"DISCORD! I'M DONE WITH THIS STUPID ADVENTURE! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF DEATH!" Screamed Twilight Purple who was also standing in the center of the destroyed Horse Town U.S.A.
The clouds turned dark and some trees died and all of the animals ran away in terror and a puppy died as Discord appeared in front of her.
"What is this? A CHALLENGE? From you? What even are you?" Asked Discord because he was confused because Twilight Purple has pony hair and a horn but she is also half Grimace here is a picture.
"I AM DONE FIGHTING ALONG SIDE THAT STUPID SWOOTY BELL!" Twilight was ready to rumble!
"What, may I ask, has caused this rift?" Asked Discord and he's suddenly dressed like a psychiatrist
"SHE THINKS SHE BETTER THAN ME AND ALSO BECAME AN ALICORN AND I WANT TO SAVE THE DAY ALSO SHE'S BLACK!" OH SNAP NO SHE DIDN'T
Discord gasped
"So you are not only foolish enough to challenge me, but you're also a RACIST? That does it, I'm going to give you a nice big dose of chaos, and by that I mean I am going to kill you" Said Discord who was really just covering up for his own racism against the Care Bears.
Twilight zapped at him but he dodged it and then it happened 2 more times I don't know I'm not here to impress you.
So yeah they did some fighting. Discord tossed a tree at Twilight and Twilight jumped out of the way and shot at him with her harpoon gun or something man this sure is a boring battle. You'd think a battle with a Discord and a Grimace would be more fun.
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beneath Horse Town U.S.A, Swooty could hear the battle happening.
"Oh man I better hurry building this thing I'm building from these blueprints I found" Swooty was really working hard here.
She turned a few nozzles and hot glued some other things and she was really making progress despite all of the noise from above.
She was nearly complete when she hit a roadblock.
"To turn on, say 'turn on' but in Mr.McMeanys voice" she read from the manual.
She looked around the lab for a while and found an old VHS and she put it into her VCR she had brought with her.
"Are you tired of paying thousands over market for used cars? If so come on down to MR.MCMEANYS USED CARS! I've get every make and model form the last 10 years! HURRY UP I NEED MONEY TO FEED MY FAMILY! Come on down to Mr.McMeanys USED CARS! Right off of highway i-270. Go down Applecheek Road and TURN ONto McMeany ave" It was a commercial for Mr.McMeanys used cars! I bet you forgot he used to be a used car salesman from New Jersey didn't you?
Swooty uploded the tape to her laptop and used Windows Movie Maker to edit it.
She walked up to the machine with her laptop and pressed play.
"TURN ON' Said McMeanys voice.
The device turned on.
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Queen Changeshape and Spine arrived at the border of Cantloot.
"Oh great, it's overrun with evil robots and sadness, just like my heart" Said Spine.
"This is awful. We can't wait for Swooty. Spine, do you know anyone who can help us in this battle?" Asked The Queen.
"Nah, just an army of 20,000 rattlesnakes. Not sure how much help THEY could be" Said Spine.
The Queen looked at him in disbelief for 3 straight minutes.
"CALL THE RATTLESNAKES!" She demanded
"Ok ok, no need to get mad at me, I already hate myself enough as it is" Laying it on a bit thick aren't we Spine?
He put his mouth near the ground and screamed
"HEY RATTLESNAKES!"
The Rattlesnakes burst from the ground and immediately charged at the robots. Queen Changeshape and Spine followed.
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Swooty climbed into the device she had built.
"Oh man this is great! I'll have no trouble getting out of this hole NOW!" She said
Swooty began climbing up the steep hole she had fallen into.
Swooty emerged from the hole.....with a new set of robotic spider legs.
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Twilight Purple was hurt on the ground.
"If only I still had my pony friends" She said
"Pony friends? My dear, you have NO ONE!" Said Discord as he raised her into the air using Crazy Chaotic Magic
"I was wrong.......Swooty will stop you!" Twilight what are you doing we LIKED hating you!
"Swooty? She is NOTHING! I will rule this entire planet, and with my new group of allies, I shall return to Equestria and dethrone those pretty pony princesses! And after that, I shall destroy the OTHER Twilight!" Discord was rambling.
Twilight Purple had no idea what he was talking about.
Swooty Bell emerged from the hole just as Discord rose Twilight 100 feet into the sky.
"NO, TWILIGHT! I KNOW YOU'RE A RACIST BUT I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DIE" Swooty was just being nice.
Discord looked at Swooty Bell and smiled.
He let go of Twilight and disappeared.
"I'LL CATCH YOU" Said Swooty Bell but she tripped because she's not used to the spider legs.
Twilight hit the ground and made a funny Twilight Purple shaped crater.
Swooty ran to the crater.
It was full of nothing but blood, organs, and a Grimace Foot.
Twilight Purple was dead.