PRINCESS MI AMORAY EEL CADENZA
"Preenting her royal highness Princess Mi Amore Cadenza!"
The chariout came out of the sky and landed infront of the waiting crwod. The door opened, and an enourmous pink eel (dressed n full regalia) flopped out of it.
The crowd cheered. All of them except for Twilight.
"Wait, that's isn't Cadence!" She cried out.
"Duh, of course it is Twi, didin't you hear the guy just say?" Replied Rainbow, with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah but-"
"Look Twi, how could that not be Cadence?" Rainbow pointed over to 'Cadence', who was thrashing around on the floor and making gasspijng noises.
"But it's an eel!"
"Twilight, I know after the whole changeling thing,detecting fake Cdences is, like, your super power or some shit, but I do think on this occasion you have in fact gotten it wrong." Fluttershy interjected.
"B-B-BUT EELS!" Shouted Twilight. Her friends all looked at her worriedly.
"Twily, is everything okay?" Shining Arnor (who was also in the chariot) asked her.
"CADENCE IS NOT AN EEL!"
"uH..Twi, arer you feeling okay?"
"NO! NOT OKAY! CADENCE. IS. NOT. AN. EEL!" She pretically exploded.
"Uh, why don;t you sit down in the shade,I'm going to go talk to Cadence." He huriedly walked off.
"Geez Twi, what was all that about?" Rainbow asked, confused.
"Oh, I dunno Rainbow, maybe I'm freaking out about the fact theres A HUGE FUCKING EELL!"
"I think Shining was right, maybe you should sit down for a bit..." Rainbow led her away to a bench under a tree. "Just gotta calm down, yeah?"
"How can I be calm when theres an-"
"Come on honey!" Came shining;s voice. He happily trotted past TTwilight, brining the eel that was easily four times his lenght behind him with his magic, leaving a trail of slime on the floor.
"CADENCE DOES NOT LEAVE TRAILS!"
"Maybe she's trying out a new thing?" Shrugged Rainvow.
Twilight narrowed her eyes at Rainbow. Rainbow just shrugged again.
PRINCESS CADENCE EATS FOAL, FISH FROM RIVER
'IT WASN'T ME, I'M NOT A FUCKING EEL' SAYS PRINCESS
In a recent visit to the settlement of Ponyville, Princess Cadenza was seen by the whole town and our photographers eating a small foal, and then leaving to sqim in the river, where she continued to hunt for fish. In a statment release by the Princess, she said 'That wasn't me, I am not a fucking eel. How can I have killed a foal in Ponyville if I'm in the crystal empire? Are you all blind or just stupid?'