The Adventure of Má

by Jollonqë


Chapter II: The Canterlot Surprise

Chapter: II: The Canterlot Surprise

Má awoke in shock. A weird warmth was upon him. He opened his eyes and saw that he was laying on some kind of yellow sand. It was more yellow then anything he had ever seen. He looked around and saw the greener grass in the distance and the bluer sky above and a big brigh-{t}-. ‘AGH!,’ he screamed after looking directly into the great lantern known to us as the sun. He fell on his back in pain. When he reopened his eyes he saw a great lake. ‘Mh, I could use some water by now,’ he thought to himself. He began drink from it, but quickly found it to be very, very salty. ‘What kind of horrifying place is this,’ he said out loud. He looked around frantically and ran towards the only thing he still trusted, the plains of green.

Many miles he ran until he came to a halt. That happened when he found a mountain. He looked at it. The mountain just stood there, all tall and powerful. ‘From there I'll be able to see just where I am,’ he thought to himself . Má began climbing it. It took quite a time for him to climb up. It was because it become colder and colder as he came closer to the top. Cold. That was quite a weird feeling, one he’s never had before.
It slowed him down severely. As did the freezingly cold white stuff that lay upon the upper mountain.

Eventually he arrived at the ice-cold snowy top. From there he could see the whole land. No, not the whole land.
The land stretched out very far. Even so far, that a part of it was out of his viewing. He looked around and found something resting upon the side of the mountain. It was golden, white and purple. It was the weirdest kind of rock formation he had ever seen. Especially the golden part, for most of it was on top. One of these pillars was the furthest away. In this he saw a challenge.
Jumping there would be quite a thrill. He stepped back a few hoofsteps and ran towards it. At the last moment he jumped. He flew. The wind even tried to slow him down. But it fail in doing so. He landed on the pillar.

He was just standing there, looking at the distance he jumped, when three guards appeared, clothed in shining plates. ‘Sir, why are you here upon the roof, you are disturbing the peace,’ said one of the guards. ‘This is a roof?,’ asked Má. ‘Yes it is,’ said another, ‘don’t act like you don’t know such a thing.’ ‘Now speak up,’ said the first, ‘why are you here?’ ‘I’m here because I wanted to be here,’ said Má proudly, thinking it was a question of wondering rather than an interrogation. ‘HWAAAH. I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS,’ yelled the first guard, ‘ARREST HIM!’ The guards all quickly approached Má. He quickly ran off. Jumping from pillar to pillar with the guard giving furious chase. Má continued to run and ran through the closing gate. He made a slide underneath the big iron door and escaped that strange and yet at the same time majestic place.

He continued galloping along the path downwards. The guards had stopped chasing him. He had clearly outran them and they returned to their posts in defeat. He laughed at their defeat as he looked back at the cas-{tle}-.
He ran into a rather big creature. ‘Are you alright,’ asked the creature with a fair voice. It was non other than Princess Celestia. She helped him up. ‘Thank you,’ he said. ‘This one seams to be friendlier than the ones from before,’ he thought. ‘um, may I ask you what this place is called?’
‘Why of course. This is the royal capital of Canterlot.’
‘Capital. The capital of what,’ he asked nervously, for he had never heard of that place.
‘I see, you aren’t from around here, are you.’
‘N-no, I’m not.’
‘Who are you,’ she asked him.
‘I’m named Má,’ he said proudly.
‘And I’m Celestia, nice to meet you.’
‘Celestia, could you tell me in what direction the land of Equestria lays.’
‘I can do even better.’
‘How so.’
‘Just follow me and you’ll see,’ said Celestia as she began walking towards the castle. Má followed, even though he didn’t wish to see those guards again.
Especially that really grumpy one.

They arrived in the castle and went towards the archives. Before it stood two of the royal guard. They recognised Má. In a instance they pointed their spears forward towards the deer.
‘What is the meaning of this?!,’ said Celestia.
‘Princess,’ said the right guard, ‘this rascal has, just moments ago, disturbed the peace of Canterlot.’
‘Then take him into custody,’ said Celestia, ‘and then come tell me what exactly had happened.’
Thus he was taken by the two guards, away from the archives and his chance to find Equestria. They took him deep underground. While going down it became darker and darker and it quickly became to dark to see. The horns of the guards suddenly began shining. They went even deeper until they arrived in an old abandoned dungeon. There they locked Má locked in one of the chambers and left him behind. Now he was there, in darkness. In time his eyes began to see more, although not as much as he would have hoped.

It was not long until the brilliant idea of escape came to him. He searched his imprisonment for something to execute this plan with. There was absolutely nothing in his cell. He looked at the door and felt it. It had some very rusty hinges. This gave him the genius idea to furiously kick the hinges repeatedly. He kicked it. The door was still standing. He kicked it again.
The door was still standing. He kicked for a third time. It broke! His plan had succeeded! The door fell down with a very loud clatter. Quickly he found his way to the stairs. But upon the stair hoofsteps could be heard. It was Celestia, who had almost reached the dungeons. Luckily Má, in his moment of panic, did not forget he about his gifted speed. He rushed up the stairs and past the Princess.
But suddenly, he didn’t proceed upon the stairs as there was a yellowish glow around him. It was Celestia’s magic!
He was being floated back! Má feared the unfair judgement he would just about to receive.
‘All is well,’ said Celestia to him, ‘Hasta was under a lot of stress when he found you. His mare is just about to have a foal.
So I’ve given him the day off of duty.’
Má was set back on the ground. There was no judgement.
‘Well, the archives await,’ she said happily.

When they finally arrived in the archives, Princess Celestia found him an old withered scroll. By unrolling, it showed that it was a map.
Má took a gaze upon it. There were numerous place upon it. Canterlot was quickly found. He used Canterlot and the mountain as points to find the waters from which he had drunken. He pointed at the waters and asked ‘Why does the water here taste so … repulsive?’
‘Repulsive? ... oh, you mean salty.’
‘Quite possibly, yes.’
‘That’s because it’s the sea.’
That’s the sea?,’ he asked in denial, ‘the sea is just a giant pool, filled with bad tasting water?
And not the unbordered plain, from which life comes?’
‘Where do you come from,’ asked Celestia on a concerned and slightly demanding tone.
‘I come from the land we only know as land. It has no sea nor day, night or stars.’
‘But, how did you get here.’
‘I, ran off of the land,’ he said in embarrassment.
‘Ha, you’re quite a bright one, aren’t you?,’ she joked, ‘so that’s how you came to Equestria?’
‘Oh, so this is Equestria?,’ he said excited, ‘tell me of the day, the night and the stars!’
‘I shall,’ she said while looking outside, ‘or you’ll see yourself.’
The sky had darkened since he ‘arrived’ in Canterlot. Má was suddenly overwhelmed wih the feeling of sleep. He heard celestia talk but he couldn’t understand her. Eventually he didn’t even hear her, nor see her. He was asleep.

Má awoke in his hut. ‘That’s weird,’ he thought to himself as got out of his bed, ‘How did I get here’. There was no mistaking, this was his hut. He stretched his legs for a bit before trotted outside. When he opened the door he couldn’t believe what his eyes were showing him. Everywhere were fires, burning the woods and huts. The Great Mountain was crumbling down into just a pathetic pile of pebbles. The ground began to shake as a figure appeared upon the bridge. It was big and menacing.
It said its name was Tooömmio and that this land will crumble into the abyss. Which it spontaneously did. It crumbled like a cookie would. The landcrumbs fell into a lightless abyss. The abyss of forgotten worlds. It was filled with creatures of horribly miss-made design. Eye-draining smells were floating about. Má became scared by all of this. So scared that he woke up in a lovely guestroom within Canterlot castle.

He got out of bed and exited the room. He searched around the castle for Celestia, looking into all the rooms he came across. He found Guestrooms, storage rooms, toilet rooms, the main hall and the guardroom. In the guardroom were a couple of guards playing some sort of card game. When they saw Má they invited him to play along. ‘No, thanks,’ he said, ‘I’m actually in a hurry. I’m looking for Celestia. Has any of you seen her?’ ‘Sadly for you,’ said the guard with most of the cards, ‘the princess has left for royal duties. She’ll be back in about three days, so that wouldn’t be too long.’ Má didn’t know what or how long a day was, let alone three. But he trusted his word on the length. Má took a seat on one of the empty cushion next to the table.
‘So,’ he asked, ‘how is this game played?’


Chapter: IIB: The Woods under the Sky

‘Where am I’: Thought Ielma to himself while waking up in one of the many forest bushes. He got up and trotted around for a bit. The forest was dark and sinister. The thought of staying there much longer frightened Ielma. So he started searching for a path leading out. What he ultimately found was a hut, just there, in the distance. He trotted over and knocked on the door. ‘Who is there at my door,’ said a voice as the door opened, ‘Where do you come here for.’
Now there was a creature standing before him. It’s coat was coloured black and white and it was wearing golden rings, around both the neck and a foreleg.
‘I’m lost and I’d like to know where I am,’ answered Ielma.
‘Well, come on in, And let the explaining begin.’
The zebra told him about the Everfree forest and Ponyville. She told all of it in rime, which surprisingly didn’t take much thinking time. He then told her of his friend, asking her if she could help him in his search.
‘Go to Ponyville’s mayor mare. Search in numbers she with you will share.’
‘Alright,’ said Ielma, ‘could you show me the way.’
She took him outside and pointed him in the direction of Ponyville. She then told him were to find this so called mayor mare. Ielma thanked Zecora for her time and went on his way to Ponyville.