Fractured Fairy Tails: Peter Dash

by Unknown Tale


Five - Iron Skull Rock Duel

It was a long agonizing five minutes before Pinkie Pie reached Skull Rock. She pinned Luna to a wall and said, "Alright Luna, START TALKING. Tell me where Peter Dash hides and I'll set you free from this agony." Applejack then replied, "That's the wrong way to put it Cap'n Hook."

"Well I am a pony of my word." Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle hid behind a rock listening. "How dare you captain..."

"You better talk fast or it'll be high tide before you know it and we'll all be doomed." Luna remained silent but had sorrow in her eyes. Rainbow Dash quickly went to the exit of Skull Rock. "Remember, you DID PINKIE PROMISE!!" Rainbow Dash acted fast and said, "The spirit of the great sea is onto you... BEWARE CAPTAIN HOOK. BEWARE!" Pinkie Pie looked around curiously. "Don't let Luna get away while I look around."

Twilight Sparkle signaled Rainbow Dash to come back. "Okay, I'll imitate Pinkie Pie while you prepare a surprise Rainbow Dash." She flew to a high ledge and cleared her throat. She started speaking like Pinkie Pie, "First Mate Jack, there has been a change of plans. Bring the princess back to her ponies."

"Er, right away Cap'n." Luna sighed in relief. Applejack got on a boat and Luna got on it as well. She rowed for a few seconds before getting caught by Pinkie Pie. "And just where do you think YOU are going? Put her back before I have you walk the plank!"

No! Not the plank! Anything but that! Applejack quickly went back and pinned Luna back on the wall. "Sorry, but I wanna keep my position. I'm afraid you'll be stuck here."

"I feel sorry for you Jack," Luna replied.

Twilight once again started speaking like Pinkie Pie again. "First Mate Jack, what are you doing?"

"Keeping guard like you said."

"I said nothing of the sort." Pinkie Pie thought it was Rainbow Dash doing it and caught her working with a small sword.

"But Cap'n, didn't you--?"

"For the last time... Bring her back to her people. UNDERSTAND!!!!????" Her voice shattered the back of the wall. "Now. GO!" Luna broke free but landed in the water. She surfaced. "Luna, you okay?"

Rainbow Dash suddenly backhoofs Pinkie Pie into a wall. "Ouch..." Pinkie Pie got up. "Wanna play rough Rainbow? It is on!" Pinkie Pie suddenly drew out a pirate sword while Rainbow Dash kept hanging onto hers. They soon started blocking each others blows. "I'm not going easier on you this time Captain. Twilight Sparkle then said, "Hey Applejack, think you can beat Dash?"

"No."

"Try your luck!" She dropped a cannonball at her.

"TWITCHY TAIL!" Applejack ran off and swam for the hills. "I SURRENDER!"

Pinkie Pie growled. "This is for Jack!" She swung her sword and missed. Rainbow Dash threw her into the water. She surfaced. "Curse you... Peter Dash. Just you wait until I find your hideout... Just you... wait." She then sneezed. Then she swam off to the ship.

"SOMEPONY HELP!" Luna called out. Young Celestia flew over to her and got her out. "Thanks sister." She smiled. Rainbow Dash then made a rooster call for the sun. "Next stop, Redpony's hideaway!"