Oh Raibnow Dash

by Squashue


The Hangover

“Oh my god. My head is hurting so bad,” said Rainbow Dash as she recovered from her hangover. “What do they put in that cider? LSD?” Eventually, the room began to spin and Rainbow wanted to go back to sleep but couldn’t because she felt sick. In the end, she actually did puke in the toilet because of her severe dizziness, but then she felt better and slept again. After she woke up, however, she remembered last night and how Daring Doo kissed her and it FELT really nice at the time. Somehow, Daring had managed to get into her bed and had managed to sleep all through the morning until 9 o’clock IN the morning.

Rainbow went downstairs to get breakfast. Her living room was a wreck - there was pieces of cake splattered on the walls and Fluttershy was tied up. She was still crying, and had been crying throughout the night. She definitely hadn’t slept at all during that period of time where she was awake. Currently she was unconscious, so Rainbow snuck past her and began making PANCAKES.

Rainbow put the plate of pancakes on the table and waited for Daring to come down. She didn’t, and wasn’t going to until 9 o’clock IN THE MORNING, so Dash untied Fluttershy and sat her at the table. She remained unconscious. The time was 8:50 AM. Rainbow still had a light headache from the hangover, but most effects of it had worn off. To fill a space in her empty stomach, Rainbow ate some pancakes (homemade pancakes are the most satisfying) and still waited.