Twilight rubbed her temples with her hooves. “Ok, Discord what happen to Chrysalis?”
“Nope!” Discord said with a huge smile on his face; right before he was slammed into the ceiling again.
A familiar scene played out in front of Twilight as the spirit blew himself up again.
“Do that too many times and I might start to enjoy it.” Discord said as he rubbed his head. “I would like to explain the events that have entertia-er damaged our dear prince.”
“Uge!” Twilight groaned as she lied back on her bed. “Fine I don't care just start somewhere.”
“So I knocked on his door-”
Blueblood open the door slowly his two friends relaxing in his room.
“Hey kids. How are you doing?” Discord asked as he walked in with Hiss right behind him.
One of Blueblood’s friends tried to get up off the couch. Discord raised his claw to the stallion “Hey keep chillin.” The stallion laid back down with a look of fear in his eyes. Discord gave him the thumbs before addressing everypony in the room. “You know who we are? We’re associates of your business partner, Marsellus Wallace.” He paused and looked around the room. “You do remember your business partner don't you?” He asked sternly. No one answer. “Now, let me take a wild guess here.” Discord went on. He looked between the two stallions that were there with Blueblood “You’re Brett, right?” He asked as he pointed to the stallion eating at the table.
“Yeah.” Brett said with a tone of defeat.
“I thought so.” Discord started address the stallion Brett directly and walked up to him. “You remember your business partner, Marsellus Wallace, don’t you, Brett?”
“Yeah.” Brett answered nervously. “I remember.”
“Good.” Discord stated. “Looks like me and Hiss caught you colts at breakfast.”
As if cued, Hiss walked over to Blueblood’s bar and started helping herself to their meal.
“Sorry about that.” Discord went on. “What are you having?”
"Vegi-burgers." he answered slowly, as if trying to figure out if the lord of chaos was asking an actual question, or if he had an edge to something so simple.
"Vegi-burgers!” Discord exclaimed. “The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.”
“That’s enough, Discord.” Twilight said as she rolled her eyes. “You really think I haven't read Tarantino’s work?”
“Well, then there is only one thing to ask.” The spirit smirked. “What was in the briefcase?”
“There are a number of hypotheses, my favorite is the one where-.” Twilight went wide eyed and shook her head; she then glared at the trickster.
“Somepony’s a fan.” Discord sang as he started flying circles above Twilight and her bed.
“Discord!” Twilight yelled. “You have turned my whole world upside down in less than a week!”
A flash of light Twilight bed turned into a couch. The force of the spell made her lay down on her back. Discord appeared in very tall chair. He wore glasses and held a quill with paper.
“We need to find the source of your anger.” Discord said with an english accent.
“It’s not far.” Twilight said through clenched teeth. “Discord if you just give me a straightforward and honest explanation I’ll do anything you ask.”
Discord looked at her over his glasses. “Anything?”
“But just one thing.” Twilight quickly pointed out.
Discord threw his writing utensils up in the air and everything went back to normal in a flash of light. “Deal,” he said. “I want you to have a sleepover with me.”
“A what!?” Twilight nearly yelled.
“Invite all the girls and we can braid each others manes.” Discord clarified.
“I-I-I” Twilight stammered. “W-what are you up to?”
Discord put his claw on his chest and looked hurt. “Can I not have a wonderful night with my friends after missing them all week?”
“Fine,” Twilight said in a defeated voice. “I’ll let the girls know. Now please start with Chrysalis.”
Discord stood up from his chair and dispelled it. “Oh, Hiss, darling.”
Twilight’s door cracked and the changeling in disguise poked her head in. She had an annoyed scowl on her face; most likely from the tone Discord was taking with her.
“Take the night off, dear.” He said in a sweet voice.
Hiss silently closed the door.
“You know.” Discord smirked and looked over at Twilight. “Explaining all this is going to take all night.” There was a twinkle in the corner of his eye.
Twilight sighed. “It’s not like you haven’t spent the night in my bed before-ooff!”
Discord nearly knocked the air out of Twilight as he tackled her on the bed. He forcefully snuggled her as she tried to get away from his grip. Twilights fur stood on its in as she unsuccessfully pulled herself from Discord arms.
“Why do you resist?” Discord purred. “I know you missed me to.”
“That doesn't mean you can treat me like a stuff animal!” Twilight grunted.
Discord suddenly let go of her; the rubber band effect nearly flung Twilight off the bed.
Bewilder, Twilight looked back at Discord and saw that he looked a little surprised. “You really did miss me?”
Twilight discontented demeanor finally subsided. “Why wouldn’t I? You're my friend Discord just like the girls and Spike.” Twilight gave him a smile the first one all evening.
Discord didn’t return the smile. Instead he started grumbling under his breath. He did, however, felt a little better about the evening.
“Come my princess, let me tuck you in and I’ll tell you a story.”
A/N: Yea so Discord has been friend zoned if no one caught on to that.