//------------------------------// // The plan made by a drunk pony // Story: Ponies In Space // by EverlastingKnightmare //------------------------------// [We are fucked,] {No time to laugh, running.} Twi and I were running through the temple towards the back exit as the place was coming down. “Hey you think everypony will be alright?” I look over my shoulder at Twilight. “Meh, they’l be fine.” I stared at her a moment before shrugging and looking back ahead. I saw he exit! [FREEDOM! Again.] I kicked down the door and looked around. “Oh my night a motorcycle! I’m driving you get in the side car!” I jumped on it and Twi jumped into the side car. “Wait arn’t you going to put on a helmet?” She gave me a concerned look as I started the bike. “Nope!” I laugh like a mad pony and shot down into the sand. “Fleetwood, sir! They escaped out the back!” Fleetwood’s eye twitched slightly. “Then let’s get after him! NOW WILCOX!” Wilcox mumbles something before spinning the car around and seeing a highway. Luna stared at it blankly before saying. “Has that been there the whole time?” Fleetwood and Wilcox nodded slowly before face-hoofing. “GET A MOVE ON!” She ordered making them both jump. “EVERYPONY FOLLOW WITH! WE ARE NOT LETTING HIM GET AWAY!” All the vehicles roared to life and began following Wilcox, Fleetwood, and Luna’s car out onto the highway. “WE ARE HOME FREE!” I shouted still laughing. Twilight was scared witless, looking forward with wide eyes. “I NEVER REMEMBER YOU BEING THIS CRAZY!” She shouted over the engine. “LOOKS LIKE YOU NEVER GOT TO KNOW ME!” [FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DON”T HAVE A CASUAL TALK! IT DOS NOT END WELL!] And Full was right! Lazer’s had started shooting at us from behind. “FUCK!” I yelled and reached into my saddlebag. I gave Twi the lazer pistol. “I HOPE YOUR NOT A PASSIVIST!” She shook her head with a grin. “NOPE!” With her magic she aimed back and started firing randomly at our followers. “HOLY SHIT! MOVE!” Fleetwood yelled as a lazer pasted by his head. Wilcox swerved out of the way of a few but behind them their vehicles started to pile up and wreak. “Well, fuck.” Fleetwood muttered. “OI! NICE SHOT!” I yelled over to Twilight. “I LEARNED HOW TO SHOOT FROM APPLEJACK!” She yelled back. “BUT WE’RE STILL BEING CHASED!” I look back to see a car speeding towards us. I Look around franticly before spotting a mall. “QUICK! INTO THAT RANDOMLY PLACED MALL!” He drives off the freeway and looks as tho he is going to crash into the mall but suddenly turns into parking spot. “FUCK!” Wilcox yelled as he was right behind them when they turned, at the speed he was going there was no stopping. “WILCOX YOU IDIOT!” Fleetwood and Luna yelled at the same time as the car broke down the front door to the ,all and crashed into a popcorn. The car was turned over. Fleetwood shot up and ran over to Luna. “Luna! Are you alright?” He crouched next to her as she slowly got up. “Yes I’m fine.” “ARGH! IT BURNS! IT BURNS SO MUCH! ARGH THE PAIN!” Luna and Fleetwood looked over at Wilcox who was covered in hot butter and oil. “Oh don’t be such a baby Wilcox.” Luna’s horn glowed. “Now that that’s out of the way, let’s go get a drink.” I laughed and walked into the mall where the door use to be. “That’s was actually very fun.” Twilight laughed along with me as we neared a bar. “So, which one of us is paying?” “If what I think happens, happens. The neither of us.” I laughed. [I see what your planning, and I approve.] {Nothing can go wrong!} We entered the bar and took a seat by the counter. I looked at the bar keep. “I will have a Skittles please.” He nodded and walked off. Twilight gave me a look. “That’s some strong stuff, you sure you can handle it?” I nodded with a grin. “I’m going to have to be drunk off my ass if my plan is going to work.” She gave me a long, confused look before sighing and ordering wine. After Luna healed Wilcox (To stop his whining) they all decided to go get a drink. Before entering Fleetwood and Luna began talking about something that did not interest Wilcox in the slightest so he just walked in as Night was downing his drink. “THERE YOU ARE! LUNA! FLEETWOOD I FOund..........fuck.” He said right before a bar stool broke on his face. Night stood tall. Fleetwood, Wilcox, and Luna vs. Drunk Father Night, and Twilight with a light buzz. [AND BEGIN!] “BOOM HEAD SHOT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” He laughs drunk off his ass. Fleetwood took notice and tred to tackle him but Night easily grabbed him and throw him into a wall. Wilcox was up and staring down Twilight. “Hey, heh, hey Twilight! What would Starswirl The Bearded do now? Run!” Just then Twilight flew across the bar and tackled him, beating him savagely. Fleetwood got up and grabbed a beer bottle and broke the end off on a table. “Oh, I got you now!” Out of no where Twilight brakes a chair over his head, making him fall over. Luna charged towards Twilight but she threw her agents the wall with her magic. “LUNA!” Fleetwood get’s up and tackles Twilight, struggling to remain conscious he starts to hit her until he finally passes out. Twilight got up and glared at him before walking over to Night. “Now what?” She asked him as he swayed a little. “MY GOOD MAN!” He says in a drunken voice pointing at the bar keeper. “This guy.......This guy right here is going to be paying for everything. Ok? Ok, bye bye now!” He pointed at Fleetwood and began stumbling out the door with Twilight following close behind.