These events are on the day of the Wedding
"Alert, Queen Chrysalis escaped!" alarms started going of but the one that was on the monitor was fast asleep, he was a blue earth pony with a round helmet covering his eyes, he did not pay attention because it was most likely something that was not important just like all the over times
In the past
"alert, your mama in the base!" the electronic announcer said
"What? my mother in the base?" the earth pony repeated
"Hi sweetie, you forgot your lunch again!" a voice rang out somewhere
"doh no...."
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"Alert, Heavy is hungry," the earth pony grumbled at himself as this as those words lit up" protect the sandwich!"
"We must protect the sandwich!" the pony repeated and rushed to the kitchen to see a blue pegasus with earpiece and a cap
"Jo! A little help here?" he called for aid
" I got it, stand back son," the earth pony started to push the 3 button " three..three and uhhh? three!"
The door started to open slowly but then the two heard a loud cry from behind "Incoooomiiiing" they turned around to see a very big earth pony rushing to them.
"no,no,no. wait!" the pegasus called out to stop him but it was to late they crashed through the door and into the kitchen they all stopped at a table with sandwich, with the giant earth pony approaching to eat
"Heavy! Do not do it! " the earth pony desperately called for his huge teammate to stop.
"Nom nom nom, nom,nom" it was to late, the heavy already began eating the sandwich." so? what did little soldier want to say?"
"Oh, geeze! " the pegasus cried in annoyance
"You failed "the speakers rang out followed by booing
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"Alert! Pinkie Pie owns base!"
"WHAT!!!!" the soldier cried out. He peaked out a door to see a party with confetti,cake, balloons and fireworks(indoors) , he slowly retracted his head and went to hide in the bathroom, "This is not happening, this is not happening this is not happening" he repeated to himself.
"Could you hurry it up in there?"
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"Alert! Proof! The moon is made out of cheese!"
"Why is this important?" the soldier asked himself.
" Hey, Solly you need to see this " the blue pegasus called him.
"What is it now,Scout" the blue earth pony went over to the window Scout was,only to see a certain earth pony flying to the moon using prototype rockets.
"Im coming for you!" the Heavy called out to the moon leaving the rest of his team starring mouth agape at him.
Present Time
"Sargent wake up!" it was Edging Spear, temporarily enlisted with the offensive experts.
"What is it, private?" the soldier asked the one who disturbed his nap
"Barker, sir, look!" he pointed at the screen showing 'Queen Chrysalis escaped'.
"What? Queen Chrysalis escaped!?" the soldier yelled, this was serious, and most of the team was on vacation.
"Yes sir!" Edging Spear responded.
"Then lets go, private" with that the two rushed quickly getting their weapons, soldiers one was magically enhanced firework launcher, they went to the door that led outside the base to see the Scout struggling again with the door.
"Recon? You forgot the code again?" Edging asked the blue pegasus.
"Yeah, yeah just help me with this" the Scout responded.
"I got it,son stand back" the soldier responded " lets see one,one and uhhh.. one!
Nothing happened, the 1 button was so over used it did not work.
"Iiiiiiincoooooooooomiiiiiing!!" they heard the cry of the heavy rushing to them with surprising speed, considering the thing he had on his shoulder.
"No,no stop Batter Ram stop!" Edging Spear called out but alas it was to late.
With a bang the overly sized earth pony slammed against the door with Edging,Scout and Soldier in between, the door did not budge , at that moment a sign with 'meet the door that wont open' written on it appeared with music playing in the background.
"Solly, told you to change the password but no!" the Scout started shouting at the Soldier.
"Do not look at me, I don't make these passwords!" the Soldier simply responded.
"little door is to strong for giant pony." the heavy stated.
"You, if you did not break the doors down so regularly it would not have been this strong!" the Scout yelled at the Heavy.
"Little pony wants to fight? let us fight!" the Heavy growled at the Scout , and the Scout growled back.
"Gentlecolts?" a voice came from behind and at that moment another sign came up saying ' meet the spy' with the same music playing in the back round as the previous sign.They all turned around to see a blue pegasus wearing a suit and a mask (who was a changeling but only he's teammates know about it.)
"I assure the wedding is safe?" the spy asked.
"No." the rest said in unison.
"then, we still got a problem" the masked pegasus responded and started to mash the 1 button
Meanwhile at the wedding
everything went right this time no unfortunate interruption but unfortunately, that did not happen, not in this story
"The cake is a bloody spy!" the Recruit came bursting in through the doors an the guards could do nothing to stop him
There was a lot of 'what now' mumbles from the crowd, The Recruit tackled the wedding cake and proceeded to beat it, their was a gasp of shock
"Our wedding cake!" princess Cadence shouted but just then a scream came out of the cake and it turned into a spy dressed in red
"I knew it," the changeling said after he had beaten up the red Spy "Wait a second, what is he doing here? He lost?" he studied his surroundings to see he just crashed a wedding. He felt his cheeks get hot with embarrassment "sorry?" he said awkwardly before running.
everypony stared at shock at this scene .Fluttershy was cowering behind Rarity, Rarity put on her classes and took it of again as if her eyes were lying . Rainbow Dash moaned to herself, Twilight How did it get out she thought , Pinkie was to busy with other stuff to notice
"What in the hay did ah just witness?" AJ asked to nopony in particular but then the recruit in flying in the back of the wall.
"Chrysalis escaped!" he warned before falling to the ground face first
"I had enough!!" a random pegasus yelled out before jumping out of the window
The queens laugh could be heard "Dear princess you think you could stop me that easily"
Princess Celestia snapped , can't this wedding be completed " Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherbucking interruptions in this motherbucking wedding" with that, the princess and the queen fought again
"PC, do something !" the Recruit yelled at the fishing hat wearing changeling " Celestia is using her full power, who knows what the damage will be
The Polite Changeling (who have been complimenting everything during the events) grin finally faded, as he realized he had been called upon for help. He ran other to the two fighting rulers and gave Celestia slap to the face and Chrysalis a hoof to the stomach
"Please do not use this barbaric way of solving problems, can't we all just be friends? " the Polite Changeling asked.
The two rulers looked at each other and then to the ground "Okey" they both mumbled and shaked hooves
"Sorry to interrupt but can we please just get this wedding over with?" the Recruit asked and just then the doors burst open yet again with Edging, Heavy,Soldier,Scout and a blue unicorn with a hardhat came in shouting battle cries.
Everypony glared at them for the interruption "Welp, looks like they sorted out, ah guess we all should get moving," the hardhat unicorn said "sorry for interrupting this special moment" tipping his hat and pushed the rest of the team out the door