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// Certainly not that ONE Prologue 
// Story: What's this? An unguarded story? Oh this is just Simply Wounderful! 
// by Discorded Q 
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"Well, well, well, now that I have that out of the way." The God-king of Equestria and everything else declared as the description vanished from his view, "I have to say, checklists are one of the most boring things I have ever done, but they do help to pull off a plan!" The God-king of Equestria and everything else then laughed at the irony, "Imagine that! The God of chaos using a device to keep an order to something! Now that doesn't make any sense!" 
"Yew wont git awai with dis Diskord!" Cel- no, the sad excuse for a protector exclaimed from behind her magically enhanced cage. "Jus wate for mai stuednt to git hare!"
"Do you realize how ridiculous you sound Celestia?" The God-king of Equestria and everything else said as he rose from his throne. He glided down to his captives, "'You won't get away with this Discord!' 'Just wait until my student gets here!'" He repeated with sarcastic mirth. He slid his talon across the bars of her cage, making dinging sounds of different pitches. He then was struck with a brilliant idea, he continued with his previous statement, "Your voice is just far to squeaky and high pitched to be taken seriously."
"Wut arr u talkn abowt?" The sad excuse for a protector responded with the most delightfully cute and squeaky voice. She then heard her own voice and her cheeks reddened in embarrassment.

The God-king of Equestria and everything else laughed with the most tremendous laugh accompanied with some lightning without noise, "OH! It's good to have the roll of Author! Everything just goes your way!
"Wut doo yew meen?" The sad excuse for a protector asked with her squeaky voice.
"Just look Celestia! I mean, the original so-called 'Great and powerful' creator has had his powers drained and stolen from him!" The sad excuse for a protector turned her head towards where The God-king of Equestria and everything else's talon pointed. What she saw baffled her pitiful mind, in a cage much like her own there was one of her ponies, except he was devoid of all his color and sat in the corner with a lifeless expression, and a bipedal fur-less diamond dog looking creature, what he was doing, or more like trying to do, baffled her even more so. He was slouching over a piece of parchment with a pen, struggling to even barely write a single word. His face was strained with a painful grimace as the pen he was holding shook with anger, he then looked up and reacquainted his view with his surroundings, he then locked eyes with the sorry excuse for a protectors eyes and then towards The God-king of Equestria and everything else's. His face distorted with a pure anger and he rushed at the bars. The bars made a delightful dinging sound as his hands connected with them, he then attempted a threat, "You won't- You! Away... This! Act! of... Evil! Get... FUCK!" He then punched at the bars over and over, only ever making two separate dinging sounds. Then the grey scale unicorn he shared the cage with came up behind him, reared on his back legs, and made his forelegs come crashing down on the angry creature. He then rolled the thing over and proceeded to repeatedly punch the creature's stomach, after the seventh or ninth punch he then bent down and yelled into the creature's ear.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M TRYING TO THINK!" He then went back to his corner and sat down, and resumed his deadpan expression. The creature writhed around in the floor of the cage where the pony left him. He coughed and sputtered, "Q-quillo... Why?" The creature looked back towards the paper on the floor, he rolled onto his stomach and crawled his way to it, the blood streaking out of his mouth making a line of red to his destination, "Must... Right... Make..." he proceeded to pick the pencil up with his hands a returned to straining to write a single word.

The sad excuse for a protector had a tear rolling down her pristine pink cheek, oh yeah, Celestia is also pink now! "You know Celestia, that pony in the corner's, or Quillo's, whole existence was due to that human he just beat up," The God-king of Equestria and everything else noted, "It's delightful at how easy it is for the same soul to be turned on one another. This was the first time they ever met you know? Simply wonderful that they have to spend the next eternity within eachother's company."

"You... Discord... Style... Forget that... My... ARGH!" The human raged as he returned to trying to write anything.