie, but maybe stopping this is no easy picnic.

Soon everyone was shot into the goalie net that stretch out far from the blowing wind force. Then afterwards, the wind started to die down from the king's roar becoming quieter. Then without warning, King Tobias smiled at seeing what was coming down, the deflated ball, and happily moves over. As the lighter then air ball came to the goalkeeper net, it was outside, but the king lean near it, blew a little wind and made the deflated ball...land on the other team's goal net; earning him the win. And at the same moment, the theme song for the game also ended.

Soon many of the island folks were cheering in seeing their king make a win. As for the other spectators, they had a different view of how that game was played.

"Pretty exciting and a little interesting at the same time." Twilight said in surprise.

Noah: (hair was blown to the left, being sarcastic) Why yes, I love my day. Thank you very much. (Glares at the camera) I WAS ALMOST KILLED!

Katie: I think I was pretty awesome today! I've shown off a lot of my skill in that game.

The king laughs for joy, as Chris crawled out from the goalie net that he got blown in, looking really worn out.

"Game's over; I win!" King Tobias whispered the first part to Chris before yelling out that he won.

"Yeah... so I've noticed first hand." Chris struggled to say, as he held up his whistle to blow it, ending the game there.

We later see Bridgette, Katie, Lindsay and Dawn talking with their new friend as Amy was nearby, unconscious. Sammy giggled as Ezekiel came over and drew a face on Amy, drawing ridiculous glasses, a mustache, and an arrow pointing to her mole, and labeled it 'Ugly Mole'.

"Thanks again, guys. You don't know how much I wanted to see Amy get hers for years." Sammy smiled.

"It's no problem at all, Sammy." Lindsay smiled as she put a hand on her shoulder. "Look, if Amy gives you any more trouble and we're around, just come to us, okay?"

"Aw..." Dawn said as she hugged Sammy. "You need all the support you can get, Sammy."

"I'm just lucky I made my first four friends!" Sammy laughed. "And here I was afraid Amy would interfere... but how did you even know about Amy being mean to me?"

"You might call it a... twin thing." Katie said as she patted Sammy on her shoulder, "Me and Sadie were always never apart, even though we may or may not be twin sisters, we always look out for each other. Looks like Amy never follow that rule..."

Sammy smiled a little as she got up and sighed. "Well, once me and Amy get back into the room on the other side, she'll probably go back to being mean again... and me being..."

"Look, Sammy, I know it's not much of help, but when your game starts, I want you to TRY and make a friend in that new cast, even if it's someone that may be on the other team..." Bridgette said, comforting her.

Discord then appeared as he snapped his fingers, portal opening next to Sammy as he said, "Okay, special guest stars, time to go."

"Afraid so, and you'll have to drag your mole-faced sister with you." Discord said.

"Remember what we told you, okay?" Bridgette called as Sammy picked up Amy and started going off into the portal.

As Katie smiled... she blinked as she frowned. "Hey wait. I thought the way to portal to this world affected teenager's bodies. Yet, Topher, Jasmine, Beardo, Max, Scarlett, Amy and Sammy came out fine."

Discord smiled a bit as he said, "I was wondering when somebody would notice. See, after the big reveal of you guys being humans to the Mane Six, Twilight and her friends stayed around to fix up the portal from the human world to our world, so that nothing would affect your bodies, any teenager bodies to be precise."

Katie: I hope Sammy tries to make more friends someday... hopefully she can...

Lindsay: As nice as Sammy is to us, it's good to be friends with her.... (pause) For now, though, I'm going to focus a bit on my game... hopefully, we can pull this off.

We later see the Final Seven, Discord, Chef, Twilight, Ben, Celestia, Luna, the CMC and the Dragons watching as Chris was getting himself straightened up, with Felix and Tobias watching.

"Oh, that's great, your majestyl thank you." Chris smiled as he turned to the pirate pony. "Here, here, let me help you out with your robe."

"Oh, why thank you, lad." Tobias said as Chris took the robe from Felix's hands and put it on him.

"There you go, right there..." Chris said as everyone watched in interest, Chris seemed to be taking a while with putting on the robe, "Wouldn't want you catching cold."

"Say, your Majesty, have you ever heard of something called 'The Gypsy Switch'?" Chris asked.

"Well, no..." Tobias said turning around to reveal that his belt and sword holster now contained Chris' referee whistle, but Tobias didn't notice it, "Can't say that I have. Why do you ask?"

"Oh, no particular reason, but remind me to tell you about it next time." Chris said as he was hiding something behind his back, which made Celestia and Luna smile. Chris got the Magnificent Sword of Truth in his hands. "I just want to say, thanks for giving us a good time. We'll hold the memory of this place within our hearts."

"I think it's about time we took our leave." Celestia said, nodding towards the others.

"We really must be going." Chris said as everybody was taking their leave. "It was a great game, though. Good to see you. Good-bye!"

Everyone smiled as they all said their good-byes as the Final Seven, Chris, Chef, Celestia, Luna, Discord, Twilight, Ben, the CMC and the Dragons started going on their way.

Tobias smiled as he sat down on his throne and turned to Felix, "Friendly lot. Don't mind them visiting; wouldn't want them living here, though."
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Scott: It was a good day, today. Not much in the department, but it's getting there.

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Ezekiel: Well, the soccer game was good, but I think things could have been better...

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A few moments later, Felix just happened to look in Tobias' lower area... and yelped when he noticed the whistle in Tobias' sword holster.

Felix started to jump and up and blabber as Tobias looked over to him and frowned.

"Will you stop blabbering?" Tobias frowned as he hit the pirate fox over the head. "What's the matter with you?"

"Your Royal Sword! Those hooligans have stolen your Royal Sword!" Felix jumped as he pointed towards where Chris and the others were leaving.

Tobias then started to laugh as he pulled the whistle out. "Don't be ridiculous, First Mate Felix. What do you think I have in my hands?"

Felix gulped as he took the whistle and blew it. Tobias' eyes widened as he grabbed the whistle with his magic... then he started to get furious. "WHY... DIDN'T... YOU... SAY...SO?!!!"

The ferocious roar that he did again caused the air to start swiveling around, causing Felix's clothes to fall off.
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"Uh-oh..." Twilight said as the CMC and the dragons hopped in the back. "Looks like Tobias just noticed."

"Who cares? We got the sword." Chris smiled as the Final Seven, Luna, Chef and Discord started sitting down. "Now to turn the key..."

"Well, one sword down, one more to go." Celestia said. "Now the question is, what do we do to get the Majestic Sword of Balance off the Mystic Realm's hands? I doubt they'll give it to us that easily..."

"Uh, guys? Pirate King Tobias is coming this way." Ben said, but his words were ignored.

"Usually the Jade Emperor holds it, but when he's not holding it, he usually puts it in safe-keeping... usually inside his palace. It's like a museum in there, that thing, hard to find ANYTHING that's interesting." Celestia explained.

"Well, it's settled. We'll have our next challenge in the Mystic Realm... Lightning Wisdom and Mystic Tao usually like us here." Chris said as he pulled out some keys. "Let me see, was it the skinny one or the round one..."

"GUYS; TOBIAS IS RUSHING TOWARDS THE SPIRE AND HE'S PISSED!" Ben yelled. "AND I MEAN REALLY PISSED! LIKE 'HE'S GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY' PISSED!"

Twilight yelped as she saw the Pirate King Tobias galloping towards them, horn ready to murder.

"Yipe!" Twilight said as Ben ran over and grabbed the keys from Chris and jammed one of them in the keyhole.

Twilight then used a freezing spell to freeze Tobias in his steps, just as he was about to jump inside the castle spire ship. Twilight sighed in relief. "Thank goodness for that thirty minute freezing spell."

"Squad-a-lah, we are off!" Chris said as the ship started to blast off into the sky as everybody else got in their seats, not looking back at Pirate Skull Island.
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Katie: It was like a dream come true, having to visit Pirate Skull Island. I don't think we'll ever see that place again, but if we do see that place or its civilians... it'll be too soon...

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Back at Castle Canterlot, as the castle spire turned upright, and made itself comfortable back in its' own home, Celestia, Luna, Chris, Chef, Discord, Twilight, Ben and the Final Seven were walking out with a satisfied look. As Ben went over to get the CMC and the Dragons out, Celestia sighed. "All in all, a good day."

"Tomorrow will be our trip to the Mystic Realm, but until the-" Celestia started as she opened the door... everyone's eyes widened at the site. "What the...?"

Inside the throne room, Rarity was seen up on the throne, dressed up as Celestia as the eliminated contestants, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were dressed up as Royal Guards.

"Okay, Royal Guards, spears on the ready!" Rarity acted all royal as everyone stood straight, "Feet out, arms straight, jump up and down!"

Everyone then proceeded to follow Rarity as Fluttershy mocked, "Oh, what a tyrant Celestia is!"

"Indeed, Soon to be known as Celestia the first, she's sure to be known as Celestia the Wor-" Rainbow then turned around and yelped as she saw Princess Celestia frowning, with the others just staring in shock. "-uh, the Nicest, Greatest, Loyal, kind to her Subjects..."

"No, no, Rainbow darlin', you're getting it wrong." Rarity frowned, not noticing that everyone had turned around and noticed Celestia by the door. All of them were smiling nervously as they pointed to Rarity. Rarity continued, "You're supposed to call me Garbage, neglectful, simply horrible!"

Rarity yelped as she waved nervously to Celestia. "Oh... P-Princess Celestia! Hello there!"

Celestia then came over to Rarity as she yelped. "I'm in trouble now, aren't I?"

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A few minutes later, Rarity came out, her mane was now shaved into a military style, her eyes were now changed green, and she started wearing army boots.

Everyone was now laughing at Rarity's predicament as Sweetie Belle said, "Looks like I have a big brother now! YAY!"

Rarity: (still speaking in the man voice) Well, at least they didn't come in when we impersonated Twilight and the others.

After a few minutes of exchanging stories, everybody sat down as Chris turned to the Final Seven. "Well, fellas, it looks like we've had a fun day. For most points, though... here's the following... in seventh and sixth place, tied with four, Scott and Noah."

"Fifth and fourth place... Lindsay and Dawn," Chris said. "Third place went to Ezekiel... and finally, it's between Bridgette and Katie... and the person who took first place... well, surprisingly, it tied. Bridgette and Katie showed off some magnificent skills."

"Now, normally, we would ask you to go ahead and enjoy yourselves, but... there's something that came up." Celestia sighed. "Noah, could you please step forward?"

Noah: I don't know what's going on here... but whatever it is, it can't be good.

"Well, Noah... a lot has been going on in the last few days, as you may know." Celestia explained.

"But we looked at the video footage from last night, and we meant to tell you this when you all got here, but everything started happening, we didn't have a lot of time." Luna explained.

The six players in the game, Dawn, Lindsay, Ezekiel, Bridgette, Scott and Katie just watched as Katie was starting to worry.

"Noah, do you remember what happened yesterday?" Celestia asked as everyone watched.

Celestia and Luna sighed as Luna explained. "If you recall last episode, Scott and B were in an identity crisis where they BOTH had B's body. If you recall, Noah PUNCHED the real B in the face, breaking his jaw."

"I'm sorry, Noah. We meant to do this this morning, but everything started going crazy, we decided to delay it." Luna sighed. "You see, last night, B's jaw was indeed broken, but not by a whole lot; Just enough for him to get stitches."

B sighed, "Yeah, sorry about that. I didn't want to draw any more attention to it."

Celestia and Luna then turned towards Noah as Chris said, "Well, in any case, Noah, because of your violent actions, I'm afraid we're going to have to pull you from the game. Accident or no, extreme violence is not tolerated in this game... princesses' rules."

"Don't worry, Katie Kat. I'll live." Noah smiled, patting his girlfriend on the head. "Besides, you've been proving more than enough that it's time for you to become more independent."

"Don't worry; I'll still root for you." Noah smiled. "Until then, I guess working with the others is all right."

Katie smiled as she went over to her friends, Bridgette said, "You'll be all right?"

Scott and Ezekiel looked at each other... as they just now realized they were the last two boys standing.

"That's right. All of the Flying Pegasi will not be winning." Chris said. "Well, congrats to all of you on Final Six!"

"Will our search for the other sword continue? What about the others? Find out next time on..." As we pan away from the castle, the host finishes the intro, "...Total...Drama...EQUESTRIA!!!"
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Meanwhile, back with the others in the quest, so far, everything was quiet as Gwen was looking at the book. "Hmmm... hey guys, another journal entry..."

"Day 55; Today, I met up with the Angel Warrior, wHO has been the gReateSt friEnd in the SidE of YondEr Applebuck. We look at the Geese And bIrds on An opeN Side TenT. She Has, aftEr all, tHe mOst loveLY house on the gRand sIde of the butterball Noose canyon, the Good side of it all. After all, GREEN is my favorIte color, aS is Angel Warrior's. AfTer all, sHE is bRINGing out the Silly side of COLoda vOn diesel flooR."

"Maybe..." Sadie said. "But did you notice something in that journal? This time, two of these words are capitalized, as opposed to all the other random capitalization."

"Hey, you're right. I just noticed green and ring in the word 'Bringing' are capitalized." Sierra said, pointing out the words.

"...Angel Warrior is Original Applejack's friend?" Heather said, looking at the journal entry. "Then why is he trying to kill us, and why does the book refer to him as a girl?"

"Green ring... say, wasn't there something in the pony prophecy on Tuerto involving a green ring?" Cody asked.

"Yeah... the one to defeat Tuerto is the human-turned-pony with the cutie mark of three green rings." Brick said. "But that was already proven to be baloney! We've all been turned into ponies, and we have not seen any cutie marks of us having three green rings. So, it's not a good prophecy..."

"...Maybe that's just it... what if we were looking at it from the PONY's perspective of the eye being dangerous..." Cody paused. "...what if... what if there was a HUMAN side to the story?"

Everyone paused as they looked at each other. This could either be a big discovery... or something really big.

"We better save it for later..." Gwen said. "We can't let the princesses know until we have more proof..."

"Right..." Heather nodded as Gwen closed the book. Until then, they needed another good night's sleep.

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Blaineley was seen sleeping in her bed as her grandmother closed the door. The grandmother sighed as she sat down; her poor granddaughter, once again driven to tears because of Chris. Honestly, she doesn't know why she put up with that cocky man. Maybe it was because she wanted hope in her life.

Blaineley's grandmother sighed as she opened up a drawer and picked up a picture... in that picture were two little girls, playing around in what seemed to be a Christian school.

The grandmother sighed as she tapped her finger on the picture of the girl on the right, the one that had a bit of a dress, and looking like devilish, curved eyes. She then turned to see the other girl, presumably her as a kid, with heavenly eyes and a bow on her head.

"What you would do in a time like this, old friend." Blaineley's grandmother sighed as she put the photo away.

She then heard a knock on the door. She turned and walked over to it as she opened the door. Outside stood a postman, holding a package. "Package for Mildred O'Halloran?"

"She's here, but she's inside." Blaineley's grandmother sighed as she took the package. "I'll give it to her when the time is right."

Blaineley's grandmother nodded as she initialed 'M. A.' on the clipboard and took the package.

Blaineley's grandmother looked as she noticed the name on the package, "Chris McClean, huh? So, looks like he's begging for forgiveness for hurting my granddaughter?"

Blaineley's grandmother sighed as she put the package aside. "Who knows? Who knows?"

Blaineley's grandmother then stood up as if sensing something. "Looks like I'm needed."

Blaineley's grandmother slowly closed her eyes to go to a deep sleep, as if she was talking to someone telepathically...

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Celestia and Luna nodded as they hung up the phone. They walked over to Chris as he asked, "Well?"

"They are going to allow us to play another round in the Mystic Realm." Celestia said.

"Great!" Chris smiled. "Then we can get the second sword while everyone is distracted!"

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We see clips of the next episode, as the announcer spoke, "Next time on Total Drama Equestria..."

We see Mystic Tao smiling as Lightning Wisdom just glared at the Final Six, with somebody new next to them, Lightning Wisdom saying. "You just LOVE to torment my life, don't you?"

"As the challenge goes on in the Mystic Realm...Chris, with some additional help, is getting the Majestic Sword of Balance, but will it be easy?"

"Well, what did you think we did during those days? Sit around in the real world, waiting for something to happen?" A voice said as Chris was surprised at the other people that were here.

"MAJESTIC SWORD OF BALANCE," Lightning Wisdom's eyes widened as his ears twisted around, "Oh no!"

He started running around in a panic, and then tripped over a chair with an epic, crazy look on his face.

"All this and more on the new episode of Total Drama Equestria; Don't miss it!"

Total Drama Equestria

by JusSonic

Episode Nineteen: A Pirate and Pony Show