//------------------------------// // An Angry Mare // Story: League of Bronies // by darkironpony //------------------------------// [Six hours later] "Finally we're back!" I yelled overjoyed to have made good time back to ponyville. [Earlier Twilight tryed to get us a ride which lasted for a while. Unfortunately there was some emergency so the guards had to leave us to help the princess. I honestly think she just was sore about our..I mean my failure. Rainbow had left saying something about training for some race and Twilight used her spell so I could walk on clouds and then left to study.] "I know right,"Adven agreed. Sure you just flew the whole way! You didn't have to hoof it all the way back here! I couldn't help but grin at my own amusing thoughts. I was about to say something when out of nowhere I heard a high pitched," Hiya!" I jumped up and turned back to see Pinkie Pie there smiling wildly. We have only been gone for about ten hours. Could she have really missed Adven that much? "You are really excited for something," Adven said flying to get nearer to Pinkie Pie. "Sooooo" he continued with a gleam in his eyes,"What is it?" [He kind of sounded like a little kid waiting to open his first present on christmas day or his birthday.] "There is a new pony!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed waving her hooves wildly in high spirits. Then again, when is she ever not in high spirits? I felt my jaw drop. Could there be another brony here? But why now? I should ask Adven about his experience with Inifinite when Pinkie is not around us. Wait maybe it isn't even a brony. "Here you guys go," she said dropping invites into our hooves. Then she saw Shadic and her look of elation transformed into one of concern. "What happened to Shadic," she said with a sad face full of tears. Noooo! Whatever makes Pinkie cry is a sin against all things good and/or decent in the world! "He got beat up. I am taking him home," I replied plainly. [I wanted to think of something to make her laugh but the words continually escaped me.] "What meanie bo beanie did this to him?!" she said getting a determined look in her eyes. I grabbed Adven aside," Dude, you better make sure she doesn't use that cannon." Adven chuckled nervously," I kind of broke it." "Hey what are you guys talking about?" Pinkie pie asked sounding excited. "Um...we were," I said trying to come up with something to say. Come on.think of something. FAST! "You were going to go take Shadic to Cloudsdale hospital while I was heading home," Adven chimed in. Thank you, Adven. I could not stand to be around Pinkie being all frowny like. I ran but then turned back after I realized something. Adven raised a broiw,"What?" "I kind of forgot which way Cloudsdale is," I admitted rubbing my neck with my hoof nervously. Adven pointed a hoof and I simply smiled. Adven sighed,"Anything else?" "Yeah," I said grinning from ear to ear,"Do you know where Pinkie Pie keeps the balloon?" "Well..."he began. [Fifteen minutes later] I can't believe the ballon ended up on that inn where Berry is from. [Her dad still kind of scares me.] I neared the clouds and once I saw the cloud homes my jaw dropped. "I guess seeing really is believeing,"I said knudging Shadic as we neared the clouds. Shadic merely shook as if he was taking a nap and swatted my hoof away. "Guess I am on my own," I observed. I landed the ballon on a street of some kind, grabbed Shadic and put him back on my back. "Well at least I don't have to worry since you got my back," I chuckled at my own joke. Anyway after getting some directions I headed for Shadic's house. I was going to take him to the hospital but they said he may need a shot. That had somehow registered in his brain and his body flailed around like a fish gasping for air although he still remained unconscious. [I have no idea how he did it for the record.] I was surprised at what I had seen before me. The house was a plain white color and it looked like a box. "Well this is just underwhelming,"I said disappointed. Why can't something just whelm me? It always has to be too much or little. Feh! I knocked on the door and no pony answered. I knocked again and again no response. Getting frustrated I pulled my hoof back farther than was needed and launched it forward. Suddenly as my hoof was springing forward I noticed a white pegasus mare open the door. To avoid collison with my hoof and her face I threw my hoof more to the left hitting the side of the domicile. "Yowyaz!" I cursed to myself feeling the pain ring out through my whole body. The white pegasus merely rose a brow at my behavior. "Delivery," I squeaked pointing to Shadic on the floor. I must have dropped him when I changed the destination of my hoof. The pegasus's mouth dropped as she saw the figure of Shadic on the floor. [Or clouds. At least they're fluffy but I had to sleep on wood. Lucky jerk.] "What happened to him?!"she asked worriedly. "Fighting,"I answered not knowing what else to say. I started to trot away when I heard her crying. Damn it!She just had to start crying,didn't she?! I walked back and put Shadic on my back and asked to be shown to his room. The pegasus smiled,"Thank you. I am Snowy by the way." She put her hoof out to be shook. I grabbed her hoof and we hoof shook," My name is Bass Chord,. Nice to meet you." [I think either that or a sinking brohoof.] Snowy's face had a look of sudden realization and said unemotionally,"I need to get something Bass." Inside I rose a brow at this behavior but outside I merely nodded. What is with the sudden change? I spotted a couch nearby and laid Shadic there. I waited a few minutes awaiting Snowy to return. After a few minutes I closed my eyes. Suddenly there was a loud crash. When I opened my eyes I couldn't believe what I saw before me. It was Snowy wielding a giant hammer. And me without a big enough nail. [Anyone up for a game of Donkey Kong?] "Okay, I see you are busy tell Shadic I hope he gets better," I said nervously inching towards the door. Snowy turned to me with a gleam in her eyes. Oh Celestia she is going to kill me! Suddenly she shot me a smile and said with much enthusiam,"I will." I waved my farewell and left. No sooner had I closed the door did I hear another crash and a voice crying out in agony. Sorry Shadic. I would help but you never mess with a mare. Especially a mare with a giant hammer like fucking Mario. Or Jumpman. Whichever. "That is what you get for getting hurt!" I heard Snowy scream. "Fuck this I am outta here!" I yelled retreating to the balloon. Before I left I tipped my hat in the direction of the house to show my respects and then I left. I went home and needless to say after a long day I instantly knocked out.