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// After ever Almost 1 -comedy- Random- 
// Story: Random stories involving ponies and such. 
// by Aunt Celestia 
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One day in Ponyville, the newly turned princess, Twilight Sparkle was reading a book about 'Magical Singing Spells,by Celestia and Discord.' ; When they were going out;  There was no spell on how to do it, if you know Twilight that won't stop her from reading and learning all about them. Out of no where there was a book that just landed next to her. Its titled 'Magical Singing Spells the actual spells,by Discord.' ; When they broke up and he made Celestia sing out her worst nightmares in day court . ; There was a note that read 'try me out'

" Well," she thought " if its the spells and I am almost done with the first book. It must have come from the princess because it materialized from green smoke." Looking at the new book in front of her, she asked Spike to come down to the main library. She had to try it out. What with being an Alicorn and all that means she can do any spell.

"The soup is on the owl..." Spike mumbled ,half asleep in his basket as he pulled the blanket over his head.

"What? I'm pretty sure there is no soup on my owl." Twilight said giggling a bit. "I need to test a spell and I will give you more gems if you assist me with it. Plus I'm sure Rarity would like your voice after I'm done."

Spike having heard his beloveds name he jumped out of his basket. Almost tripping on his own tail. "Wah? Rarity? What does she have to do with the spell you need help with? And what will it do to my voice?" He said clutching his throat with his claws.

"Oh so you did hear me. And to answer your question about Rarity and your voice," Twilight looked back at the first book with the spell effects to make sure and said " it will make you sing your best to your love. Then fall in love with you forever."

"Hmm, that does sound pretty tempting ,but are you still going to give me those gems you promised?" Spike said looking at her with hope for his new snack.

"Ya ,ya I promise, so is that a yes?"

"Yep, as long as Rarity will fall in love with me." Spike said bracing him self.

"Okay now hold still." She charged up her horn with the spell to fire it at Spike. But he having second thoughts moved just as she let it go. It bounced off the mirror that was behind him. Going strait for the lavender alicorn that just so happened to be right in its path."Oh buck me..." Twilight said as she got hit with what she thought was the spell that was made to make someone love you insanely when you sang.

But as it so happened Discord switched the names of the second book with the one he used on Celestia all those years ago. So instead when she opened her mouth to talk to Spike she started sing the one nightmare she had when she first became new princess of Ponyville.

If you ever wondered why, mare tails all end in lies, here's what happened after all the tails came true. I love being princess down in the beautiful Ponyville, but ponies are going missing. They end up in someone's food!Just try to put you're self in, some pony else's shoes. Your killing my new kingdom with flying and magic spills! (OH NO!)
Thank you P.C.! (Thank you P.C.) Thank you P.C.!The Ponies are killing,magic is spilling. Now I can't read! My ears! Earth Ponies feast on Spikes spines!Plus Pegasi killed all my good friends! Ponies are killing, I'm going killing! Thanks to P.C.! You suck! (She pointed right at Spike then slumped to the ground out of breath)

"Um Twilight are you OK?" Spike said carefully waddling up to her.  A little scared for his sister/mother's well being.

She looked horrified she tried to talk but all that came out was "Hey I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared my colt-friend was taken by-" she quickly put her hooves up to her mouth. Resorting to shaking her head. Then she got an idea. She went to her writing desk and got a piece of paper and quill and started writing, " -the C.I.A. We're not the out lands, you got the wrong colt! In the empire! Flash Century , where could he be? He's drowning in water. Interrogation of the nation of the free! Cadence has taken the fall, I'm not a trained flyer at all, Shining went crazy, no pony can help us, we're pro freedom ,meanie! Celestia's crazy! Luna is lazy! I'm not even in that country! SO set free my Flash Century ~" she levitated it to Spike who then proceed to read it.

His face face contorted into that of one about to laugh the heads off. But surprisingly he just asked with a childish tone,"So you do like Flash hmm.?" Then his act fell, and he then fell on his back laughing his little scales off.

Twilight looked a little red in the cheeks. Then read the note her face fell into that of shock. She tried screaming but all that came out was a great musical note that an opera singer would be job less if there boss heard her.

"I'm just going to wright to the princess about this." He said getting out a quill and parchment. 'Dear ,Princess Sunny Butt, I'm am telling you that me newest and better than you, Queen Twilight Sparkle, is having a little problem with the spell you gave me. And would like you to come at this instance to fix it! , with a higher greater power Queen Twilight Sparkle.' He then proceed to send it. With a angry Twilight getting ready to smack him.
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At the time Celestia was on the toilet doing her 'Royal duties' when the letter appears on her nose. She read it, got really angry and confused at what spell she gave the new alicorn , then started sing.

"This towns gone wild since I married Discord, they think I'm going strait to Tartarus (she'll burn in tartaus)
But the charges played on me of rueful regency, could whine up  throwing me in the sun (she is a witch)
Oooohhhh I'm over run by mad colts, They all believe I'm Discord, And now I hear that Luna's going to take my throne away. (That which will cry)." She knew what was going on now she inwardly cursed the name. "DISCORD!" She then cast the reverse spell on her self. Then flew to Ponyville.
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There was a loud thud on the porch of Twilight's bed room. When they went to investigate what it was Celesta had her horn charging right at Twilight. Twilight when she saw this, started silently pleading being that when she tried to talk or wright, all that came out was songs. 

Celestia saw this and told her, "This will only hurt a lot!" Then continued to shoot the reverse spell at Twilight.
Twilight tried to run, but Celestia already had her in her magic, rendering Twilight helpless. Finally Celestia got a good shot. And then said " now would you please explain to me the meaning of this!?" She then pulled out the letter Spike sent.

Twilight started crying and begging for her life saying "Spike did it! I have nothing to do with it! Spike tried to get my princess hood taken from me. Because I was unable to contact you, so he took that moment to get me in trouble." Twilight cried, showing The bringer of the sun the scroll she wrote when she had and idea of trying to write her problem.

" Hmm I see. OK well Spike, is now not aloud to see or make contact with this Rarity for Two thousand years." Said Celestia with an evil cackle. She then processed a gem from the moon and ate it in front of Spike. All while Spike sat there slack jaw and Twilight back into the book she was reading earlier that morning. Then flew out of the libraries roof. Right into the sun.
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Back at Canterlot Mental Facilities there sat a, blue coat, white and gray mane and tail ,pony with a show mare altitude laughing insanely. The metal door keeping her in said 'patient #54678644435 Trixie Lunamoon' 	Back in the room The Crazy And Pettyful Trixie was singing the history of that day, that she created.

After Celestia traveled back to the sun, I helped my ponies cope with the killed. Then Discord, Luna ,and Pinkie came to visit, and they greeted us with pranks and games and soda. They forced me into The outlands or The everfree. They pranked, played, and left me in my own head. So now I'm far more insane with my magic. When I fuse their hooves to there head. Have you ever held the the wings of pegasi?! Or ate the hooves of Earth ponies?! Can you shoot a magic bolt through Twilights eye's?! Or paint with the colors of my meds?! I can murder if I please because I'm BUCKING crazy! I can paint with the tears of the dead. THANKS TO P.C.! WHERE IS PRINCE SENTRY?! RUEFUL REGENCY! I'M BUCKING CRAZY! WHAAAAwhaaaawhaaawhaawhaaaaa...