Rat sat in front of his computer, drinking a beer. On the screen were the words "The Adventures of Angry Bob, volume twenty." Nothing else had been written. Struck with writer's block, Rat could only sit, drink beer, and hope for his muse to strike. With a sudden crash, Rat was knocked back onto the floor. "Sorry." Said the Moose that had ran into him, "Won't happen again."
Rat was upset at first. He wanted to be hit by a muse, not a moose. But then he realized that the head injury had given him an idea. "Better than nothing." Rat grumbled as he returned to his chair and began to type:
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The Adventures of Angry Bob, Volume Twenty
Angry Bob was angry. Even more angry than normal. "I am tired of being angry." Bob said, "But I have nothing to make me happy." Bob thought on this for a time, and he got an idea. "This is what I will do. I will go out into the world, and speak with my fellow man. And perhaps I will learn something from one of them that will make me happy."
And so Bob did just that. For most of the day, he was disappointed. But then Bob saw a man with a t-shirt that depicted a pink horse. Bob said "Excuse me sir, but why are you wearing a shirt with a picture of a pink horse on it?"
The man laughed. "It's not a horse, it's a pony. I am a brony, and this is Pinky Pie from 'My Little Pony."
"You watch a show for little girls?" Bob asked. "Why?"
"It makes me happy." The man replied.
So Angry Bob went home and watched 'My Little Pony.' And to his surprise he found that it made him happy as well. He watched all of the episodes, read the fanfics, and bought the merchandise.
"I am a brony." Angry Bob said, "And I am happy." And he was happy, filled with joy and love like never before. And like most bronies, Bob wished that he could actually go to Equestria. "But alas, it will never happen." He said.
Then one night, Bob was woke by a bright light in his bedroom. He opened his eyes and was amazed by what he saw. "Princess Celestia!?" Bob exclaimed.
"Yes Bob. I have seen the joy and love in your heart, and come to take you to Equestria."
"Oh boy oh boy!" Bob jumped at the chance. The next thing he knew, he was in Canterlot. And so Angry Bob went to live in Equestria. And the love in his heart grew even more powerful.
Two days later, Canterlot was attacked by changelings. Which feed on love. Which is what Bob was now practically radiating. The entire hive captured Bob and took him to their queen, Chrysalis, who swallowed Bob whole. Bob aspexiated and died. As did Chrysalis, who choked on Bob who was not a thin man.
The End.
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As Rat finished typing, he became aware that Pig was reading over his shoulder. "Gosh Rat," Pig said, "Shouldn't you at least end the story with a moral or something?"
As Pig walked away, Rat realized that his friend was correct. And so he turned back to the keyboard and added one last line:
"Always chew your food."