Ponyville, Equestria
Twilight had her army ready, she had a band of loyal soldiers ready to do her bidding. These ponies wanted to see a change in Equestria, they were sick of the Tyranny of the Twin Sisters. I mean sure, they can run hella quick, they kinda have to living in Ponyville, always running away from new crap. They had it with Celestia and Luna when THE LIBRARY BLEW UP! If anyone's qualified to rule Equestria, wouldn't it be the pony who was getting them out of crap like this? Not the ponies who just SIT on their fat plots, eating cake. While all of Ponyville is running for their lives, Celestia is probably relaxing, taking a bath or some crap.
The problem with this "army" was that they weren't even an army at all; they were a damn militia. Twilight had all the equipment they needed, swords, armor and crossbows. They just didn't know how to use any of it. Most of these ponies were just simple farmers or bakers. They had no idea what they were getting into. These guards were training all their lives to serve and protect the princess. Hell, I'd bet none of these damn ponies ever even held a weapon, let alone use it! That's why Twilight needed to find somepony who was smarter, who could make something more advanced.
As soon as Twilight considered this, she looked for some sort of spell to help with her endeavors. She ordered the royal guard to take her to Canterlot so she could use the library. Although she doubted it, she looked for something there; but to her avail, nothing. Twilight need some, "professional" help, but no one could know what she was planning. If anyone found out, her cover could be blown, and Twilight couldn't have any of that crap. She had to get Discord.
Twilight didn't think that Discord would tell Celestia or Luna, but she had to be sure. So she was basically going to kidnap Discord, hold him against his will and press him for information. It does sound a bit extreme but there's no room for error! The question is, how is she going to get him? She couldn't use Fluttershy, she would surely tell, right? Maybe she should just ask to see him, yeah, that's a good idea.
Twilight had invited him over to her castle the very next day, hoping her plan would work. What she did was set up a trap in one of the chairs. When Discord sat on it it would activate, due to his weight. The best part was that he couldn't use his magic because she used some dark magic to dispel his magic. As soon as she was done checking everything out, there was a sudden flash of lightning, a small explosion and confetti. "Discord is in the building folks!" said an obnoxious voice that Twilight simply despised of.
"Ya know, you're the last person that I can think of who would invite pretty old me to tea."
"A-ha, um, yes Discord, that's what I thought as well" Replied Twilight sheepishly, was this really a good idea? Oh well, no backsies now! "Discord, please take a seat!" Twilight mentioned as her had motions to the booby-trapped seat.
"I don't mind if I do Twilight, I'd never imagine you to be so hospitable to me of aAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!" thump
"Well, the floor wasn't supposed to break, but I suppose that works too...." Said Twilight.
"GET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW TWILIGHT! I'M STUCK! I-IS A TRAP?"
"Maybe!"
"Okay Discord, you just have to do something for me, and you won't have to feel too much pain"
"Wait, PAIN? What in the world is going on Twilight?!"
"I just need you to, uh, how do I say this, kidnap someone from another dimension. Yeah, that sounds about right."
"Princess Cele-"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRINCESS!" Screamed Twilight, good thing these walls are sound-proof.
"And what ever will you do if I say, I don't know, SAY NO TO SUCH A STUPID IDEA?!" Twilight then pressed a button causing saws, knives, and generally prickly things to fall down on Discord.
"I'LL DO IT!"
"Thought so, now, I've used some dark magic to-"
"DARK MAGIC?!"
"DON'T INTERRUPT ME!"
"Okay, okay!"
"Now, as I was saying, I used some dark magic to find someone I want to bring here, his name is Albert Wolffe or something stupid like that, just bring him here now, got it?"
"Yes, yes, of course Twilight, just allow 2-3 business days for you're arrival" Discord chuckled.
"I'm not playing Discord, give him to me NOW!!!"
"ALAKABAM!" Discord replied as there was a large puff of smoke and embers inside. When the smoke cleared out, there was an extremely odd thing standing in the middle of the former smoke cloud. It had some weird things on it's legs, it was only on the hind legs though. The problem was the front legs, those were HIDEOUS. There were five sticks on it's hooves, all connected to it.
"Thank you Discord, you've served me well" Twilight then blasted Discord with a powerful beam of dark magic, instantly killing him.