"Trixie!" Twilight kick opened Trixie's room door, Kamina style. If you don't know who is Kamina stop reading now, this fic is not for you. Seriously, the Kamina reference is the most universal you will see here, if you don't got that you will be lost for the rest of the fic..
Anyway, were was I?
Oh right, Twilight entered Trixie's room, right in time to see Trixie in all her naked glory, putting her combat uniform for one last time. Twilight blushed furiously and looked away.
"Twilight." Trixie greeted her as if nothing happened. "Next time please knock first. Kick opening a door is rude, especially if it's the Great and Powerful Trixie's room."
"Oh, I''m sorry." Twilight started to apologize, still not daring to look at the azure mare. "But I was worried and in a hurry-- Wait!" She cut herself and looked Trixie directly. "Don't change the subject and explain this to me!" Twilight held in her right hand a flyer that showed Trixie and Rainbow Dash facing each other with the Great Mazinger's and the Getter Dragon's silhouettes behind them. The flyer was announcing a showdown at high noon between the two pilots.
"Trixie doesn't see what part is hard for you to understand." The unicorn replied as deciding which bra to wear, the one with flames or the white one. (Author's note: we all want it to be the flames one.)
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"C'mon girls, please?" On the other side of the town, at Sweet Apple Acres, a blue and rainbow pegasus was talking ti her friends. "You know I can't pilot the Getter G alone, I need you two. We're a team!"
"Sorry sugarcube, but the answer is no." Applejack was cleaning her barn with Rarity's help when Rainbow appeared.
"Indeed. Why do you want us to participate in such a savage activity?"
"First of all. Rarity, just last month you were shredding mechanosaurus to nothing with a giant drill. You lost any right to call something 'savage'." Rainbow Dash answered, making Rarity to blush a little. "Come on, she already said yes and Spike with Derpy already designed and scattered flyers everywhere."
"Should think 'bout that before sayin' anythin'." The farm pony didn't bothered to look back as she continued with her chores.
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"But you saver her life!" Twilight said in a desperate attempt to stop this.
"Trixie knows." The magician was now considering if wearing the combat helmet or the wizard's hat.
"And she saved your life." With the fan service off Trixie properly dressed, Twilight was looking at her, trying to stop this.
"Trixie knows too." Tossing away the helmet and putting her old hat on. "In fact, the smart and quick Trixie can tell you that the count is five to four in Trixie's favor without counting the fight with the Ankoku Daishogun,"
"Then why are you two about to fight?" She couldn't understand. Twilight knew that Trixie and Rainbow managed to put their differences aside and stay in friendly terms since that first time when one of them saved the other's life. Back in the fight for the Crystal Empire, when a well timed Trixie drove the Great Mazinger between a heavily damaged Getter Poseidon and a rain of overheated plasma fired from hundreds of enemy cannons. "What do you want to prove?"
"That Trixie is the best. Also that Trixie's Mazinger is superior to anything piloted by Rainbow Dash." Her uniform was done; black sports pants with white boots. Black bra with red flames painted on it. Hat in her head, she decided to put her cape over her shoulders, Trixie thought that the image was good but incomplete. "What do you think Sparkle. Is the amazing and spectacular Trixie a good sight?" Opening her arms for Twilight to watch how the tight and limited fabric left little to imagination about Trixie's curved body.
'Trixie's great and powerful curves.' The purple unicorn thought as she blushed, trying to look away but failing at it. 'Why isn't she wearing something more protective?'' Steam coming from her ears and nose bleeding a river. Trixie poked her side without a response.
"Trixie will take that as a 'yes'." Trixie finally found the last piece missing. A pair of orange triangle shades. "The Great and Powerful Trixie is ready."
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"For the last time, Rainbow. We're not goin' to aid you on this." Applejack shut the farm's door, making a loud 'wham' noise and went to the house with Rarity walking alongside her. Both had their eyes closed and noses high, avoiding to make any eye contact with Rainbow Dash.
"Oh well, I will have to tell Trixie she wins." Rainbow sighed in defeat. "Mare, I'm never gonna hear the end of this." She and Rarity sat down at the table while Applejack went to the kitchen. Both her friends oblivious to her angst. Or that till certain octogenarian pony kicked the door open (the Kamina is strong in this one).
"JUST WHAT I THE [buysomeapples] DID I JUST HEARD?!" Granny Smith war cryied, waving another flyer in her hand just as Applejakc returned from the kitchen. "You three, explain this to me!" Although she was one of the oldest and most peaceful ponies in town, that didn't meant she wasn't intimidating when the occasion required it. The three mares looked like a bunch of bunnies caught by a bright light. "I didn't built the Getter to fight in a fillies show."
"Don't ya worry granny." Applejack, living with her, knew how to handle it. "There's no fightin' happenin'."
"Oh, good." Granny Smith calmed down and sat at the table with them. Applejack started to serve some tea. "When I spent all those months upgrading the Getter, it was to protect Equestria, not to show it off, defeating another robot." That, right there. Rainbow wasn't a manipulative pony, and chess bored her to no end. But even she could tell that there was an opening for her.
"Yeah, it would be a waste anyways." Rainbow began, stretching her arms as faking a yawn. "Trixie has no sense of restraining and we may need the Getter someday again."
"Ah don't like yer tone, young lady. What do ya mean by that?" Granny glared at the Getter Dragon's pilot.
"Nothing, nothing at all." The ace flyer and pilot raised her arms defensively. "But the Great Mazinger can fire thunder and all, it's not likely for the Getter to get out unscratched against that."
"Oh ya think so?" Black Smith Apple raised with an air of pride. "Ma Getter is as strong as any Mazinger and you three will prove it. Now go and pilot that thing and bring home the gold." Rarity and Applejack could only look in amazement how Rainbow managed to get them into this.
"Clever girl." Muttered the farm pony.
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"Hellooo Ponyville." A pink voice called through the speakers in the improvised stadium outside town. Rows and rows of seats were arranged for the occasion as the crowd cheered and shouted for it. "Here we are, to presence the last Robot Fight in Equestria." Another roar of cheers was heard from the sea of ponies. "Here's your narrator, Pinkie Pie, and to help me with this is a pony that doesn't need presentation. Princess Luna!"
"Thank you, my little pony. Here we are to see the last encounter between mechanical titans." Luna spoke with her natural voice. A loudspeaker would be redundant. "Although, we would like to remind the audience that this is only a friendly encounter. Just for fun and by no means supposed to be taken serious."
"Are you describing the fight or the fic?" Pinkie added. "Anyways, here comes the challenged." As on cue, three big jets were approaching from far away. One red, another blue and a yellow one. "Princess?"
"Just Luna will suffice." Luna replied. "Apparently, the G-Squadron decided to make an spectacle out of their incoming."
"Change Poseidon. Switch on!" Applejack ordered as the jets formed in line with the yellow one in front. The three machines combined into a short but thick robot.
"First, we have the Getter Poseidon." Luna commented. "Built for submarine combat, it's structure is designed to endure the highest pressures down in the ocean floor." The ponies cheered for Applejack.
"But that doesn't mean it can't fight on the ground too. Applejack knows how to use the Poseidon's weight in her favor if the ranged attacks doesn't work." The Poseidon shoot its missiles to the sky, where they exploded in a flash of light.
"Open Get!" With Applejack's command, the Getter Poseidon disassembled into the three machines again. This time, the blue one was on front as Rarity said.
"Change Liger. Switch on!" The robot was the opposite to the Poseidon. The Getter Liger was thin and tall. A drill where its right arm should be.
"Next is the Getter Liger." The night alicorn continued her description. "Despite is fragile appearance, this robot works for ground and underground. The drill is powerful enough to cut diamond and dig at high speeds under the earth."
"And outside the earth it's faster than you could believe." True to Pinkie's words, Rarity drove the Liger high in the sky and maneuvered around the stadium for all the ponies to see. Although she didn't wanted to be part of this, the dressmaker enjoyed the cheers from the audience.
"Open Get!" Again ,the Getter was no more and the machines flew in different directions. But this time, instead of flying back into formation, the three of them surrounded the place, describing circles in every possible direction until.
"CHANGE! GETTER DRAGON!" Rainbow Dash shouted with all the strength of her lungs, the machines gathered immediately at the center of the arena .
"And finally, the main formation and leader of the G-Squadron." Luna said as the yellow and the blue jets formed a torso with legs and arms. "Designed to adapt in combat, from close to ranged, airborne and grounded."
"A true jack-of-all-stats. Piloted by a real hot-blood, Rainbow 'Danger' Dash. Forty meters and two hundred sixty-four tons of sheer power. The Mechanical Red Baron, the Getter Rays Beast, the Final Attack... The Getter Dragon!"
"SWITCH ON!" The red jet became a head and two shoulder pads. It attached to the rest of the mecha, forming an imposing red robot. It's head was crowned by three spikes, plus two more coming out of its mouthpiece. The Getter Dragon closed it's fists as green energy sparkled from it. The stadium exploded in cheers and applause. Finally, the giant robot descended to the ground ans stood still with it's arms crossed over it chest. Waiting for an worthy opponent.
"And now, in the challenger's corner." Pinkie called.
The ground started to shake, slightly at first but growing int a full earthquake as part of it moved like a door to give way for something else. "With thirty-five meters of height and weighting forty-five tons." Slowly, a metallic structure raised from inside the earth. Black and white with dark blue limbs and a red 'V' plate on its chest. It's face had a grill over its mouth and two antennas pointing to the sky instead of ears. Finally, two plates shaped like a crowd over its head. "The Black Metal Castle, the Z-Alloy Titan, the Ultimate Defense. Let's give a warm welcome to... The Great Mazinger!"
"HERE WE GO!" Trixie's voice shouted from the skies above. "PILDER! ON!" A small red jet descended over the Great Mazinger's head and docked inside the opened gap in the robot's head. The cockpit's glass opened to reveal Trixie, who raised an arm to greet all the ponies gathered around her. "Rainbow Dash, heard this. This robot is powerful enough to become a god or a devil. Trixie is wise enough to not try to be a god and knows better from being a devil." Her finger pointing defiantly to the Getter. "But the Great and Powerful Trixie is not above using it's terrible power to prove herself as the best." Trixie sat down at the cockpit and grabbed the Great Mazinger's controls.
"MAZIN GO!" At her command, the cockpit closed and the Mazinger's eyes glowed golden. The mecha raised its arms and a thunder felt from the sky, hitting it and surrounding the titan with sparks of pure electricity. The audience couldn't be more pleased, chanting and shouting Trixie's and the Mazinger's names.
"Oh yeah? Well, I'll show you who is the boss here you braggart punk." Rainbow shot back as the Getter started to walk. The same did the Mazinger till both mechas were face to face.
"HALT!" Princess Celestia's voice roared from the Royal Skybox. Twilight thanked Celetia for stopping this madness. Or so she thought until Pinkie's narration proved the purple unicorn wrong.
"By request of her Majesty, Princess Celestia herself will serve as referee for this special occasion."
'FFFFFFFUUUUUUU' Thought Twilight as Celestia flew from her seat to in between the two robots. She conjured a white and golden light that completely covered her. When the light dissipated, she wasn't wearing her royal attire but instead a black and white stripped shirt, a black baseball cap and a whistle hanging in her neck.She motioned both pilots to open their cockpits to listen her instructions
"Now, I want a clean fight. No outside aid, no extra equipment and attacking directly to the cockpit will end in disqualification. Since this is a friendly encounter, no Theme Music Power Ups." Rainbow and Trixie nodded in agreement to the terms. "Also, the match is over when one of the fighters can't stand anymore, there's no need to continue after that so any Finishing Move is forbidden. Now shake hands." Both, the Mazinger and the Getter took each other hand ans shocked it.
"May the best pilot win." Trixie said through the communicator.
"Yeah, sure. You just give a good fight." Rainbow answered. Both turned around and waited for Celestia's signal to start.
"BEGIN!" Howled the white alicorn.