The Allsparkler of Robots stood in the tallest tower of Cantloot Castle
"This is IMPOSSIBLE! How did they know that we are weak against rattlesnake venom?" And oh boy do they have a lot of rattlesnakes!
The Robots kept fighting, but nothing would halt the invading rattlesnakes.
"I was hoping to do this AFTER the battle for dramatic effect, but it looks like I'm stuck!" Said The Allsparkler
He pressed a button.
The war ships flying over earth i mean horse planet all opened hatches and dropped millions of robots all over. The ships themselves turned into huge robots and began lasering the planet!
"OH NO, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Said Spine.
"YEP" Yelled The Allsparkler
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Swooty and Changeshape stood still, waiting for Twix Bar to do something. Good thing Swooty brought a set of Rockem Sockem Robots with her.
Swooty was the blue side, and Changeshape was the red side. Swooty got a few good hits in at the beginning, but changeshape came back with an uppercut and knocked swootys robots head off!
ROUND 2
Swooty got her revenge by getting 2 head hits in a row! oh man what a great battle! Changeshape attacked back and got another point! Swooty was really getting into this!
ROUND 3
Changeshape got another point
ROUND 4
Swooty put her entire focus into this game! She was just about to get a point when Twix Bar kicked her in the back of the head OH MAN THEY FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE WAR!
Swooty tried to fight back, but Twix Bar was too powerful. Changeshape took the form of a light saber but was still too weak to face Twix Bar!
"ALL ROBOTS! KILL ALL PONIES NOW!" Screamed The Allsparkler from his tower.
"CHANGESHAPE, GO STOP HIM! I'LL KEEP TWIX BAR BUSY!" NO SWOOTY YOU'LL DIE! OH MAN THIS IS A BAD IDEA!
"NO SWOOTY YOU'LL DIE!" Said Changeshape. See Swooty? She Agrees with me!
"NOW!" Ordered Swooty
Changeshape hesitated, but agreed.
"I've been saving this trick for Discord, but looks like I have no choice" Said Swooty.
Swooty charged up her Alicorn power and shot it into her spider legs, giving them a huge power boost.
"Lets finish this 'Twix Bar' " Said Swooty.
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Queen Changeshape ran toward the castle.
"SPINE, COME ON!" She yelled as she turned into a helicopter.
Spine jumped in and they flew up to the tower.
"ALLSPARKLER, CALL OFF THE ROBOTS OR WE WILL KILL YOU NOW!" Said Spine
"YOU FOOLS! THIS WAR IS ALREADY OVER! YOUR RATTLESNAKES ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO MY ARMY" Allsparkler wasn't wrong.
"CHANGESHAPE, FIRE!" Said Spine
She launched 2 missiles and the tower exploded!
King Momba was kinda sad that HE didn't get to destroy the tower.
The Allsparkler fell to the ground below, but was unhurt.
Changeshape turned back to normal. Her and Spine prepared for battle.
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Discord continued to watch from the cloud, reveling in the destruction.
Behind him Marcopolypse appeared.
"I could end this in a moment. PLEASE send me into battle! I MUST BE THE ONE TO KILL SWOOTY BELL!" She was getting really mad.
"Oh settle down! I'll make you a deal! If you're a good girl for the rest of the battle, I'll let you help me destroy the big mean Robots, ok?" Discord is just asking for a smacking right about now.
"I hope Swooty destroys you, you miserable CUR" She replied
"What was that, I couldn't hear you over all of the dying ponies" Said Discord, who was really intantly listening to the death of those poor Ponies.
"Never Mind" And she vanished.
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The Allsparkler launched a bunch of small rockets at Changeshape and Spine, but Changeshape turned into a pogo stick and they bounced out of the way.
"Why are you still fighting? You can't stop the robots! The only way to stop them is TO KILL ME why did I just say that?" The Allsparkler dun goofed.
Changeshape turned into Speed Buggy, and Spine jumped in.
"SPINE, TELL ME THAT I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOU LOVE ME AND THAT I AM REALLY FUNNY AND GOOD AT ROCKEM SOCKEM ROBOTS!" Demanded Changeshape.
"WAH?" Confused Spine
"JUST DO IT!" What is she playing at?
"YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND AND I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE REALLY FUNNY AND GOOD AT ROCKEM SOCKEM ROBOTS!" Said Spine. Boy it felt good to say those words outside of his dreams about Swooty.
Changeshape got a huge friendship power boost.
"SPEED BUGGY BEAM!" She yelled as hundreds of small lasers shot from her.
The Allsparkler fell to the ground, but was still alive.
"You see? You CAN'T defeat me!" He started to laugh.
"SPINE!" Changeshape yelled as she took the form of a huge powerful sword.
Spine grabbed her, and ran at The Allsparkler.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............." Said The Allsparkler.
Spine lifted the sword, and stabbed him through the spark.
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Swooty was grappling with Twix Bar, but was still not strong enough.
"Don't you see My Little Crystal? You have no CHANCE!" She said as she struck Swooty right in the horn, cracking it.
"Did you just call me a crystal?" Asked Swooty
Twix Bar just smiled. Purple magic began to flow from her eyes.
"M......M....MOMBA!" She realized
"You finally figured it out? Well it's too late, you shall take that knowledge TO YOUR GRAVE" Twix Bar yelled as she went for the killing blow.
Just at that moment The Allsparkler exploded.
Throughout the battlefield the Robots began to explode. One ran up to Twix Bar.
"PLEASE HELP I JUST LEARNED THE VALUE OF LOVE" He pleaded just as he exploded, throwing Twix Bar 30 feet across the battlefield.
She was hurt. REALLY hurt. She retreated.
Around the planet Robots began to explode.
The sky lit up as the huge ships exploded.
the despicablecons are defeated.
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Queen Changeshape and Spine watched in horror as the entire race of robots died in a hellish act of genocide.
"YAY" They both yelled and Changeshape kissed Spine on the cheek and he blushed.
They Speed Buggied over to check on Swooty.
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"THE MOST POWERFUL UNICORN? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!" Discord's kinda peeved about the loss
"It WASN'T my fault, it was those robots and-"
"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! YOU'RE AS USELESS AS THAT DAUGHTER OF MINE" Discord's begin kind of a Jerkcord.
Marcopolypse heard the whole thing.
Twix Bar left Discord's party.
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The Swooty Bunch stood in the remains of Cantloot Castle.
"Well, NOW what?" Asked Spine, who had a much better attitude now.
"We have to find a way to reach Discord" Said Swooty.
Suddenly the clouds turned black and everyone screamed because a huge Discord face appeared in the clouds.
"SWOOTY BELL! I AM DONE PLAYING GAMES! I INVITE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS TO MY CRAZY CHAOTIC CASTLE INSIDE OF MT.BADGUY MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Said Discord The Spirit of Chaos and Clouds apparently.
They piled inside of Speed Buggy and headed toward Mt.Badguy.