Derpy and Dinky at the Gala

by DerpyHooves123


Why Everypony Doesn't Want To Go To The Gala


"Wow," Rarity said "I did better than I thought!" The Mane 6 stared at Derpy for about a minute.
"ummm...guys? And I thought I always derp around."
Everypony heard a BU DUM CRASH nearby. They looked beside them and saw Dinky on a drum set.
"What? Somepony needs to put in the drum sound effect!"
Twilight looked at Dinky "That isn't physically possible, how did you get the drum set so fast?!?!?!?!?"
Then, there was a light in the middle of the room. A purple unicorn in a torn up black suit appeared. "Everypony, you've got to listen to me. The reason everypony won't come to the Gala with us is because they know what happened last yea-" The purple unicorn disappeared before he could finish her sentence, but everypony (but Derpy and Dinky) knew what she was about to say.
"Oh, that's wa' nopony wanted to go to the Gala with us!" Applejack yelled stubbornly.
"Great! Just great! Not only are we famous for turning last year's Gala into a disaster, but now we're stuck going with the only pony in Equestria who could probably do twice the damage from last year ALL BY HERSELF!" Rainbow exclaimed.
Twilight was still focused on Dinky and the drum set "But I still don't see how this is physically possible!"
Derpy and Dinky were confused about Future Twilight coming to the past. "What was that Twilight about to say?" Derpy asked Twilight.
"Stop asking questions, Derpy...and Dinky! It's like impossible for somepony like you to answer questions with the right answer!" Rainbow yelled.
"Come on, Rainbow" Fluttershy stepped forward "Derpy and Dinky are trying their very best."
Rainbow turned her back on Derpy and Dinky. Fluttershy raised and eyebrow at Rainbow. Rainbow didn't budge. Fluttershy did what she does best...THE STARE! After Rainbow Dash looked at Fluttershy, she turned into a chicken.

Twilight walked up to the rainbow chicken "Not again!" Twilight used a chicken reverse spell and turned Rainbow back to normal. "We've seen a lot of hoo-ee today." Applejack said.
"Yeah, I think we should settle in for a good night's sleep." Twilight said to everypony.
Dinky had a sad look on her face "But I'm not even sleepy! And I didn't eat my daily muffin!"
Derpy looked at her daughter "I'll give you your daily muffin, my little muffin." Derpy patted her daughter on her head.
"Hooray!" Dinky yelled in excitement.
Derpy and Dinky trotted back home. As the Mane 6 were were trotting out of the Carousel Boutique, they struck into a conversation. Pinkie started out. "Why won't anypony come to the Gala this year again?"
Twilight looked at Pinkie "Because they heard what happened last year."
"So?"
"So! If you went, you're pretty much saying...Sure, I'd love to go to the Gala as a guest of the ponies who messed up the dance, threw a cake at the prince, yelled at the prince which caused a huge statue and several columns to crash down and then caused a stampede. While we're at it, why don't we unleash Discord again and make a real night of it?..."
The Mane 6 all heard a voice in their head: Did somepony say my name? it said in a nasty voice.
They all gasped. "Di-Did you hear that too, Rainbow Dash?" Fluttershy asked shivering.
"Yeah," Rainbow replied "I think we need some sleep, the Gala is tomorrow and we need some sleep...we will need energy before being at the Gala...with Derpy and Dinky tomorrow."
"Yeah, I am really having to go with Rainbow Dash on this one. Goodnight everypony!" Rarity said to everypony.
"Goodnight!" Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack said as they trotted home.
During that night, Rainbow Dash had a nightmare about Derpy doing the most horrible thing by accident at the Gala! She released Discord! Rainbow Dash woke up almost having a heart attack. She sighed.
"Oh, just a dream, come on Rainbow, Derpy wouldn't cause that much trouble!" Rainbow lied back down " I hope..."
She sank back to sleep, only for the nightmare to continue...