//------------------------------// // Confusion // Story: An A 'Mew' Sing Situation // by rainbowPOOTIS //------------------------------// My Little Pony... It's basicly the cartoon equivalent of Pokèmon. You either love it or hate it, regardless of age.  And you want to buy ALL the merchandise. Like my old copy of Pokèmon Red... got it yesterday, and am attempting the Mew glitch. Only this time, I was prepared, I avoided the necessary trainers, beat the game, got the Master Ball and was now performing the glitch. A WILD MEW APPEARED! GO TWIRAGE! Oh did I mention I nicknamed my Rapidash that? Cus I did. YOU THREW A MASTER BALL I swear to god, if that bug happens- you do know the one i'm talking about right? In the originals, the Master Ball had a one in 256 chance of failing. THE WILD MEW BROKE FREE! THE WILD MEW USED TRANSFORM! "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" I threw my Game Boy at the wall, where it bounced off before slipping under the couch. Aw dammit, now I gotta go under there and retrieve it. Reaching under the couch I felt something... soft? Pulling it out, I discovered it was my Fluttershy plushie, that had gone missing over a year ago. "I knew I would find you eventually!" Reaching back under, I grabbed ahold of... A jolt of electricity flowed through me. As I was losing consciousness, it felt like my body was being broken down at a molecular level, before I was plunged into a sea of colors. (Thirdperson) Fluttershy was currently trying to calm her animal friends down. They had been panicking for over an hour, and they were all looking frantically at some point in space, expecting something to emerge. ... And emerge it did. With a ear wreaking 'rip' the fabric of reality tore open, before something flopped out of it, unconscious, and the rip sealed itself. Staring at this bizarre creature, Fluttershy realized that when it woke, it would most likely lash out at the first thing it saw, despite being a pink felin kangaroo barely the size of a filly. "Oh... My..." She promptly trotted over, and picked the unfortunate feline up, before heading for her cozy home. (Firstperson) Oww, my fucking everything... "Hey fluffs, you awake yet?" Eh? "The heck are you calling fluffs?" Yeah, shut up and let me sleep. "You, dumbass, now get up before I get you up..." jeez, this guy could pass for a mob boss... gruff, bad attitude, and all that jazz. Opening my eyes, I was greeted t- what. The. Bagel. I was staring at a rabbit, holding a carrot as if it were a rifle. And it was TALKING. Does not compute. Wait. Why is it only slightly smaller than me? "Okay, did rabbits suddenly start growing four feet tall, or did I shrink?" The rabbit stares at me. I'm being serious right now, it STARED at me. "Are you fucking kidding me... ARÈ YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I already have to deal with a mare who couldn't stand up to a leaf in the wind, but this!?" "Oh Angle, what's the commotion about?" No. Freaking, way. Its motherbucking Fluttershy. "Oh, its awake, how are you you cute little feline?" Wait, what. Doing a once over of my body, I noticed several things. One, I'm now pink and fluffy. Two I have a tail. And three, I look like a kangaroo cat hybrid. ... I'm a fothermucking Mew. Still, FLUTTERSHY! "I got changed into an entirely different species! How do you think I feel!" I somehow manage to get to my feet. "If it weren't for the fact that you fell out of a hole in thin air right in front of us, I would think you'd been hitting the catnip." I look him in the eyes. "Thems fightin words... I think we will get along just fine." To Fluttershys surprises, they began staring each other down, neither willing to be the first to show weakness by looking away. After a full minute of this, they both grinned at each other and nodded, judging each other as equals. That was an intense battle of wills... I actually matched wit with the Rat Bastard! Damn I'm good. Humming the FF victory them in my head, I turned to face Fluttershy. ... Before I lost my  balance and flopped on my face... "I can confirm that gravity still works." He gives me a 'you don't say' look. "You poor, poor thing." Must not look in her eyes, I swear I will drop dead of diabetus on the spot. I struggle to my feet again, before turning to Angle. "Does she understand exactly what I'm saying, or only the gist of it?" He nods. "Only the general idea of it." Well shit, that complicates things... *smack*  I trip on my tail, and faceplant. "Goddamn this tail!"  It's going to be the death of me! Angle snickers. "Dude, you've got less coordination than a drunk Derpy..." oh god... she could probably cause levels of destruction that would make Godzilla jealous... Getting up, again, this time I try to hold my tail out, while leaning forward, and manage to stand successfully. "Take that, gravity!" I wave at Fluttershy, much to Angels amusement. "Hello to you too..." okay, novelty of this is wearing off...  suddenly, somepony starts knocking on Fluttershys door, and when she goes to open it, I discover it was Twilight. "Oh thank Celestia you're alright! I was worried when that massive magical anomaly popped up near here..." her eyes suddenly zoom in on me, and widen. "Fluttershy... what is that!?" I can't help but point at myself, and watch as her eyes widen further. "Do it just...." I nod, before laughing when her jaw drops. "Hi!" I wave, trying to act cute, because Wynaut... okay, that was a bad pokèpun. Twilights jaw drop was slowly shifting into a smile that felt very ominous... wait, ponies don't know what a pokèmon is... oh poo... I'm going to get cataloged, aren't I? ... Please don't probe me...